Chapter 360: Zi Fei Fish, I Don't Know the Pain of Fish
She has read a lot of TV novels, and often this kind of afterthought promise is to take advantage of it, she doesn't do it, but she just asks him to write a thirty-six plan, and he says it casually, can he take it seriously?
Jing Xian didn't follow: "Why do I want to yin you, you yourself said that you can meet my conditions." ”
"Then you say, I'll count to ten, you say the conditions, if you don't say it, you will abstain", Gao Shiman didn't wait for him to react and began to count slowly: "One...... 2. ......"
Jing Xian glared at her, and before she could finish counting, she said, "You figure it out, it's you begging me now." ”
Gao Shiman was like a deflated ball: "Then what do you want?" ”
In fact, Jing Xian was originally teasing her, what conditions could he put forward for her to accept, but now seeing her like this, she became competitive, and after thinking about it, she said: "I'll talk about it when I think about it." ”
Gao Shiman looked at him resentfully and said, "Then the conditions you put forward must be something that I can do, and it can't be immoral, illegal, or excessive." ”
Hmph, it's easy to judge if you lack morality and break the law, but it's hard to say if it's excessive, when the time comes, she just needs to say that his conditions are excessive, so she can't do it, what can you do with me?
Who knows that Jing Xian is more ruthless than her: "What is lack of virtue and what is excess?" ”
Gao Shiman glared at him, and was simply defeated by him. Jing Xian was amused by her stupid appearance and wanted to laugh, so he endured it. He looked at her quietly, waiting for her to give an answer.
She was ultimately defeated because she couldn't give a standard: "Okay, wait until you remember." ”
Jing Xian felt that he was not a martial artist, he was also a man, what was it true to compare with a woman, but he felt very happy when he saw her depressed appearance, so he put pen to paper and said: "Help me sharpen the ink." ”
She hurriedly stepped forward to stop Shuxiang and said, "I'll come." ”
Jing Xian did it in one go, Gao Shiman was dumbfounded, this is the advantage of high IQ, she couldn't help asking: "Jing Xian, are you really unforgettable?" ”
He blew on what was written and ignored her. She continued: "If this is the case, then you can have more children when you become a relative in the future, and the smart genes must be inherited so that they will not be ruined." ”
After being stunned for a moment, Jing Xian said: "My father and mother are not very smart people. It seems that he also knows very well that these things still depend on chance, and children born smartly are not necessarily smart, and children born without intelligence are not necessarily smart.
Gao Shiman had no intention of studying the smart child with him, so he snatched the things written in his hand and read them carefully in his hands.
After reading it, I counted it, no more, no less, exactly thirty-six counts. She chattered endlessly: "Jing Xian, you are really a living dictionary, just lend me half of your brain, if that's the case, I don't have to live so hard." ”
"With your current identity and status, you won't live a very hard life", Jing Xian said the truth.
"Zi is not a fish, I don't know the pain of fish. The reason I'm working so hard is because there are still too many fools around me, and I have to fly higher to get farther away from them", Gao Shiman also said.
Lychee knew that those two words were swearing, so she covered her mouth and giggled. Shuxiang was infected by her, and he also felt that the word was not a good word, so he also laughed on the side. Gao Shiman glared at Shuxiang and said, "What are you laughing at, you are not allowed to laugh." ”
After so many days, Shuxiang also knew what kind of person she was, and he was not afraid of her, but said with a smile: "Why can't you laugh at the little ones, why don't you care about Lychee!" ”
Gao Shiman's heart knotted, and his mouth began to itch again: "Lychee is a little woman, a little woman is more sensitive than a big man, and no one will care if she initiates a nerve, but you are not." ”
Thinking that Shuxiang has been following Jing Xian for a long time, he is also a little anxious: "The little one is not a big man, you see that I am almost like a lychee." ”
Gao Shiman choked him with her words that she never tires of: "No matter how big a woman is, she is a small woman, and no matter how small a man is, she is a big man", and defiantly looked at him from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
Jing Xian saw it really on the side, and interjected at this time: "He is a woman." ”
The back road is blocked, see how you still break around.
Gao Shiman laughed unceremoniously, and Lychee was also cramping with laughter on the side.
Shuxiang was a little stunned for a while, but he didn't dare to refute his master, seeing that they were laughing too much, so he put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and said with a stalk around his neck: "I'm a woman, what's wrong, no!" ”
Gao Shiman laughed louder, laughed enough, and suddenly paused: "You don't have it below?" ”
Shuxiang and Lychee didn't understand what she meant by this, Jing Xian couldn't hold back with a "poof" sound, and broke the work. Gao Shiman doesn't care about this, her mouth itches but meat and vegetables are not taboo. Shuxiang looked at his master, his face gradually reddened, Lychee is a little girl, and she doesn't like to use her brain in everything, seeing him like this, she said suspiciously: "What's not under it?" ”
Gao Shiman smiled and said, "He said he was a eunuch. ”
Lychee blinked, suddenly screamed "ah", and ran out, Gao Shiman grinned and said: "It's not promising, he's a eunuch, you're still afraid of a fart." ”
Jing stroked his forehead first, and he could be regarded as having comprehended this cousin's profound skills and ...... Cheek.
As soon as she sat down casually, Lychee ran back with a red face and said, "Madame asked the young master and the young lady to go out, and the aunts and grandmothers are back." ”
Her first reaction was that she was going to see Gao Shijuan's nasty ghost again, which was really annoying. So Lai stayed there for a long time, Jing Xian got up and said, "Let's go." ”
Everyone met and said hello, Gao Shiman went to talk to Shiyan and Liang Yuanpei, and ignored Gao Shijuan at all. Gao Shijuan will come to something, pestering Jing Xian to ask this and that, Jing Xian also saw that Gao Shiman did not want to see Gao Shijuan, so he politely dealt with Gao Shijuan.
