Chapter 8 The Hu Family Returns to the Horse

Huang Tianchou said so, then I want to fight more than martial arts.

After explaining this to me, he rubbed his face and got up to say goodbye to me, and told me that the beating activity would start tonight.

I have repeatedly stressed that I am not in a hurry to do this, let's take our time, we must be gentle and gentle, and don't make any mistakes.

Huang Tianchou laughed at me for being timid, and then disappeared.

I just felt a thrill on a hot day that woke me up from my dream.

A slimy hot sweat stuck to my clothes, and I couldn't lie down anymore.

After a good nap, I didn't get any rest at all, and I was stunned as soon as I lay down, and I was disturbed by Huang Tianchou alive.

I took a shower and was in much better spirits. The thought of having to play at night makes me a little excited. Playing the Seven Tricks and Wonders, I shouldn't be able to become a martial arts master with internal strength, right? Didn't it all say how to get through the second vein of Ren and Du? Although I don't know where the second pulse of Ren Du is, can I also become a master by opening the eight veins of the Qi Sutra?

After an afternoon, I went back to my room after dinner.

Where can I sleep so early, but I can't sleep without sleeping, and I have a big job in the middle of the night, so I have to make sure I get enough sleep.

This is also thanks to Huang Tianchou for mixing up my afternoon sleep, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to lie down.

With my eyes closed, I began to look forward to Huang Tianchou's arrival, not to mention anything else, just chatting also made me insightful. Asking him about his side greatly satisfied my curiosity.

Because every time he appeared in my dreams, I kept forcing myself to sleep and sleep, how could he come out without sleeping.

But the more this happened, the more energetic I became, and I couldn't sleep after saying anything.

Coupled with the heat, my body will sweat after tossing in bed for a while.

I wondered if I should take another shower, and as soon as I wanted to get up, I realized that I couldn't move.

Holy, bad again! I know, Huang Tianchou is coming.

Sure enough, when I realized that I had a nightmare, Huang Tianchou swaggered in through the door, squatting at the head of my bed with a smile.

Although it was dark and I couldn't see his appearance clearly, I could only see a shadow, but I knew that it must be him, no one else.

"Why did you go to bed so early today?" Huang Tianchou asked curiously: "This is not your style." ”

"Shall I recharge my batteries?" I said to Huang Tianchou: "Who knows how you will toss me at night, I haven't experienced this, don't you have to make up for sleep first?" ”

"Oh, what I said!" Huang Tianchou said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to take this matter to heart, I'd rather bother myself than let you suffer too much." ”

"Then I'll thank you in advance." I said to Huang Tianchou: "Then let's discuss something, why don't you let me sleep for a while?" Come back when it's almost time to start, it's more tiring than I am when I don't sleep. ”

"It's easy to say, but not today." Huang Tianchou smiled: "I have to introduce you to someone." ”

"Huh?" I exclaimed, "Who are you introducing?" ”

Huang Tianchou shouted outside the door: "Old girl, come in!" ”

I knew it was a nightmare, but I instinctively shivered.

His voice was so loud that I was so worried that my mother would open the door and come in.

The door didn't open, but a beautiful woman floated in, looking much older than Huang Tianchou, about twenty years old, and Huang Tianchou was about the same as me, looking fifteen or sixteen years old.

I glanced at Huang Tianchou and asked in surprise, "Is this ...... Is it your old sister? ”

"I'm his aunt!" After the beautiful woman finished speaking angrily, she grabbed Huang Tianchou's ear: "The little calf is not small, you dare to make your aunt's jokes?" ”

"You let me go!" Huang Tianchou protected his ears with his hands, but he couldn't save his ears from the hands of the beauty: "Can't you pay attention to your image?" ”

"What's wrong with the old lady's image?" The beauty rolled her eyes and glanced at me: "Inner boy, am I very unimaged?" ”

"Absolutely not!" I said it categorically.

"Brother Shui! You're a man! Huang Tianchou covered his ears and shouted with grinning.

I was stunned for a moment: "Opposite, right?" ”

"How can this be the opposite?!" Huang Tianchou exclaimed excitedly: "This girl asks you if she has no image." You're right! It's just that, absolutely! Right! Not! Yes! ”

"Huh?" The beauty turned one hundred and eighty degrees on Huang Tianchou's ears, ignoring Huang Tianchou's screaming in pain, turning her head and asking me, "Boy, do you mean that?" ”

"Definitely not!" I quickly clarified: "I think you not only have a good image, a good temperament, but also a straightforward personality, a kind of northern lady...... Mother, mother, what is that! ”

If the eyes of a beautiful woman are two small knives, then I have been cut by a thousand knives now.

