Chapter 18: Women, Not Funny!

I have to say that Brother Ying is right, although Wu Ling'er did not become the saintess of the Wu clan, it does not mean that she doesn't know these things, but she almost became the saint of the Wu clan at the beginning, not to mention, Brother Ying, the people who have been around the saints of the Wu clan as witch pets must also know these very well. If, according to what Brother Ying said, everyone told Wu Xiaoxian about Lou Xiye, then, it is very likely that everyone's plan will be detected by the god in the dark, and everyone will not know much about him, and if he masters everyone's later plans, it will be even more unfavorable to everyone.

After thinking about this, the dissatisfaction in Wu Ling'er's heart also dissipated: "Brother Win, I'm sorry!" I'm wrong about you! I...... Maybe it's because she's a mom%@...... That's why I'm so sensitive. ”

Knowing Wu Ling'er's identity and her past experience, Brother Ying would not be dissatisfied with Wu Ling'er's attitude just now, he just smiled faintly: "Okay, it's not too early, everyone is busy with their own things!" Ji Zai, Ling'er is not in good health now, you should be careful at night, and if there is anything wrong, call us immediately. ”

After Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ling'er, he still nodded: "I know." ”

After everyone left, Ji Tsai said to Wu Ling'er: "Wash and sleep!" I'm going to heat up the water for you! "The only difference between this and the original place is that behind this room, there is a mountain spring and an extra bathroom. However, because it was early summer, and now it was night, Ji Tsai planned to heat up the spring water in the bathroom, so as not to let Wu Ling'er suffer from the cold.

When Wu Ling'er came to the bathroom with a change of clothes, she couldn't help but smile when she saw the water in the bathroom: "Ji Zai, do you want to take a mandarin duck bath with me?" ”

"Woman, before you want to seduce me, let's eat yourself a little fatter!" Ji Zai sat by the water angrily and brushed his green silk, his slender white fingers stretched out into the bright red sleeves and brushed between the black green silk......

Well, although Wu Ling'er didn't want to admit it, she also felt that it was impossible for her to be more demonic and beautiful than Ji Zai in her life. Is this guy here to discourage other human beings' self-confidence and sense of existence?

With tears in her heart, Wu Ling'er stepped into the warm water of the bath in thin obscene clothes, the water temperature was just right, and the bath was big enough, Wu Ling'er liked this world the most, everyone seemed to like to make a big bath, if the place was enough, the bath was almost a small swimming pool, for example, the place where Wu Ling'er stayed now.

Soaking comfortably in the pool water, Wu Ling'er didn't speak, on the other side, Ji Zai was tidying up his appearance, and the two stayed quietly in the bathroom, as if no one wanted to break this rare tranquility.

After a long while, Wu Ling'er said faintly: "Actually...... You've known that for a long time, haven't you? ”

"Hmm!"

"In order not to worry me, that's why you can't bear to say it?"

"Hmm!"

"Am I useless, awkward?"

"Hmm!"

"Ji Zai, is the coffee in front of you?"

Ji Zai finally put down the mirror in his hand and looked at Wu Ling'er angrily: "Woman, it's not funny!" ”

Seeing that Ji Zai finally ignored herself, Wu Ling'er muttered dissatisfiedly: "Who told you to ignore me?" ”

"Ignore you? What do you do? It's up to you to decide what the outcome will be, and it's up to you to face it. After saying that, Ji Tsai took off his shirt and jumped directly into the water.

The warm spring water splashed Wu Ling'er's face all over her face, and when she was dissatisfied and wanted to wipe the spring water off her face, her hands had been firmly imprisoned, and her lips were heavily sealed by the other lip.

Enduring the discomfort when the spring water entered her eyes, Wu Ling'er looked at Ji Zai a little strangely, as if she didn't quite understand why he was so excited, as if ...... You didn't say anything, did you? Well, does it count as a joke about him and coffee? Who told him to ignore himself just now!

