"Jiaolong, what are you doing!"

I didn't stop the driver shouting, but it scared Zong Bao, and he looked at me with a confused face: "What's wrong Jiaolong." ”

Is it that now the old fairy thinks that we are too familiar, why don't you tell him anything, I really don't bother to explain it to him.

The driver didn't bird me at all, although I thought I was shouting loudly and powerfully, and the passengers all looked back at me one by one, really not blind, all with an expression that you are sick and didn't take medicine.

"This man, it's okay, he also believes the child's words."

"Who knows, how will he go if he parks here, and he can't get to the village in front of him and the store behind him."

"Don't worry, young people nowadays are shocked."

Fortunately, my heart is still quite strong, and the doubts are not heard once or twice, but the number of people who have been questioned this time is a bit large, dozens of people are compared to me, and the only two people who can stand next to me are the five or six-year-old girl, but no one will believe what she says, and the other is Zong Bao, but at this moment he obviously doesn't know what I'm doing.

I was speechless, shook off Zong Bao's hand and walked directly to the driver, just looked out of the car window, I actually saw a drizzle, I don't know if this is common in the south, but the road is bound to be slippery on such a day, in the synthesis of the axe I saw, and Brother Ma's words, I deduced that this car may be on the winding mountain road after the road will turn over halfway, Brother Ma said that there are many unjust souls may refer to this, so I must stop, roughly calculated, it is also more than 50 lives, even if it is not for the relationship with Brother Ma, I'm not going to sit idly by.

The little girl stopped crying when I shouted, but she looked at me with a look of ignorance, and opened her mouth when she saw me get up and walked over: "Uncle, I want to get out of the car......"

"How many times has Mom told you, don't keep talking to strangers, what kind of car do you get, you owe a beating!"

Her mother looked at me vigilantly, and held the little girl in her arms, and her whole body was full of precautions against me.

I didn't pay attention to her, in fact, I didn't think it was useful to talk to them too much, and when I walked next to the driver, I opened my mouth directly: "Big brother, stop, you can't go on the winding mountain road today, it's dangerous." ”

The driver is a sloppy man in his forties with dreadlocks of hair, wearing a black shiny cotton jacket, no, the effect of this glossy face is only because the cotton jacket is dirty and hissing out, and it is almost out of the effect of the leather coat, the back of the neck of the cotton jacket is full of white dandruff, and there is a cigarette in his mouth, and his half-squinted eyes are taken as a deaf ear to my words: "Stop? It's not a good day, I'm driving slowly, it's almost half an hour late, the front is the mountain crossing, I'm stopping here, not to mention anything else, but also blocking the road behind the car, you can rest assured, I've been driving for more than 20 years, don't talk about this light rain, it's okay to snow. ”

I sighed, "Big brother, do you know what the consequences will be if you don't believe me?" ”

He snorted, extinguished the cigarette in his hand, and glanced at me lazily: "Okay, I just know that I will be deducted for half an hour late, you hurry back to your seat and sit down, let's not joke about other passengers' time, okay." ”

"Master Driver! Don't listen to him, I'm still in a hurry! ”

The passengers in the back began to open their mouths dissatisfied: "Isn't it! A child's words he took seriously! I'm in a hurry to go home! ”

"The little young one! You hurry back to your place and sit down, aren't you idle, we don't agree to park! ”

"Yes, I don't agree! I don't know what he means! He's not in a hurry, we're in a hurry! ”

"Isn't it, the young people now just like to do all these useless things! What do you want the driver to stop! Out-of-towners! Isn't it scary to walk the winding mountain road? ”

"No, if you're afraid, don't take a bus, buy a train ticket, don't bother the driver there, we are still in a hurry, even if a child makes trouble, adults also make trouble, I don't know if it's a man or a woman, a sissy."

