Updated: 2011-05-30

Chapter 35: Brother Ying's True Identity

This kind of smile is something that Wu Ling'er doesn't usually have, and she is either a nymphomaniac or a ...... Nymphomaniac, thinking of this, Brother Ying suddenly had a black line, this guy, it seems that the happy laughter is all in the nymphomaniac, for her, in addition to the nymphomaniac, there is really only a nymphomaniac, no wonder she usually always scolds her woman. I don't know who influenced her to become like this!

Just thinking like this, a slightly delicate woman suddenly appeared in Brother Ying's mind, and after thinking of this woman, Brother Ying sighed: "Sure enough, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked!" "Wu Ling'er has such a superb aunt, how can she not become what she is now?

Wu Ling'er slept until more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and she slowly opened her eyes and stretched a big lazy waist: "It's so comfortable!" ”

"Of course you're comfortable!!" Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er with a black line: "Since you are awake, do you want to consider helping me wash this dress?" "It's a good piece of clothing, there are at least two palm-sized pieces of saliva on it, this guy, just sleep, and keep muttering: "Handsome guy, Xiao Zhengtai, tsundere......" and then drooled while talking, so angry that Brother Ying almost slapped her away.

Wu Ling'er glanced up at Brother Ying, and then looked at herself again, only to find that she was sleeping in Brother Ying's arms, her face turned red, and her eyes began to glow stars: "Handsome guy, I will be responsible for you, not to mention washing a piece of clothing, even to help you wash clothes for a lifetime, I am also willing!" ”

Facing such a nymphomaniac Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying simply withdrew his hand and sat up from the bed: "Idiot woman! Are you still awake or haven't taken your medicine? Do you want me to get you a doctor? ”

The dozing of Wu Ling'er by Brother Ying's roar woke up all of a sudden, and she only then reacted, the handsome guy who was holding herself just now was Brother Ying of her own family, she sat up from the bed with a smile and reached out to hook Brother Ying's neck: "What?" Are you jealous or embarrassed? Feel relieved! Since you have slept with this girl, then this girl will definitely be responsible for you!! ”

Seeing Wu Ling'er so arrogant, a faint evil smile suddenly appeared on Brother Ying's face, and he stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Wu Ling'er's waist: "Responsible? How are you going to be responsible? ”

From Brother Ying's eyes, Wu Ling'er saw the contempt, her head was hot, and she actually leaned up and pecked Brother Ying's mouth lightly: "This is responsible!" After saying that, she let go of Brother Ying and wanted to escape.

How could Brother Win, who was insulted, suffer? The hand around Wu Ling'er never relaxed, but tightened it: "No, the kiss is not like this!" Let me teach you! After speaking, his lips had already covered Wu Ling'er's lips, gently picking up the warmth on Wu Ling'er's lips.

Wu Ling'er stared at Brother Ying with big eyes, as if she couldn't believe that this was true, as if she understood Wu Ling'er's thoughts, Brother Ying slightly moved his lips and said to Wu Ling'er: "This time, it's not a dream!" After speaking, he kissed Wu Ling'er's lips again, and gently pried her teeth open with his tongue while she was dazed......

More than a minute passed, and Brother Ying let go of Wu Ling'er, who was kissed by himself and could barely stand upright: "woman!" Is this satisfying? ”。

Wu Ling'er didn't know if it was because Brother Ying's kissing skills were too strong or because she was too long and she was short of oxygen, she looked at Brother Ying in a daze: "Why?" ”

"What, why?"

"Why are you kissing me?"

Brother Ying tilted his head and frowned, thinking, this guy won't be stupid by me, right?

Sure enough, Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with a stupid expression: "Don't you hate me very much?" Why kiss me? ”

"Who said I hate ......" Brother Ying stopped as soon as he was halfway through his sentence, but after seeing Wu Ling'er's expression, he finally sighed: "Okay, idiot woman, sometimes you are really angry, I really want to beat you to death with a tail!" But...... For the sake of you crying so badly for me that day, I decided to get along with you! ”

Wu Ling'er still had an expression that she didn't understand: "Get along well? That means you won't scold me in the future? Don't you have a bad tongue on me? ”

"Are you an idiot? How can it be? Brother Ying glared at Wu Ling'er: "Give me less inches!" I'm willing to stay by your side, and as a witch pet, you should burn high incense! You still want to point fingers at me, itchy skin? ”。 After speaking, as if he was still angry, he reached out again and patted Wu Ling'er on the head. Sure enough, it's quite fun to shoot people's heads, no wonder Wu Ling'er always liked to play his head at that time, and now he can finally take revenge.

