Updated: 2011-05-19

Chapter 13: The Ostrich Woman

Shazi finally finished a job in hand, and then he had the energy to listen carefully to Wu Ling'er's phone call, listening to her tone didn't look like a joke: "Okay, give you five minutes, tell me what kind of nightmare it is, if you dare to say anything if you and I get married in the Netherlands, and the priest becomes my husband, I swear that I will write your book eunuch in your book review, and lock your column!" ”

Listening to the threat of the sand, Wu Ling'er ignored it at all: "Honey, I had a dream last night, I dreamed that Brother Ying fell asleep with his arms around me, and then woke up in the middle of the night, and he kissed me!" It's horrible!! How could I have such a nightmare? Did I have a *spring* dream? How can it be? It's winter!! Am I poisoned, my dear? How could I be like this, it's horrible!! I'm ¥%real...... u*%&i*^&%^%#$%!#”

Thinking of this, Shazi suddenly asked, "Ling'er, where is Brother Win?" ”

"I don't care where he is, I've been insulted by him!! If he dares to appear in front of me, I will definitely beat him up!! Wu Ling'er was still holding the phone and screaming, not noticing how depressed the white earthworm on her wrist was.

Shazi patiently persuaded Wu Ling'er on the phone: "Didn't you say it was a dream?" Doesn't it count in dreams, right? It's not like he really kissed you! And if such a handsome guy kisses you, you have to be happy! Don't forget that you're the best face control! ”

Although she said that, Wu Ling'er recalled the smug smile of Brother Ying after kissing her in her dream, and she was very unhappy: "He must be just having fun, deliberately **** me!" Otherwise, I wouldn't have laughed like that after kissing me! I don't care, Sasha, I'm being bullied, I want to be comforted!! 555555……”

"Sorry, it's five minutes! I'm going to continue working, so I'll give you two suggestions, first, forget this dream and continue to make up for sleep, and second, call your seven aunts and wives, I guess they will have the patience to comfort you! Okay, hang up, let's talk back! After speaking, Shazi had already hung up the phone unceremoniously.

After Wu Ling'er heard the blind tone of the phone, she didn't think about it, and directly dialed Liu Jinghua's phone, and after complaining about it, Liu Jinghua laughed on the other end of the phone: "Honey, you finally got your senses?" Although that winning brother is an earthworm, he is also a handsome guy after all, and he has been waiting for you for five or six years, so why do you need a salary? You use a fragrant kiss to pay people's wages for six years, and you don't lose money! If you change to someone else, you have to rob him of his kiss if you put money upside down! ”

"Bottle, I've been bullied, can't you focus on this?"

"Cut, it's just a dream, it's not real! What I care more about is, how do you feel when Brother Ying kisses you? Liu Jinghua on the other end of the phone smiled happily and made it clear that he was gossiping.

While Wu Ling'er was crazy, she ignored Brother Ying again and raised her head quietly, as if she also wanted to hear what Wu Ling'er had to say.

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment and then tilted her head and thought for a while: "Bingbing, it feels weird, my heart beats fast, fortunately I didn't have a nosebleed, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing!" "This stinky earthworm has caused itself to bleed a few times, and it doesn't even let go of itself in a dream, when I think of this, Wu Ling'er's fire is even greater!

Feeling Wu Ling'er's anger, Brother Ying hurriedly shrank back obediently, but he was relieved to hear that Wu Ling'er didn't hate himself. On the phone, Liu Jinghua comforted Wu Ling'er for a while before hanging up the phone. Wu Ling'er woke up from a drowsy for most of the time, grabbed her hair and was about to go to the bathroom, Brother Ying was so frightened that she quickly jumped off Wu Ling'er's hand, but Wu Ling'er didn't notice it at all!

Hearing the sound of water in the bathroom, Brother Ying breathed a sigh of relief, what are you kidding, I just kissed her last night, and she became like this, if she would take a shower, wake up, and find that she is still in her hands, I am afraid that I will not be surprised if I don't divide myself!

