Chapter 200: Accidental Miss
"What do we do now?" I asked, worried.
"I can't say it...... You can only get on the 'pig bait'! Huang Tianchou looked at me with confused eyes and said.
I asked him curiously, "What is 'pig bait'?" ”
"It's useless like a pig, so you can only slaughter the bait you eat, referred to as 'pig bait'!" Huang Tian said with a wicked smile.
"Holy shit, who's the fuck called that?" I rolled my eyes and said to Huang Tianchou: "Then hurry up and let it go, who brought the pig bait?" ”
"Then you're not in a hurry? What are you talking about here? Hu Feixue poked her head out of front and said to me.
I looked at Hu Feixue and asked her puzzledly, "What do you mean?" I didn't bring it! ”
"You didn't bring it, aren't you useless, you can only wait for fat to be slaughtered?" Hu Feixue smiled "haha" and said, "Let's be stunned, last time you showed your face, the bronze armored corpse should have an impression of you, and last time you were a gift for free, he will definitely not be scared by you." And the last time someone's wife was so seriously injured was also related to the fairy family you brought to, new hatred and old hatred together, maybe just waiting for you! ”
"I've found out, no matter what time it is, I'm the one who performs the worst mission." I crawled out of the tomb wall, pouted and said, "Originally, Fang Gang was called to let him be a bait, but I didn't expect it to fall on me in the end." Am I born with bait? ”
Python Qingru covered their mouths one after another, laughing without saying a word.
I glanced at Huang Tianchou, squeezed him and said, "You can just cover your mouth and laugh with Qingru and Feixue, why do you cover your mouth?" Huang Tianniang?! ”
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return.
I walked alone to the end of the graveyard, and as soon as I turned the corner, I saw a scene that made my jaw drop.
Fang Gang was fanning the mouth of the bronze armored corpse with a bow left and right!!
I was like a being choked by the neck, and my mouth made a "oh oh" sound, and my eyes almost popped out of my sockets.
What the hell is going on?! Fang Gang is so powerful?!
A tiger-headed yin god with six arms firmly twisted the arms of your bronze armored corpse up and down behind him, and was very professionally handcuffed.
The other four hands dragged the limbs of the ghost concubine from behind the bronze armored corpse, and one foot was against the waist and eye of the bronze armored corpse, so that the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine were tightly together, and there was a posture that wanted to melt into the other party's body.
The bronze armored corpse that was completely "locked" was beaten like a deflated eggplant by Fang Gang's left and right bows, and he didn't say a word.
Seeing me turn around from the end of the tomb, Fang Gang turned around angrily, and I suddenly noticed that something seemed wrong with his eyes, and one eye became red, flashing with a strange brilliance.
I tentatively shouted, "Fang Gang? ”
The flickering left eye gradually returned to normal, Fang Gang took a deep breath, strode over to me, and said as he walked, "It's done!" ”
"Holy shit, you're really that awesome?" I looked him up and down and asked, "It seems that you are really unseemly!" Shibei should be impressed for three days, how did you become like this in such a short period of time? ”
When Fang Gang approached me, I found that there was still a little anger between his eyebrows, and I couldn't help but take a step back and look at him warily.
Fang Gang sneered: "What are you doing?" Scared? ”
"I'm afraid you're delirious and do something stupid like hitting a stone with an egg!" Not to be outdone, I shot back.
Fang Gang snorted, spat at the mouth, and said to me, "It's unlucky." ”
"What's wrong?" I asked, puzzled.
Fang Gang rubbed the palm of his hand that was full of power just now and said to me: "The lost soldiers are broken!" ”
"Did you really let the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine assassinate?" I asked.
Fang Gang shook his head and said, "It's not them, they're dead now!" ”
I nodded: "I can see it, I have been subdued by you." ”
"I'm not talking about that." Fang Gang said: "They actually escaped, and they were abolished before the Buzhou Ten Faces faction started." It's for Tagu to give woe! ”
"Huh?!" I hurriedly asked, "Did you really get your crow's mouth right?" I said, why are you so violent! At the beginning, the Divine Martial Master was on par with them, and you, the Great Yin God, actually brought disaster to them! It turns out that they are no longer better than they were back then! ”
Fang Gang snapped his fingers at his Bu Zhou Shimian faction, and the big yin god dragged the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine over, and when I got closer, I found that the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine were a little different. When I first saw them, I was struck by a fierce, feminine ghost. It's good now, one is about to die, and the other is already goosebumps, and he is aging so fast?
