Chapter 210: The Gutter Capsizes
"Your ability to sow discord is very clumsy!" Wang Jiao smiled and said, "Since you don't want to say it, then I won't ask." ”
"Then I thank you!" I took a sip of water and told her, "Keep asking, I'll still have the same answer." Because I'm not going to lie to you. ”
"Flim Flam!" Wang Jiao picked up hellokitty beside her and asked me, "You don't plan to stay here all the time, do you?" Even if I'm the CEO, I can't always stay at home, and there are still a lot of things I need to deal with in the company. ”
"I can't give you an answer to this myself, so I'll have to discuss it with my buddies." I thought about it for a while and asked Wang Jiao: "What is the 'medicine' of the gene you are talking about, and is there any antidote?" If my buddy knew that he had been hacked for no apparent reason, then he would have been stabbed 'provoked'. Originally, the condition of the 'spirit' was unstable, and if you prick it so much, I always feel that it will be a bad thing! ”
"With you, what am I afraid of?" Wang Jiao said with a smile on her face.
"Hey, I found I really can't give you a good face!" I leaned on the sofa and adjusted a comfortable posture to scare Wang Jiao: "The contact time is too short, you may not know what kind of person I am, I do pity the 'jade' than that kid, but this is also a premise, don't get an inch." Between buddy and you, I'm sure I'm going to stand next to the guy I can turn my back to, not you to be on guard at all times. ”
"What you said was too direct, why didn't I see that you pity the 'jade'?" Wang Jiao pursed her lips and said, "I know I can't afford to mess with you, otherwise, I wouldn't have been so seriously injured." ”
I 'sucked' the last sip of water in the cup, smacked my lips, and said to Wang Jiao: "It's good to know, then can you tell me now that you have an antidote?" ”
Wang Jiao shook her head and said, "This 'medicine' is still unstable, otherwise, how can it be so slow?" Why do we develop an antidote to an unstable 'medicine'? Anyway, when the time comes, the 'medicine' will naturally pass. ”
"How long will that take?" I asked.
Wang Jiao thought for a while with her chin in her hand, and said to me: "A needle is about more than five hours, and I don't count how many injections your friend has received!" ”
Damn, Fang Gang's arm at that time would have been ill if he had been seen by a person with dense phobia! How many stitches does that take? I don't know. Rough estimate, how can you get one hundred and eight, five hundred hours? Well, a little more will be a month away.
"Why didn't you say it during the day today!" I asked angrily.
Wang Jiao spread her hands and said, "How dare I, your friend suppressed the effect of the 'medicine' so much, in case I said it, what would he do if he beat me?" ”
"Then how dare you now?" I asked, "Aren't you afraid I'll go upstairs and tell him to go?" ”
"Don't be afraid, now I'm sure that the effect of his 'medicine' has taken effect." Wang Jiao's smile is completely a little devil in my eyes.
I asked curiously, "Why are you so sure?" ”
"Because there's a catalyst!" Wang Jiao smiled and said: "And you really give face, you don't have any 'waste' fees, you eat them all!" ”
"......?!" I looked at Wang Jiao with wide eyes, and asked her in disbelief, "You're too unsophisticated, aren't you?" Sun Erniang? Poisonous in the dish? ”
"It's not a poison, it's a catalyst. There is 'medicine' in the top of the world! Wang Jiao smiled and said: "But it doesn't matter, for people who don't have a hidden weapon, it has no effect." ”
"You're too dangerous." I think it's a little scared, it's just a catalyst, if it really gives us some kind of 'medicine'...... Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, even if I ate too much and wanted to sleep, Fang Gang and I wouldn't suddenly be sleepy like that. Could it be that this catalyst also has a hypnotic effect?
I asked Wang Jiao: "Catalyst can also be used as a sleeping 'medicine'??" ”
Wang Jiao shook her head and said, "That's what I put it in!" It's a real sleeping pill, not a catalyst! ”
"My day!" I looked at the innocent little girl in front of me and suddenly felt that she was simply a wolf grandmother, "What else did you put in it?" ”
I'm starting to worry about myself.
