Chapter 35 The coffee will be halved

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Black cat, the doll and I can meet each other in real person

But you're in Hainan, how can you send fragrant kisses?

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Brother Ying glared at Wu Ling'er angrily, put down the snacks in his hand, carefully sorted out her clothes, pulled a simple bun for her, and picked up the hosta next to the bed to tie her hair: "Okay, I'll ask someone to bring washing water!" ”

"I'm going to take a shower!" Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying dissatisfiedly: "If you make people sweat, you will stink to death if you don't take a bath!" ”

Brother Ying couldn't help but roll his eyes at the sky: "Your way of dying is really strange, either you are embarrassed or you are stinked to death!" Seeing Wu Ling'er's eyes widen again, he hurriedly left the room with a smile: "I know, let someone prepare bath water for you immediately!" But before that, you'll have to have breakfast! "This guy, I didn't eat anything last night, and if I take a shower on an empty stomach today, I'm afraid that before the bath is over, she will have to faint to death in the bath tub, and then I will have to trouble Brother Ying to go to the water to fish her out.

After eating breakfast and taking a comfortable bath, Wu Ling'er only felt relaxed, and the tangled mood of last night was gone, so that she wiped her hair and asked Brother Ying: "Brother Ying, is proper exercise in bed really conducive to decompression?" ”

Brother Ying was so shocked by Wu Ling'er's words that the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground: "girl! Can you be normal? Anyway, you're a 21st century educated person, can't you use your brain before you speak? ”

Wu Ling'er dissatisfiedly smashed the wet cloth towel on Brother Ying's body: "These things are not taught in the school, do you think the cramming teaching in the twenty-first century may teach these things?" Do I not use my brain or do you not use my brain? ”

The "Ming Weapon" thrown by Wu Ling'er flashed sideways, and Brother Ying said it as a matter of course: "I haven't gone through the education of the 21st century, how do I know?" ”

knew that what Brother Ying said was right, but Wu Ling'er was still not convinced. Brother Ying stood up, sat down next to Wu Ling'er, picked up a dry cloth towel, and began to wipe her hair: "Stupid woman! Although that thing has a certain decompression function, it is not omnipotent, and it must be with someone who can make you feel at ease, otherwise you can just go to the street and pull someone to try it, and see if you will feel like this? ”

But when he said it, Brother Ying regretted it, because he knew Wu Ling'er too well, this guy was an absolutely curious baby, maybe he really went to the street to pull someone to try it in order to test this possibility. Well, it's not very likely to go to the street, after all, she is a face control, and people who aren't handsome can't get into her eyes, and it's really unlikely that Wu Ling'er, who has been raised by this group of handsome guys at home, will go outside to pull people back, but the possibility of pulling a handsome guy from her own house to test it is not small.

Thinking of this, Brother Ying hurriedly warned Wu Ling'er: "Woman, I warn you, if you dare to drag someone from the family or anyone outside to try, I will definitely beat your ass to pieces!" ”

Warned by Brother Win, Wu Ling'er really had a disappointed expression on her face: "Really, there is no spirit of sacrifice and dedication for science!" Brother Win, you can't be like this, if everyone is like you, the human world will be over, there is no adventurous, practical, and knowledge-seeking spirit, what is the difference between humans and monkeys? ”

"I'd rather you be a monkey than have such an adventurous, practical, inquisitive spirit!" Brother Ying warned Wu Ling'er angrily: "Besides, I'm not a human being, what will happen to human beings?" ”

"But I'm human!"

"Phew, even if all of your generation don't take risks, practice, the spirit of the unknown will not immediately degenerate into a monkey, what the hell are you doing with that idleness?"

