Let's start the interview with the topical person.

I was lying in a paddy field in a large font.

There is a pile of millet on the ground next to it.

This is our harvest today.

Xiaomi 1 silver coin a pound.

These are estimated to be a ton.

It is calculated in the base 100 system.

1 Silver ×2000÷100 = 20 Gold.

That's about 20 gold.

But.

This golden millet.

But it can be real.

Offset a small portion of the big temper that takes up the majority of the appearance fee.

Let the temper be smaller.

At this rate.

It will take us about 3000÷20=150 days to pay off the appearance fee of the Emerald Star Stone.

Hm.

I don't want to think about these sad things.

Aunt Steward bent over my head and poked her head into my field of vision.

Her two horns were as tall as her horns, and her bright red hair was dazzling.

No wonder I mistook it for Shanks.

After all, I'm not very interested in anime and games.

She seems to be above the paddy fields.

Leather shoes clattered on the plane of the void.

She straightened up, narrowed her eyes, and craned her neck.

White clouds appeared in the red eyes.

Do you have anything to say. 】

Belch.

I mean.

Both the Paladin and the Archer Fusiliers have white hair.

She has the potential to become a white-haired witch.

So I'm trying to dye my hair black in the mud.

Then you'll get their invitation to team up with the brunette.

But.

Hmph, I'm a lotus flower that comes out of the mud but is not stained, and the ripples are clear but not demonic.

So.

I was even washed by L'Oréal Volcanic Mud Cleanser and the red ink of the batch work.

It can also be washed again.

It will definitely not be chased and killed by people who are mistaken for a red name because of this.

Aunt Butler's red bangs cover the red round eyes.

Ahh

I remember you didn't pin all your hair to the top of your head with clips.

Alas.

Cheer up.

Well.

[Don't call me Mom!] 】

……

Ma Yi.

Since you don't want to complain about my never being famous, the reason is that I've never beaten someone else and the super low attack power that matches it.

Then I'll just push the boat and avoid talking about it.

Ha Ha ......

So let's move on to the next topic.

Let's talk about the new nicknames that I've seen a lot of time and new ones.

Mausoleum New Yuanzi!

The mausoleum in front of me is because I returned to the human world from the mausoleum to continue the battle.

The new yuan in the back is probably a compliment to my simplicity and innocence.

I guessed right.

Naa.

[Don't call me grandma!] 】

……

Well.

It's good that you stand on top of the feeding box in the middle of the puddle.

I turned my head to look at the shore.

The foreign teacher, the virgin and the head of the house, as well as May, are still fishing with badminton cues and untethered sewing lines.

May.

I also met a grocery store aunt in reality.

[Are you talking about me?] 】

Don't play when people make a small report!

The scene changes.

The grocery store aunt reached out and pulled me out, who was covered in mud.

[You should need soap now.] 】

I also have shower gel.

[If you buy a piece of soap, you'll die!] 】

So I bought a bar of soap.

[If you buy a few more pieces, you'll die!] 】

So I bought a few more.

One piece was given to each of the students.

She didn't even give me a battery!

[The campaign to get a battery for the first purchase has ended.] 】

Uh-huh.

Is this the allowance for old players returning to society?

[Of course.] 】

Oh...... I know......

I walked listlessly back to the paddy field and lay down.

Nurse, you're still there.

The nurse did not answer.

Probably suffering from postpartum depression.

I came to the door of the class in a trance.

There were a lot of people in the classroom.

I'm going too.

Suddenly.

A hand grabbed me.

[You can't go in. 】

Why.

"Because you are going to stand with me here." 】

Selling cuteness is ineffective for a little man like me.

[If you can't even sell cuteness to make you feel pleasure.] 】

It's not pleasure, it's so cold that I'm about to catch a cold.

[Uh-huh, uh-uh. 】

Are you going to cough up phlegm.

Give you a vomit bag.

Thank you for your kindness. 】

Penalty station.

Isn't it boring.

Are you preaching to me? Removing the word in front of you is the tone of sincerely and humbly seeking advice. 】

Instead of sleeping in the dorm room until you wake up naturally.

It's better to sleep in the classroom.

What do you think.

['What do you think?' Are you talking to me about it? Anyway, this is my first day of class. 】

[I just slept at home until 12 o'clock, and I encountered a big traffic jam and went through the formalities at the teaching office, so I finally came]

In short, the penalty station is very boring.

Hm.

