Chapter 237: Quarreling with the whole world
I took the ticket and took a closer look, and Nima's was actually a horror ticket!
No, I'm afraid of ghosts!
Even though I rejected this different experience with words, Fu Lingye 'drawn' the ticket in my hand and said calmly: "Well, I think it's good. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ. ”
Xiao Man happily patted Fu Lingye on the shoulder, and praised with a smile: "It's still old Fu who knows how to appreciate, unlike Lao Bai's coward." ”
Me: "......"
"Please take your dog's paw off my shoulder." Fu Lingye spoke coldly.
Xiaoman: "......"
After waiting for less than ten minutes, it was time to enter.
After entering the venue, Xiao Man sat directly in the middle of the three seats with the popcorn 'flower' and Coke he bought.
I think this scene is a bit funny, Xiao Man is like a huge light bulb, lying between me and Fu Lingye all night long.
After glancing at her triumphantly, I walked over and sat down on her left.
And Fu Lingye first glanced at us coldly, and then sat down elegantly on Xiao Man's right.
During the commercial, I found that there were not many people watching the movie, and they only sat in half of the seats.
Fu Lingye saw that the place next to me was empty, and immediately got up and walked over and sat next to me.
Xiao Man bit the popcorn 'flower' and snorted: "Dog man 'female'." ”
Fu Lingye replied lightly: "Single dog." ”
Me: "......"
"Nima's you haven't been a single dog?" Xiao Man was not happy.
"At least not now."
"Ouch, it's amazing, do I want to send you a certificate!"
"Yes."
"Hey, hey, the movie has started, why don't I switch places with any of you and you continue to quarrel?" I sat in the middle and argued.
The two finally shut up.
Sitting in front of Fu Lingye and I were a young couple who looked like students, and the 'girl' child asked the boy in a low voice: "Isn't it terrifying?" ”
"No, don't be afraid, I will protect you, and close your eyes when you are afraid."
Xiao Man said coldly: "If the ghost really comes, you must run faster than the rabbit." ”
Because the advertisement was still playing, the little couple heard Xiao Man's words clearly, and the boy turned his head and glared at Xiao Man unhappily.
Xiao Man chirped crookedly, "What are you staring at, you have the ability to hit me!" ”
I couldn't take it anymore, so I pulled her clothes and whispered, "Stop." ”
"Originally, he didn't run when the ghost came? It's good if he doesn't scare the 'pee' and 'pants'. ”
The little couple in front finally couldn't listen anymore and took the initiative to move their position and sit aside.
Xiao Man hugged the popcorn 'flower' and sighed: "Ah, the horizon has finally broadened, and there is a pair of dog men and 'women' missing in front of my eyes, this world is so beautiful." ”
Me: "......"
At the time of eating, I still thought that Xiao Man was 'very' normal, really like a nobody, but now her various abnormal behaviors make me feel that she is actually very uncomfortable, but her giggling appearance is undoubtedly normal.
I pondered, although Xiao Man was a little crazy at times, at least she wouldn't be so neurotic, something must be wrong with her.
After the movie started, Xiao Man temporarily 'sexually' devoted himself to the plot.
I am self-aware of my timidity, so at the beginning of the movie, I sent the whole person to Fu Lingye's side, holding his arm with two hands, and resting on his 'leg'.
He glanced at it and said, "Hold on, I'm going to run when the ghost comes." ”
Me: "......"
The routines of ghost movies are actually similar, with terrible music, a plot that 'touches' the mind clearly, and a deliberately created horror environment and the exaggerated acting skills of the actors.
But these routines are enough to shock us cowards.
Fu Lingye and I originally said that we wanted to watch a romance movie, but Xiao Man deliberately bought a horror movie, but in fact, her own courage was also small, her expression was frightened, and she screamed again and again.
I was scared, but there was a little man sitting next to me, and when she was scared, she drilled her head into my arms, and I couldn't push it away, this feeling was like having an exclusive horror dubbing, which scared me out.
Most of the 'female' people are timid, and the entire screening room resounded from time to time with the exclamations of the 'female' people one after another.
Finally the camera switched to daytime, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head to see Fu Lingye next to me, only to see that he didn't move at all, not even his brows moved, it was just a posture that even if a ghost crawled out of the screen, he had to get up and tidy up his clothes and leave gracefully.
I took a breath and asked him, "Fu Lingye, aren't you afraid of ghosts?" ”
"I'm afraid."
"Then why are you so calm?"
"Because there are no ghosts."
"It's in the movies."
"But it's all played by people."
I patted my chest, realizing that I shouldn't have asked Fu Lingye such a question.
Turning his head to look at the other side, he saw that Xiao Man was scared, and the popcorn 'flower' in her arms shook so much that only half of it was left, and when she looked down again, half of the popcorn 'flower' was on her 'chest' and skirt.
