Chapter 007: The World
How will the Chaos Realm sing about his experience in the future? It would probably be: "In the end, the gutter capsized, was deceived by the succubus, and died a tragic death." "Missing, presumably torn to shreds by angry women." It's not a realistic report.
I don't mind, though.
I won't lie anymore.
The last lie I told was to deceive myself.
I said to myself: I will keep her by my side, but not for long, until she learns to do so.
Actually, with her IQ, to teach her to be a fraudster, it probably takes -
10,000 years.
At least before my master really becomes a soul and goes to the underworld to be reincarnated, I should be able to teach her to be smarter!
"What's your name?"
"Lilia Christina Arag Scala ......!"
She uttered a long list of names, her real name, the real name of a succubus, as precious to her as life!
But I only remember three words: Lilia!
In this way, among the Three Realms, the most talented onmyoji Lin Mubai took his newly acquired succubus maid and began to embark on a journey again, composing his legendary life!
……!
At the end of the passage is an old woman, and by crossing the bridge behind her, I can go back to the sun!
On the side of the bridge in the underworld is Meng Po, so this old woman can be regarded as her sister!
Sisters? Or a sister? No one knows anyway!
Meng Po stood at the head of the bridge, which was a Meng Po soup that gave people to forget everything, but this old woman stood at the head of the bridge, but what she collected was a toll.
There is only one way to pay the toll, but there are many ways to pay the toll, depending on what you have the most valuable thing, if she feels that the toll is not enough, or she does not have anything interested in you, then you will not be able to cross the bridge!
What she wants most is my blood, she once said that my blood is the most different, very precious, what she does with it, it is unknown, maybe it is alchemy and medicine, or maybe skin care and beauty!
In short, every time she sees me, her wrinkled face always smiles, her eyes shine, and she longs for me to come every day, but I don't have so much blood!
"The old rules, a soul, a cup of blood!"
She saw what I was carrying, the soul in a soul sealing bottle, the purpose of my trip and the gold lord!
Although her eyes are old and cloudy, don't try to fool her, there are no doors!
I nodded, this price is not the first time!
"I'm going to take her with me this time!"
I pointed to the little succubus who was carefully hiding behind me, in fact, her real body was half a head taller than me!
The old woman had seen her for a long time, and it stands to reason that such monsters could not go to the sun through this bridge, but who called me so different.
But the price she offered really scared me!
"A living thing, a bowl of blood!"
Cups, bowls and capacities are obviously not at the same level, any living person is put in a bowl of blood in vain, I am afraid that it will not be much better, not to mention that I have been hungry for two days and have been sucked of essence!
"It's all old acquaintances, can it be cheaper!"
I was shy and bargaining, and for the first time!
"Draw my blood, you can as much as you want!"
The little succubus faced the big man in the chaos world, although he was timid, he still mustered up his courage and said forward.
"One price, Tong Su is not bullied!"
The old woman smacked her shriveled lips twice in a merciless face, looking like she was in the middle of a dead age, but I knew that in this chaotic world, few people dared to provoke her.
Otherwise she wouldn't be sitting here!
"A junior half-blood succubus, blood is worthless!"
She only glanced at the poor little succubus!
After a period of dizziness and paleness, I finally stepped onto the bridge back to the sun, supported by my faithful maid!
"For your sake!"
The old woman finally suddenly found out in her conscience: "Take this, this little devil beside you has just taken shape, and the demonic energy on his body is too heavy, and bringing it back to the yang world will cause unnecessary trouble, bring it with it, and no one will be able to see it!" ”
Her trembling old hand replaced half a tile-like thing, this is a very peculiar hand, when grabbing the blood bowl, it is surprisingly stable, and it is old when handing things over.
"Thank you Granny Yang for your kindness!"
I took the old woman's gift very solemnly, and made a standard salute, no matter what, I am a polite and upbringing person.
"There are some things that you still have to know how to control yourself, my old woman doesn't want the next time I see you, I will come in another form!"
At the end, she kindly reminded me that I almost lost my feet and fell into the yellow soup of the river.
After that colorful, portal-like thing, I returned to the sun, and the exit was in my warm nest.
Well, it's better to explain some things clearly, one day when I was still an ignorant teenager, I met an old man on the street who set up a stall to sell antiques, and his image is similar to the name Hanako who sells exercise cheats in Zhou Xingxing's movie, and I am the boy with a runny nose.
