Chapter 42: Threaded Yo
"What did you say?"
I screamed, instinctively thinking that I had heard it wrong, I hadn't even held hands with her for three years, and now I slept with her, isn't this span too fast?
"Unwilling to pull down."
Miao Miao rolled her eyes and said lightly, turned her head and walked out.
"Well, don't mind."
I hurriedly caught up, my heart couldn't help but pound, damn, there are beautiful women to sleep with, Lao Tzu is not at a loss, what is unwilling, just now I was not sure, so I rubbed my hands and asked: "Are you sure." ”
"What is it for sure? Did I say anything? ”
Miao Miao looked a scoundrel, and she clearly intended to swallow back what she had just said.
I was anxious and said, "A gentleman is hard to chase after a word, and you can't talk about it." ”
Miao Miao blinked and said, "That's a gentleman, I'm a girl, and the two have nothing to do with each other." ”
"Damn!"
My intestines are full of regret, and my heart says that I should have agreed just now, and hesitated to make a wool, but now it's okay, and the cooked duck is flying again.
"Colored hearts have no colored gall."
Miao Miao glanced at me and said to me very seriously: "Don't think about it, this girl is completely out of the heart of a bodhisattva, and someone in the province was scared to pee his pants at night." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and gradually came back to a little taste, and she said to sleep together, the point is not to sleep, but to accompany, does Uncle Chai still have to come tonight?
"You mean ...... tonight" I was furious in my heart and hurried to find out.
"Shh
Miao Miao hurriedly stretched out a finger to cover my mouth and said, "I'll talk about it later." ”
I glanced back at Uncle Chai, who was lying upright, and didn't dare to speak again, so I hurriedly nodded in agreement, and then drove her home.
After arriving home, Miao Miao said to me: "Tell your village chief, don't bury me today, mortuary for a day, and don't leave anyone in that family at night, find another place to live." ”
"What do you want to do?" I asked.
Miao Miao snapped her fingers and said, "Wait for the rabbit." ”
I nodded, and called Ma Yongde, and he answered them all.
After that, it was time to wait, the dinner of the day was extraordinarily rich, my mother made a table full of good dishes to entertain Miao Miao, I ate a round belly, and there may not be so many delicious meals during the New Year.
After dinner, my mother began to inquire about Miao Miao's family history, just like a mother-in-law looking at her daughter-in-law, the more she looked, the more satisfied she felt, and my father was also happy next to her.
At this time, I suddenly received a call from Ma Yong, who asked me out and said that he had something to tell me.
I didn't dare to slack off, and I said that there would be no moths on Chai Dashan's side, but after I went out, I found out that not only he was there, but Ma Jialiang was also there, and the two of them looked at me obscenely and smiled.
"Damn!"
I knew what they looked like at a glance, I knew what they wanted to fart, and I must know that Miao Miao came to my house.
The people in the mountains are like this, and the fart can spread throughout the village in a few clicks.
"Hey, hey, Brother Chun, I can't see it, I have a good relationship at school, why don't you tell us?" Ma Jialiang arched me and said.
"Yes." Ma Yong also echoed the yin and yang weirdness: "I have a daughter-in-law and hide it from us." ”
"Don't talk nonsense." I was serious and said, "She and I are just classmates, don't think crookedly." ”
The two of them rolled their eyes, "Cut!" ”
Ma Yong said with disdain: "All the girls have come to the door, and they are still classmates, who will believe it." ”
"That's it, I still came to the door with gifts, everyone saw it, I heard that she was a rich daughter, educated and beautiful, and she would die if she admitted it." Ma Jialiang also said.
"It's really not what you think, we're just classmates, don't get me wrong." I said it with my mouth, but my heart was sweet.
"Death doesn't admit it." Ma Yong looked like you were hopeless, and slapped something in my palm as he spoke, and the thief smiled: "I know you won't prepare, take it, you're welcome." ”
"What?"
I picked it up and looked at it, and I almost didn't choke on a mouthful of saliva.
Durex!
It's actually a red Durex, and TM is threaded.
"You ......" I was speechless for a while, and I didn't take it in my hand, and I didn't accept it. What's even worse is that when I hesitated, Miao Miao actually walked out of the house and saw the three of us at a glance.
"What are you talking about?" She walked straight this way.
I felt like I was electrocuted, and hurriedly put Durex in my back pocket, "Ahem, it's nothing, nonsense." ”
"Come on, Chun'er!"
Ma Yong smiled evilly, rolled his hands and made a horn and said loudly to Miao Miao: "We can only help you get here!" ”
"Come on!"
Ma Jialiang also smiled and shook his fist at me.
After saying that, the two ran away giggling.
"Bastard."
I scolded unpleasantly.
"What are you doing?"
Miao Miao walked over and looked at the backs of Ma Jialiang and Ma Yong leaving, and said suspiciously.
"Nothing."
I hurriedly denied it, saying, "It's just a blind chat, about ...... A little bit about the Chai family. ”
"Really?"
Miao Miao glanced at me with a suspicious expression.
"Well, let's go to the store, it's not too early." I hurriedly digressed the subject and proposed.
Miao Miao nodded and didn't say anything more.
Then, I took her to the store, opened the door and saw the big rooster with a reed flower, her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up, and she was surprised: "Wow, what a beautiful colorful eagle." ”
I was stunned and puzzled: "Eagle? Isn't this a rooster? ”
"You know what."
