The money was pressed and the wine was poured.

A new mattress was laid on the kang, and the red cloth for the hijab was folded and placed on the kang to prepare.

Everything was ready, and there was a call from the vest, and he finally left.

Just like rushing to the field, I inquired about our location and said that I would take a taxi.

About him was about to arrive, Fang Gang went out to meet him at the intersection.

I sat cross-legged on the kang, feeling at a loss for a while.

Because today is too strange, I thought I was going to go out of the hall, why didn't the immortal family all come over early and gather together. I didn't expect that there was no one around me, and I didn't even know what to do with the talisman newspaper.

I shouted for a long time, and no one paid attention to me.

I asked Jin Ying what kind of situation is this, why aren't any immortals there?

Jin Ying told me that this was normal. Moving incense and standing up to the hall is a big deal for the old fairy, how can you come over so without identity? If that's the case, then what else do you need two gods for? The old immortal himself came over to write the hall list.

What the old immortal wants is a face, and this necessary process cannot be omitted. So it doesn't matter if there are no old fairies now, because they are all staying in the mountains. If the drum beats for a while, the gods are tuned together, and there is no old fairy, then it will be troublesome.

Hearing her say this, I was a little at the bottom of my heart, I still have more trust in my master's ability, and he will not release my pigeons at such a critical juncture.

After waiting for a while, Fang Gang came in with a young man in his twenties who was of medium stature, not fat or thin, and in the middle of the night, he also wore a pair of sunglasses and a huge mountaineering bag behind his back.

Jin Ying was very happy to see him, smiled "hehe", and said hello: "Vest, I didn't expect to meet again so soon." ”

Ma Jia was also very happy to see Jin Ying, raised his hand to take off his glasses, and said with a smile: "Yo, what's going on?" Why are they all acquaintances? ”

After saying this, Ma Jia looked into the room and asked me, "Are you Wan Qishui?" ”

I rubbed it on the kang to the ground and nodded at him: "Hello Mr. Ma! ”

Ma Jia waved his hand: "Don't call it that, these are not outsiders, they are all buddies, just call me Ma Jia." Who are these two? ”

"This is my mom and dad." I hurriedly introduced the vest.

Ma Jia exchanged a few words with my parents and my parents, then found a stool to sit down, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a puff, and said to me: "Wan Qian Shui, I have a few words to remind you before moving incense." ”

"Mr. Ma, please speak!" I said with a smile.

The vest spat out a smoke ring and said, "It's called the vest!" ”

"Horse ...... Brother Ma, you are older than me, I always think elsewhere if you call me a vest. I said embarrassedly.

The vest smiled "haha" and said, "It's okay, I don't wear a vest or not, I'm a vest!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, get down to business." The right leg of the vest was on the left leg, and he crossed Erlang's leg and said to me: "First of all, I said that we will move the pole tonight." Moving the pole is also called moving incense, that is, inviting fairies and dancing gods. Why is it called moving poles or incense? It's because of this ......"

As he spoke, the vest took out a wooden stick from the huge hiking bag, which was colored paper, and there was a girl-shaped mouth on the top of the stick, and the vest took this wooden stick and said to me with a smile: "This thing is called a flower pole." What we call moving poles is actually moving flower poles. So why is it called moving incense? It's because of this ......"

The vest broke open the gap at the top of the stick and said, "Three sticks of incense will be inserted on it in a while, so let's call it moving poles and incense tonight." The purpose is to please God! ”

After speaking, the vest put the flower pole on the edge of the kang, and took out a pile of colored paper from the mountaineering bag, and said to me: "Don't look at the colorful pole and think that it is a flower pole, and there will be colorful auspicious clouds and nine lotus flowers hanging on it, otherwise how can the old fairy family fall off the horse?" ”

The vest tore the colored paper with his hand as he spoke, and after a while, he tore the pile of colored paper into a string of beautiful latte art, and hung it on the wooden stick just now, which suddenly made people feel mad.

The red and green latte flowers hung on the wooden sticks, and I felt the hair in my heart......

Ma Jia didn't care about putting the flower pole aside, and then said to me: "Before, we said three hundred incense sticks, talking about three incense sticks on the flower pole, from ignition to burning, during this time, I charge on time, three hundred at a time." For the sake of you and Fang Gang being classmates, and inviting Jin Ying to be the guide master, I won't charge you much money, and second, after not playing with you, I will now invite Xian'er for performance art, let's go according to the old rules, and I will go home to get the drum, which is also brought. ”

As he spoke, the vest took out a sheepskin drum from his hiking bag, and when he took it out, it turned out that there was a string of copper coins with patina hanging on the back of the drum.

When the horse took out the drum, he smiled at me and didn't speak.

Jin Ying stabbed me behind me and said, "Go get forty yuan to press the drum, this is called the drum money." ”

Only then did I understand what the vest meant, and I wanted to suppress the money and say it directly, why did I laugh? Who understands this!