I was so angry with them that I was about to open my mouth when I heard a female voice among them shouting, "Ah! Maggiolong! He's Ma Jiaolong!! ”

These passengers looked at the source of the sound one after another, and their faces were full of puzzlement: "Who is Ma Jiaolong!" Celebrities. ”

That girl is about twenty years old, and I don't know her, but she looked at me very excitedly: "Are you Ma Jiaolong!" That Onmyoji! It's on the net! ”

Before I could speak, she got up from her position and said, "Believe what he says!" He's an Onmyoji! Anyway, I believe it, Ma Jiaolong! Can you take a picture with me!! ”

I really have a headache, Brother Ma, you can really give me a problem!

The girl seemed to be riding in the car with her boyfriend, so when she saw her girlfriend looking at me with a look, she glared at me with jealousy, and grabbed her girlfriend's arm: "You also believe in the things on the Internet!" That's all a lie! What an onmyoji! I've never seen such a young Onmyoji!! ”

"But isn't it, can he be an onmyoji? In our village, people are too old to do it, otherwise they will cheat money! Also online! That's even more fake! ”

I endured it, glanced at the driver, I reached out and patted his back, seeing that there are still 180 meters to the mountain crossing, now it is difficult to park, and it is even more impossible to turn around on the mountain road!

"Big brother, I don't care if you believe what I said or not, since I caught up with this matter, then I will be responsible for the passengers of this truck."

After speaking, I raised my feet and walked to my position, the driver sneered behind me, and scolded a swear word in a low voice, I let myself choose not to hear, the little girl who recognized me on the way back to the seat was still shouting my name, and the more she called her object, the more she glared at me with a look of wanting to kill me, and the other passengers were speechless to me, but fortunately, they didn't say anything when they saw that I might be gone, after all, none of us knew anyone, I just asked to stop, As long as my request doesn't succeed, then it's as they please.

Zong Bao and I sat in the last row, and now I'm glad that there are only the two of us in the last row, so it's easier for me to do anything, Zong Bao looked at me and still didn't understand: "Jiaolong, why do you park." ”

"Brother Ma reminded that something is about to happen."

I answered in my mouth, but the movements in my hands did not stop, and Zong Bao immediately expressed his enlightenment, "Then what should I do." ”

"Give me a pen and paper."

I whispered to confess, in this process the other passengers on the car still looked back at me from time to time full of vigilance, for fear that I would look like a moth, I put my hand behind the seat to cover, there was no expression on my face, after taking the paper handed over by Zong Bao, I quickly tore out the shape of a villain, and wrote hands and feet on the limbs with a pen, and silently muttered in my mouth, the old fairy is not strange, Jiaolong's move is aimed at saving people, if there is a backlash, I will voluntarily bear it afterwards.

Evil magic, that's right, I'm going to use evil magic, in fact, my magic is at the entry level, I despise these things I can know how much, but it's more than enough to deal with ordinary people, just now I patted the driver's back, in fact, it's just to take his hair and dandruff, my own strength, a tongue, can't say anything about this car of people at all, and I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with them, my Ma Jiaolong's purpose of life is to be able to do as much as possible to defeat the noise, useless.

"Light a cigarette for me."

The driver's hair and dandruff were clamped with the villain, and the mouth was immediately stuffed into a cigarette by Zong Bao, I lit it and I wrapped it in a mouth, silently reciting the name of the three immortals, borrowing the strength of the breath, and then sent the mouth to Zong Bao, he took the cigarette in my mouth, I blew the smoke on the head of the paper man, the driver who was driving in front suddenly coughed, and was happy, okay, put his hand directly on the paper man's feet, and read silently in his mouth: "Listen to my call, Jiaolong has an order, the mountain crossing, one foot brake, fast execution!" ‘

'Wow'!!!

"Oops!!"

"Oh maa!! Slow down!! ”

"OMG!! Bang me on the head!! “

"How do you drive?!!!

