11. The Grievances of the Drowning Daughter (2)
"Qingming—"
Source Boya, you're finally here!
"Honeyworm, why do you look like this?"
"Hit the ghost!"
I said angrily, and sneezed several times in a row.
"Found the way, not far ahead."
"Alright, let's get on our way."
Glancing at the sky, he said leisurely.
"But......" I said, looking up guiltily, "my clothes are still by the hot springs." ”
"Huh?"
Yuan Boya was in a hurry, and it was too late to go back this time.
......, "Sister, will you accompany me?" I'm so lonely. ”……
The girl's face appeared in front of me again, sad and lonely.
"She's really pathetic."
"Who?"
I gave him a blank look.
"That's the ghost I hit!"
"Which the hell?"
Yuan Boya is still puzzled.
"Drowning daughter."
Qingming answered.
"Isn't that youkai that just appeared in the hot springs? Honey Worm - Did you soak in the hot springs? ”
Yuan Boya looked at me and exclaimed.
"Don't look at someone's weak appearance, dare to go to the hot springs by yourself."
Qingming's words dragged on for an extra long time, how could I be weak?
"Qingming, we can't leave it alone! If it's a honey worm today, who will it be tomorrow? ”
Yuan Boya hurriedly walked in front of Qingming and said. This kid has no hesitation as long as it involves things that endanger the people. This is also in line with my thoughts, the people don't care about him first, just thinking of the girl's appearance makes me feel distressed.
"Fujiwara Michicho's side...... Look at it to be postponed for a few days. ”
Qingming sighed and said no more.
"This drowning daughter has to be introduced."
"I'm not going!"
I hurried to preemptively strike.
"Qingming, can't you let people lead you?"
Yuan Boya was helpless.
"Ghosts are all human beings, and the honey worm doesn't want me to seal her hastily, right? I have to listen to what she has to say first, by the way, the honey worm says that she is a girl, so it is better to send a girl to lead her, and it will be easier for people of the same kind to communicate. ”
After saying that, Qingming and Yuan Boya turned their heads to my side together.
"I said I won't go, I won't go! Don't go! Why don't you go! ”
I shake my head like a rattle, it's enough to suffer once, why eat it a second time!
"Isn't there still Lord Yuanboya?"
I replied. Qingming glanced at me, a faint smile on his lips, it seemed that he had understood my intentions, and he held back his smile and waited amusefully to see the "good show".
"How can I do that?"
Yuan Boya was startled, and glanced at me, and the expression was obviously saying: You are not divided between men and women!
"You can't just dress up as a man!"
I pushed back.
Yuan Boya's eyes widened in shock, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "No!" No way! What a system! ”
"I've never dressed as a man!"
"That's it."
Qingming lost no time in answering the road.
"But...... I ......"
What else does Yuan Boya want to say, and he still wants to make excuses Wow, hum!
"I ask you! Who was a woman dressed as a man when she was looking for Yuhime? ”
"You!"
"Who saved you?"
"You!"
"So—who's going to seduce the drowning daughter?"
"Me!" Yuan Boya reacted immediately, hurriedly waved his hand, and pointed at Qingming, "He...... He...... He, Qingming. ”
"Me?" Qingming approached Yuan Boya, the corners of his lips rose, his smile grew stronger (the kind that doesn't smile), his narrow eyes narrowed and looked at him obliquely, with an evil charm, "Are you sure?" ”
"I ...... I know! I'll just go! ”
Yuan Boya hung his head.
"That's it, I've dressed up as a man to save you, can't you dress up as a man for me once?"
I crossed my waist and was straight, and I accidentally bumped into Yuan Boya's expression - I wanted to cry without tears......
"Is it really okay for Qingming to do this?"
As soon as Yuan Boya came out, we all laughed.
"Not like?"
Yuan Boya looked depressed, and her expression was so cute!
"Come on, come on, sister will help you figure it out."
Changing the white eyes of the original boya, I was so excited that I was no big or small, and switched to modern language.
Realizing that I was wrong, I quickly changed my tone: "Master Boya, the honey worm can help you figure it out." ”
Actually, Yuan Boya has done a pretty good job, and I have to make him more exaggerated for fun.
"Honey worm, is it necessary to wear this dress so low?"
"Of course! I'll tell you, girls don't wear a lot of hot springs. ”
While I was chanting the words, I folded and tied Yuan Boya's clothes on him to make it look like a bandeau skirt, which had a somewhat modern feel. His figure is majestic and not suitable for women's clothing. Forget it, just let him show his shoulders.
"Well, honey worm, I'm out of breath, you relax."
"No, the waist is too thick."
"I'm out of breath."
"Okay, I see, I'll loosen up."
Adjust the elasticity of the skirt for him, and I feel that his waist is still very thick, and there is no way but to do this. What was the most beautiful woman in ancient China? It should be a small Luxiang shoulder, and the slender waist can be held at your fingertips. But no matter how you look at it, Yuan Boya's bear waist and tiger back don't match the word "beauty", especially his figure is not curvy at all!
"Wait, I'll be right there!"
I ran down the hill and picked a small watermelon that was precocious.
"Cut it in half for me, evenly."
Yuan Boya looked at me puzzled, and "brushed" it into two halves.
"Tuck this into your clothes."
I helped him fix the two halves of the watermelon on his chest, and found red flowers to squeeze out the red juice and apply it to his lips. Powder? I grabbed a handful of white ash on the ground and threw it in his face.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Yuan Boya choked and coughed.
There are only eyebrows left, and I remembered that in ancient times, before the eyebrow pencil was invented, the woman used a burnt willow branch to paint the thrush, so I asked Qingming to borrow a fire, imitating the ancients to burn a willow branch. When it was the thrush's turn, I made a difficulty, Yuan Boya's eyebrows belong to the category of short, stubby, thick and dense type, unlike Qingming's long eyebrows, which is easy to draw, if Qingming is much easier to pretend to be a woman, it is definitely a great beauty who captivates the country and the city. Secretly sighing in my heart, I drew Yuan Boya's eyebrows long and added eyeliner.
"Look—Qingming, do you think Boya is prettier?"
I pushed aside the dense branches, and Yuan Boya came out from behind. The person in front of him was wearing a black "bandeau dress", with a towering chest and a pair of thick legs under the skirt. Long hair is shoulder-length, a wide white face, sharp edges and corners, a straight nose bridge, and the rosy and thick lips under the nose are slightly turned outward, somewhat like "Julie"-style sexy thick lips. The two caterpillar-like thick eyebrows are thick and long, and the big eyes under the eyebrows have a childish innocence. At first glance, it's a little Lori, but when I look at it again, it's unspeakably weird.
"Hahahaha......"
Qingming couldn't stop laughing.
Yuan Boya lowered his head uncomfortably, looked at the outfit, and said embarrassedly: "Am I weird?" Is it too drumming in the chest? ”
"No, it's just right."
I coaxed him. If he hadn't owed me a favor, he wouldn't have dressed like this.
"Over...... What do I want to say later, I'm ...... The first time I took a bath with a girl......"
Yuan Boya was spitting and spitting, his face was flushed, but fortunately, it was not obvious that there was white ash covering. From his embarrassment, you can see how nervous and shy he is.
"Well, it's nothing, you just have to ask her her name, what are her unfulfilled wishes."
Qingming saw Yuan Boya's nervousness and smiled faintly.
"That'...... Let's go. ”
Yuan Boya whispered, carefully lifting her skirt and moving her steps, she looked a little shy! The ugly daughter-in-law who wants to see her in-laws is nervous.
Is it true that clothing can change a person's personality?