All Chapters_Chapter 367 Something Bad Is Going to Happen
The fourth aunt's movements were too fast, and before Fang Dapeng's rope could be thrown out, she had already successfully knocked down Erli
Erli was so frightened that she pushed the chin of the fourth aunt with her hand, and shouted "wow" in her mouth: "Mom! I'm Erli! I'm Erli!! Ah, don't bite me! Help me! Help me!!! ”
Where does the fourth aunt still know who she is. A face is full of excitement to be pulled by the 'prey', how to describe the scene at that time, as if you have a big golden retriever at home that can stand up and be as tall as a person, it hasn't seen you for a day, and when it sees you, it pounces on you and wants to lick you with its mouth.
I'm in a hurry, and I can't care about anything else. Two steps up and desperately pulling the fourth aunt's gown, she is not transgender, so at this time it is more like relying on strength, but her gown is very slippery, I can't hold it, and I will pull her arm with my backhand. This made the fourth aunt anxious, she was teased by Erli's red eyes and stared at me directly, and then shook her arm, I thought I had some strength, but the fourth aunt's arm was like a wielding iron rod at that time, and the strength was amazing, I didn't wait for a reaction, and I was thrown aside by her arm.
"Be careful!" Fang Dapeng quickly came over and helped me, and then pulled me to the side: "I'll come!" ”
Finished shouting. He directly carried the rope on it, and at this time he didn't use the rope sleeve, but directly pulled up a piece of rope and strangled it on the back of the fourth aunt and strangled her neck, and instantly exerted force, I saw that the muscles on Fang Dapeng's arms were all bulging, because of the force, his face was also red, and a mouthful of big teeth were biting viciously under his lips. 'Crazy' because his body can easily fit two fourth aunts, and he used a rope to strangle the fourth aunt's neck behind his back, feeling that the fourth aunt can be strangled by him in minutes, but the fact is that Fang Dapeng's tired green tendons burst out, as if he was strangling a golden stone. Seeing that the fourth aunt was still persistently holding on to Erli and opening her mouth to bite her, she didn't take him seriously at all, Fang Dapeng's face turned even redder, and while struggling, he slowly squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Eh, why is this old lady so energetic?"
Tug of war. At that time, it was really like a tug-of-war, I couldn't stand standing next to it, it seemed that Fang Dapeng couldn't strangle the fourth aunt alone, so he had to run to Fang Dapeng's side in two steps, and help him pull the rope around the neck of the fourth aunt, the fourth aunt's body finally moved, I was overjoyed, looking at the fourth aunt who was about to break away from Erli's body, I pulled harder, and at the moment when the fourth aunt was about to be dragged up by us, Erli suddenly let out a miserable scream: "Ah! Don't!!! ”
My heart tightened and I bit it!!
When she raised her eyes, the fourth aunt had already put Erli's fingers in her mouth, and at this moment, her sharp-beaked monkey cheeks face was also full of excitement after her success, "Dapeng!" Hard!! ”
I shouted, turned my hand to pinch the fourth aunt's cheeks, at that time her skin could not be said, not very hard, but the touch was very weird, as if touching the ball, when the strength of the fourth aunt's mouth was slightly loosened, Erli screamed and pulled out her blood-stained fingers from the fourth aunt's mouth, and kept crying with her mouth open: "It hurts!" Mother! You almost bit me to death!! I took a look at her fingers, and it was okay that she didn't bite off, but when I saw that she was just sitting in place and watching her hands, she could still be caught by the fourth aunt who was dancing her teeth and claws in minutes, and couldn't help but shout a little anxiously: "Stay away from here!!! ”
Erli reacted at this time, wiped a handful of tears, and moved to the side with a rolling belt, and when Erli flashed far away, the fourth aunt was completely angry, she began to pay attention to me, stretched out her hand and went straight to me, Fang Dapeng was sweating profusely behind the fourth aunt: "Jiaolong!" I can't hold her anymore!! It's like dragging a wild horse that has escaped, and she's not tired!! ”
While dodging the attack of the fourth aunt, I looked at Fang Dapeng: "You throw the other end of the rope to me!" I'm going to wrap her up!! Fast!! Shouting, I shouted loudly into the room again: "Zongbao! Go and bring me the old lady's pillow now!! ”
"Good!!" Zong Bao answered in the room and ran out cautiously by the wall.