The moving car stopped suddenly, because the speed of the previous drive was very fast, so the driver's foot brake stepped down to produce a huge inertia, pushing the whole person to bounce forward, coupled with the slippery road, the tires rubbed the road violently and traveled more than ten meters before it completely stopped, at this time the people in the car have been twisted and crooked, complaining, I opened the window to take a look, just right, just at the crossing of the mountain, that is, the position at the bottom of the mountain, breathe a sigh of relief, I handed the paper man to Zongbao, whispered: "burned." ”

The driver also hit his head, rubbing his head for a long time and couldn't react, I really have no way to use this kind of evil tricks, but as long as I have a little idea, I won't touch the evil arts, first of all, I suffered a big loss when I was a child, and I don't need to go into detail, and secondly, it's the problem of my self-requirements, so I feel more or less guilty when I look at this driver being scolded by everyone now.

I was just about to stand up with my chair propped up, when the sloppy driver suddenly turned around and glared at me: "Are you the hell!" ”

His voice made the passengers who were scolding him in the car stunned, but the driver got up directly: "I heard your voice swaying in my ears just now, and my feet suddenly became bad, as if someone pressed me to step on the brakes!" ”

I was shocked, how could he hear my voice, and suddenly remembered that I was in such a hurry just now that I forgot to use the blood protection spell! The evil magic really made it unfavorable!

The passengers were naturally made even more confused by the driver, and looked back at me and then at the driver with grinned teeth, and for a while no one knew who the responsibility should be on the head, but the little girl in her twenties shouted again: "I just said that he is an onmyoji, a very powerful onmyoji, I know him!" He also fought zombies!! ”

"He was the one who made the hell just now! I see him sitting in the back and doing something sneaky! As soon as he smoked just now, the driver's eldest brother coughed so well! That's him! He is the kind of person who engages in crooked ways as the goddess of our village said!! ”

The 'enthusiastic' passengers testified again, for a while, I was on the cusp again, and sighed silently in my heart, Brother Ma, you know that a person's life is easy to save, but how difficult it is to save the life of a car, to be honest, who is not in a hurry to hurry, I am not idle and have nothing to do to get off the car to see the scenery, why no one understands me!

As soon as the voice of the little girl and the passenger who could testify that I had tampered with the driver came out, dozens of other passengers in the car exploded and glared at me: "Get out of the car!" Get him off! Don't let him hurt us all here!! ”

The driver rubbed his head and then opened the car door, and looked at me viciously: "Damn, what an onmyoji, it's harmful!" Get lost! I won't pull you anymore! ”

I didn't want to say a word, I looked at the open car door and then glanced at Zong Bao: "Let's go!" ”

Zong Bao is naturally indignant, I never need to doubt that he is facing me, although he obviously can't withstand the hundreds of pairs of eyes in this bus, but he still has a whole face, and he is angry with himself: "Let's get off the bus, don't regret it!" ”

"Get out!" The driver was angry, and he couldn't wait to copy the wrench in his hand: "Didn't you hear the car behind you honking in a hurry, don't delay the time of all of us, who wants to get off the car hurry up and get off now, Lao Tzu won't wait!" ”

"Mom, I'm going to get out of the car too, I'm ......"

The little girl of five or six years old was very strong and wanted to go with me, but she was so young that her mother covered her mouth and controlled her legs, and she couldn't roll even if she wanted to.

"Ma Jiaolong, I'll go with you, I believe in you!!" The 20-year-old girl was still calling at me for nothing, pulling out her phone to take a picture of me while pushing her boyfriend to come out.

But her boyfriend is obviously not a vegetarian, his body is straight and blocked, and he glared at the girl with gritted teeth: "You dare." ”

I don't care, I don't even count who gets off with me, since I've done this, it's clear that this car can't go, regardless of whether there are other cars blocking behind it, whether I'm obstructing traffic or what, anyway, my purpose now is not to let everyone get on the winding mountain road, thinking, I raised my feet and got off directly, outside the car is a light rain, a little heavier than just now, I don't care about these, looking at Zong Bao who came up directly to the front of the car and standing.

