Chapter 496: An Unexpected Surprise
Knowing that he was going to marry back a ghost daughter-in-law, the Zheng family all cried and mourned, and Zheng Tian wanted to run away, saying that he was going to the south, saying that the other party would not find him.
"You two changed the wedding sticker, it's useless for you to run anywhere, do you believe that you get on the car with the front foot, and the other party gets in the car with you with the back foot?"
My words made Zheng Tian stunned, as if he was stupid.
"Thank you, God, I beg you, save our family!" Lao Zheng's daughter-in-law grabbed my arm and begged, so she sent me to kneel.
Her two concubines also looked at me with a pleading face, the matter is here, today it is Zheng Tian, tomorrow it may be their son, no one wants to marry a ghost daughter-in-law back.
"People must marry back, but don't worry, I can keep Zheng Tian safe!" I comforted.
Having said that, Lao Zheng's daughter-in-law was a little more stable, and the mood of the others was a little better.
In fact, the old lady's wish is very simple, that is, to have a granddaughter-in-law who she is satisfied with, let her hold her great-grandson, and if she wants to solve it, it is actually very simple, let the other four grandsons get married as soon as possible and give birth to a great-grandson.
As long as she sees her great-grandson, the old lady will definitely not toss again.
In the afternoon, I inquired about the situation of the Zhang family, and the other party was from the next village, and it was said that she was a good and sensible girl before her death.
However, before life and after death, knowing the book before death does not mean that the person will know the book after death, especially this girl is still dead, what will become of it, no one can predict.
When the time comes, if you can't get along, you can only come hard, and it's a big deal to seal the other party in the tablet, and let Zheng Tian put on a stick of incense every morning and evening, and slowly raise it.
After it got dark, the Zheng family became obviously nervous, and the people in the village also heard about the Zheng family, and most of them went home and closed the doors and windows, for fear of getting into trouble.
There are also a few people who are not afraid of death, and they have come over a long time ago, saying that they want to see and understand.
The so-called don't do or die, marrying a ghost is dangerous, I've already left it behind, and there are still people who don't take it seriously, and I can't help it.
At eight o'clock in the evening, there was a sudden commotion outside, and a group of people rushed in unexpectedly, all dressed up.
Clothes from the Republic of China to modern times, there is everything, they came in and didn't talk to us, just work and decorate the wedding scene.
Hanging lanterns, posting happy words, from the inside out, it is booming.
The Zheng family would sit together in a group, trembling while looking at this group of people.
The villagers who came to see the excitement couldn't laugh anymore, not to mention anything else, just those paper figures with pale faces but a blush smeared on their cheeks scared them half to death.
At nine o'clock in the evening, there was a joyful suona sound outside, and the team to send off relatives came.
At the same time, there was a soft sound from the coffin in the mourning hall, and the old lady who had been lying in it for two days sat up.
The old lady was so red-faced, she lowered her head and tidied up her clothes, and shouted at Zheng Tian: "Big grandson, the bride is coming soon, why are you sitting here if you don't go to pick up your relatives?" ”
The old lady said as she got up from the coffin.
"Hey!"
Zheng Tian shuddered and stood up.
A few paper figures with blush immediately greeted him, pulled Zheng Tian out, and hung red for him, and it didn't take a minute to pick up Zheng Tian into the state that a groom should be, and hugged him to go out to pick up the bride.
Zheng Tian will be stupid, passively accept everything, his body is stiff, what are those ghosts and paper people doing.
I gave Liangzi a look and asked him to stay here to take care of the Zheng family, while I followed Zheng Tian to pick up the bride.
"I'm coming!"
After a few steps to Zheng Tian, I pushed away the two paper figures holding Zheng Tian's arms.
Several paper figures looked sideways at the same time, their dark eyes revealing a coldness.
"Look at it, look at me and burn you!" I scolded, and the coldness in the paper man's eyes turned into a hint of fear, and he quietly retreated.