Tilting her head and thinking about it, Wu Ling'er agreed with Brother Ying's statement: "That's right!" But she immediately realized that something was wrong: "Bad guy, you want to take me somewhere else, don't you?" You did it on purpose. ”

Brother Ying smiled evilly and threw the wet cloth towel aside, and then hugged Wu Ling'er in his arms: "If you want to verify this matter, it is actually very simple, and you don't need to find someone else to prove it, as long as you feel pressured, come to me when you feel pressure!" ”

was swept around her neck by Brother Ying's exhalation who was sitting behind her, Wu Ling'er only felt itchy, and she quickly pushed Brother Ying away: "I warn you, it's daytime, you are not allowed to touch me!" You guy, I'm very suspicious of you now, did you say that because of that medicine, you became very sensitive just because you could take advantage of me. ”

Innocently spread his hands, Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er with a smile: "I'm just stating a fact, but I don't have any bad intentions, if you have to think so, then it doesn't matter if I admit it, anyway, it's ......" Speaking of this, Brother Ying smiled evilly, startled Wu Ling'er screamed and jumped up and ran out: "Dead earthworm, I just took a bath, you are not allowed to touch me!" ”

Watching Wu Ling'er run out, Brother Ying shrugged his shoulders innocently: "Obviously, I didn't do anything, it's because you think too much!" ”

Wu Ling'er, who ran out of the yard, bumped into a person's arms, her center of gravity was unstable, and she almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, the person reached out to support her, and when she was about to say thank you, she had already heard Ji Zai's angry demonic voice: "Woman, are you an idiot?" Don't know how to see the road when walking? The injury is just a little better, what if I fall again? ”

Poor Wu Ling'er finally escaped from Brother Ying's clutches, but fell into Ji Zai's clutches again: "Look at you, what do you look like, you are obviously so afraid of the cold, and you dare to run out wearing only such a little, in case you get a cold and have to lie in bed for ten days and half a month, you are not annoyed!" You#¥%&#%......*¥......&(......*&(¥%......"

Covering her ears, Wu Ling'er quickly fled from Ji Zai's side, what is going on with Ji Zai? Possessed by florets or possessed by mung beans? He hadn't been so verbose before!

Just thinking about it, a person grabbed Wu Ling'er's sleeve, and before Wu Ling'er could react, she had already been pulled and fell to the ground, fortunately there was a meat pad under her, otherwise she would have been scolded again if she was discovered by Ji Zai.

"Ling'er, can you get up? You...... It's so heavy! The sound of coffee came from beneath him. Wu Ling'er stood up and stared at the coffee: "Stinky coffee, are you going to die?" It's okay, why are you pulling me? It also caused me to fall! Fortunately, you know that you have to be my meat pad, otherwise you will hurt me, and see if your Ji Zai doesn't peel your skin! ”

Rubbing his aching buttocks, Coffee stood up with an aggrieved face: "I want to tell you that Xiaohua made a new snack and asked me to call you!" But you ran so fast that I couldn't hear me call you, so I had to pull you, but I didn't expect you to fall down so unexpectedly! ”

Without pulling? Wu Ling'er only felt that the veins on her head were bursting out: "Dead coffee, what do you mean by not being pulled?" Believe it or not, I asked Ji Tsai and Xiao Lu to pull you on one side, I see if you can pull it! ”

Hearing Wu Ling'er say this, Coffee shook his head in fright: "Don't!" If they pull it like this, the coffee will be halved! Then there will be no one to accompany Ling'er, you will be messing around! ”

Still messing around? Wu Ling'er stepped on the coffee hatefully: "Dead coffee, you're just messing around all day long!" If you're wrong, don't blame me! ”

was stepped on by Wu Ling'er, the coffee was so painful that she hugged her feet and screamed, that appearance made Wu Ling'er couldn't help laughing, she reached out and grabbed the coffee: "Okay, don't howl, if you howl any longer, the wolf will howl out!" Let's go and have a snack together! ”

As soon as there was something delicious, the coffee immediately forgot the pain, and Wu Ling'er happily walked to Xiaohua's yard.

In the yard, the white plum blossoms are blooming, and the small flowers and mung beans are arranging the tea ceremony under the plum tree. Seeing Wu Ling'er coming, Xiaohua smiled at her: "Ling'er, come here!" My new plum blossom cake, you can try it! ”

Wu Ling'er walked under the plum tree and took a deep breath: "It's so fragrant, it's so comfortable!" Sure enough, it's still Xiaohua who is the best at living! There are little flowers, always so happy! ”

Xiaohua smiled, didn't answer, but took the cushion handed by the mung bean and put it on the reed mat: "Okay, come and sit!" ”