I saw that the little chubby girl had headphones in her ears, listening to music and shaking her head, and she was very hilarious, and it was strange that she would commit suicide, so I said blind, if you are right, I will jump down to save the fat girl.

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the fat girl really climbed over the railing and planted the onions upside down into the river.

I was stunned, the blind man shouted on the side, I said it's true, this is her life, the king of Hades wants people to die in the third watch, and will never leave anyone until the fifth watch, she was pulled as a stand-in.

I said get out of the calf, schadenfreude scum, you still have a smile. At this time, there were a bunch of people around the riverside, all of them were watching the excitement, no one lent a helping hand, I admired my father the most since I was a child, and I was so ruthless, so I dreamed of being a hero, and jumped into the river without saying a word.

That girl was dead, and in order to save her, I almost didn't fold in the river. When I got home, my mother slapped me a few times and scolded me for being two, fortunately, someone rescued me and lived, if I died, I would wait for the lawsuit.

Thinking about it now, it was quite two at that time, but if you change it now, you won't jump if you kill me.

After that, the blind man verified it a few more times, and I believed that this grandson really had the ability to have yin and yang eyes.

But this is not strange, the strange thing is that three years ago, the blind parents went abroad for an investigation, and the plane had an accident, and the blind man was not sad but happy, holding a broken basin, sitting at the door, singing and dancing, and the music was crazy.

I thought he was crazy, so I ran to comfort him. Who knew that the blind man said, wealth is in the sky, my parents already had this calamity, they gave birth to me, and I lived for more than 20 years, which can be regarded as blessed.

As soon as his parents died, the blind man simply stopped working as a civil servant, set up a stand in No. 3 Hutong, spread a red cloth, and became the youngest god stick.

In fact, the blind man's eyes are not blind, on the contrary, his eyes are as big as copper bells, five big and three thick, and his beard is so domineering and domineering. The reason why I call him blind is because I can't get used to seeing him wearing a pair of sunglasses all day long and pretending to be a deceitful person.

And the blind man was not to be outdone, and when he saw that I was more handsome than him, he gave me the nickname of a toad.

Toad, see it, you have to be independent, the blind man squatted down while talking, and brushed the dried dog blood scab on the black tiger's body with a brush.

The black tiger, except for my father, usually doesn't even bird me, but the strange thing is that it recognizes the blind man and is very close to him.

In other words, the dogs in the entire No. 3 alley are close to the blind.

"Only your sister, Lao Tzu can be opened when he brushes the toilet, and you don't know it." I bubbled up and didn't have the air to say.

Speaking of which, I have a temper, I used to work as a cleaner in a company, and somehow one night I bumped into my boss cheating on a female employee in the toilet. When encountering this kind of thing, it is best to stay away, but that day the throat suddenly itched, and the ghost made a dry cough twice, and it was opened the next day.

That's not the worst of it, I work as a milkman, and the milk I deliver is all smelly. I worked as a security guard, I threw things at the mall, I went to build infrastructure, and I was almost killed by a brick. I worked in a bank, and I was almost arrested and jailed for some reason when I made an extra 0 in a transfer.

Oh, it's full of tears.

Probably sensing my distress, the black tiger meekly stuck out his tongue and licked some ulcers on my calf.

I reached out and touched the black tiger's forehead, where there was a big rumbling hard bag, and as soon as I touched it, it hummed in pain.

"Blind, can you stop tossing the black tiger." I was a little distressed and put the blind man's hand away, how can I say that this dog has been in my house for so many years, to say that there is no emotion is fake.

The blind man glanced at me and said, "You are a second goods, I know that I am distressed at this time, let me tell you, the black tiger is a baby, this kind of red-eyed big black dog, the most psychic." Your father said that it was smarter than you, and it could never be faked, so he said that the dog blood on its body was a good thing to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, and it couldn't be wasted. ”

After saying that, he wrapped the dried dog blood brushed in the broken bowl in a red cloth and put it in his pocket.

"Toad, I'm going to open a yin and yang shop, I've thought of the name, blind toad yin and yang shop, our brothers are a partner, specializing in catching ghosts and exorcisms, and becoming famous." The blind man crossed his waist with one hand, pointed to the sunset in the distance with the other, and said proudly. The afterglow sprinkled on his rugged face, with an indomitable heroic momentum.

Actually, I admire Toad, he has his own ideals, knows what he wants to do, what he wants to do, even if he goes to the soup and fire.

And I, on the other hand, am a person with no ambitions, and I don't know what I can do or what I want to do.

I really don't know anything about sex other than sex.

"Come on, just your two brushes, don't be scared to death by ghosts, and blind toad shop, turtle." I've always been disgusted with the idea of ghosts and gods.

The blind man stood up, raised his hands in the air, and shouted at the setting sun: "Toad, believe it or not. In the future, I will become the number one yin in Jiangdong, control the hundred ghosts, and take charge of the yin chakra. ”

I shook my head helplessly, yin or something, it's just some folk liars in Jiangdong, Lang Lang Qiankun, how can it be so magical.

"Blind, if you want to cut people, my brother won't say a word, and he will accompany him, but if you do this, you should spare me." I hugged the head of the black tiger and shook my head.

