Chapter 19: I Don't Believe Anyway
Before Su Qian could answer, Gao Shiman said to himself: "Anyway, I don't believe it. ”
"Oh?"
"I'll tell you, I can look at the face" Gao Shiman began to sober up as soon as he gossiped, "I see people very accurately, basically I can see that eight or nine are not far from ten, and they are born from the heart" She had seen a video before, specializing in physiognomy, and what she remembered most clearly was that the video talked about women's buckteeth, which was a sign of strong libido, and she laughed for a long time.
Because when I was in my hometown, there was an aunt-level neighbor, because she married her neighbor's grandfather for the second time, so the seniority went up, and Gao Shiman called her Grandma Zhu, which is a big bucktooth. This man is extremely narrow-minded, always comes to borrow things, and always forgets to return them when he borrows; Whoever gets a new haircut or wears a new dress, she will be sarcastic for a long time; The most hateful thing is that she often throws the medicine bottles, garbage, and cigarette butts that she has finished taking medicine into the courtyard of Gao Shiman's house through the courtyard wall, and Gao Shiman's mother hates her deeply. Once I told her that Grandma Zhu was not, when it came to Xingtou, he said with schadenfreude: "Don't look at her marrying an old man, the interest is not small, your Zhu Ye is old, and he sleeps in the front compartment, but she often shouts to the old man in the room, you come to the sand...... The old man ignored her, and she was still screaming half a big man, which was really disgusting. ”
Originally, Gao Shiman didn't think about it, and he didn't know what his mother meant, but then his mother glanced at her and said, "I miss a man!" She almost burst out laughing. Later, when I watched that video like that, I was a little convinced.
The video also says that a man with thick lips is kind, and in Gao Shiman's opinion, the fact is the same, Su Qian looks Zhouzheng, has slightly thick lips, and his eyes are gentle and clean, how can a man with this kind of face be a person who rejects his wife, like a certain male star in Taiwan, his eyes are red all day long, and he doesn't cry and often tears, which is the real sign of punishment.
"Born from the heart, this is true" Su Qian's head agreed.
"The real appearance of punishment is the kind of person who has high cheekbones, thin lips, and does not cry and often tears, and the two eyes are not of average size, they are always red, and you don't meet any of these symptoms, who gave you the name of An's wife, it's really a mess" Gao Shiman remembered that there were more than a dozen of his wife's appearances, but she only remembered these easier to remember, and poured them all out.
Su Qian's eyebrows fluttered when she heard what she said here, and she didn't know where she saw it, so she couldn't help asking, "How did you know that you would still meet each other?" ”
"I've never eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run, I read it in the book, I think there is some truth." She said that there was some truth in her mouth, but in fact, she was still somewhat convinced.
In the past, when she first went to work, there was a middle-aged cashier in the office, and she always told the assistant accountant that she was a "villager", Gao Shiman listened to her as a mouthful of Wuhan dialect, she was old, and she was indeed a countryman, and she was a newcomer, so she was too lazy to care, and then the cashier didn't mind her, and even called her a villager in front of her.
Later, the company on Oracle's software, they worked overtime every day, and one night they put her down on the side of the road at the female cashier's house, but she didn't expect her father to wait on the side of the road, and he was in a hurry to die in Xianning words, and he only had to give Gao Shiman to death at that time, and it turned out that this cashier was a country man like her.
Later, Gao Shiman quietly paid attention to her, almost forty years old and no children, crowded with her husband and her parents, and later when Gao Shiman bought a house, she also laughed at Gao Shiman's moisture on the first floor, and she was almost forty years old without a house and laughed at other people's poor houses, Gao Shiman was really drunk. Later, I found that her mouth was pulled downward in the shape of a figure-eight, and secretly said that this person must be a mean person, so Gao Shiman believed what he said about the face.
The past flashed through her mind, and she continued to speak generously: "Some people are kind and kind-eyed, and the kind eyes must be the high monk or the great good person, and it is not this face that is in charge of the prison; The thief with the eyebrows and rat eyes must also be the gentleman on the beam, and he will not be the saint today; The dragon and phoenix must also be the delicate and noble person, and it must not be a small person in the market......"
Su Qian couldn't help laughing out loud, Gao Shiman looked at the corners of his hooked mouth and the slender dimples on his cheeks, and was a little stupid for a while. Su Qian stretched out his hand to her head and patted her lightly and said, "Don't talk about today's saint anymore, be careful of being listened to by others one day, you feel good." ”
Gao Shiman couldn't help but be very impressed when he saw his frivolous behavior, and accidentally popped out of his mouth: "How did your wife die?" As soon as the words came out, Gao Shiman almost gave himself a mouthful, why did he suddenly ask such an underwhelming question at such a warm moment?
She secretly hated that she couldn't control her brain, and hurriedly squeaked, "You...... You don't mind if you didn't ask me anything. ”
Su Qian listened but looked at her suspiciously: "Wife? Do you mean my ex-wife? Gao Shiman looked at Su Qian's face carefully, and there didn't seem to be anything wrong, so he nodded stubbornly.
Su Qian sneered: "You really want to know? Gao Shiman glanced at Su Qian, and nodded again. She felt that she was so wretched, she wanted to know just to know, what to be afraid of, and the worst result was just that people didn't say it.