"With me, don't be afraid, you will do whatever you are asked to do!"
Holding Zheng Tian's arm, I whispered.
"Hmm!"
Zheng Tian agreed with a hint of crying.
Walking out of the gate, the team of relatives just came to the door, several boys and girls laughed and lit firecrackers, a crackling sound sounded at the gate, and the sedan chair also fell at the same time.
"Carry the bride!"
A matchmaker dressed up shouted at the top of her voice, and I pushed Zheng Tian and motioned for him to step forward.
Zheng Tian staggered over and came to the wedding sedan chair, a pair of arms stretched out from the sedan curtain, wrapped around his neck, and the bride came out.
"The bride is in!"
The matchmaker shouted again and squeezed her eyes at me.
Zheng Tian numbly picked up the bride and walked towards the door.
I got out of the way and watched everything coldly, there were a lot of people in the family to send off relatives, but most of them were soy sauce players, and the people who came were basically paper people.
There were a lot of onlookers, all kinds of people, and in the crowd, I saw the temple spirit, who was squeezed at the end, looking at the excitement timidly.
In addition to the temple spirit, I also saw the horse-faced woman, her face showing an abnormal blue and purple color, surrounded by several middle-aged men and women, who were looking at me with a gloomy face.
I smiled at them, and the whole hall was out to get back on the field.
But they were disappointed, and if they wanted to get back to the field, they couldn't do it today, if anyone made trouble at the wedding, the old lady of the Zheng family would definitely work hard.
I hooked my little finger at them, smiled defiantly, and turned to walk into the yard.
After such a while, the banquet has been set up, and round tables are placed in the courtyard, and all kinds of dishes continue to go up, and the banquet is opened.
Zheng Tian and the bride will stand side by side, under the command of the matchmaker, stiffly carrying out the ceremony.
The old lady sat on a princess chair, looking at everything with a smile, acting as a high hall.
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!"
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
The ritual was very simple, after three prostrations, the matchmaker squinted her eyes and shouted, "Let's go into the cave room!" ”
Zheng Tian walked back involuntarily, but his head was tilted, looking at me vigorously, and the meaning of pleading in it was fully revealed.
"It's okay, do as I say!" I opened my mouth and lip-synced with him.
Zheng Tian, I gave a talisman, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to touch the bride in the cave room, there will be no problem, even if he touches the bride and spends the Spring Festival with the bride, there will be nothing wrong, at most he will be sucked a little yang qi and live a few days less.
The bride and groom entered the cave room, and the atmosphere of the wedding banquet reached the extreme, and the sound of congratulations, the hustle and bustle of eating and drinking, and all kinds of voices were mixed together to reach the extreme.
I didn't care, walked forward slowly, came to the old lady, bent down slightly, and said to the old lady: "The marriage is also over, and the wish is also fulfilled, should you go back to the coffin and lie down in peace?" ”
"You young man is good, you know how to do things, the boss didn't invite the wrong person this time, and it's not difficult for me to do it for you, so go back and lie down!"
The old lady looked at me deeply, got up from the master's chair, slowly returned to the coffin, and after stepping into one leg, she glanced sideways at the courtyard, and waved her hand in a sharp voice: "Okay, let's disperse!" ”
As soon as the words ended, the tables of visitors disappeared in an instant, leaving only some tables and stools made of paper and dishes made of candles.
The old lady smiled with satisfaction, lay down in the coffin, and closed her eyes.
The courtyard that was still noisy just now instantly quieted down, leaving only the Zheng family and the horse-faced girl outside the gate.
"Thank you?" Lao Zheng hurriedly walked over and looked at me anxiously.
"It's fine!"
I waved my hand, briefly said some situations, and at the same time made a request, the third generation of the Zheng family, it is best to find a partner now, otherwise, I do not rule out the possibility of the old lady coming again.
"What about that day?" Lao Zheng's daughter-in-law was still not at ease, so she leaned over and asked.