Wang Jiao shook her head and said, "It's a normal condiment, I promise there is nothing else." ”
"Looks like we can't let you do that." I said with trepidation: "I have to tie you up, I found that the blood baby is not reliable, it didn't even remind us." ”
Wang Jiao rolled her eyes and said, "The blood baby doesn't know if I put 'flower' pepper material or sleeping 'medicine', but it wants to remind it that it has to know what it is!" ”
"Fang Gang's goods are too careless." I looked at Wang Jiao with my eyes open and said, "If it were me, I would definitely let you try the dishes first!" ”
"You two are virtuous." Wang Jiao said: "I tried the dishes one by one in front of him, otherwise do you think he can eat so assured?" ”
"You're so hard!" I said to Wang Jiao: "It seems that you really have to suffer a little, you have betrayed our trust in you!" ”
As soon as Wang Jiao heard me say this, she immediately 'revealed' a pitiful expression and asked me: "For the sake of what I told you, can you not treat me like that?" I'm also here to protect myself, you are two wolves, I am a little sheep, I am very nervous in this environment, so you can understand my heart to turn you into sheep! ”
"What the hell is this logic?" I glanced at Wang Jiao, and just wanted to criticize her, but suddenly felt that what she said just now was a little wrong, I frowned, and asked sharply: "What does it mean to be considerate of your heart to turn 'we' into sheep?!" ”
Wang Jiao pointed to the water cup in front of me with her hand and said, "You drank it yourself." ”
I rub-
I glanced at Wang Jiao dumbfounded, and squeezed out four words from between my teeth: "The water is poisonous?" ”
Wang Jiao nodded: "Hmm! ”
I stood up suddenly, suddenly felt my legs go limp, and then fell on the sofa, I didn't realize that I had no strength at all before I knew it.
I urged the Mud Pill Palace, but found that there was a barrier outside the Mud Pill Palace, and my consciousness could not be connected at all.
Damn, I'm still chatting with her so happily, I don't even see that she's stalling for time!
Wang Jiao blinked, looked at me pitifully, and said, "Wan Qishui, don't blame me." Who made you so good. With just one move, I was seriously injured, and I had to give you fierce 'medicine'! Be considerate of me. ”
I stared at Wang Jiao with my eyes like knives, and secretly said in my heart that this is really a green bamboo snake mouth, and a wasp tail needle. Neither of them is poisonous, and it is the most poisonous to the hearts of women.
Fang Gang is right, this chick is too good at acting. looks innocent and lively that is harmless to humans and animals, but behind the scenes, she is an authentic Pan Jinlian, who has given me and Fang Gang 'medicine'.
Now the situation has completely reversed, first we kidnapped people, and now we have become fish and 'meat'. The corner 'color' changed several times a day, and I was also drunk.
"Now what do you want to do with us?" I asked, holding back my anger.
"It's not that I want to do anything to you, it's that I'm afraid that you will do something to me." Wang Jiao said: "How good it is now. I can't be interested in you, and you can't do it if you want to do it against me. If you want to stay here, then you can live there, and I will not charge you rent, but in order to avoid unnecessary gossip, I will have to quit the nanny. The two of you are responsible for all the housework at home, and you should be repaid for 'mixing' eating and drinking with me for nothing. ”
"You still have a nanny at home?" I frowned, "Where?" ”
"I don't know if it's your luck or my luck today, the nanny asked for leave to visit relatives." Wang Jiao said: "But I will come back the day after tomorrow." So I'm going to have to call her tomorrow and tell her not to come. ”
"I'm wiping, we still robbed the nanny job?" I said with a smile in my eyes.
Wang Jiao shrugged her shoulders and said, "Then what's the way, there are inexplicably more men in my family, which makes others know, and they think I'm going to do something." I've got to think about my reputation, right? ”
"I can't do housework, and I don't want to." I didn't feel angry and said, "Well, we'll leave tomorrow." Don't bother you anymore! I hope you don't take it to heart this time, let's get together and disperse, goodbye or friends. ”
"That's not going to work." Wang Jiao shook her head slightly, rejected my proposal, and said, "What do you think of my family?" Come when you want, go when you want? ”
As soon as I heard her tone of voice, I asked, "So what do you want?" Killing people is not enough to nod the ground, the water is wet over the ground, and it is not possible to spare people? ”
"I don't have to be difficult for you, but I have one condition." Wang Jiao said with a smile: "As long as you agree to my conditions, then everything will be solved, I promise that it will not be difficult for you, we can still play happily together!" ”
"The ring can be given to you!" I said in a hurry.