The blind man grabbed my left hand with some excitement and said, "Toad, do you know why you are so unlucky?" ”

I impatiently shook off his hand and said, "Go cool, don't keep talking about broken palm prints, my ears are calloused." ”

The blind man saw that I was disgusted, and touched the beard on his face boringly, "You are born to be a yin, I want to have your life of eight yin and yang in August, Lao Tzu has already become a big yin." ”

Seven is yin, nine is yang, eight is the unity of yin and yang, the unity of yin and yang is for heaven and man, and I was born on August 8, the hour is just the dividing point between the right time and the ugly time, yin and yang are divided, and my left palm, there is a vertical broken palm pattern that is different from the ordinary broken palm pattern, the blind man said, this is the yin and yang line, is a symbol of heaven and man's life.

People with this life are born with ghosts and jealousy, they can't live with mortals, they can't sleep in peace, they are jealous, and they don't leave grass in their graves. Three disadvantages and five deficiencies, I occupy three lines, also known as three breaks, broken love, broken wealth, and broken life. To put it in layman's terms, poor ghosts, short-lived ghosts, and lonely star ghosts.

I was told by a blind man that I had hair all over my body, so I asked how to break it.

The blind man said, you can't break it, but if you have five disadvantages and three deficiencies, you will eat yin and eat the life of yin, you occupy three lines, if you don't do this line, the sky will not be spared, do this line, maybe you can also see through the heavens, find some way.

All in all, in a word, if Lao Tzu doesn't get on his thief ship, it is a dead end.

"Gotcha, get out of the calf, a few handfuls of nonsense, leave me some money, I won't go back tonight, no, I won't go home again." I'm still mad at my dad.

The blind man took out an old man's head from his pocket, counted it and handed it to me, "It's a thousand, you take it first, another day Lao Tzu will take over the business, and then give you flowers, grandma has a leg, I really owe you a grandson in my last life." ”

I patted the blind man on the shoulder gratefully and laughed, "Haha, what a good brother for me!" ”

The blind man led the black tiger back, took two steps and asked, "Toad, I saw my aunt reloading your pillow in the morning, what's the matter?" ”

Moldy, I say.

"Impossible, those glutinous rice are doped with Chongyang powder, even if they are blistered, they won't be moldy, you won't hit the evil spirits." The blind man wondered.

", you're just evil, it's really a few verbosities." I waved away the blind.

When the blind man was gone, I began to wonder where I would stay at night. Although I have a lot of friends, there are very few deep friends, and fox friends and dog friends are even more unreliable, and it's okay to drink.

The blind man is an iron buddy who I grew up wearing open crotch pants, but I am most annoyed that he always instills me with knowledge such as yin and yang ghosts, and when he says that, my life is even darker.

After thinking about it, I decided to go to Tian Tian, she seemed to have a good impression of me, so I might as well go to her for a few days.

Looking down at the band-aids on my legs and the residual smell of Yunnan Baiyao, I thought of Tian Tian who gently bandaged my wound last night, and I couldn't help but feel a warmth in my heart.

I flicked the cigarette butt, stood up, and had just taken two steps, when the back of my neck suddenly became numb and itchy, and this itch came so fast that it was so itchy that half of my body seemed to have thousands of insects crawling, drilling straight into my spine.

Yes! I grabbed it with my hands, my nails rustling at my skin, rustling as if they were scratching at hard leather.

I scratched as I walked, and when I got to the bustling crowd at the entrance of the park, it slowly stopped itching, and when I touched it, there seemed to be two hard bumps on my neck, and I thought that I might have been bitten by an insect while lying on the grass, and I didn't take it seriously.

I wandered around outside, and in the evening I went to the bar to spend time. It's also strange, in the past, I was excited as soon as I arrived at the bar, hooking up with sister paper everywhere, but today I just hope that the time will be too fast, and at twelve o'clock, I can date Tian Tian.

During this period, a few nice little sisters threw their eyes at me, I didn't feel anything, I just chose a corner to drink quietly, sit and wait for midnight to come, if it was a change of day, it would be better to go out early.

I think that Tian Tian's gentleness at that moment last night made my lonely and confused heart find an unprecedented feeling, whether it was out of a good impression of her, or my heart's desire for her warmth, I can't wait to see this girl, what mouth ulcers, what body cold, to hell with it.

It was more than eleven o'clock in the bar, and I thought that Tian Tian should be about the same time to record the show at this time, so I decided to go to her.

When I got out, I stopped a taxi, and when I got into the car, I realized that it was not the bald brother from yesterday.

"Brother, where are you?" He asked with a smile as he chewed on the penang.

Old Broadcasting Building South Courtyard! I sat in the passenger seat and fiddled with my hairstyle and replied.

Squeak! The driver braked suddenly, "Brother, the old radio building has been abandoned for more than a year, so late, what are you doing there?" ”

I'm most annoyed that others are getting to the bottom of it, and I'm impatient to say, let you go, what so much nonsense.

The bald head's face turned pale, and he looked around, his head was full of cold sweat, and he leaned over his head and whispered, "Brother, it's haunted over there, and someone died not long ago, I heard that at twelve o'clock in the evening, there will be a cry of a female ghost on the radio, and many people know it." ”