All Chapters_Chapter 359 I didn't mean to scare people
"Cat-faced old lady?"
Xiao Ke owed his face to the child, "I have heard this, I was still quite young at that time, but I remember not generally clear, I heard my classmates say that an old lady died, was startled by a cat, and then he bit children, he was afraid that I didn't believe that there was a nose and eyes, and I was scared that I had nightmares at night, for fear that the old lady would bite the child over there and then run to us to bite me." ”
I was speechless, and glanced at him: "You stay and go, don't squeak quietly when you eavesdrop, why are you so special, people are still wading through mountains and rivers to bite you, I'm making an analogy with my cousin, don't blame me for being anxious with you!" “
Xiao Ke's mouth deflated: "Look at you, I'm not afraid that my cousin won't know......"
"This ...... I really know. ”
Uncle Cousin looked at me, frowned slightly into a Sichuan character: "It was in the nineties, said that an old lady was startled by a cat after she died, and then she grew into a cat face, specializing in biting children, I was still not afraid of heaven and earth at that time, after hearing about this, I felt that it was just two words, nonsense, I felt that it was a bit fake, besides, this matter was too evil at the time, and a small thing was easy to spread in a village and finally changed its taste, not to mention that it was still spread all over the country?" In other words, Jiaolong, although you are a gentleman, but, this ...... It's better to just hear about it. ”
I can try my best to understand my cousin's current state of mind, after all, this matter is spread on an elder whom he respects very much, so he doesn't want to think about it, everyone has that heart, and a thing that can't be explained on someone else may be a supernatural story, but if it is put on his own family, there is always a normal reason that makes sense, even if you can't find it, you will definitely be able to dig one out of the ground.
"Uncle Cousin, do you know that there is no wind and no waves."
I looked at my cousin, his expression was as sincere as possible, I don't want him to think that I deliberately think that anyone has a problem, but to let him understand that the desire to cover up this matter itself is a problem, I have no grudge with my fourth aunt in the past, and I have no enmity recently, and I don't know each other when I walk on the street, do I need to be idle to curse others, in other words, do I have to make trouble for myself.
"The cat-faced old lady's thing may be some fictional ingredients, but if there is no such person, it will not cause such a big panic, the most taboo thing after death is that the living creature jumps over the body, that is'Liuqi', also known as 'borrowing Qi' I think at that time, if you weren't busy changing the clothes of the fourth aunt or something, you would also know that you would have to drive out your own living creatures, but since the matter has happened, then I will give you a detailed explanation of what this 'Liuqi' means."
I first took a sip of tea to moisten my throat, and I regretted even more that I drank too much yesterday, and I usually opened my mouth to do things, but now I have to dig out of my brain little by little-
"First of all, 'breathing' depends on the animal itself, and you know that,' Cat frightened corpse' will make the corpse move, so since the cat alarmed the corpse is more famous than any kind of animal, what does it mean, it means that the cat is the heaviest yin, the most evil, and the case of the corpse that was frightened by the cat is not one or two, people who are a little older will have heard of it even if they have not met it with their own eyes, among them, how much the corpse borrows gas, and the mobility of the corpse, this, as long as the life of the cat is on it, if the corpse just sits up and then can lie down and close its eyes, then as long as the corpse does not jump out of the coffin, it is basically no big deal, and the cat in this situation can live for at least three years and five years, but if this corpse is 'alive', remember, it is 'alive' with double quotation marks, then this cat, the death is definitely not ordinary fast......"
Uncle Cousin's expression was a little stunned, he looked at me for a long time without answering, and opened his mouth: "You mean that the cat died because of this?" ”
"Of course."