The beautiful woman snorted a threatening word from between her teeth: "You say, what is the old lady in the north?" ”

"I said you have a straightforward personality!" I smiled and said, "There is a charm of an old lady in the north." ”

The beauty's face became very strange: "What is this description?" Who is the old lady of the north? ”

"That means you're like the Queen Mother, alas, hurry up and let go of my ears!" Huang Tianchou struggled hard, and finally got rid of the beautiful woman's slender jade hand, but the ear was simply miserable, it had been twisted sideways, and the ear hole was facing down.

I looked at Huang Tianchou's ears worriedly and asked him: "Brother Huang, fortunately you are a yellow skin, if you were a mouse, you would be a celebrity now." ”

"The Gray Family?" Huang Tianchou frowned: "What celebrities are there in the Gray Family?" ”

I said with a serious face: "The villain in Sheriff Black Cat - one ear!" ”

The beautiful woman sat next to me, I was afraid that she would not agree with me, and I wanted to move my body, but I couldn't move anywhere.

"What are you afraid of? What else can I do with you? The beauty glared at me: "Introduce yourself, I am your talisman horse, Hu Feixue, a disciple of Hu Tang." ”

"Huh?" I exclaimed, "Brother Huang is down?" ”

"Hey, hey, why did you tell me to come down?" Huang Tianchou rubbed his ears and exclaimed, "Where am I going?" She is Hu Tang Baoma, I am Huang Tang Baoma, the position is the same, but the department is different. ”

"Yes...... Aren't they all you? I wondered, "Why is she ......?"

"It's a decision from above, you think I want to come?" Hu Feixue said angrily: "A certain little fool has a cheap mouth, let a little beat up and be embarrassed to spread it everywhere, and the boss thinks that the little fool is unreliable, so let me be responsible for your personal safety." As for that little fool, let's do his old job - run errands! ”

I glanced at Huang Tianchou sympathetically, Huang Tianchou's face had turned into the color of pig liver,

I originally thought that Huang Tianchou would be furious, but I didn't expect that although his face was ugly, he gritted his teeth and endured it.

This surprised me at the same time, but also understood one thing, this old lady doesn't seem to be a good stubble!

At the moment, I had a perfect countermeasure for her in my heart: "Stop squinting, be careful!" ”

Hu Feixue glanced at me from head to toe, and said in a slower tone: "Actually, if it weren't for this little calf and my nonsense, the old lady would still be quite ladylike." ”

"Yes, I can see it." I followed her words.

Hu Feixue burst out laughing: "The old lady doesn't believe this!" ”

I'll go to your uncle, isn't this a heart-to-heart for me?

Hu Feixue smiled and said to me: "Don't say it's useless, in the future, the little calf will be responsible for giving you the trick, and I will be responsible for your personal safety." You just look forward to another blind guy coming to provoke you, so that you can see what my aunt and grandmother are capable of. ”

"Hey, don't say that, you haven't met someone really powerful." Huang Tianchou squatted in the corner and muttered, "You have to recognize that ghost boy when you meet him." Let's not talk about anything else, can you do it to a mess of rotten meat like a bloody gourd? Do you know which are the claws and which are the teeth? ”

Hu Feixue sneered: "What's wrong? When she didn't become enlightened, what made the old lady bite a few bites and not become rotten meat? I want to use this disgusting old lady, hum, the old lady should be appetizing for him! ”

Huang Tianchou stretched out his thumb and gestured at Hu Feixue: "Okay, you are amazing, good men don't fight with women, I admit defeat, I'm done, right?" ”

"What's the hurry?" Hu Feixue glared at Huang Tianchou: "It's not yet time, I'll talk about it later." ”

"Why?" I asked, "Do you want to pick an auspicious day for this?" ”

Hu Feixue nodded her chin at Huang Tianchou, Huang Tianchou pouted her ass and touched me, and said to me: "This girl is very good-looking, when the child is the time of yin and yang, the heaven and the earth are chaotic, and the pure qi and turbidity in your body are also mixed together, and your reaction will be a little lighter." But only this time. ”

"Why?" I looked at Huang Tianchou in wonder: "Why is it just this time?" ”

"It's slow work, it's not just after I use brute force to help you get through." Huang Tianchou explained: "This is like building a tunnel, I have to reinforce it after I dig it through." After all, our time is limited, and I can't delay the big event, otherwise we won't be able to eat and walk around. So the time is the beginning, and after that, I'm going to stay with you every day. ”

"Oh, yes." I didn't know what to say, "Then you just stay." ”

"Staying is staying, but after all, I have yin energy," Huang Tian said during the period of sorrow: "If you have a soreness, numbness, swelling and pain, that is a normal phenomenon, you don't need to go to the doctor, anyway, you will go in vain." ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Didn't we say that we wanted Wentong not to fight?" Why do you still have soreness, numbness, and pain? ”

Huang Tianchou smiled and said: "This is inevitable, how can there be a trick to open up unconsciously?" You've grown so big, your knack is closed, even if it's a text, it's going to be a little uncomfortable, but don't worry, it won't be very serious, you're all big and young, it's definitely no problem. ”

Hearing him say this, I felt a little bottomless in my heart.