Sure enough, after a while, Wu Ling'er suddenly rushed out with a bath towel wrapped in a wet body: "Brother Win!! ”

Brother Ying raised his head from the sofa angrily: "What are you doing?" It's so noisy early in the morning! If the spirit is really good, go for a run! Maybe you can hook up with a handsome French guy and come back! ”

Wu Ling'er tilted her head and thought about it after seeing that Brother Ying was not in good spirits, and then asked, "How did I fall asleep last night?" ”

"You dare to say that you came out of a shower, and without saying a word, you fell directly on the bed and slept like a pig! Can't wake up! Good thing now I can turn into a human form and carry you to bed! After speaking, Brother Ying adjusted his bow tie: "Next time, don't be like yesterday, otherwise I won't care about you!" ”

Wu Ling'er rarely lost her temper with Brother Ying, but looked at him and hesitated for a moment before asking, "Brother Ying, you ...... last night"

"What happened last night?"

"No, it's okay!!" Wu Ling'er thought about it, but in the end she didn't ask, in case it was really her own dream, so that Brother Ying would hear that he wouldn't laugh to death.

Brother Ying impatiently slapped Wu Ling'er's hand: "Either continue to take a bath, or wipe the water dry, do you want to cos out of the water Hibiscus?" Don't look at if you have that figure! ”

Wu Ling'er was reminded by Brother Ying's reminder that she realized that it was a little cold, she flicked Brother Ying's head fiercely, and then ran back to the bathroom quickly: "I'm cold!" ”

Brother Ying rubbed his head with his tail depressedly: "I don't know who held the pile of earthworm corpses there and cried and said that they would never bounce my head again, never hit me again, and never scold me again!" Idiot woman! "It's also fortunate that Wu Ling'er didn't tell him about last night, otherwise he really wouldn't know how to answer her.

After taking a shower and putting on the clothes that Brother Ying had prepared for her, Wu Ling'er didn't take Brother Ying with her, and ran directly to Xiaohua's room, fortunately, Brother Ying had the foresight to dial the phone in Xiaohua's room and asked him to put the phone aside directly before opening the door for Wu Ling'er.

Sure enough, as Brother Ying expected, as soon as Wu Ling'er ran into the room, she began to talk to Xiaohua about the "nightmare" she had last night. The sound was so loud that it woke up the snoozing coffee, and after Xiaohua heard about Wu Ling'er's "nightmare", in addition to comforting her that it was just a dream, she didn't say much, but the coffee screamed and got tired of Wu Ling'er's side, pestering Wu Ling'er to promise him that the next time she had this kind of "nightmare", she would replace Brother Ying with herself. Wu Ling'er probably thought that Ji Zai was also in the room, or was stimulated by the "nightmare", so she slapped the coffee away with one palm.

Brother Ying hung up the phone a little depressed and thought about it in front of the phone, obviously Wu Ling'er is very satisfied with her image, she has been together for five or six years, and the two of them are very familiar, according to Wu Ling'er's words, I am afraid that the baby should play soy sauce, why did she kiss her yesterday, and her reaction was so big? The most excessive thing is that she actually hypnotized herself and hypnotized that kiss into a dream! She's too ostrich, isn't she?!

Brother Ying didn't want to be okay, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. He didn't even know what the problem was! It's just that he didn't think about it himself, obviously he was just joking with Wu Ling'er at first, but after seeing Wu Ling'er's reaction, he became extremely unhappy: "Am I so bad?!" ”

Just when Brother Ying was in a big rage, the phone rang suddenly, and Brother Ying impatiently picked up the phone and yelled at the phone: "She's not here!" ”

"I'm looking for you!!" The sound of sand came from the other end of the line. After hearing this voice, Brother Ying was stunned for a moment: "Sand? "Why is she looking for herself?

Shazi rubbed his eyebrows on the other end of the phone and asked, "Ling'er didn't dream last night, right?" Did you kiss her? ”

“…… How do you know? ”

"Do you still need to ask? Her personality is not such a real feeling, she will definitely not make such a fuss! I'm afraid she's scared, right? What exactly do you mean? Just now Bottle called me and said, Ling Er said that you were just a prank in the dream, is this true? ”。 If this is true, the sand will really be on fire: "Although Ling Er is a nymphomaniac, she always says that she is Yan Kong, and her attitude towards handsome guys is more ****, but you have lived with her for so long, you should know her character better than us!" If you don't really like her, don't go on with this kind of banter! Otherwise......"