The idea of the eldest grandson Jingyue is completely imaginative, and no one knows how much reliable 'sex' is. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ. Even he himself was unsure.

But the current situation is so embarrassing, unless you find the help of the gods, with the wisdom of mortals, there is really no way to crack it.

As soon as I talked about the immortals, a poker-like face suddenly appeared in my mind, with equilateral triangular eyes on it, this guy is Erlang God!?

Seeing the appearance of Erlang God, I suddenly had a bad idea that could be slightly better than the eldest grandson Jingyue, can I make a 'deal' with Erlang God and ask him to help find a way?

It may not be successful, but there is another chasm in front of me, what should I do about the Howling Dog? I just slaughtered someone's dog, and now I'm looking for someone like this?

As the saying goes, hit the dog to see the owner. Even though I knew who the owner was, I didn't leave anyone alive...... That's a little awkward.

Thinking about this, I'm really a big head, and I'm annoyed to death.

The mirror 'flower' was retracted by me, and at the same time, I asked her to help me take care of the undead demon children, I returned to Earth and called Fang Gang, who I hadn't contacted for a long time.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the phone rang, it was connected, and at the same time, a lazy 'female' voice came out: "Hey? Who is it? ”

"Who are you?" I asked, "What about Fang Gang's grandson?" Let him answer my call! ”

“…… You—You're not going to be a million waters, are you? The 'woman' over there asked tentatively.

"Yo? You actually know me, who are you? "The names of the two 'females' appeared in my heart, but I can't say, if it weren't for the two of them, my name would be wrong, and it would not be good to bring instability to Fang Gang's kid in the backyard.

"Really?" The 'woman' exclaimed in surprise: "I'm Chengying!" ”

Sure enough, it seems that although Fang Gang is in a high position, he has not been 'chaotic' and finally abandoned, which is still good for the two sisters Chengying and Ruxing.

"Hehe, I guess it's also you two sisters, let Fang Gang answer the phone, I have something to find him." I said with a smile.

"Okay!" Chengying agreed, and then the familiar voice came from the phone: "MDZZ, are you really Wan Qishui?" Are you still alive? ”

"What's the matter? Are you so expecting me to hang up? I said jokingly.

"It's not something I'm looking forward to, now you're a street rat that everyone shouts and beats, if I hadn't been able to see it now, maybe I would have buried you a long time ago." Fang Gang said, "Where are you now?" I'm going to find you! ”

"I don't know where it is!" I said helplessly, "I don't know if I'm in the Sahara or in the Taklamakan anymore, it's a desert as far as the eye can see!" ”

"How's it going? Trafficked? Fang Gang smiled: "Do you want me to send a helicopter formation to search and rescue?" ”

"I don't even know where I am, how can you search?" I deliberately said, "Could it be that your helicopter is all nuclear-powered, and it can search the whole world?" ”

"That can't be!" Fang Gang said: "Now the black technology that can get rid of the restrictions of the mailbox is only mastered by Zhou Jing, and our company is lagging behind in this regard, and people don't know how much, and they can't catch up with them by rocket." But you can try creating a small explosion in the desert and I'll be able to locate you. ”

"Awesome, you can mobilize satellites now?" I asked, a little surprised.

"You don't know yet, do you?" Fang Gang said a little proudly: "I have the honor to meet the second miss, and now I am a real power figure in the company, and I am a high-ranking official at the quasi-purple level!" ”

Quasi-purple? Under the rainbow hierarchy, second only to the level of the little master, it seems that in the days when I left, Fang Gang was much better than me.

"Awesome, then I don't know who is in charge now?" I rolled my eyes and asked, "Could it be that the old immortals of the Fifth Family are still the ones who are not dead?" ”

"Look at it, you also said that they are old and immortal." Fang Gang said with a smile: "Since it is old and immortal, then it can't be kept, and it's over if you die." It's also a brother, I avenged you a big revenge, how about it? Interesting enough, right? Now the company is basically in charge of me, and the purple 'color' has always been kept for the little master, although the fifth family implements puppet control over the little master, but the second lady is still good to her, and she has no other ideas. ”

"What?" I was a little surprised: "You can, you can control the whole company in such a short time, can you?" Don't give it a yellow! ”

"I said Brother Shui, in fact, you don't know what our company's 'sexual' nature is all about." Fang Gang said: "Do you really think that our company is to export security talents?" Actually, it's not, all the things we can see before, and what we come into contact with are all disguises to cover people's ears, and the real thing is ...... Multiply...... ......"

"Hello?" The signal is not good at the critical time!

"Hey, hey!" I shouted a few more times, and found that the mobile phone signal was completely gone, and I couldn't help but sigh that this is also a providence, presumably there was a communication satellite passing through just now, and now that people are flying away, there is no signal on my side.