Just when Wu Ling'er was scolding, she already felt one of Ji Zai's hands begin to move up and down her body: "Hmm! No! ”

"Don't say it at this time, it's too late!" Ji Zai quickly peeled off the burden on Wu Ling'er's body, and at the same time raised his hands on her: "You just said that you want to take a mandarin duck bath, and now I will let you know what the consequences will be if you ask a man to accompany you to take a mandarin duck bath!" ”

Wu Ling'er seemed to be a little frightened, she kept dodging Ji Zai's assault: "Don't! Ji Zai, stop! "What the hell is this guy crazy about? I just played a joke with him, is it necessary to take revenge on myself like this?

Just when Wu Ling'er was struggling desperately, she suddenly found that Ji Zai had stopped, just holding her hard, and no longer had any movement: "Ji Zai? ”

"What should I do with you? What should I do with you? Holding Wu Ling'er hard, Ji Zai was whispering softly, when he was in Ma Aceh, Wu Ling'er was injured by spiritual power because of the depletion of magic power in his body, and in the snowy Yongcuo Temple, Wu Ling'er's appearance when he was injured by the laws of heaven kept appearing in Ji Zai's mind, this picture almost drove him crazy, but in order not to let Wu Ling'er worry about himself, he could only endure it in his heart, but how long can this patience last?

Just like now, Ji Tsai is already a little out of control: "What if...... If I hadn't shown up to you, if I hadn't been there, you'd ...... Wouldn't it be happier? Easier? Without me, you wouldn't have been hurt by the witch people because of coffee. Without me, you wouldn't have lost the Psychic Jade, if you ......"

"Smack!" A loud slap slapped heavily on Ji Zai's face, and immediately left a bright red palm print on his fair face, if it weren't for Ji Zai's hands tightly grasping Wu Ling'er, maybe he was slapped and fell into the bath just now: "Yu Lan, are you enough?" Come back without changing, be careful that I still smoke you! ”

It's a pity that Wu Ling'er was disappointed that this slap did not wake up Ji Zai, but made him even more crazy: "Hehe, good fight!" Well played! Just push a little harder! ”

Finally, Wu Ling'er couldn't bear it anymore, even in the water, she still used the most ruthless trick in the women's wolf defense technique: "Cut off the children and grandchildren's feet!" ”

Oh! Seeing Ji Zai hunched over and flying out, Wu Ling'er suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment. Although it was a very ruthless kick, Wu Ling'er had the control power herself, and it was in the water, so in addition to the pain of this kick, there would be no other sequelae, besides, anyway, in the end, everyone had to wear it back, in case Ji Zai ...... Well, he has lost the function of some men, as long as he goes back, he can still let Coffee obediently listen to him, for this, Wu Ling'er is extremely convinced.

Fortunately, Wu Ling'er's move finally made Ji Zai come to his senses, bend over, and after a while, he reluctantly stood up: "Are you a woman?" How can you do this to your husband? What if I get hurt, what will you do in the future? ”

Wu Ling'er raised her eyebrows: "In the future?" My dear third husband, don't forget, besides you, I have five harems! They must be happy without you, because there are more times when it's their turn. ”

Choked by Wu Ling'er, Ji Zai's expression became even more depressed: "I'm too lazy to tell you this woman!" ”

"Too lazy to tell me? Don't bother to tell me, and then continue to stuff in your heart, continue to be the same as before? I said, did you fall into the evil or did you have it as it was, and now you are finally back to your original appearance? Look at the way you usually get 2580,000 yuan, but today you become like this, are you ashamed? Isn't it that I suffered a little, and didn't I give you the Tongling Jade? If I were injured, would you not protect me? If my life is in danger and you have a treasure to protect my life, will you not give it to me? You also say that beautiful people have smart heads, I think this sentence should be rephrased, beautiful people are stupid! You guy especially that! ”

Listening to Wu Ling'er scolding herself a lot, Ji Zai suddenly laughed: "You...... Never mind! I'm worrying about it for nothing! "This woman is a cockroach at all, and she can't hit her.