Chapter 41: Gone in Smoke
Wan Junwei shook his hand slightly, and something that looked like a deer and not a deer fell into the white mist.
At first, it was a little dazed, struggling to get up from the ground and shaking its head.
When Chenghuang saw it, he exclaimed, "Zhang Xiangzi?!" ”
The animal that looked like a deer and not a deer was stunned when it heard this, raised its head and glanced blankly, and said, "City God?!" ”
Chenghuang's eyes widened, and he snorted coldly: "You beast also has today!" ”
The guy called Zhang Xiangzi rolled on the spot, turned into a white young man, and as soon as he stood up, he was about to roll up his arms and sleeves and rush to Chenghuang, but he didn't pay attention to Wan Junwei behind him, raised his foot and kicked it straight, and almost kicked him with a vicious dog!
"Who kicked Lao Tzu?!" Zhang Xiangzi was furious, looked back, and found that there was a row of ghostly guys standing behind him, he was stunned on the spot, "You ......"
Wan Junwei snorted coldly: "You stupid roe deer, greedy for sleep, you were dozing when you were caught, and you didn't understand what's going on, right?" ”
"Starling, starling! Alas! A long sigh came out of the mouth of the yin soul Liu Xiao'er, and the hearts of the people were drunk when he heard it, his complaining look made Wan Junwei embarrassed to hit Zhang Xiangzi again, even his own people were already desperate, Wan Junwei felt that whatever he said was superfluous.
Zhang Xiangzi heard the sigh, turned his head and saw Liu Xiao, and was shocked again: "Brother, how are you ...... Wait a minute, is it possible that we are all captured? ”
Even I can't help but feel distressed, what the hell is this, how can it be stupid and cute?
"This is a fragrant roe deer!" Huang Tianchou heard my heart again and explained to me: "He is good, but unfortunately there seems to be something wrong with his brain. ”
I don't need Huang Tianchou to say the second half of the sentence, I can see it.
Liu Xiao nodded weakly, Zhang Xiangzi suddenly realized, and pointed at Wan Junwei with his hand: "You are the rescuers of the city god?" ”
Wan Junwei frowned and shouted, "Hey, I didn't ask you first, you asked about me!" ”
Zhang Xiangziqi said: "What do you want to ask me?" ”
"Ask me if you're involved in their teaming up to bully the City God!" Wan Junwei pointed at the ghost Liu Xiao'er with his hand, one was to let Zhang Xiangzi know who the "they" in his mouth were referring to, and the other one, Wan Junwei's finger directly sealed Liu Xiao'er's mouth, Liu Xiao'er was so anxious that he stared dryly, but his mouth seemed to be melted away and stuck together, and the dirty blood could only flow out of his nostrils.
I frowned, and said to myself, how did this child die, why is it so disgusting!
Huang Tianchou, the answering king, immediately spoke: "Look at that, you will die of illness!" As for what the disease is, it's not clear! ”
Zhang Xiangzi listened to Wan Junwei's question, hesitated for a moment, seemed to have made up his mind, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "I'm just a wind leader, let's see if there are any reinforcements coming to save the city god, it's not me who beats people!" I'm here to make up the numbers today, but I never do it! ”
I was speechless for a while, it turned out that this fragrant roe deer belonged to the people who watched the bicycle when they were fighting in a group! It's useless to have him, it's ...... Not really!
Wan Junwei smiled coldly at Liu Xiao'er: "Do you have anything else to say?" ”
After speaking, Wan Junwei put his hand down, Liu Xiaoer's mouth returned to its normal appearance, and he shook his head slowly and said nothing.
Grandpa Tai said expressionlessly: "Before we came, we already knew your details. Even if you don't say it, I know what is true or false. Calling Chenghuang to confront you is just convincing you. You are guilty of four things: First, you do not enter the Yin Division, and you stay in the world without permission. Second, for the sake of the troubled world, act wantonly. Third, it is reckless and premeditated. Fourth, rush into the city god, and commit the following crimes. Can you confess these four sins? ”
Liu Xiao'er nodded weakly: "Recognize it all!" I confess all the blame, and I am the sole bearer of all the blame, and it has nothing to do with my brother or my mother! Ask the immortals to punish me and let them go! ”
Grandpa smiled indifferently: "You are also righteous!" However, a dozen or so of your brothers are guilty, and just one of the following crimes is enough to nullify their ways. They are convicted and handed over to the city god. As for you......"
Grandpa's tone suddenly became fierce: "I don't care about other crimes, single one, if you hurt me Hu Tang to repay the horse, it is an unforgivable crime!" ”
Liu Xiao'er exclaimed: "That fox fairy is your camp's newspaper horse?!" ”
Grandpa Tai ignored him, and with a wave of his hand, Liu Xiao'er turned into a pool of dirty blood, and in the blink of an eye, even the dirty blood disappeared.
I was shocked and hurriedly shouted, "Grandpa, it's a bad thing!" Wang Xin's soul ......"
"Here we are!" Wan Junwei spread his right hand flatly, blew lightly, and two light clusters, one green and one white, appeared in his hand. Wan Junwei flicked at Wang Xin, and Wang Xin, who was originally dazed and blank, suddenly had a spirit, as if he had awakened in an instant.
