Chapter 42: Left-handed scholars, right-handed scholars
As soon as the professor said this, the audience was shocked.
No one expected that Chu Xi, a scumbag who was firmly in the penultimate place, would soar to the sky!
Out?
This is a height that even Ye Tingting, the first in the grade, can't reach, and only Lu Shen can do it at the beginning!
The old professor chattered endlessly and turned on the praise mode, and everyone had their own thoughts, either admiration or disdain.
The person concerned was very calm, because he slept late yesterday, but he was sluggish and drowsy.
finally got through to the end of class, and Chu Xi was about to lie on the table to make up for sleep.
As a result, the fat man ran over crying bitterly, grabbed Chu Xi's sleeve and shouted: "Boss, you said that you would pounce on a dog together, why did you leave me and get out of it?" β
The fat man is quite depressed, the biggest sorrow in this world is that you think you are the second-to-last, and the next moment you become the first-to-last...
The thin man was also grief-stricken, and grabbed Chu Xi's other sleeve: "Boss, when did you run to get the standard answer, why don't you give your brother a copy?" Say that you are good to be each other's angels, and if you succeed in cultivating immortals, don't forget our brothers. β
One left and one right, one fat and one thin, the child seemed to grab Chu Xi's two sleeves.
Chu Xi couldn't cry or laugh.
Ye Tingting covered her mouth and chuckled, and quipped: "Thin man, don't talk nonsense, the teacher has said it, Brother Chu's answer is more accurate than the standard answer, and it is impossible to plagiarize." If you say that, there will be rumors. β
Ye Tingting's words fell, and Bai Xue over there already snorted coldly.
Bai Xue's slender hand brushed the hair on her forehead, and her beautiful eyes were indifferent: "From zero to full score, some people believe this kind of bad thing." Some people should be careful not to get caught. β
Nie Shuangshuang carefully tugged at Bai Xue's sleeve and motioned for her to stop stirring up trouble.
The fat man immediately stopped his tears, and scolded back with his head and face: "Take a handle of wool, the boss only saved you a few days ago, and only a few days later, you, the ungrateful eldest lady, began to bite back, tsk, people's hearts are terrible." β
Bai Xueqiao's face flushed, and bad memories came to her heart, she glared at the fat man viciously and ignored it anymore.
The second class is physical education.
However, the physics teacher walked in and patted the table: "Be quiet, students, the physical education teacher has something, physics in this class." β
The classroom was in mourning.
The physics teacher slapped the table vigorously, frowned, and took out the style of an old-fashioned teacher: "It's all quiet!" Half of the physics exams failed! You guys are the worst class of students I've ever had! β
There was a sudden silence in the classroom.
The fat man underestimated on the side: "you, the fat man from childhood to adulthood is the worst!" β
The physics teacher held up the frame of his glasses and said solemnly: "In this exam, although the average score of my class has been lowered, the teacher is very pleased that one student has a full score. There are also three solutions to the problem. β
There was an uproar in the class, and this was a familiar one.
Then, the physics teacher announced that Chu Xi had received a perfect score.
There was another uproar in the class, as expected.
The fat and thin men looked at each other and bowed to Chu Xi.
The physics teacher asked Chu Xi to give a speech on his studies, Chu Xi touched his chin and said, "When your life is in danger, it is the time to test your physics grades." β
Physics Teacher: ...
Class: ...
The fat man cleared his throat, his eyes gurgling, and deliberately explained: "The boss means that loving physics is like loving life. β
The physics teacher smiled with relief.
Chu Xi's road to full scores, biochemistry continued, and Chinese classes were terminated.
When the head teacher walked into the classroom majestically, he put down the ring ruler in his hand with a dignified face, and swept towards the classroom with cold eyes.
"This language testβ" The head teacher spoke, his voice steady.
The classmates in the class thought that now Big Guy Chu would have a high score warning in the future.
The head teacher coldly patted the ring ruler and looked at a seat in the back row: "Chu Xi, do you have any opinions about the teacher?" β
Chu Xi held his forehead, thinking of the teacher's relative Shakespeare...
The head teacher said sharply: "You have a full score in the math test, give me a 5 points in Chinese!" Or roll noodles! Who is Shakespeare, you write to me that Shakespeare is a kind of Chinese yarn! β
"[Zhuangzi crosses, and talks with the actor], you actually treat Zhuangzi as a woman! traveled to modern times to fall in love with the actor, and also named it "Through the Millennium: The Domineering Actor Falls in Love with Me"! You've seen too much romance, haven't you? If you continue to fail the final exam, copy "Zhuangzi" and "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" ten times for me! β
The head teacher was furious, and the fat and thin man's face was red.
Is Zhuangzi a woman?
Is Shakespeare a yarn?
The boss is so literate!
The fat man felt that his penultimate throne was a little stable.
Chu Xi pursed his lips, and his handsome face couldn't see his emotions.
I want her generation of resolute killers, killing one person in ten steps, and not leaving a line for thousands of miles... The faces of past and present lives are lost in the classroom.
She's such a liberal arts scumbag.
Worse is yet to come... Compared with the smooth sailing of science, the political and historical places are simply a mess.
In the politics class, the young politics teacher trembled with anger: "I want to test national policy, where do you get the confidence to criticize me?" Do you know the private affairs of His Majesty the Emperor? It's also written like the Tao! β
Shenghua is a typical constitutional monarchy, and the old man of the emperor who has no real power sits in the White Jade Palace all day long, accepting the admiration of the people.
The real power is in the hands of the prime minister and a few counts, Chu Xi had wandered around the Shenghua Palace in his previous life, and sold a few treasures along the way.
