Chapter 75: Pass me some IQ
The weather was sunny and cloudless in the early morning.
Chu Xi was ready to go, tidying up her appearance in the mirror, today there will be one of the most important things after her rebirth ——— the final exam.
Thinking of her generation of majestic No. 13 top killers, she is fearless in the sword mountains and fires, snow and deserts, and after being reborn, she will be overwhelmed by the small exam.
Sure enough, different lives have different troubles, thinking of the mountains he was about to face today, Chu Xi took a deep breath.
A lesson is an enemy, either you die or your master dies.
Walking downstairs, the little husky was wagging its furry tail and following Lu Bing.
Lu Zuoyu put down his breakfast and saw the well-dressed Chu Xi, and was slightly displeased: "Dressed like this, plan to go on a blind date?" ”
Chu Xi shook his head and said with a smile: "Use the best state to meet the most painful exam." If you don't get the first place in the grade, you swear that you won't be a person! ”
Sitting at the dining table, Mei Zizi poured a sip of milk and ate a mouthful of love breakfast bread, Chu Xi squinted his eyes happily, who married Lu Bing in the future, how happy his life should be.
Except for the occasional speech that can make people angry, Lu Zuoyu has no other faults to find fault with.
Lu Zuoyu glanced at this kid, now Chu Xi's liberal arts level is not bad, with his super memory, he memorized all the key points he gave in a short time.
However, Lu Zuoyu suddenly had some faint emotions in his heart, as soon as tomorrow passed, Chu Xi would leave here and return to Shen Ruoxi's side.
This thought made Lu Shen's mood complicated for a while.
Chu Xi's eyes were full of breakfast, and all he was thinking about was the exam papers, and he didn't know the ups and downs of the mind on the other side.
Lu Zuoyu was speechless all the way and drove her to the school gate.
Chu Xi cheered in his heart, jumped down from the car door with his black schoolbag, and was about to run along the crowd to the classroom.
A strong hand suddenly grabbed her arm, Chu Xi turned around: "Don't pull me with the ice cube, it's going to be too late-"
Lu Zuoyu suddenly hugged her, his two arms clamped Chu Xi's thin and slender body, and the male breath came to his face, Chu Xi was stunned, and his mind went blank for a moment.
Chu Xi's ears turned red, Rao is face is thick as a city wall, and she can't accept Lu Bing's care when he suddenly got up.
I'm going to my mother, what is Lu Bing going to do?
Hugging and hugging in public, can't you hug at home? I have to hug her in front of all the students!
"God, the sun is coming out in the west today! Chu God and Lu God This is the rhythm of the public? ”
"Chu... Brother Chu and Lu Shen, ahhhhh The land god was actually bent! ”
"Poor school girl."
"The former school flower's crush and the current school flower's love partner are together.,The world is too messy.。
"My rotten girl's heart, huh."
“...”
The whispers around became more and more mixed, Chu Xi pushed someone's arm, and his handsome eyes floated with a wicked smile: "Ice cube, weren't you bent by the master, huh?" ”
Lu Zuoyu let go of his hand lightly, his cold face did not change, as steady as a sculpture, and he was familiar with Chu Xi's alienation and indifference.
He looked at Chu Xi and said coldly: "You often say that touch can transmit IQ. President Ben gives you a little bit of IQ to make up for the lack of IQ in your brain. ”
Chu Xi: ...
Lu Shen continued: "I spent a week carving rotten wood and putting rotten mud on the wall, and it will definitely be effective. ”
The corners of Chu Xi's mouth twitched: ...
Lu Shen always has the ability to turn all romance into a cold joke.
Chu Xi had a little regret in her heart, she still thought that in the past few days, she had gotten along day and night, and what kind of case had been raised, Lu Bing had been conquered by her handsome talent, and she planned not to marry Chu Xi in this life.
As a result, Chu Xi deeply felt that she was a little toy for Lu Zuoyu to prove his wisdom.
Let a penultimate counterattack become the first in the grade, what a sense of accomplishment it should be for Lu Shen! Bah!
Chu Xi has no doubts: if she accidentally becomes the second in the grade, Lu Bing will definitely ask her to pay - rent, water and electricity, food, cleaning and severe mental damage...
Lu Zuoyu likes to see Chu Xi's unpredictable little face the most, and he obviously hates his teeth so much that he has to force himself not to do it, which is particularly provocative.
Lu Zuoyu turned around, opened the car door, and prepared to go back to the group to deal with affairs.
However, Chu Xi suddenly said: "Stinky ice cubes, give me a wait!" ”
Lu Zuoyu raised his eyebrows and turned around: "Huh? ”
Chu Xi showed an evil smile and spread out his two hands: "The IQ transmission is not enough, just pass it on a little more." ”
Lu Zuoyu was silent, this kid still can't change his stinky and shameless nature.
Too lazy to pay attention, Lu Zuoyu directly entered the car, slammed the door shut and drove away, and the black car shadow quickly disappeared into the charming summer sunshine of the southern city.
Chu Xi scolded a stingy ghost, just hug it once, but not one more hug?
Without thinking much about it, Chu Xi finally couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, his heart seemed to bloom with a brilliant sunflower, and his mood was brighter and happier than today's sunshine.
She glanced at the lively students around her, and raised her eyebrows: "What do you see, haven't you seen brotherhood and reluctance?" ”
All:... Chu God, you are blind when we are blind.
A bold student raised his voice and asked, "Brother Chu, are you with Lu Shen?" ”
"Yes, I see that the interaction between you is very loving, especially the way Lu Shen looks at you, and he wants to swallow you sweetly."
