As he spoke, he jumped up and disappeared through a few branches.

Hey, Miss Ru Xuan is quite childlike by nature.

If Li Qitang can give a demon exorcism talisman, I don't know if it will work, but that Ru Xuan girl can only make a bad trick for Huang Bo. It's quite refreshing, teaching people not to be able to bear to hurt her, but Huang Bo can't bear to be disturbed, and he really teaches people a dilemma.

I was embarrassed, and suddenly remembered that it would be better to go to the Dragon God Temple to find Longjing and think of a way.

Passing through the well of Zhengshan, he showed Zhengshan, and was busy and affectionately pulling me to not let me go: "Silly roe deer has nothing to do to talk to me about how boring I am alone in the well every day, and I finally look forward to you coming ......"

I smiled and said, "Today, I'm busy asking that girl in Longjing about playing Uncle Huang!" Anyway, you've lived in Yanyu Pavilion for a long time, so you probably know that girl, right? ”

Zhengshan glared and asked, "Which girl?"

I said, "It turns out that you don't know that the girl's name is Ru Xuan, and she came to make trouble for Uncle Huang today!"

Zhengshan frowned: "She's ......"

There are few pauses in the mountain, and there must be something inside. I hurriedly asked, "Zhengshan, do you know what's going on?" Tell me about it. ”

Zhengshan smiled: "Speaking of which, she said that she likes Ernar very much, and she doesn't know it, it turns out that the hair dryer was done by her, but it is really her temperament."

Huh? Like me? This was strange, and I hurriedly asked, "How did she know me?" Could it be that you have lived in the garden for a long time, and you see me shuttling and delivering supper every day? ”

Zhengshan nodded: "She always talks like a firecracker, I have talked to her, but her personality is too irritable, I don't dare to say much, but my temperament is not too bad, except for the fierce mouth, I have never seen her do anything bad."

I hurriedly asked: "Then did she mention how Huang Bo was born to offend her, and how did she have to let Huang Bo go?"

Zhengshan shook his head and said, "I haven't seen that girl in the past few days, I don't know what I'm busy with."

Of course, she was busy playing with Huang Bo, and I don't know what kind of ghost idea she will come up with next time.

I invited Zhengshan to go to Longjing to find a way. Zhengshan couldn't wait for a lot of people, so he was busy.

Longjing just peeled a bunch of chestnuts, the chestnut shells were piled high, and the melon slices were drooling, and it was not easy to take advantage of Longjing's inattention to take one in his mouth, and Longjing grabbed it back as soon as he stretched out his hand, and squeezed it for the cormorant to swallow

The fish squeezed the chestnut out of the sharp mouth of the melon slices, and the melon slices rolled into a boy, and the tears of coughing came out while holding his neck.

Zhengshan hurriedly said: "Gluttonous brother, don't be too greedy for melon slices, and it's pitiful to see that the parrot who always bullies himself is also strange......"

Long Jing pouted disdainfully: "Grab some of the side, the god won't fight with it, and be sympathetic to his subordinates, isn't it the tradition of the dragon god!" This god is magnanimous, and he has never been sorry for the details. But this is the food! There was a murderous aura in his eyes: "If anyone robs this god, this god will not give up."

Isn't Longjing learning from His Royal Highness? One bite of a god, unlike the nature of His Royal Highness, it seems extremely arrogant.

Melon Pian wiped his tears and ran to my side to lean on me, it was really pitiful, so I said: "If the Dragon God is unwilling to give melon slices to eat, teach Gua Pian to go back to Mei Cai's house!" The melon slice said that it was good to raise it with me, and my father and mother also asked me how to give birth to parrots that are always not at home, and I am afraid that I will steal them when I release them! ”

Long Jing raised his eyebrows and said, "With you, who will make fun of me?" If you turn into a foolish roe deer for me to play with, I will reluctantly give you the melon slices. ”

When Zhengshan heard this, he hurriedly said: "Gluttonous brother, don't be so stupid, roe deer, and chat with me, yo you, Lu Mingwu, I don't like to listen, and please ask gluttonous brother to raise your hand and put the melon slices and plum vegetables." ”

Long Jing rolled his eyes: "When the night owl enters the house, he doesn't come for anything." The two of you came to the Dragon God Shrine to find the original god this time, but for the sake of Old Man Huang? ”

Zhengshan hurriedly said: "Isn't it, Old Man Huang was tortured and asked Brother Gluttony to adjust and adjust, look at that Old Man Huang, who is lonely and strange, even if he speaks too impulsively, don't worry about him, okay?" ”

Long Jing came to the spirit and said with a straight smile: "How is it?" I don't know what kind of ghost the beast came up with to toss around, let's talk about it and listen to the gods to relieve the boredom, the dog bites the dog's hair, it's really funny and funny. ”

Zhengshan heard that there was a chance. wanted to speak again, Long Jing glared at him, and he had to silence aggrievedly.

I told Miss Ru Xuan about the melon seed skin and peanut shell Huang Bo jumping to his feet again.

The corners of Long Jing's mouth rose, and a playful smile appeared: "Ho ho, this is really an all-encompassing trick, very interesting, I don't know how to play next time, this god is also quite curious, let's go to see the monkey show at night."

Longjing is probably gloating, and he can't see that he is a god who should protect peace and benefit the people.

Uncle Huang can't sleep enough now, and he can't chop firewood, so he gave the Ru Xuan girl a good breath during the day, and now he is angry and angry, and he says that he has a toothache. Both cheeks were swollen, and the whole head and face looked like a dry and uneven pomegranate, unable to swallow, only to spin in place.

I persuaded Huang Bo to sleep, but Huang Bo was still irritable, screaming a few times, and smashing a tea bowl to vent his anger, Fang slammed the door and went in. Zhengshan and I hid behind the bushes, while Longjing sat condescendingly on the plane tree.