However, he took out not a book of Buddha's palm, on the ground is an ancient mirror, I picked it up and was reluctant to put it down, and finally under the old man's spring-like clever tongue, I was dizzy, took out every piece in my pocket, happily took it home, and cried and regretted it.
That's my food bill for a month! After buying it, I was faced with two months of soy sauce bibimbap life!
It wasn't until one day, when my blood dripped onto it, that I realized that it was actually a disk that opened the portal between the Yang and Chaos Realms.
The portal opens, and no matter where you enter, you will come out!
After knowing this secret, I was like a curious child who discovered a mysterious cave, and traveled again and again until I got to know some places in the Chaos Realm!
And now, every time I open the portal, it will be in my warm nest, and of course I can't let outsiders know such a secret.
That's what I do now!
With my special ability to freely traverse the Realm of the Sun and the Chaos Realm, I have taken on a lot of special businesses that pay a lot of money!
Otherwise, how could I, a dick who had just graduated from college, afford a small apartment in this city where every inch of land is valuable!
My warm nest is a two-bedroom apartment, small enough for one person, and I didn't think about getting married when I bought it.
That's a distant concept for someone like me!
Coming out of the chaotic realm, my nasal cavity and lungs have long been eroded by yin qi, and I greedily breathe the air of the yang world, warm with a trace of car exhaust.
What a beautiful world, what a beautiful life!
No wonder there are many people who complain about the world, but there are very few people who are willing to die.
But first, I have to add to the body that has been sucked out and starved.
At half past four in the morning, the most embarrassing time, the takeaway has not yet started, breakfast has not started, I can only open the refrigerator by myself!
The little succubus who came out looked curiously at this new world, and the look in his eyes was ...... It's like a certain grandmother in a dream in a certain building!
Everything was so fresh, but there were still some things she was familiar with, like pots and pans, like couch chairs, and she sat down on one of the couches and tsk! That sitting posture, even the professionally trained model is not as elegant as her!
"Na, you will live here in the future, don't run around if you have nothing to do, there are many people in this world who are smarter than me, but there are very few who are stupider than you!"
I started my educational session vaguely while eating the noodles!
Half of the bowl of noodles is a side dish, which is nutritionally balanced and replenishes my lost blood.
"Even if you want to go out, you can't go out in this image! It's all a single race here, and it scares the little ones! ”
It's not just scaring children!
"I've heard of it!"
She tilted her head: "Then what should I become?" What genre do you prefer? ”
"Hmm...... Just her! ”
I pointed to Monica Bellucci hanging on the wall, a poster from her youth, what a goddess!
Soon, there was a Monica Bellucci sitting in front of me!
Vivid and beautiful! I swallowed a big gulp of saliva and noodles!
I was wrong, I shouldn't have come up with such a bad idea when I was so tired!
"Wow!"
When Monica eats the noodles, the filling is exposed, and instead of a knife and fork, chopsticks are used, which is extremely skillful!
After eating and drinking, taking a bath, it is almost dawn, and others are getting up, but I have to sleep.
Through yin and yang, reversing day and night, this is my life!
Lilia didn't sleep, she sat meekly on her knees at the head of my bed, a creature as energetic as their lust, and didn't need as much sleep.
The first time I had such a stunner by my side, I slept so deeply because of ...... I don't have to think about getting up and slipping away anymore!
……!
I slept soundly, and when I woke up, it was already dark, and just like that, the best day of my life was spent in a blur, but sleep itself was a very beautiful thing.
Lilia still knelt at the head of my bed like a little daughter-in-law, recovering her true form, although the succubus can transform into various human forms, but this requires magic, and the longer it lasts, the more magic power will be consumed, and the main source of her magic power is my essence.
She saves a little magic and saves a little bit of energy, even if as a healthy young man, my energy is sometimes too strong to put it, but ...... This is really a good succubus who knows how to think about his master!
After getting up, brushing my teeth and washing my face, and eating, I took Lilia out the door and took her to familiarize herself with the world and finish the rest of my work by the way.
It wasn't until it was time to go out that Lilia told me that she ...... In fact, it can be invisible, and whoever you want to see it, let it be seen.
At first, I originally planned to make her transform into a normal woman, but I found that I liked her succubus look more.
Wheat-colored skin, sexy and wild, with a little innocence.