One thing comes to mind.

"I'm going too. 】

Then come on.

I was back in a small puddle in a trance.

Wet nurse.

On top of the feeding box.

Penalty station.

Isn't it boring.

I'll carry you out of here.

[Let's fly over the grove on my broad back.] 】

I suddenly noticed that the person who had just grabbed me had so many claws.

Grabbing popsicles with our left and right paws, my nurse and I were shaking in the air.

It's almost like an octopus.

[It's a crab!] 】

I thought you were going to say, 'It's a scorpion.'"

[The lion scorpion will not be hairy. 】

It turns out that you are still a hairy crab.

[your yarn, I'll still have hairy eggs.] 】

Aren't the eggs laid by hairy crabs hairy eggs hairy eggs?

[Then I am the hairy crab born of the big *.] 】

Shape.

[It's okay to have both god and form. 】

Hmph, you're not a god.

[Hahahaha, of course, I'm a sister. 】

You're still a taiko drummer!

[Then you are Ji Qu. 】

There is also a song called Who is a sword to the sky Who is the torrential rain without a trace Who is popular in the seven styles that easily affect the moment of life and death Who is the rain in the sky Who is a sigh Who draws a knife and breaks the water and laughs at the world The wind and rain are shaky The long road of the rivers and lakes is long and miserable The flames are magnificent A few life and death mistakes Looking back, you can know that the son is poisonous and the sun is difficult to avoid trampling and cooperating with the psychedelic poisonous three-talent sword The name does not match the name and the lack of spare strength

[Don't sing during class time!] 】

The Inquisitor Apocalypse threw me and my wet nurse into the playground like javelins.

I struggled in the air.

So he woke up in the paddy field.

I slowly stood up.

Stand with your head down and your back to the camera.

The heart of Kang milk in my chest emitted a powerful suction.

Suck in two slender arc-shaped ribbons of energy that rotate clockwise from the surroundings.

At this point, click the play button.

From the small triangle in the center of the play button, a ray of light is released around.

The entire screen is rendered.

The light is gone.

Big crabs and big lion scorpions appear in front of us.

[Press the Z button to automatically hit me.] 】

I grabbed the popsicle and shook it.

Wet nurse.

I'm a god.

Don't you know me?

[Don't say as if I'm in a vegetative state. 】

The nurse's shiny forehead gave me a hammer.

Once again, I collapsed into the paddy field.

The nurse whispered a mantra.

A raging fire ignited in the distance.

It burned for about 5 seconds.

Two black clouds turned into wisps of green smoke and vanished.

The demon shouted in the air.

Yes!! You soulless! I was tempted by the aroma of grilled crab!

Isn't he the one you sent us to help with the barbecue?

The demon snorted.

Help me get out the meat, I'm very picky, I don't eat shells!

Shall we just eat the shell?

The demon laughed to himself and spread his hands.

Don't you have to bite the shell open when you take out the meat, I don't have any teeth.

Then you should smile without showing your teeth.

The demon's smile froze.

It's cold in the heights! I'm freezing to death! Crabs are a big cold thing! I can't eat it!

Rest assured, it's hot like a lychee, and when you peel off the shell, it's full of meat, snow-white, snow-white, tender and juicy, and it will come out when you bite into it.

The demon was hit in the face by a high-pressure water gun.

Yes!! The juice of lychees is getting into my eyes! Oh my eyes!

Anyway, you can savor it.

I sat down next to the paddy field.

Smile slightly.

This concludes the interview with the topic of this issue.

[Turn off the lights and go back to the dormitory.] 】

The slender part of the nurse from the waist down walked over and entered the screen.

Squat down and pick up my 30-centimeter little scumbag.

Walk towards the school hall.

There is no one above the heart of the moon in the sky.

The heart demon with a piece of lychee meat in his right hand came over and sat down on the edge of the paddy field.

Smile at the camera that is too late to turn off.

My dad asked me to say to you on his behalf, I love you. 】

The demon picked up the camera and floated back to the tightrope bed as he spoke.

A close-up of the guest officer holding rock candy diagonally across the street came to take a closer look.

He threw the lychee meat in his hand.

Fell into the guest's empty left hand.

The guest officer slowly picked it up and took a bite without taking his eyes off it.

It was late at night.

We.

Go back to your own house.

The dim sconces went out.

Inside the eight-person dormitory.

Moonlight poured into the house.

Illuminates the nurse and amulet lying on the floor.