'Didi!! ’

The driver turned on the door and just wanted to start, but when he raised his eyes and found that I was standing in front of the car blocking the road, my face was full of anger, and the sound of 'Didi' kept ringing-

I slightly sideways my face, saw that I took the bus after slowly stopped the long queue, including two with my car capacity of the same passenger car, this road is really not wide, that is, an uphill road, fortunately the downhill road for safety is not opened together, is branched out, I am not worried that someone wants to go up from the downhill road, plus the stone gate behind the crossing is specially made, it can also accommodate just the width of a bus, the mountain road is dangerous, from the stone gate into it is equivalent to going around the mountain to open up, Although I also know that Brother Qi is waiting for me on the other side of the mountain, but for Brother Ma, no, it can be regarded as dozens of lives in this car, I can only block it here, and if I want to pass, then I can only press it over.

'Didi'!!

'Didi, Didi!! ’

The sound of the car whistle comes and goes, not only the bus in front of me, but also the sound of many cars behind, from the sound of the car whistle, you can judge everyone's anxious mood at the moment, but I can't help it, go up and definitely overturn, otherwise Brother Ma can't say that the voice of the soul is too heavy, it's really easy for me to be an onmyoji!

Zong Bao gently touched me beside him: "Jiaolong, you get out of the way, don't hit you with red eyes this driver, I'll just take it here." ”

The rain was not heavy, but the clothes on my body were already soaked after a while, and I turned my face and glanced at Zong Bao: "Don't let me be so moved, don't worry, he didn't dare to drive into me, he just called the whole car down and beat me, and he didn't dare to kill me and make himself responsible, he didn't have that much courage." ”

The sound of the car horn became louder and louder, and Zong Bao looked at me and frowned: "How did you end up at that moment, there are so many cars blocked behind here." ”

I shrugged, "Wait for the police, I don't think it's a big crime to obstruct traffic, I can't watch this bus overturn on the winding road, or, let's see if Brother Ma will give me any hints in a while?" This time I helped him with his errands, and if it was done, he should be regarded as owing me a personal favor, and I will hold up for a while, this account is a good deal. ”

Zong Bao sighed: "The key is that this matter is thankless, who would have thought that you would be for the bus not to overturn, hey......"

As he was talking, the people who were stuck in the back of the bus got down, and they all looked angry: "What's the matter!" Why is this car still blocked! After a while, the rain is heavy, and it is even more difficult to open on the road!! ”

I stepped back slightly and glanced at Zong Bao: "Will the two of us be beaten by the group." “

Zong Bao looked at me speechlessly: "What do you say?" ”

I actually laughed: "If I am beaten up again, Brother Ma, will I owe me more?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the bus door in front of me also opened, and the driver led most of the people in the car out, and the voice was a mess, and the driver of the bus was anxious to explain the reason to the people who came up behind, and stretched out his hand to point at me, which meant that my neuropathy delayed everyone's time, and stuck in front of the car without moving.

The passengers who came down all stretched out their hands to me, telling me to get out of the way quickly, so as not to delay them going home or relatives.

The driver of the bus took the trouble to explain to everyone that the big snot on my body was thrown by him layer after layer, and finally he added branches and leaves, saying that I was sick, I kept letting him stop, and I was crooked to intimidate them!

These people were angry, spitting stars with light rain flying in front of my eyes, one by one eager to come forward to cut me, I thought that my head was enough, but I didn't see the tail of the crowd when I tiptoed, it was densely packed with human heads, and I felt all kinds of sighs in my heart, this thing was really big.

