Su Mu stood outside the door, raised his head, a pair of ink-black eyes stared straight at his mother, a shallow flush appeared on his fair and delicate cheeks, like a touch of sunset on the horizon, he opened his mouth, for a long time, and held back a sentence and said: "Men and women don't kiss, she ...... How can she wear my underwear? ”

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There was silence in the room for an instant, and after listening to her son's words, Su Mu's mother couldn't help but roll her eyes, slapped him on the head and said, "Wake up, haven't you watched too many costume TV series recently, ah??" What year is it, tell me!! ”

"2005 ......" Su Mu reached out and touched his head, which had just been beaten by his mother, and whispered back.

"You know it's 2005! It's the twenty-first century! The Qing Dynasty is dead!! Su Mu's mother continued to poke Su Mu's head with her finger and said, "You still have the ability to give and accept kisses with my men and women, and you have the ability to ask your head teacher not to arrange a lesbian table for you!" In the three years since you went to elementary school, how many lesbian tables have changed, count them yourself! ”

"You think I want a lesbian table??" Su Mu held his head in both hands, hiding his mother's fingers, and muttered in a low voice: "Those girls are annoyed, they cry when they touch it casually, I don't want to be at the same table with them at all, okay?" ”

Su Mu's mother listened to his words, looked at him with a hateful expression and said, "I don't care if you want to have a lesbian table, anyway, Xiaoli is your sister, this is something you can't choose, today you just have to borrow if you don't borrow!" ”

"I see...... Can't I borrow it......" Su Mu pursed his lips and said reluctantly.

"It's good to know, and that fingerprint on Xiaoli's face, don't think that if your sister doesn't say it, I won't beat you! I don't have the kung fu to beat you up now, and when I go to school tomorrow to see why the teacher called me over this time, I'll get together and beat you up again! Su Mu's mother glared at him and said fiercely to him.

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After Su Mu heard this, he suddenly wilted and stopped talking.

After teaching her uncompetitive son a lesson, Su Mu's mother turned her head and smiled at Su Xiaoli and said, "Xiaoli, come here, will you sleep with your mother tonight?" The room next door to your brother was put some sundries by my mother, and it hasn't been cleaned up yet, and the furniture I just bought for you will take a while to arrive, and during this time, you will sleep with your mother first, okay?? ”

"yes, okay." Su Xiaoli obediently walked to Su Mu's mother's side, nodded, and answered in a crisp voice.

Su Mu raised his head suddenly, looked at his mother with a surprised expression and said, "Mom, you want to sleep with her??" When I was her age, you didn't want to sleep with me!! ”

"What's wrong, have an opinion? If you have any opinions, you have to keep them for me! Su Mu's mother gave him a blank look and said, "My sister just came to our house, can't you let her at all??" ”

"I didn't ...... No opinion......" Su Mu lowered his head and wrinkled his nose a little unconvinced, he only felt that his position in the family was obviously threatened.