Wang Jiao glanced at me: "This was originally mine." Do you still need to give? Didn't you hear what Fang Gang said? If you don't activate the ring without my hand, then wait for death. Second Miss's temper is not as good as mine, she won't bother with you so much! ”
"Then what conditions do you want to ask me?" I asked, frowning.
"I'm looking for talent, and I hope you can stay and help me with things." Wang Jiao smiled and said: "If you agree to this small condition for me, then I will definitely meet you." I will definitely not treat you badly, and with the ability of the two of you, I believe that you will at least reach the level of the Aobe. ”
"Damn, we both kidnapped you, is it Qingbu?" I smiled and said, "I thought it was super purple at least!" ”
"I'm not in this position because of how good I am. Otherwise, do I need so many people to protect me? Wang Jiao said with a smile: "Don't be limited to a certain aspect of knowing a person's ability, that's too narrow." If I'm an agency here, will I think you can't do it because you can't sing? What if you know how to act? Even if you can't, you can match Superman's abilities? So don't think that the level of our company is divided according to actual combat ability, many people in the blue department may only be a little stronger than ordinary people, but in other aspects, they are absolutely outstanding. ”
"And what are you capable of?" I asked curiously.
Wang Jiaoliang laughed: "If you have a chance, you will see it." ”
"Give you a night to think about it, as if agreeing, and we'll continue to talk tomorrow morning. If you don't agree......"
"What's wrong?" I asked, squinting my eyes.
"Then stay until you agree!" Wang Jiao smiled at me, stood up and left.
"Damn!" I shouted at her back, "Haven't you heard that?" ”
"Which word?" Wang Jiao stopped and asked me curiously.
I told her, "Twisted melons aren't sweet!" ”
Wang Jiao let out an "oh" and said, "I've always believed in another sentence." ”
“……”
"'Fine' sincerity goes, and the gold and stone are open." Wang Jiao smiled at me and said, "I believe that as long as the deep iron pestle is sharpened into a needle!" ”
"Dio!" I was completely speechless.
Don't want to sleep this night! I softly 'touched' the 'door' of Fang Gang's room, and before I could knock on the 'door', I heard him snoring like thunder in the room.
He slept happily!
Bang bang bang - it took a lot of effort to finally call Fang Gang out.
As soon as I opened the 'door', I couldn't help but be angry when I saw his sleepy eyes. When he saw that my face was dark, he 'rubbed' his eyes and asked, "What are you doing?" Why do you slam the 'door' of my room without sleeping in the middle of the night? ”
I walked in without saying a word, Fang Gang closed the 'door' casually, and looked at me suspiciously: "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
"Hmm." I sat on the sofa and said to Fang Gang, "We have been calculated. ”
"Huh?" Fang Gang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked me what was going on.
As soon as I told him the content of the chat with Wang Jiao before, his face turned green.
I asked him if he could get up, and he shook his head slowly.
Yes, it looks like the LED lights won't be able to turn on at any time.
"But I still have a 'yin' god." Fang Gang's green face looks very much like the 'yin' god.
"That's right." I slapped my big 'leg' and hurriedly asked him, "Where is your blood baby?" ”
"I don't know." Fang Gang spread his hands and said, "No contact." ”
"I wipe ......"
"This 'woman' is too ruthless." Fang Gang said while 'touching' his green skin and bright scalp: "I took down my head lowering ghost unconsciously, and I don't feel it at all now." The Buzhou Decamen is still in retreat, and now he has been asked to come out to the meeting. ”
"Don't you still have the bottom of the box?" I reminded him.
Fang Gang pursed his lips and said to me, "If I don't have anything, then it's okay to invite it out." But now I'm an ordinary person, and it's better to invite it out than to wipe our necks ourselves. ”
"What then?" I ran out of ideas for a while.
Fang Gang frowned and thought for a while and asked me, "Where is your immortal family?" Why are there no eight hundred immortal soldiers? Did you lose what they didn't look for? Can you please bring your immortal family out and let them help figure out a way? ”
I told Fang Gang truthfully: "It's not that I haven't thought about this trick, the problem is that I can't contact them at all now, if I ask for it, I need Huang Xiang to guide me." In our current situation, where are we going to make the yellow incense? ”F