If I saw it in the prime of life, now it's completely twilight.
I pointed to the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine and asked Fang Gang, "What's the situation?" ”
Fang Gang said with a cold expression: "Tagu has absorbed all their essence, and now the two of them can be captured even if I don't use the cloth Zhou Ten Noodles!" ”
As he spoke, Fang Gang waved his hand at the Yin God, and the six arms were released at the same time, and the bronze armored corpse roared angrily, Fang Gang flew up and kicked directly at the crotch of the bronze armored corpse, and the bronze armored corpse was stunned for a moment, and then heard a scream from the ghost concubine, and I didn't know where he was kicking.
Without waiting for the bronze armored corpse to react, Fang Gang was another electric cannon kick, and he kicked the bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine to the ground, but he himself fell into a limp, and the bronze armored corpse was a thin camel bigger than a horse, and a copper armor was not easy to mess with there.
"Yes!" I can figure it out, without the Yin God, Fang Gang's combat power is still -5 scum.
Fang Gang shrugged his shoulders from me and said, "See? This thing is scrapped. My two souls are blind in vain. ”
"It's a bit complicated now, these two things are useless, can you still use them?" I asked Fang Gang, "Why don't you destroy it on the spot?" ”
Fang Gang's eyes widened: "Don't be so wasteful, okay, although they are no longer powerful, they can still be used as materials." ”
"Then you can do it yourself!" I didn't pay attention to Fang Gang anymore, turned around and called Shenwu Ye and them, and told them about the current situation.
The eyes of all the immortals were focused on Python Qingru's body, and Python Qingru looked at the tiger-headed yin god beside Fang Gang with a wary expression.
I saw that something was wrong, and said to Fang Gang: "Why don't you accept your cloth Zhou Shimian first?" Why am I more interested in him? ”
"Probably not, right?" Fang Gang also expressed his doubts, but he still obediently beckoned to take back his Yin God, and said to me: "The Buzhou Ten Faces Sect is a tiger-headed Rushi, which I use to control other Yin Gods, although this guy has a bad temper, but he is particular about his actions, and he will not have any bad thoughts about your immortal family." ”
"That's not the reason!" Seeing that Fang Gang had taken back the Buzhou Ten Noodles Pie, Python Qingru hesitated for a moment and said, "I just feel bad to see him like that." He looked at me the same. ”
"Why is that?" Fang Gang didn't understand.
I laughed and said, "Don't you understand?" We don't look at the five elements here, we look at the physiognomy. The snake and tiger are like knives and mistakes, this is a big mistake. ”
"What the fuck?! Is this also called a reason? Fang Gang rolled his eyes and exclaimed.
"Alright, stop making trouble, let's get down to business!" Python Qingru turned his head and asked Fang Gang: "We haven't met this thing in Tagu, so we don't know about it." Now that you know, could you please lure Tagu out and we'll kill them together? ”
Fang Gang frowned and said, "Although Tagu is very powerful, but we have so many people, naturally we don't need to be afraid of it." The only trouble now is how to lead, my Yin God, your immortal family...... Except, of course, you. ”
Fang Gang refers to the nature of python Qingru.
"Whoever is the bait except you will have no return." Fang Gang said: "Don't believe it. It's not as simple as one plus one equals two. Tagu not only absorbed the abilities of his parents, but also because he was completely an anti-heavenly existence, he mutated into a more powerful ability in this environment. ”
"Even if it's as awesome as you say, isn't he just born?" I asked Fang Gang, "No matter how powerful it is, how powerful can it be?" ”
Fang Gang sneered: "Tagu is a thing born against the sky, and the great thing is that this thing is fucking growing against the sky." It's the best time when it's just born, and if it's been ten or eight years, then there's no need to be afraid. I was damned a long time ago. This thing is very short-lived, and the way of heaven does not allow it. ”
"So, the only best thing to do now is to wait." Fang Gang smiled and said, "Wait a few years and come back, Tagu himself will be finished, won't we save trouble?" ”
"Aren't you interested in Tagu?" I asked, confused.