"Hey,? Why are you pulling my ears again? Huang Tianchou roared angrily, attracting my attention.

Hu Feixue didn't know why he pulled his ear downwards again.

I saw Hu Feixue shouting angrily: "You just spoke well, what do you call me?" ”

"I didn't call it anything!" Huang Tianchou struggled and said, "Originally, aren't you an old lady?" ”

Hu Feixue said angrily: "Little calf, your mother is the old lady!" ”

Huang Tianchou's eyes glared: "Nonsense! Could it be that you're an old man?! ”

I saw the murderous intent in Hu Feixue's eyes, and hurriedly opened my mouth to persuade: "Brother Huang, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, take a step back and open the sky, and ...... with the old lady Mother, mother, what is the strength! ”

After speaking, I hurriedly smiled at Hu Feixue, and Hu Feixue glared at me fiercely: "Boy, remember it for me." Let's come to Japan for a long time, and when we have the opportunity, I will let you taste what it is like to be an emperor. ”

After she said this, I was suddenly stunned.

A beautiful girl suddenly said to me that I would like to be an emperor. I immediately thought of the cloud sideburns, the golden step, and the warmth of the hibiscus tent. Chenghuan has no leisure for banquets, and the king will not reign early.

Huang Tianchou looked at me with an expression of what you kid was thinking, and coughed vigorously twice.

When I looked over, he rolled his eyes and said to me, "Brother Shui, don't think too much." You must know that the emperors are all the sons of old ladies! ”

Holy! It turns out that Hu Feixue means this!

I just squeezed out a smile and said to Hu Feixue, "Sister, no need." I think I'm like this now, and it's good! ”

Hu Feixue snorted, threw Huang Tianchou beside me, and asked, "How do you two usually call each other?" ”

I glanced at Huang Tianchou, and I told her, "I'll call him Brother Huang." ”

"He's my water brother." Huang Tian said with a sad face.

"Yo, you're pretty polite." Hu Feixue sneered and said: "In the future, you two will call me Sister Xue, if you dare to call me wrong, your ears will not be protected!" After saying Huang Tianchou, Hu Feixue pointed at me with his hand: "I'll let you taste what it's like to be an emperor." ”

Where is this to be an emperor, this is clearly the taste of being a son! But if you call Sister Xue, you can call Sister Xue, and it's nothing. Call a beautiful girl sister, I'm willing!

But Huang Tianchou shook his head like an electric fan: "That's impossible, in terms of Taoism, you are a few years younger than me, and in terms of age, I am still older than you." Let me call you sister, don't even think about it! ”

"Why don't we practice?" Hu Feixue said with a glare.

Huang Tianchou jumped from the bed to the ground all of a sudden, frowned and roared, "Don't go too far!" You have to know what you look like. Do you Hu family have a lot of looks like yours? Not much at all! I always think about doing it with this and comparing it with that. Minions have no eyes, how can you fix your little face? Sister Xue, don't let everyone worry all the time, okay? ”

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, originally I thought that Huang Tianchou really wanted to fight Hu Feixue alone to maintain his status, but I didn't expect this guy to confess impassionedly, I really convinced him.

Hu Feixue was also stunned, seeing that this momentum was obviously going to be compared, why did the more he said it, the more wrong it became? In the end, she directly called "Sister Xue", and called it a smooth one.

Rewarding Huang Tianchou with a big look, Hu Feixue turned around and left a sentence: "I'll do something and come back later." And he was gone.

"Brother Huang," I asked with difficulty, "where did you come here with such a shrew?" Is this like a talisman? How do I feel that she is more dangerous than the evil man who sent her away? ”

Huang Tianchou sighed and said to me: "No recruitment, according to the seniority, she has to call me uncle, but look at the current situation, do I dare to mention this stubble?" ”

"Brother Huang, aren't you really so cowardly?" I asked him in surprise, "Didn't you just say that your Taoism is higher than hers?" ”

Huang Tianchou suddenly grinned: "Then can I really do anything with her?" She can come over, that's what I said to someone. Otherwise, do you think her temper can be used as a talisman? It's obviously unreliable! ”

"Are you sick?" I frowned and asked Huang Tianchou, "What do you think?" ”

"Hehe," Huang Tian said with a sneer: "Isn't there a saying that the building near the water gets the moon first?" ”

I suddenly realized, and immediately shouted with disdain: "Your uncle, do you want a face?" Didn't you just say that you were someone's uncle? And you, you two aren't the same species?! ”