"I'm watching after this night!" I said softly.
Things have come to this point, there is nothing to say, the daughter-in-law is married to the family, it is unlikely to get rid of it, as long as Zheng Tian bears the pressure and does not sleep with the ghost daughter-in-law, it is not a big deal.
If Zheng Tianjing worm got into his brain and slept with his ghost daughter-in-law, it would be a little more troublesome.
didn't go to bed, when the time came, move the grave of the daughter of the Zhang family into the ancestral grave of the old Zheng family, set up a monument, recognize the status of her big house, everything is easy to say, and even Zheng Tian can marry a wife and have children, and when the time comes, just go to the grave and say that the pillar incense is on.
went to bed, and the grave had to be moved, but it was more difficult to get rid of this ghost daughter-in-law, the so-called marrow eating taste, tasting the taste of a man's yang energy, if you want to give up, it will be difficult.
If this is the case, it can only be hard, just like I designed before, seal this ghost daughter-in-law into the tablet and offer it, there is no shortage of food or drink, and that's it.
In this way, it will be more difficult for Zheng Tian to find a daughter-in-law to have children in the future, come hard, this ghost daughter-in-law must be holding her stomach, how can she Zheng Tian marry a daughter-in-law again?
Saying this, the second and third children of the Zheng family breathed a sigh of relief, as long as their son hurried up, it would be nothing to find a daughter-in-law.
But Boss Zheng was nervous, turning back and forth, glancing at the room from time to time.
Speaking of which, after this time, Zheng Tian will definitely have trouble finding his daughter-in-law.
Regardless of whether he and the ghost daughter-in-law have slept or not, if he looks for a daughter-in-law in the future, there is one thing that has to be explained, that is, he has a ghost daughter-in-law.
The reason is very simple, the daughter-in-law who is looking for is equivalent to the second room, and if you want to enter the door, you have to incense the big room, otherwise, this door will not be able to enter.
Most girls can't accept this, so Zheng Tian is worried about finding a daughter-in-law in the future.
The Zheng family was waiting anxiously outside, and Ryoko and I moved a table outside and took out the ball of yellow paper.
The horse-faced woman didn't know why, but I could tell that she wasn't the main hall.
Serious immortal family, no one will be strong in the body of the younger brother, so the younger brother will definitely not live long.
The few times Ryoko and the horse-faced woman faced off this morning, the horse-faced girl was obviously unconscious at the beginning, and the fairy family controlled her body and did everything.
Now that I'm idle, I'm idle, I want to torture it, what kind of immortal family is mixed up in this hall?
When he opened the yellow paper, the old man came out and immediately begged for mercy, saying, "Daxian, you just let me off as a fart, right?" ”
I glanced at Ryoko, this one knew the times, and before I could say anything, he begged for mercy.
"Tell me, where are you and what's going on in the hall where you are? How many bad things have you done over the years? I asked one after another.
In the morning, looking at the horse-faced girl's appearance of seven disobedience and eight resentment, I knew that she had done a lot of things that lacked virtue, otherwise, Lao Zheng would not be afraid, and the horse-faced woman would not be so arrogant.
"The small one is from the gray family, catching younger brothers, and going out to see a doctor is also to eat a meal, and now the days are getting more and more difficult!"
This guy began to hold grievances as soon as he opened his mouth, and his triangular eyes were full of grievances.
"Mixed food?"
I was amused, and casually carried the red rope in my hand, and warned: "Tell the truth! ”
"I say I say!" It immediately begged for mercy, "I was also instructed to come here. ”
"Who instructed you?" I asked.
Torture this guy, I meant to kill time, but I didn't expect this guy to really have some goods in his stomach, and he really vomited something.
"Second Master of the Liu Family!" This guy spat out four words out of his mouth.
"What?"
I jerked to my feet and looked at the guy with some confusion.
Didn't the second master of the Liu family betray the Liu family? How could you instruct an unsuccessful boy from the Gray family to come here to mess around?