Some people began to shout to call the police, to arrest me for hurting others and not benefiting themselves, and some people shouted loudly to beat me, saying that I would be honest if I beat me, like me is itchy skin, Zong Bao protected me behind him, looking ready for battle: "Don't you don't know what to do!" Jiaolong is for your own good! Do you know what the consequences will be if you go on this mountain road!! ”

"Lao Tzu has been walking this mountain road for more than ten years! Nothing ever happened to you! In the past, when the road was bad, it was fine! Damn it! You're just here to delay everyone's time! ”

"That's right! Some say he's an onmyoji! Maybe he's trying to scam everyone out of their money!! ”

I sighed behind Zong Bao, I cheated money? Can I offend these 100 or so people in order to cheat some money, I have to tear me up and cheat money, although I really can't explain this matter, but I can't calm down.

"It's not easy to cheat money! How many traffic jams are there!! We're driving long distances! A car full of people is consumed because he is here!! ”

"Call the police!! Call the police!! ”

"I think he just owes !! beating"

The crowd shouted and rushed towards me and Zong Bao, knowing what is the strength of many people, it is the situation that we are pushing and shoving with Zong Bao against hundreds of people at this moment, it is simply powerless, before I shouted to let Zong Bao run, Zong Bao was very powerful and awe-inspiring, these people immediately surrounded him, and a chaotic fist sound came out, I wanted to go up and pull them away, a large number of people rushed up and surrounded me, and I don't know who kicked out a shadowless kick, which kicked my thigh at that time, I sat down on the ground with a muffled grunt, shielded my head against the raindrops of fists and shouted, "Brother Ma!!! ”

I can't do this kind of thing anymore! It's really thankless and beaten!!

Just when I was about to collapse, 'boom'!! There was a loud bang, and there was a thunderstorm in the sky, and the fist on his body stopped immediately, to be honest, except for the thigh at the beginning, it didn't hurt too much, after all, there were too many people to hit me, and many people were squeezing around, and no one was very good at squeezing around.

I gasped and slowly let go of the hand protecting my head, sometimes you have to fight with strength, you have to make all the muscles in your body tight, otherwise it will really hurt!

'Boom'!! It was raining lightly and it was another thunderstorm, but after the thunder, it was actually a 'bang'!! There was a loud bang, as if something had been split, and not only did these people stop hitting me, but their eyes also looked in one direction.

I rubbed my teeth and rubbed my shoulders to stand up, and looked at them in the eyes, it was a mountain road, as we all know, the mountain road is coiled on the mountain, at this time, the day is probably because of the thunder is a lot overcast, but the line of sight is not restricted, especially with the lightning that winds like a dragon is able to see the scene in front of the door, the visual inspection should be at the top of the mountain, a huge round stone actually rolled down from the top of the mountain, it should be thunder, I opened my eyes wide, not overturned...... This is a catastrophe......

Then, before I could react, a loud bang accompanied by lightning slashed to the top of the mountain again, and the ground under my feet suddenly trembled for a while, and the heavy rain fell head-on, but the lightning made the sky bright, and the sound of rumbling mud and rocks tumbling was endless, and the wind was blowing, and as far as the eye could see, countless large and small stones poured out from the top of the mountain with muddy water, and I opened my mouth slightly: "It's a mudslide......

The footsteps couldn't help but retreat, seeing the muddy water pulling more and more, accompanied by the sound of stones rolling down, this kind of natural disaster is particularly frightening, the reason why it becomes a catastrophe is that the energy is extremely large, no one can stop it, seeing the big tree that was watered by the muddy water was broken at the waist, I shouted while retreating: "Run!!! ”

This sound is definitely the effect of the starting pistol, like an earth-shattering 'snap'! Some people in the car are also crowded to get off the car to run back on the road, it can be said that they abandoned the car and fled, for a time thunder, rain, women and children cried, and the voice of men calling their daughters-in-law filled the ears.

Zongbao was still sitting on the ground, and I stepped forward and grabbed the duffel bag with one hand and grabbed him with the other: "Hurry up!" ”

"It's fine." Zong Bao's was rare and calm, sitting in the rain, the corners of his mouth were beaten black: "The vision will pull the distance, in fact, the mudslide can't rush here." ”

"I know!" I tugged at him: "Don't you get out of here while you're in trouble!! ”