Fortunately, there is Jin Ying, otherwise he wouldn't have to laugh for a night? I don't delay this matter, I don't mention it, his face has to be smiling and cramping.

My mother put forty yuan on the drum, and the vest put down the drum and said to me with a smile: "The guide master not only wants to circle the immortal family and eliminate the idle immortal family of foreign ghosts, but also teaches you these old rules, why I didn't speak, it is because this is the time to test the guide master." ”

Damn, that's what happened! The vest is not very old, but the score is not small.

After putting the drums in place, the vest continued: "I will beat the drums here in a while, and you will have to react." Don't have any mental pressure, relax wholeheartedly, if you can be half asleep in a daze. If you want to shake your body, you can shake it, do whatever you want, don't hold it. If you want to smoke, you can say anything, if you want to smoke, you want to climb the branches, if you want to drink, you want to be angry, if you want to eat eggs, you can find a phoenix, and if you want to drink swill, you will have pimple soup......"

"Drink swill?" Fang Gang shouted on the side: "Why do you still drink swill?" ”

The vest glanced at Fang Gang and said, "This is all impossible, his old fairy does you know if there are any other immortals besides Hu Huang Chang Python Qingfeng Sadness King?" If there is a black god, then you have to ask for swill, can you really give swill to drink? The man still hasn't eaten? So when the time comes, let Auntie get some pimple soup and deal with it. ”

I smiled at the vest and said to him, "There doesn't seem to be such a 'high-level' immortal family in my hall. ”

"Advanced?" Fang Gang asked puzzledly, "How advanced is the Black Demon God?" ”

"Pig fairy!" Ma Jia snorted his eyes and said to Fang Gang: "The pig fairy is here, and it is the black god." You can't hear the little brother joking? ”

Fang Gang pouted: "I don't know!" ”

Ma Jia said to him impatiently: "Just stop looking, don't interject?" There's a lot more to tell! ”

Fang Gang shrugged his shoulders: "Then you say!" ”

Ma Jia continued: "I just said that you don't want to control, but now I say that you want to control." If you don't control it, you're afraid that you won't be able to tie it up, and if you control it, don't let the immortal family do it on you for too long. The current immortal family basically doesn't tie up the dead tricks, and leave your mind to let you understand, so if there is a naughty immortal family for a while, you can persuade it in your heart, and if you can't persuade you, you have to rely on your own willpower. It's normal for the breeze to cry and cry, but you can't cry endlessly, today is the day of registration, not the old days. The Qingfeng sect leader at the entrance of the hall is generally your direct elders, so it's easier to nag up and not finish, you must control it, you can sign up, don't sign up and talk about anything else, you grit your teeth and don't relax, I can send him away in three sentences, but if you don't finish talking, if I send it hard, it will be easy to send thorns, which is what we call a covenant, and it's not good to be in a hurry. ”

"The Huang family came to laugh, clapped and applauded, you can laugh, today is a big day, you are happy, but you can laugh and laugh, and you can't be endless, you still have to sign up first, and then how to be happy, then go back to the camp and then carnival, open a big party and a small party with them."

"Chang python bundles the most sinful, the yin qi is no worse than the breeze, the bones all over the body are scattered, and if you don't pay attention, you will show your magical powers, and you will crawl all over the house and the wall. As soon as the python comes, your whole person is like having no bones, like a snake, where can you slip away. It's quite common, but I don't want you to be like that then, it's too unorthodox. Your old fairy is all particular about people, don't do this shameful thing! Take a disciple to show his magical powers, this is considered his Taoism? ”

"Inside...... Ma Xian, Brother Ma, let me tell you, I don't seem to have the situations you said. I smiled bitterly and said to Ma Jia: "What you said is the precautions for tying up the knots, but they can't tie up my knots, and my knots are all closed." ”

"What?" Ma Jia was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Jin Ying: "You haven't checked his hall before?" ”

Jin Ying was also at a loss, and said to Ma Jia: "I checked, I went to Heaven and Earth Mansion, his hall is a serious hall, and it is indeed the day of his beginning." Why haven't you figured it out yet? ”

I hurriedly explained: "It's not that I didn't get the trick, it's that something happened after the fight, and the trick was closed again." ”

The vest frowned and shouted, "It's a fart when it's closed!" Who is the head of your Huang family? How?! Do you know the rules and orders? Got out without opening the knack? Let's make a poop! ”

"It doesn't affect you, right?" I smiled and said to Ma Jia: "You invite your fairy, I will report my name, but I don't tie it up." ”

The vest "hehe" sneered: "Then what are you still doing on the horse?" You can't sit down, you go out to burn incense and have fun? ”

"You can't say that, can you?" I said to Ma Jia: "Even if I don't sit down, my mountain gate is fully open, and it is not a problem to communicate with the fairy family!" ”