Fang Gang shook his head and said, "I'm not interested at all." So far, no head-lowering mage has been able to take advantage of the Upper Tagu. It's good not to be played to death. ”
Python Qingru turned his head to ask for my opinion. I shook my head and said to her, "I can't wait, I have already said it, and I will fulfill the agreement with the sixth uncle when the time comes." Isn't this Tagu just hard to hook up with? That's easy to say, I have an idea. ”
"What's the idea?" Fang Gang looked at me with a wary face and said, "I'm only responsible for attracting the bronze armor corpse and the ghost concubine, I'm not responsible for leading Tagu." ”
"Look at you like that, I didn't say that you should go to lead Tagu, I borrowed your bronze armor corpse and ghost concubine to lead Tagu!" I smiled and pointed to the "prisoner of war" on the ground and said to him, "If the bronze armor corpse or the ghost concubine is damaged, then I will have the opportunity to compensate you for something else in the future?" ”
Fang Gang thought for a moment, nodded, and said, "That's all it can be!" ”
I took off the fake and shoddy mountaineering rope from my body, threw it at Fang Gang, and said, "Then don't be stunned, tie it up!" ”
The bronze armored corpse and the ghost concubine were indeed too weak to resist, and Fang Gang and I easily separated these two entangled guys.
But the process of separation also really thrilled me. The little brother of the bronze armored corpse is like the root of a tree, completely connected to the ghost concubine, which is really one. The two guys are like Siamese people. And the ghost concubine's white belly was actually torn open, and the internal organs had disappeared, leaving only an empty abdominal cavity, as if it had been pulled out by a beast with its sharp claws, tattered.
Fang Gang said that this is the sin of Tagu, if it weren't for the bronze armor of its father, it would probably end up similar.
I looked up at the abdomen of the bronze corpse, and it did leave a hideous paw print.
Because these two guys are very closely connected, Fang Gang had no choice but to pick up the sapper shovel and chop it violently, and suddenly the minced meat was filthy and filthy, and the bronze armor corpse was repaired into a bronze armor by Fang Gang little by little. During the whole process, he paid attention to the whole process with his eyeballless sockets, and he was very cooperative without saying a word.
When Fang Gang was halfway through the chopping, he couldn't go on, and he discussed with me if he could cover the head of the bronze armored corpse.
I laughed and scolded: "You have become a eunuch for others, and you don't let people see how the flesh and blood are separated?" Besides, he doesn't have eyeballs, and he doesn't even know the pain. I don't know if you can be as emotionally rich as you say, are you sorry for yourself? ”
"Nonsense." Fang Gang said to me while chopping: "It's all your fault for this, if you hadn't pulled me over, I would have been able to do this job?" I've also enriched my life experience. It's enough to brag for ten or eight years in the future. ”
I smiled "haha", Fang Gang's tone is becoming more and more like me now.
After cleaning up Lisuo Bronze Armor, Fang Gang and I scooped him up from the ground and sent him into the tomb, which was naturally so big that we didn't dare to enter it easily.
To be honest, when I looked at it at the door, I really didn't think there was a lot of space in it. I think it's a little more magnificent at best, and the whole mountain is hollowed out.
But when we kicked the bronze man in, I realized that what I was seeing was not the real thing.
Because the cave is still the same cave, the bronze armor is gone.
If there wasn't a piece of rope exposed, I would have thought the bronze armor had crossed it. But this feeling is really not bad from crossing over, what we see is not the real scene, if we don't take that step, no one wants to know how big the world inside the meteorite is.
It was from this time that I realized why the Divine Martial Master didn't even dare to enter the door.
The climbing rope in my hand was released very slowly at the beginning, indicating that the bronze armor male may be absent-minded, and then gradually accelerated, and when I realized that it was not good, the climbing rope had already seen the clip at the end.
I hurriedly asked Fang Gang to be careful, and pulled hard, don't take my rope away.
Fang Gang reacted quickly, his right wrist was slammed into a knot, and I exerted force with him at the same time, leaning back, putting his feet on the ground, and shouting: "Go you!" ”
"Ahh I screamed, the clip of the climbing rope was accidentally held in my hand, and the clipstick on the clip directly clamped my flesh, so that I reflexively threw the rope out, and I heard Fang Gang yell: "Fuck! I subconsciously reached out and fished out, and my little finger touched the cold clip, but in the end I missed the climbing rope, and watched Fang Gang being brought into the meteorite by the climbing rope......