Wu Ling'er had a curious baby's expression: "Then tell me what kind of animal you used to be?" I don't believe there is an earthworm as strong as you! Otherwise, you're a heteromorphic earthworm! ”

"You're an alien! An alien in human skin! Brother Ying knocked on Wu Ling'er's head again before saying, "Do you know that earthworms have another name?" ”

Wu Ling'er nodded: "When I called you out, I asked my mother, there are many other names for earthworms, there are called meanders, meanders, Mingzhu, Qiu moths, stupid moths, moths, silkworms, cold worms, and the most bullshitty is called song girl." He also said that the earthworm could sing, saying that it turned out that the earthworm and the shrimp were good friends, and the shrimp had no eyes, so he asked the earthworm to borrow his eyes to go out to play, who knew if he would return the loan, so the earthworm would sing in the field every night 'Brother shrimp, Brother shrimp, lend my eyes and give it back to me!' "At that time, I was worried that Brother Win, would you be blind too!!" ”

Listening to Wu Ling'er talking a lot, Brother Ying is black line: "Apart from these, you don't have anything else?" ”。

"Yes, yes! I'm curious why there are so many silkworms in your aliases, but you are relatives?!! ”

"Wu! Insult! Child!!! Why don't you die?!! Even if he knew that Wu Ling'er was angry with himself, Brother Ying couldn't help but get angry. Sure enough, when Wu Ling'er saw Brother Ying getting angry, she immediately laughed happily: "Who told you to bully me just now?" Okay, I said, the most common nickname for earthworms is the Earth Dragon, don't tell me you're really a dragon! ”

"Nonsense! Have you ever seen a white earthworm? ”。 Brother Ying replied to Wu Ling'er angrily and then ignored her.

After Wu Ling'er heard Brother Ying's words, she looked incredulous, and after a while, she pounced on Brother Ying's back: "You ......"

Before poor Wu Ling'er finished speaking, Brother Ying had already thrown her directly to the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall, and then raised his foot to make up for it, and when he saw the person on the ground, he reacted: "What are you crazy about?" "What are you kidding? The people who can survive in that world have gone through trillions of battles, if he hadn't stayed here in the past few years and honed his skills, he could have killed Wu Ling'er with one kick just now!

Wu Ling'er, who fell to the ground, had a bitter face: "Okay, I usually fall handsome guys, but today I finally suffered retribution, you fell by Brother Win!" It turns out that the over-the-shoulder fall of the conditioned reflex is so sharp? I've seen it today! ”

Brother Ying was a little embarrassed to help Wu Ling'er up: "Who told you to pounce on my back with a convulsion!" Do you think you're the only one in the world who can be reflexive? ”

Wu Ling'er sat on the bed depressedly: "But you also fell too hard!" After speaking, she moved her neck: "It's good that there is a carpet, otherwise, you will hurt me and see what you do!" ”

"Cold salad! What do you want to do? Or do you think the guys out there can do anything to me? Brother Ying's indifferent expression was so angry that Wu Ling'er wanted to pinch his face, but when she saw his handsome appearance, she was a little reluctant, so in order not to make herself miserable, she had to change the subject: "Are you really a dragon?" Then when you were summoned by me, how did you look like an earthworm? ”

Brother Ying rolled his eyes at the sky: "What's so strange about this?" Ji Tsai doesn't look like a sparrow yet? He's the famous Phoenix Yulan! As soon as you summoned him, he became a hairless sparrow Jizai! Do you think he can be good with you? ”。

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment, and simply fell on the bed: "Dream!" I must not have woken up yet!! My brother Ying is a little white dragon, my Ji Zai is a blue phoenix, and my little flower is the peony flower king. I'm definitely dreaming, it's also too yy, it's definitely not true!! ”