I was overjoyed, and suddenly I heard the grandfather say: "Xiaoshui, this matter is over, let's go!" ”
Before the words fell, the dark room suddenly lit up with a dazzling white light, and a call came!
The breeze that had been standing in a room disappeared in an instant, including Huang Wanfu and Chenghuang, as well as Xiangzhangzi, who had not made a clear decision.
There was only a faint damp and cold breath, which proved to me that the scene just now was not a dream.
Ye Peiling, Reconciliation Bowen and Wang Xin all seemed to wake up from a dream, and said that they seemed to be asleep just now and had a dream.
The three of you talked about the dream one by one, and the dream was the same.
I smiled at them and told them, "That's not a dream, what you just saw in your dream happened right in front of my eyes." It's just that our observation points are different, but what we see is the same! ”
Ye Peiling squinted her eyes and pulled Wang Xin under the incandescent lamp to take a closer look, and said in surprise: "The dark clouds on your head are really gone, Wang Xin, how do you feel now?" ”
Wang Xin also regained his spirits, looked energetic, and said with a little blushing: "It feels great!" My heart is open! It's not like I've been sleepy all the time before, and I can't wake up from sleep! ”
Xie Bowen walked up to me with complicated eyes and said to me, "Wan Qishui, this is tonight...... Isn't it really a dream? ”
"You can take it as a dream!" I smiled and said to him: "Don't affect your normal life, but don't forget the content of the dream when you wake up from the dream, you can ignore them, but don't offend them, worship ghosts and gods, stay away!" ”
"Damn!" Xie Bowen looked up and down as if he didn't know me, frowning and looking me up and down: "When did you become such a god?" ”
I covered my mouth with an embarrassed face, and smiled helplessly at Xie Bowen: "I didn't say it just now!" ”
It really wasn't what I said just now, and I felt as if I couldn't control my mouth, and the words slipped out of my mouth.
Huang Tianchou laughed in my heart and said, "I tied your mouth just now and said it through your mouth." Who made him not believe in our existence anymore! ”
Xie Bowen looked at me incredulously: "If it weren't for the unbelievable thing I just experienced, I would definitely think you were kidding me!" ”
"You believe me?" I asked, surprised.
Xie Bowen nodded: "There's no reason not to believe it!" ”
Wang Xin also looked at me with admiration: "Brother Shui, you are too powerful!" ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said honestly, "Actually, it has nothing to do with me, the main thing is that they are better." ”
Ye Peiling was still thinking about Huang Wanfu in her heart, and asked me: "Wan Qishui, is my uncle and grandfather okay?" ”
Huang Tianchou directly tied my mouth and said, "What's wrong, my brother is fine now!" Except for your family's nemesis, he can practice with peace of mind. Brother can be reborn after two more retreats, and when the time comes, maybe he will find your ancestors, blow the whistle and wave the flag, recruit troops and horses to catch you as a disciple and go out of the mountain! ”
Ye Peiling's eyes widened, and he asked in surprise, "Really?" ”
"How is that possible!" Huang Tianchou laughed through my mouth: "I tease you to play with you, do you believe it?" ”
"Wan Qian Shui!" Ye Peiling pouted angrily: "You are so annoying!" ”
"I'm going to die unjustly!" I couldn't help but laugh and said to Ye Peiling: "Do you think that can be said by me?" ”
"Brother Shui, what do you mean by this?" Wang Xin asked me puzzled: "You, are you possessed?" ”
I nodded, "There's a guy in me with a broken mouth...... That's how handsome you look! Skillful, unfathomable, this time thanks to him, if it weren't for his cleverness, you would be in danger, you have to thank him! ”
Wang Xin looked at me dumbfounded, and I rolled my eyes at her.
Wang Xin asked with difficulty: "Is this ...... It's not what you said, right? ”
I nodded pitifully.
Wang Xin burst out laughing: "He's quite interesting!" Brother Shui, you tell him for me, I thank him! ”
I took a deep breath, snatched back the right to speak, and said to Wang Xin, "Thank him for doing a six...... It's not sincere to say it! Why don't you buy a roast chicken and hot pot of wine to express your heart, as the saying goes, it's not good, take people softly, eat people with short mouths. Maybe he will be happy to eat and drink, and he will give you a calculation of marriage, and see what kind of husband you will find in the future! ”
Wang Xin shyly smacked me, I said in my heart Huang Tianchou, you hurry up and give me down, I'll go crazy if I play like this again!
Huang Tianchou smiled "haha" and flashed away from me, I only felt that my body was light, and then every joint was sore and sore.
I shook my arm and shook my head and said to Wang Xin: "Don't listen to those words just now, it's all my Huang Xian'er playing with you, now that he has withdrawn, I have to find a place to sleep, why don't you have anything, I'm so tired?" It's sore and sore, ouch, it's like running 3,000 meters yesterday! ”
Ye Peiling said on the side: "This is normal. Every time my uncle and grandfather finished getting up, my grandmother would get tired, and she said that it felt like her whole body was about to fall apart. ”
I nodded, "yes, that's how I feel right now!" ”
Ye Peiling said: "My grandmother said that this is because their bodies are different from human beings, and when they put on their bodies, they are actually right. Because the body structure is different, after they dodge, the person who is put on the body will feel tired, because when they are put on the body, it is equivalent to your body is actually awkward to cater to them. ”