Looking at my cousin's expression, I became more and more sure: "I can guarantee that the cat at the fourth aunt's house will die within a day or two of the fourth aunt's wakes up." ”
Uncle Cousin scratched his head, looked at me and opened his mouth with a little difficulty: "The cat is indeed dead, but the cat has also been raised by the fourth aunt for ten years, it is an old cat, I think it is normal to die, if you force it to ...... in this direction"
I waved my hand, interrupted my cousin's words and continued to speak: "Uncle cousin, you don't need to say this, about the legitimate reason for the fourth aunt to survive, no matter how far-fetched it is, I think you will unswervingly feel that it is right, I also want the old man to survive healthily, but now the situation is very abnormal, let me ask you, has the fourth aunt's personality changed after she woke up?" Isn't it very different from the past, to put it mildly, if you still quarrel with your cousin now, the fourth aunt will definitely not come to persuade you. ”
“……”
If I don't speak, I nodded my head and continued to speak: "Is it that the words are starting to be less pitiful now, and the occasional behavior is beginning to be weird and unexplained?" ”
“…… This one...... Well, sort of. ”
I looked into my cousin's eyes and opened my mouth slightly: "Cousin, don't blame me for saying ugly things in front, a situation like the fourth aunt is indeed rare, but this is also the biggest threat to people, stupid, if a corpse takes all the qi from the animal, that is, indirectly takes the life of the animal, then she will become more and more like that animal, and the reason why we say yes' Evil spirit', that is, because the animal died like this, her heart must be unwilling, therefore, she is like an animal, but not that animal, but will evolve into an unimaginable half-human and half-demon state, and the fourth aunt was originally a normal death when the soul gradually left and was suddenly hit by the animal, which means that the soul was knocked away, three souls and seven spirits, maybe there is a soul and a soul that was knocked back into the body, so she still has some residual consciousness, but the rest of the soul, I don't know where it went, it can also be said that what is alive now is just a shell, I dare to put the words here, if you don't pay attention to this matter, then on that exploration show, but it's not the Rausch savage. ”
But if you really want to put the 'natural' fourth aunt on the whole at that time, I think it will also be banned, and the scale is definitely not ordinary...... That's probably 'man and nature'.
My cousin looked at me, his face slowly became ugly, he raised his wine glass, and he did it directly, and his whole body was full of a sense of 'I'll suppress the shock first', I calmly waited for my cousin's mood to be stable, and the words were all said about this, and I was not in a hurry.
Anyway, the fourth aunt has passed so many days since she came from 'living', and it's hard to say, even if I want to take some measures, I have already missed the best opportunity, and the difficulty factor of this matter itself is not ordinarily large, one is that I am blank in dealing with corpses, and I have no experience, and I am even afraid of my mother, which is even more crazy, 'wild', and the six relatives do not recognize it as if they have rabies, I feel trembling when I think about it.
The second most important thing is, of course, that the fourth aunt still has a residual sense of affection, and the saddest thing is naturally her family's pass, her two daughters will definitely unswervingly think that the fourth aunt is 'back from the dead', if I talk to the two of them about this set with my cousin, saying that your mother is going to be transgender and crazy, then I basically belong to the door to find scratches.
"You mean, Jiaolong, you mean ......"
Uncle Cousin slowed down for a long time before he opened his mouth, looked around cautiously, and made sure that no one heard before he leaned in front of me and whispered: "You mean, if the fourth aunt continues like this, she will bite people?" ”
That's right! Finally got to the point.
I nodded: "That's for sure, it's a matter of time." ”
Uncle Cousin's hand holding the wine glass trembled a little: "Many, how long?" ”
"This ......"
I looked at my cousin's eyes with a strong desire for knowledge, thinking that maybe he looked at science with this expression now, and opened his mouth: "The general transition period is 7749 days, after death, as long as the last cycle of 7 has passed, in the eyes of the deceased's family, it is the real 'road', but in the case of the fourth aunt, if the real 49 days have passed, then you may do something that you think is impossible." ”
"Seventy-Seven Forty-Nine Days ......"
Uncle Cousin repeated dumbfoundedly: "It's been more than a month since the fourth aunt came alive, but I haven't counted the specifics......"
I took a deep breath: "It's very simple, just look at the food she eats, she has a normal amount of food, to eat less and less, and the process of not eating, until finally no meals, then it will start to be a long time day and night, when the time comes, the village will not be a matter of losing a few chickens, and the longer she 'lives', the more no one will be conscious, and then you can understand that it is a zombie, but I dare to guarantee that the fourth aunt is definitely more capable than a zombie and will be very athletic." ”
"You mean the lost chicken is also related to the fourth aunt?"
"It had to be related, it was an instinct of hers, an instinct of love for living creatures."
I swear I didn't mean to scare my cousin, but his expression on me now is really like watching a horror movie: "A person like her, who still has a residual human consciousness, knows that she still has to eat, but the tip of her tongue must be tasteless, because she hasn't realized that she doesn't need to eat, and she should be extremely sensitive and fond of the smell of blood......"