Miao Miao glanced at me with disdain, and slowly explained: "Look at it, its mouth is like an eagle's hook, its claws are reversed, its crown is red and its eyes are blue, and its coat color looks quite mixed, but in fact, the color is gradually progressive, which is a rare treasure in our Qimen world, but it has not really grown up yet, so it looks similar to a rooster, and then there is another three or five years when its tail grows up, and there will be seven colorful tail hairs on its tail, and the name 'Colorful Eagle' is how it comes from, it wants to launch a ruthless attack, even wolves are afraid, and it is worth more than one million." ”
"So expensive?!"
I was stunned, I thought that Chen Jiutong lent me an ordinary rooster, at most a little more color, I didn't expect this thing to have such a big origin and exquisiteness, worth millions!!
God, I don't know if Hongcun can be worth so much if I sell it.
At the same time, I was also very puzzled in my heart, Chen Jiutong, a person who usually looked like a lot of dirt, had such a valuable thing?
Can you make so much money selling coffins for hundreds of dollars? What's more, the coffin is not something that can be opened every day.
And Miao Miao's sentence 'even the wolf is afraid of the attack' scared me even more, I used to tease it from time to time, but I didn't expect it to be so dangerous.
"Where did this thing come from?" Miao Miao looked at me very seriously.
"Someone gave it to me for self-defense." I answered truthfully, I chatted with her online before, because I didn't know my identity, so I didn't dare to reveal too much, and I didn't understand a lot of things about Hongcun's tricks with her.
Miao Miao nodded and said, "In this way, you tell me everything as it is, and don't miss any details." ”
"Okay."
I nodded, if I say who the person I trust the most besides my parents, I'm afraid it belongs to Miao Miao, although Ma Jialiang and Ma Yong are also iron buddies, but they are in Hongcun, so there are some things I can only have reservations about them, for fear that if I talk too much, I will involve them.
But Miao Miao is different, with her on the side, I don't have to mess around anymore, and there is no problem in terms of trust.
Then, I spent more than an hour talking about what happened in Hongcun, starting from Hai Meirong's suicide, along with what I saw and thought, little by little, in detail, and even lifted the ghost dot mark on my belly to show her.
Except for the ghost number!
It's not that I don't want to say it, but I don't want Miao Miao to follow Li Ying's mistakes, and I don't want her to be hurt. The ghost number doesn't seem to have shown any intention of harming me so far, but has rescued me many times, and it doesn't seem to matter if you don't say it.
That's the only place I keep.
After finishing speaking, Miao Miao touched the ghost dot Ding mark on my stomach and was silent for a moment, her face was a little shocked, and said, "Don't worry about this matter, the mark has no signs of being robbed for the time being." ”
"Are you sure?"
This mark has put too much pressure on me, and the leather-clad man said that he was investigating, and he didn't know what he was investigating, and there was no news for a long time, and everyone was gone, and now he seriously suspected that he was unreliable.
Miao Miao nodded and said, "When the ghost is in response to the robbery, the mark will be shiny and red, and some special marks will even itch. ”
"What the hell is trying to harm me, is the ghost robber still insured?" I hurriedly asked, this is the most important matter related to the life of the family, like a hanging blade that will fall at any time.
If something goes wrong with Gao Xiaolin, it should be me next.
"The ghost robber should have worked, and he won't be robbed in a short time." Miao Miao said with certainty.
I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Then what do you think of what happened in Hongcun?" ”
Miao Miao shook her head and said, "I don't dare to jump to conclusions about these things, let me think about it and talk about it, but one thing is certain, that is, you are being targeted by many things." ”
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in horror, "Yes, is it a ghost?" ”
"Don't panic yet."
Miao Miao saw my horror and comforted me: "Whether it is a person or a ghost, there are ways to deal with it, people are afraid of ghosts for three points, ghosts are afraid of people for seven points, if it is just a ghost, it is not difficult to deal with, what I am afraid of is that the collusion between people and ghosts is more tricky." ”
I was shocked, "Can humans and ghosts still collude?" ”
"The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit, in front of profit, ghosts and people are actually the same, the most unpredictable thing is not ghosts, but people's hearts."
Miao Miao said to me very seriously, paused, her eyes flashed a few times, and said to me very seriously: "Ah Chun, you remember one thing, never trust anyone too much, remember, it's anyone!" ”
I was upset by her solemn appearance, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and nodded stunned and said I knew.
"Giggles."
Miao Miao suddenly laughed when she saw my frightened appearance, reached out and pinched my chin and said with a smile: "Look at what scared you, don't worry, there is this girl here, you are fine." ”
I slapped her hand away and said stiffly, "I...... When did I get scared? ”
"It's hard to talk about."
Miao Miao shook her head speechlessly, then turned her gaze, stared behind me, and suddenly reached out from my back pocket like lightning, and said, "What is this?" ”
When I saw it, I was shocked, it was that Durex!
Miao Miao was also stunned after seeing it clearly, and a touching flush rose on her face.
"That!! That one!! ”
I was at a loss for a moment, and hurriedly explained: "It, it's not mine, they stuffed it into me, I didn't want to ...... with you"
"Don't you want to use it?"
Who knew that Miao Miao suddenly raised the Durex, bit her lip and said to me with a shy face.
"Ahem......"
My words of defense were stuck in my throat.
……