Shiyan and the eldest sister were talking on the side, and on the way to come just now, she saw a few old beggars on the side of the street, so she said to the eldest sister: "This is the New Year, why are there a lot of flowers on the street, and the snow has not melted, it looks strange and pitiful." ”
"Oh? What does it mean to call Hanako a lot, don't you have it on weekdays? Gao Shiman sounded strange.
"I don't have so many on weekdays, and I don't pay attention to it, but I feel like it anyway!" Shi Yan is honest.
Gao Shiman frowned, she was more sensitive, this Chinese New Year, there were suddenly more beggars in Beijing, she felt that this was not a good thing, so she immediately pondered and took the time to see for herself.
Jing Xian was dealing with Gao Shijuan over there, but he had actually been paying attention to Gao Shiman's words, and when he saw her frowning, he couldn't help but look at her.
Gao Shijuan followed his gaze and saw Gao Shiman's expression, so she asked Shiyan: "What's wrong?" ”
Shiyan told the matter again, and she grinned when she heard it: "Ouch, what happened to me, it turned out that there were a few more Hanako." What about this Chinese New Year, the flowers in Beijing are very fine, and they also know that the nobles are generous at this time, don't they just run to Beijing? ”
"I see," Shiyan nodded.
"Tsk, it must be like this, I can guess seven or eight points with a guess, you look at them pitiful, in fact, the fat intestines that I ate early are bleeding oil, so I don't need to pity them!" Gao Shijuan talked eloquently, as if she knew astronomy and geography.
Gao Shiman saw that she was really angry, so he said lukewarmly: "It's not you who squatting in the corner and fighting with your teeth, so you can't experience the taste of hunger and cold, did you give them a tael of silver, or did you buy them steamed buns, do you know that people are fat?" ”
Gao Shijuan was stunned, why did she give those disgusting ones called Huazi Silver Steamed Buns, her money didn't fall from the world, okay! She pursed her lips and said, "They think of beauty, pointing at me and giving them silver?" Let's go in the next life! You don't see it, when there is no one, they are in good spirits, as soon as they see someone, but they are dressed well, they immediately become pitiful, just stretch out their hands to you to ask for something. ”
Gao Shiman's eyes are full of disgust, to say that in the previous life, this beggar still has a lot of fakes, they have already become a part of the social order, this team is still growing, with the sympathy and pity of the world as the source of life, ignorance as the starting point, and laziness as the end, they even take this as their business. But in this era, they have become beggars, and most of them must have experienced misery.
Jing Xian saw her expression really good. He paused and said: "We are not isolated from each other, we don't know each other, and we don't have blood, it doesn't mean that we don't have a relationship with each other. The exchanges between people's material interests are bound by laws and regulations, and the exchanges between lives are bound by morality. No one can deviate from these constraints, and if we do not lend a helping hand to others in times of crisis, who can guarantee that we will not be left alone? ”
Gao Shiman deeply believes that smart people are smart people, not to mention whether they have sympathy or not, at least people can see through it.
Gao Shijuan couldn't refute it when she heard it, so she honestly shut up. Gao Shiman said to Liang Yuanpei: "Yuanpei, go back and tell your second uncle that the security in Beijing is under his jurisdiction, and there are many beggars in Beijing for no reason, ask him if he wants to find someone to shelter him, what's going on with those people, don't go wrong." "She is also an official of the imperial court, so it must be no problem to make a suggestion.
"How do I contain it?" Liang Yuanpei was very puzzled.
Gao Shiman was thinking about how to answer, Jing Xian said: "Let the government come forward to arrange them to eat and live first, Lord Liang is Jing Zhaoyin, he must know how to do it." ”
Gao Shijuan listened and said: "Tsk, who in this official family is willing to take care of them, it's dirty and smelly, don't be sick." ”
Gao Shiman said angrily: "It's because I'm afraid that they will be sick, so I want the government to come forward to contain them, otherwise they will wander around the street, one to ten, ten to hundred, wouldn't that be troublesome?" ”
"Huh! Don't scare me! Gao Shijuan shrunk her shoulders exaggeratedly, as if she was weaker and more delicate and noble than everyone present.
Liang Yuanpei hurriedly stood up and said, "Eldest sister, then I'll go find my second uncle first, and I'll come back later." ”
"Then you come over early, don't miss lunch," Gao Shiman nodded.
As soon as Liang Yuanpei left, the nurse hugged Xin'er over, she smiled and put Xin'er in Gao Shijuan's arms and said: "Xin'er is really well-behaved today, when she wakes up, she doesn't cry or make trouble, she just looks at people with her eyes open." ”
Gao Shiman looked at Xin'er's chubby appearance very cute, and couldn't help but want to hug him and tease him, but looking at Gao Shijuan like that, he was a little disconnected, so he stared at the fat doll with indebted eyes, and the expression on his face was very tangled.
Jing Xianben was indifferent to the child, and when he saw Gao Shiman like this, he couldn't help but be a little funny, so he looked at Xin'er twice, and finally said: "I heard that whoever has hugged this child since he was a child will look like whom; If you like to be hugged by whomever you like, you will smile at whomever you like, and you will be blessed like whoever you grow up. ”
When Gao Shijuan heard this, she looked up at the nurse's face changed greatly.