But palace secrets are really not the content of political examination papers.
Chu Xi was confused about the five representatives, the world development outlook, and the Shenghua dream... Exam results, you can imagine.
In history class, the female history teacher gently and gently asked: "Chu Xi, we are taking the history exam, not the finance subject." The teacher doesn't want to know the foreign exchange history of Shenghua coins and the auction value of ancient coins. Chu Xi, punish you for copying relevant historical knowledge again~"
Chu Xi didn't know much about Shenghua's history, but he knew a lot about Shenghua's money.
As a result, the historical low score floated by.
In geography class, the pot-bellied old man was so angry that he cocked his beard.
Chu Xi was almost numb.
The geography teacher asked angrily: "Geography is geography, why do you write the principle of GPS in such detail, are you a killer or an agent?" The role of the rainforest is not to escape the wilderness! The role of the ravines is not to dodge snipers! You think you're playing sniper, it's geography! β
Chu Xi lowered his head, and his heart rolled over a string of grass and mud horses...
Life has its ups and downs, but that's it.
In the world of science, it is sharp, but in the world of liberal arts.
The left-handed scholar, the right-handed scumbag, in the middle, is an endless amount of money.
On the way out of school, the fat and thin people have long been so happy that they can't straighten their waists.
The fat man Meizizi bit the beef jerky and said with a smile: "Boss, you are biased to the point where you are, we admire it!" Yo yo, you see that the head teacher is angry, and his face is red like a monkey's ass! β
"Boss, you weren't so bad at liberal arts before, why are you like an illiterate now."
The fat man was overjoyed: "Haha, thank you boss, now the fat man is firmly in the penultimate position!" β
Although Chu Xi scored full marks in science, it was a pity that he failed in liberal arts, and on the whole, there was no change from his previous grades.
Chu Xi had a handsome face, and black smoke was drifting on his head.
I used to think that I was a master, but now I know that the level is not as good as that of a fat person.
It's not as good as being fat, what's the point of life?
The thin man's eyes were sharp, and he noticed the restlessness of the crowd not far away, and a large number of men and women rushed over screaming.
"Yo yo, that's not Lu Shen's car, what is his old man doing at school?" The thin man stood on tiptoe, amazed.
The mobile phone in Chu Xi's pocket rang, and she opened it to take a look.
[Lu Bing: (Get on the bus, board the plane to the United States tonight)]
The fat man put down the beef jerky in his hand, crooked his fat neck, and muttered: "I heard that the school is going to build a new building, maybe Lu Shen will come to inspect the work." β
That year, the black luxury car was parked in the middle of the road, and the surrounding black pressure was full of girls.
The thin man wondered: "How do I think, Lu Shen seems to be waiting for someone-"
Before he finished speaking, Chu Xi had already walked towards the crowd, carrying his jacket and black bag diagonally, his back was cool and stylish in the sunset.
The fat man and the thin man hurriedly followed, and the fat man called out: "Boss, slow down, Sensei went over and kissed the land god again~~ There are many people, it's not easy to deal with!" β
Chu Xi walked very fast, and the crowd of onlookers automatically separated as if they sensed it again.
Whispers around.
"Isn't this Chu Xi? What to do? β
"It seems that Big Guy Chu still has a longing for Lu Shen, maybe he kissed Lu Shen again in the past~"
"Don't talk nonsense, my family Chu Chu has long been dead to Lu Shen, Chu Chu only likes men like me who are convex and backward~"
"Fuck off, you faggot! Chu Xi won't like you! β
"Big Guy Chu's face is not good, is he angry?"
"You don't know yet, today's midterm results are out, Brother Chu is still the first from the bottom, and all the science subjects are full marks."
The voices of the people around him seemed to be annoying, Chu Xi's face was even more stinky, he walked to the luxury car, and knocked on the window coldly.
When everyone thought that the luxury car was going to drive over and press Chu Xi into meat sauce on the roadβββ
The rear door opened.
Chu Xi threw the bag in, and unfortunately smashed it on Lu Shen's waist.
Chu Xi went in...
She got in the car...
Get on the bus..
Finish.
Before everyone could react, the black luxury car drove away smoothly.
The onlookers were stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into flames!
"I'm dazzled! The world is fantastic, Lu Shen and Big Chu are in the same car! β
"Oh my God, the land god won't really be bent! My first love~~"
"What's so strange, last time I went on a self-reliant spring outing, I heard that Lu Shen and Chu Xi had a tent."
"Woo, my Chu boss, my Chu prince~~"
...
No matter what everyone thinks, Chu Xi is in no mood to pay attention to it anyway.
She sat quietly in the back seat, her mind full of 5 points for language, 10 points for politics, 7 points for history, 9 points for geography...
Chu Xi sulked, not only because her arrogance was damaged, but also because she privately arranged a small gambling game before βββ midterm exam.
Bet on whether Chu Xi's midterm results are the penultimate one...
As a result, stable penultimate first.
She lost a whopping 10,234 squat.
Sure enough, the gambling market is risky, and investment needs to be cautious.
Thinking of the money spent in vain, Chu Xi, who loves money, was even more silent, and his face became even more gloomy.
Lu Zuoyu's gaze shifted from the laptop screen, his head turned sideways, and Leng Rui's eyes fell on the little man in the corner who was covered in black gas.
Chu Xi was rarely depressed and depressed, and he was depressed, inexplicably cute.
This sad and sad expression, the sick face, and the originally vigorous evil and unbridled Chu Xi suddenly became a frosted eggplant.
Lu Zuoyu buckled the laptop screen and hit the nail on the head: "Lost money?" β