"I see." My cousin looked at me with a white face: "It should be the one who will have teeth in the later stage, bite the neck and suck people's blood dry, and finally become a zombie king." ”
I almost laughed, it seems that my cousin not only likes to watch close to science, but also likes to watch "Mr. Zombie", shook his head: "Of course not, that's the artistic exaggeration in the movie, she actually can't suck blood, but she likes to bloodletting, just like the current cat likes to scratch mice, it doesn't eat, it likes to play with this mouse, what it wants is actually a process, and the fourth aunt especially likes to bite live things, and the tip of the tongue likes the taste of blood, because she will have pleasure, but as for what kind of pleasure...... You have to ask the fourth aunt about this, but I think now she doesn't know that she really likes that, and when she is completely out of the consciousness of 'human', without these consciousness and concepts, then it will be when she is really scary. ”
Uncle Cousin's eyes suddenly jumped with a hint of complexity: "I understand what you mean, you mean that the fourth aunt can't become a normal person no matter what, right?" ”
I nodded: "You don't have to sum this up, what you have to think about now is how to make her children aware of the seriousness of this matter." ”
"Then what do you say!"
My cousin looked at me and sighed, "How can those chickens be made by the fourth aunt...... I can't figure it out, she's an old lady......"
I shook my head, it seems that my cousin still thinks about the fourth aunt with the thinking of an ordinary person, but also, although I said a lot, but if I don't see it with my own eyes, I think it's too sensational, not to mention, it's still an elder I've known for decades, and that look and smile should be formed in the impression, I shouldn't imagine what she will be like after her transgender, as for the degree of cruelty, it is probably discounted in my cousin's heart.
If I had a choice, I think my cousin would rather believe that what I said was false than believe that the fourth aunt was a corpse.
At that time, I was most afraid of God's mother suddenly got up, I was really afraid that I couldn't do her, and it was really not an ordinary blessing to burn it smoothly, and after coming back, I had to know how to deal with this kind of thing after talking to people in my dreams, and I didn't want to do it anymore when I hit a swollen face and become fat, but the person in my dream really taught, and let me apply what I learned so quickly, this is afraid that I will mix diplomas......
Looking at my cousin, I secretly thought in my heart, could it be that I became famous because of this incident of my fourth aunt? It's incredible to think about it.
"Jiaolong, then you say, how do you say this thing should be handled, I mean, what if, if the fourth aunt really bites in the future, how should we put an end to this thing."
I fiddled with the teacup in my hand, and then turned my face to look at my cousin: "It's very simple, there is a particularly simple one, and a relatively exciting one, do you want to hear that?" ”
"Huh?"
My cousin looked at me in a daze, his face full of the simplicity of the croppers, "What about the other two?" It's not a sure thing. ”
Actually, I really like to tease my cousin, I think he is really cute sometimes, and nodded: "Of course, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved, but the degree of difficulty is different." ”
"Then, of course, of course it's simple, I hope this matter will be handled smoothly, don't let the fourth aunt suffer any crimes, it's simple."
"It's burning."
As I spoke, I spit out two words directly, looked at my cousin's transient face and exhaled softly: "This is the simplest and most effective way to prevent corpse transformation, think about it with the simplest thinking, burn to ashes, that is, you can't bite people if you want to, right?" ”
Uncle Cousin's head shook as if he had taken drugs, "No, no, this is absolutely not good, who can go down and burn the fourth aunt, and the fourth aunt still knows everything, isn't that the same as burning a big living person, that's a sin, Erli and they definitely can't agree, change to another, another method!" ”
Pursing my lips, I looked at my cousin and lowered my voice: "The stimulation is to wait, when the fourth aunt goes out at night to look for living creatures, use herself as bait and play with her, since she lives by 'borrowing qi', then just spit out all the qi that she tosses, but be clear, she is now a 'person' who can jump into the chicken cage no matter how high she is added, can you guarantee that you can slip past her, I am very excited to give her a teasing, I want to bite you to death, you chase me, then this process ...... Cousin, don't you think it's particularly exciting......
Uncle Cousin directly hit the spirit, the chopsticks touched the ground, looked at me in a daze, and for a while, his face cried directly: "Oh, Jiaolong, these two can't work, isn't this fatal!" If it's like you say, then who can do it! It's scary to think about. ”