At the beginning of the lanterns of the Yanyu Pavilion and the crowd was boiling, it became more and more dark that Huang Bo's backyard cottage seemed to blend into the night.

After a while, the Ru Xuan girl came jumping up again.

This time, she turned over and jumped on the roof, took out a fire fold from her arms, wiped it twice, and hit the spark, which actually set the roof of Huang Bo's thatched house on fire!

I stood up in shock and was about to shout for fire, Long Jing hurriedly said: "Zhengshan, quickly pull the stupid roe deer back!" Zhengshan dragged me back and whispered: "Don't panic, it's not a big deal, just watch the excitement." ”

I hurriedly whispered: "Dragon God, if you don't put out the fire, seeing that the house is lit, Uncle Huang will die!" If the fire grows, the entire Ziyuchai Street will burn......"

Long Jing smiled: "Could it be that you have been a believer for so many years, don't you even know the ability of the Dragon Divine Master?" Don't be in a hurry, watch the show first. ”

How can I not be in a hurry, this is a matter of human life, and my heart is boiling oil, for fear of missing the opportunity to fight the fire. However, the dragon god must not have much to worry about here, but he is still nervous when he sees the turquoise flames burning.

The fire grew from small to large on the roof, hula lala shrouded the entire thatched hut, Huang Bo seemed to feel that the outside was unusual, put on his clothes and got up, pushed the door to see, his eyes were full of tongues of fire, his face was pale with fright, and he sat on the ground.

I saw that Huang Bo was stunned for a moment, then bounced up from the ground, and ran away, shouting as he ran: "Someone!" Fight the fire! Burn ····· It's burning! ”

Shouting all the way to the Yanyu Pavilion, the clothes he wore fell off, and he was only wearing a single coat in the cold wind, and he forgot about the cold.

The Ru Xuan girl looked sideways, the blue-green flame reflected on her pretty face, but saw that she was smiling sweetly and evilly, just to hear her snap her fingers, the fire that was about to burn the sky disappeared without a trace, the grass on the thatched roof was unscathed, not to mention the ashes, not even a cigarette.

I was stunned, could it be that this is the same as Zhengshan's specialty, is it an illusion?

At this time, I saw that the men, women and children of Yanyu Pavilion heard Huang Bo's shouting, and they all rushed over with buckets and basins, Mr. Mo held a jar full of water, ran in a hurry, and the water rippled out and wet all the clothes, and ran over first, but saw that Huang Bo's hut did not even have any traces of ignition, and the wind was calm, and he couldn't help but be stunned.

Huang Bo also rushed over with a wooden bucket at this moment, and when he saw this, his mouth opened wide, and the bucket was also knocked to the ground. Winter per Tuba.

Mr. Mo shouted: "Lao Huang! It's the time to be busy, what hysteria do you sow! When you are old, how can you play children's tricks? Alarm this entire Smoke and Rain Pavilion, don't say that you are dreaming of the fire you dreamed of! ”

Huang Bo was really incredulous about the scene in front of him, and he couldn't say anything: "This and this······ I, I literally saw the whole house burn down! ”

Mr. Mo glared at the copper bell and shouted, "Burn up? Didn't even light a cigarette when it burned up? Even if you've smoked a bag of cigarettes, you should have some fireworks right now! So calm and quiet, are you playing the big guy as a monkey? You have been obsessed for so many years, how can you give birth to a child who is going to school and making trouble, and you are disrespectful to the old? ”

Everyone also shouted: "It's a cold day, what kind of fame is Uncle Huang doing?" The big guy gets wet with water, and all the cold upper teeth knock on the lower teeth, isn't it fun! Do you want to toss people to death? ”

What Huang Boqianfu pointed out is that he is slumped, but it is pitiful, I have the heart to say a word to Uncle Huang, but I can't explain it clearly, I really worry about Uncle Huang.

And the Ru Xuan girl secretly hid behind the hut, saw Huang Bo's embarrassed appearance, covered her mouth and sneered.

Long Jing couldn't help but hold his stomach, he couldn't support his joy, and leaned forward and backwards.

Zhengshan shook his head: "This is not very proper, Old Man Huang is really unlucky, how can he provoke this woman, and I also sigh for it······"

I'm also a little angry with Miss Ru Xuan, and I have prejudices against Uncle Huang, so why bother to alarm the entire Yanyu Pavilion? At this moment, Huang Bo teased everyone's guilt, and I am afraid that he will not be able to wash it away even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

Uncle Huang was beaten for a long time, and everyone dispersed angrily, and fined Mr. Mo some months to set an example.

Huang Bo's single clothes were also wet with water, and now he was shivering from the cold, so he had to pack up and go to sleep, he was aggrieved and confused, and he looked at the roof in confusion before entering the house, hesitating as if he was dreaming, and pinched the flesh on his cheeks, and with a painful oops, Fang Hu entered the house suspiciously.

Unexpectedly, Miss Ru Xuan still didn't seem to be relieved, so she turned over and went to the room again, so she repeated the trick and wanted to ignite the fire again. I couldn't help but stand up and shouted, "Miss Ru Xuan, this time is enough for Huang Bo, please don't force each other anymore!" ”

Miss Ru Xuan rolled her eyes: "He provoked me, I have to let him pay back tenfold, when the girl is angry, naturally stop, now the girl has not played enough, you don't have to interfere, annoying the girl, but it's not very fun." He looked at us with a proud face.

Zhengshan hurriedly said: "Knowing mistakes can improve Mo Dayan, how can the old man Huang offend Er is so that he uses methods to tease him, why bother to add guilt to himself in vain......"

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