Chapter 5 Soldiers are not tired of deceit

I'm a soldier.

From sunrise to sunset.

Keep pursuing.

I finally found my target in the broadcast room.

Clang...... Clang...... Clang......

A railroad worker is striking a piece of rail with a wooden fish hammer.

This is!

Ferroalloy with a specific gravity of 7.9!

[No, no, no, after iron is alloyed, the specific gravity decreases and the hardness increases. 】

It's turned into steel.

Anyway, don't knock in the hallway.

People thought it was the bell for the end of class.

Although the classrooms we passed were empty.

But maybe it's because they have a tailwind.

The sub-track is like a barrage of Bilibili.

Talk non-stop to the background music of the bell.

After all, this is his work ethic.

We went to the dormitory and stood up.

Instant noodles are still there and no one eats them.

[I told you I wanted to soak my feet. 】

I thought the scent of instant noodles would mask the smell of your feet.

[Hawkers, soldiers are not tired of deceit, don't you also respond to my blackmail again and again. 】

The sword is out of the sheath~!

Actually, you're trying to say that I'm a sword.

I've got someone.

These are the two of them.

Railroad workers!

Clang.

Sub track!

[Hello. 】

Yao Yinzi also walked in from the door with a medicinal smell.

[Ah~ I was tormented by the pharmacist all day today. 】

You have to be patient.

That's how Coca-Cola was born.

So I'm not complaining. 】

Is it.

You're just lamenting that your wife is separated.

Whew.

The Queen of the Underworld eloped with her virginity.

It's completely indifferent to our feelings.

Hm.

After all, virginity is made osteoporosis by carbonated drinks.

And the queen of the underworld is also smelled by the medicine of ginger ale.

Smoked headache and brain fever.

Of course, the smell of the chief's feet is also worth dialectic.

In a word.

Our dorm is full again!

Let's welcome below!

Smell to death!

And!

Mola!

Deodorant!

Captain!

Your savior is here!

Why don't you get down and bow down!

[Well, jumping barefoot from the bed to the concrete floor shook my bones. 】

Yes.

One day I'm going to buy a rug and put it on!

[Oh no, buy a flying carpet so I can levitate in the air.] 】

It's convenient for you to sleep on the top bunk without a bed board, isn't it?

Feet washed.

Had dinner.

A few of them took my 3+2 biscuits and went their own way.

Talking about cookies in the radio room.

I'm going to study in the evening, and I'm going back to the classroom.

During this short break, we went to bed early and lay down.

Head of House.

It was our last night on this bed.

Do you have any testimonials?

[I'll go out later, and by the way, I'll make a bunk on the playground outside, and I won't come back to sleep at night. 】

Don't, don't.

Even you have abandoned me.

I'm the only one left in our steamer-like dormitory.

[This shows that this guest who came to eat xiaolongbao is very good.] 】

Gollum......

Is it like you.

Eat with a gurgling stomach.

[You should also be kind to yourself, and don't grunt with hunger. 】

If left unchecked.

My heart attack will definitely be earlier than my stomach ulcer.

Burst out.

You also wear a vest when you go out to sleep.

Otherwise, I will vomit the next day.

[Don't worry, I had stomach cramps when I was a child, and now I can't pump anymore.] 】

All right.

Let's go find your sleepless lamp pole and make love.

His high-wattage LED bulbs will bake you up.

[You don't understand this, LED is an energy-saving lamp, and it is a goddess of light whose heating ability and luminous ability are inversely proportional. 】

Hm.

Isn't it just a small table lamp with cold light and eye protection?

You're right. 】

Remember to bring a urinal.

[It's not the first time I've slept outside, and you're disgusting when you say it, and then I'll have to vomit today.] 】

Okay, I won't talk about it.

And don't play basketball.

Or you'll die.

【I see……】