Chu Xi cleared his throat with a dignified and righteous expression: "Lord and Lu Shen are just brothers, you don't understand the sympathy between geniuses." ”
Student: Since ancient times, brothers have been affectionate, and as far as the two of you are ambiguous, you can tell everyone between attack and attack.
Chu Xi's scalp was numb when he was seen by the greasy gaze, and he lowered his voice: "Go and go, see what is lively, if you want to replace me as the penultimate one, just say it." ”
The crowd quickly dispersed.
The fat man and the thin man went up against the current, came over happily, stood on tiptoe and looked behind Chu Xi.
The fat man grabbed his hair and asked suspiciously, "Boss, where is Lu Shen?" ”
The thin man's eyes were full of gossip, revealing a smile full of meaning: "We all saw it upstairs just now, yo, sweet kiss goodbye, the boss is worthy of being the boss, and the efficiency is high." ”
Thinking about the beginning, Lu Shen couldn't wait to pinch this stinky boy who kissed him to death.
Not now in less than three months, Lu Shen actually took the initiative to be with the boss, eat, live and sleep together, pick up and kiss in person.
The fat and thin man had already guessed that the future boss and Lu Shen were fighting side by side with the sword world, and the moving scene of the husband and wife both holding the house.
Chu Xi: "Damn, Zhang Fugui, Wang Songbai, don't talk nonsense, where did the ice cube kiss me?" He just hugged it, and it was no different from holding a pet. ”
"Yo yo, hug it~"
The fat man and the thin man glanced at each other, their smiles were deeper and more evil, Chu Xi was annoyed, and kicked it, see if I don't kick you two to death!
The three of them were joking and soon walked into the classroom.
bumped into Ye Tingting head-on, and seeing Chu Xi and the three of them, Ye Tingting subconsciously lowered her head and pushed two steps away.
She no longer has the face to meet Chu Xi, and Shen Ruoxi is still lying in the hospital, unable to even take the final exam. She is to blame for all this.
Ye Tingting went back and thought about it for a long time, but finally she was a little self-deprecating. Some people are born rich, some people are born poor, even if she is jealous and unwilling, she has nothing to do.
Lowering her head, she returned to her seat and silently flipped through the book to review, with neat handwriting on the book, but Ye Tingting was a little in a trance.
A small white lunch box was handed over and placed on her desk.
Ye Tingting was slightly stunned, her eyes moved away from the book, and she saw the young man's clean and tidy school uniform and the young man's handsome and bewitching face.
Chu Xi tilted her head, her thin lips were slightly hooked, and the silver stud in her right ear made her look extremely cool: "The bread made of ice cubes in the morning is very delicious, I brought you a piece." ”
Behind Chu Xi, the fat man and the thin man were each holding a piece of bread, nibbling quite satisfied, gnawing on a mouth full of bread crumbs.
The thin man wiped the corners of his mouth indiscriminately, and a smile appeared on his delicate little face: "Tingting taste a little, the breakfast made by Lu Shen himself can only be tasted by our own people." ”
"That's it, maybe you can inherit the high IQ of the land god after eating it, and the exam will turn evil into good fortune."
"Phew, Tingting's grades are much better than yours, the second-to-last! You better quickly lick the scum off the corners of your mouth, don't let your IQ be lacking. ”
"Get out of here, you dead bamboo pole~"
One fat and one thin are playing and fighting, as in the past; Chu Xi's smile was still warm and intoxicating, handsome and handsome, so that people couldn't take their eyes off.
Ye Tingting suddenly had an urge to burst into tears.
"Chu... Brother Chu. Ye Tingting's voice trembled slightly.
Chu Xi smiled: "I'll go to prepare for the exam first, don't get the first place in the grade, and swear not to be a person." ”
There were two bangs, and one of the fat and thin men couldn't stand on their feet and fell to the ground.
The classroom was already quiet, but Chu Xi's voice was like thunder, and countless pairs of suspicious eyes swept over.
Chu Xi's face did not change, the lord has such a high IQ, and he can counterattack from bronze to king in a week, and he can do it with one finger.
An hour later, the crisp and solemn bells of the school song spread throughout the campus.
The classroom was quiet, the test papers were handed out one by one, and the first test language officially began.
Different from the past, the person who wrote the question in the Chinese test paper this time was Professor Mu Zi, this old-fashioned old man is very fond of classical Chinese and ancient poetry, and he just can't wait to stuff all the Tang and Song poems into the test paper to test the students' literary level.
Soon, there was a murmuring of grumbling in the classroom.
The fat man's eyes were round, and he almost wanted to eat the scroll, and scolded angrily in his heart: "Damn, this question is also perverted, right, silently write the chapter of King Qin in the "Historical Records"? Does the writer want me dead? ”
"Analyze the comedic elements of the four major tragedies? Sick! ”
"Silently wrote "Zhang Xianggong went out of the town of Jingzhou to find the prince Zhan Shiyu Shiliu Yelang traveled to Jiangxia and went to Zhang Gongxiang for thousands of miles, because the prince of Taifu sent Luo Yi to the second thing and gave Yu poems on May 5 Yu replied to this poem", Nima Li Bai wrote this kind of strange poem?"
The Chinese exam paper is unprecedentedly terrifying, and Old Man Mu is ready to let the whole grade fail the course?
Look at the exam, the students scratched their ears and cheeks, and their faces were full of bitterness.
The fat man has a balance in his heart, but fortunately, everyone finds it difficult-
Suddenly, the fat man saw Chu Xi at the other end of the examination room, Chu Xi's big guy sat steadily, his eyes were calm and stable, and the pen in his hand seemed to have a soul and kept moving, completely looking like he was possessed by the examination god.
The fat man and his friends were stunned, today's boss seems to be a little different.