I can do space jumping, and for me it's about the same level as grasshopper jumping. The problem I am facing at the moment is not how to jump out of the desert, but I need to know where exactly I am now, otherwise I may not be able to jump back in a 'mess'.

Thinking of what Fang Gang said just now, let me make a small explosion, it's easy, I can blow up the oil casually.

With a gentle wave of your hand, you will detonate the boundless yellow sand and cover the sky and the sun.

"Damn!" I cursed secretly: "This is special, the force is not well controlled, and it is a little ruthless." ”

The explosion was not just ruthless, but very ruthless.

I just tried to use the demonic qi to induce the earth qi, and the 'sympathy' sensation detonated, but I didn't expect that the earth qi under the yellow sand was completely thicker than I imagined.

The huge empty 'hole' is like a sinkhole that appeared inexplicably, and the yellow sand that was originally scattered melted and condensed under the action of high temperature and high pressure, forming a solid sand wall, which did not let the surrounding quicksand fill the black 'hole' that I blasted out.

A ** and fishy smell came from the sand pit of the black "hole" and "hole", and I couldn't help but cover my nose, what is down here? Why does it stink so much?

Turning the Heavenly Demon Eye, I was surprised to find that something seemed to be wriggling at the bottom of the pit, but at this time some flesh and blood were blurred.

"Damn, blow up a cannon!" My curiosity soared, I held my breath and jumped down, I wanted to see what was hidden underneath!

bang

Like a cannonball, I landed firmly at the bottom of the bunker. The aura of the earth's 'yin' is stagnant here, so unlike the blazing heat above, there are ice crystals everywhere.

I walked over to the bloody thing that I had blown up, and looked at it carefully, but I was still confused.

I thought that eighty percent of the things under this bunker were giant pythons or small dragons, but it turned out that the people were soft and had no scales, but they were a bit like the earthworm of Red Fufu, but it was still a little different.

Looking at the painful twisting of the strange creature, I thought, this is what we have accidentally injured, no matter how inhumane, so I put my hand on it, and a 'chaotic' aura passed, and the monster's blown up body was visibly restored to normal.

"Thank you, thank you!" I was surprised by the monster's sudden utterance.

"You're welcome, it's my fault for hurting you like this." I said apologetically, "I'm really sorry for causing you to suffer." ”

"The Venerable Master doesn't have to be like this, it's my destiny to do this!"

The monster is very polite, and seems to be a good guy who is civilized and polite.

"What is your ontology?" I asked curiously.

"That's who I am." The monster was a little surprised and said, "Can't the Venerable Master see it?" ”

"I know it's you, I just don't know it." I said with a smile.

"......" The monster listened to my words and was silent for a long time before speaking: "It seems that there are few of my kindreds in the outside world. ”

"You're telling the truth." I said to it, "It's the first time I've seen you like this!" ”

"Back to the Venerable Master's words, I am a sand leech!" After the monster finished speaking, he transformed into a beautiful 'girl' in black, and bowed to me with a humble attitude.

"Leech?" It dawned on me: "Bloodsucking? ”

"Suck!" The 'girl' replied very happily: "But I haven't sucked fresh blood for a long time, and there has been nothing alive here for a long time." ”

"Oh!" I suddenly realized: "You sensed that I was coming, so you hid and prepared to 'yin' me, right?" ”

"I don't dare." The 'female' child was sincerely afraid: "I am already hungry and can't move, even if I know that the Venerable Master is here, I can't sneak attack, you and I met, it is a pure coincidence, if you have to say where this coincidence came from, I think it is fate!" ”

"Don't get close to me, you have eaten this piece extinctly, and you deserve to be hungry!" I gave her a blank look and said.

"The Venerable Master has been wronged!" The 'girl' child said with a look of grievance: "This has nothing to do with me, on the contrary, at the beginning, I also treated a lot of living beings, but later I was injured, and during my recuperation, the living beings here were brutally murdered." ”

"Someone grabbed the land?" I was surprised and asked, "What is it that is stealing land from you?" ”

"It's two spider gods with strong magic," the 'girl' said, "Since they came here, they have slaughtered and slaughtered, and I wanted to argue with them, but I didn't expect to be injured by them." ”

"Strange thing!" I asked her curiously, "You are a bloodsucker yourself, why are you still fighting?" ”

"Actually, it's not that I'm upset, it's mainly that if they slaughter all the creatures here, then who will give me fresh blood in the future?" The 'female' child pouted and said, "I feed on blood, but I never kill, I know the truth that the thin water flows into a river of rice and accumulates into a basket, so not only will I not harm their 'life', on the contrary, I will take the initiative to protect them, but I don't expect that my skills are not as good as others, and I have also failed my blood food." ”