Originally, I was 'quite scared', but when I saw Xiao Man's appearance, I couldn't help it, and laughed directly.
Just before he could laugh twice, he saw the person sitting in front of Xiao Man turn his head and look over, and said angrily in an unkind tone: "What the hell are you doing?" Popcorn 'flowers' are scattered all over my head! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my friend is less timid." I apologize immediately.
The man plucked the popcorn 'flowers' in his hair with his hand, very displeased, "Don't watch horror movies if you're afraid of ghosts!" ”
Xiao Man recovered at this time, and answered back, "Then don't fall in love if you're afraid of falling out of love, don't live if you're afraid of death!" ”
I feel more and more that something is wrong with Xiao Man tonight, her calmness is really too deliberate, and there is always a posture of wanting to quarrel with the world.
When the person in front heard this, he stood up and glared at Xiao Man, "You tell me again!" ”
Xiao Man stood up unconvinced, "I can say it again eight hundred times, if you don't understand, I'll write it to you and recite it to you!" ”
"Oh, just watch a movie, what kind of quarrel?"
"yes, I can't even hear what is said in the movie!"
"Forget about a big man, don't worry about 'female' comrades."
The people around persuaded him, and the man in front snorted coldly, shook his hand and left.
I pushed Xiao Man, motioned her to settle down, and then went to see Fu Lingye, only to see that he was watching the movie seriously, and he didn't seem to care about the movement on our side at all.
In the next plot, Xiao Man still watched it very seriously, and when she encountered a terrifying place, she also distorted her expression and screamed very hard, but I was sure that she was uncomfortable because of her heart.
After the movie finally ended, I helped Xiaoman out, she took two steps, and seemed to feel that she was in this posture like an old man, so she threw me away and commented angrily: "It's all pretending to be a ghost!" ”
At this time, the little couple who had been sitting in front of us also walked out, and when they saw Xiao Man's appearance, the two whispered a few words, covered their mouths and left with a smile.
Xiao Man didn't care about it at all, and said, "Let's go, let's go back quickly, I feel like I'm really scared of 'peeing'." ”
Fu Lingye nodded: "Then we'll send you back first." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Man perked up a little when he heard this, "Send me back?" Where to send me back? ”
"Your home."
"I don't! I've been staying at your house for the past few days, and you don't want to kick me out! I'm telling you, I'm not going to move out of your house until I get married! ”
I heard the 'door' and asked her, "Marry out?" Didn't you run away because you didn't want to get married? Who do you want to marry? Lao Wang? But he already has a 'girlfriend' friend? ”
Xiao Man was silent, dull for a few seconds, and seemed unwilling to be asked by me speechless, and said sullenly: "The two-legged toad is not easy to find, isn't it easy to find a two-legged man?" Why do you have to be the king? If he has the ability, he will find a 'girlfriend' friend immediately, and I will have the ability to 'make' a boyfriend immediately! Besides, as far as I'm a peerless beautiful 'woman' with long convex and backward 'legs', the men who chase me can go around S City! ”
I applauded, "We're looking forward to it!" We're rooting for it! ”
“…… Bai Suran, get out! ”
After returning home, Xiao Man went back to the room without saying a word.
I asked Fu Lingye: "She actually likes Lao Wang very much, right?" Will she not be able to think about it? ”
"I think you should ask her." He loosened his tie and his face was expressionless.
Me: "......"
Fu Lingye's attitude made me very unhappy, and his attitude tonight made me unhappy!
I beckoned to the cute Labrador, and it immediately ran towards me with its feet outstretched, and then stuck out its little tongue to 'lick' my hand.
I felt a warm feeling in my heart for no reason, thinking that I really hadn't raised it in vain in the past few days, and beckoned and knew that it ran towards me.
He hugged it tightly in his arms and said, "From today onwards, you will be called Miss Fu, Miss Fu, do you like this name?" ”
Miss Fu was silent, probably going to sleep, her little head lying on my arm, and her little paws were still on my side.
I felt like my heart was about to sprout, and I always felt like I was holding a baby.
Fu Lingye poured water and was drinking, I glanced at it, snorted lightly and said: "It's still my Miss Fu, unlike some people, tsk, I can't say a good word in my mouth all night, I don't want to talk to some people in the future!" ”
Fu Lingye took a sip of water, took it and said, "Then you let it talk to you for a while?" ”
Me: "......"
After going upstairs, I looked at the 'door' of the guest room and called out to her, "Xiaoman, take a bath and sleep." ”
"I'll go out and wash when you go to sleep."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to see you guys and women!"
Me: "......"
Little slut! I'll clean you up tomorrow when you come out!
In the middle of the night, I was 'confused' and faintly heard a miserable cry.
I couldn't help but feel a 'stirring' spirit, and after gradually waking up, the voice was gone again, and after a minute, I closed my eyes, and the cry rang out again.
The cry was not loud and came intermittently, and it was particularly terrifying in the middle of the night......