Fang Dapeng's side pulled the rope that was holding the neck of the fourth aunt with one hand, and began to pick up the rope on the ground with the other hand, suddenly, the fourth aunt who had been slamming towards me suddenly quieted down, Mu Mu turned his head to look at Fang Dapeng who was picking up the rope behind him, Fang Dapeng naturally felt that the rope he was pulling loosened, slowly raised his head, directly met the eyes of the fourth aunt, and opened his mouth: "Grandma, are you tired of tossing?" ”
"Give me the rope! She's going to bite you!! "Zhuang Cha estimates.
I shouted loudly in a hurry, and before I finished shouting, I saw that the fourth aunt rushed directly to Fang Dapeng, Fang Dapeng did not raise his fist at all and punched the fourth aunt who rushed over, but I just heard a muffled sound, and Fang Dapeng's mouth then turned up: "I'll go!" It's harder than a punching bag!! ”
As soon as the words fell, the fourth aunt stood still again, looking at Fang Dapeng with straight eyes, it looked like she was saying, you hit me, I'll stand and let you fight, Fang Dapeng was also a little dazed, looking at the fourth aunt who was standing motionless in front of him, and slowly raised her fist: "Grandma, don't force me!" ”
Before the words fell, the fourth aunt, who was standing motionless in front of him, actually spit out a black mass of something similar to digestive matter, impartially, and directly spit out Fang Dapeng's face from low to high, and there was a strong fishy smell in the air in an instant.
"Oops, I'll go! What the hell!! Fang Dapeng touched his face, retched twice in an instant, and began to vomit wildly while holding on to the wall.
My heart was excited, it's broken, it's rumination!
Animal rumination is also called chewing, that is, spitting out the contents of the stomach and eating it again to facilitate digestion and absorption, but in the fourth aunt's place, the matter is big, which means that from this moment on, she will vomit out all the food she has eaten before in the stomach through this way, and after spitting it out, it will completely become a corpse, which is much faster than I expected, I took two steps back slightly, and suddenly felt that I was really misjudged, and I had prepared some black dog blood or something!
"Jiaolong! Pillow!! ”
Zong Bao suddenly shouted at the door, a pillow was thrown directly, I reached out and grabbed the pillow, it was really God help me, I didn't have time to think about it, I put my middle finger in my mouth and bit it, and then scratched at the pillow of the fourth aunt, but the fourth aunt looked back at me at this time, and spit out a big mouthful of black things, I instinctively dodged to the side, stepped forward and the pillow was directly hollowed, the fourth aunt was extremely agile to dodge my attack and stepped on Fang Dapeng's body directly on the roof,' Pedal pedal pedal 'I don't know where to run after a few strokes
I looked up at the roof, gritted my teeth, a sense of chagrin arose, lowered my eyes and looked at the pillow in my hand, I felt for the first time that the frustration was my judgment error, I underestimated her transgender time, combat ability, and Erli's disbelief, I thought everything was simple, and I could only let the fourth aunt run away in front of my eyes so helplessly
"Jiaolong! How's it going! What about the four aunts! ”
Seeing that there was no movement in the yard, the cousin pushed open the door and ran out, while the cousin ran directly to Erli, who was still sitting on the yard and pinching her fingers: "Erli, are you okay, your fingers are not broken, right?" ”
Erli seemed to be scared silly, sitting there and not responding at all, until her cousin pushed her twice, she gradually came back to her senses, looked at her cousin and said with a crying voice: "My mother bit me, my mother bit me, scared me to death, scared me to death."
"Jiaolong, Jiaolong, what's going on, what's going on, the fourth aunt?"
My cousin looked at me worriedly, and when he saw that I was standing there as if I was stupid, he kept asking.
I looked at my cousin with some guilt, and suddenly felt that my journey was actually a little too smooth, so many times because of the excessive trust of others, I overestimated myself, the fourth aunt ran away was not an accident, it was the result of my lack of thoughtfulness and too imprudentness, and opened my mouth: "I'm sorry, cousin, she ran away." ”
"Ran away?"
Uncle Cousin was stunned: "What should I do if I run away, why will I come back before!" Saying that, he probably saw that my expression was a little depressed, and then comforted: "It's okay, it's really not okay, I can't try it again tomorrow, I'm buying a pig." ”
I shook my head and looked at my cousin and exhaled softly: "Cousin, something big is going to happen." ”
"What's the matter?"
I opened my mouth and was about to answer, but I heard a 'bang!' from the village. There was a loud bang, and then the barking of the dog came from far and near, and it boiled.
My cousin was stunned, and helped Erli to look at my cousin: "Whose family is setting off firecrackers at night." ”
Uncle Cousin waved his hand, his expression slightly serious: "No, this is not a firecracker, it seems to be a gunshot." ”