"What kind of bicycle do you want?" Hu Feixue glanced at me, put away her shocked and envious eyes and said to me: "I really don't know if it's time to be nice to you in the future, if you don't fool us, then you can make us disappear between these few moves, will I stop squinting in the future?" ”

"Can you stop making trouble?" I said to Hu Feixue: "I'll repeat the trick to you, but the problem is that I just know it, I can't use it." It's a piece of, and at most it's just a long way for me to learn. It's not certain whether you can play it in your lifetime. Watching the eagle fly in the sky, I said this trick is called soaring, but if you let me fly one, it won't be possible at all, right? ”

"Okay, we never expected you to have what you are today. But no matter how awesome you are, you have to do what you have to do in front of you. Huang Tianchou smiled and said to me, "Let's write a hall list!" ”

Generally speaking, the list is written by the soldiers of the Three Seas. If time permits, then on the night of moving the pole, write the hall slip and hang the hall slip the next morning, and the hall will be completed.

There were also times when it was too late to move the pole that day, and the next morning the Sanhai Gang soldiers wrote it.

The main reason why the Sanhai Gang was asked to be a ghostwriter and write the list well is that the list is not written as much as you want. The secondary reason is that the bill is not written in vain, which is also a ghostwriting fee.

And there are a lot of rules for writing a hall list. First of all, who is the head of the hall is very important.

The so-called head of the hall is who is to be enshrined at the top of the center of the hall. In the past, most of the immortal families worshipped the third master Hu, but this is not the case with the current hall list.

Now there are also those who write about Mrs. Hu, but there are relatively few of them. Most of them are written about the Heavenly Sect Master, the Golden Flower Sect Master, and the like.

Writing the head of the hall does not mean that people are sitting in this hall, but similar to the ancestral tablet, who we worship in the hall, this is for others to see.

When my master signed up last night, he went straight to the point and said that our hall respects heaven and earth, and we worship Taiji.

That is to say, my hall is the Bagua Hall, and the head of the hall is the Tai Chi Bagua, and my master's name will fall in the middle of the Tai Chi Bagua, which is his own rule, very bullish and handsome. However, it also means that he has no backing, and he fights the world by himself, which seems to be a little lacking in confidence.

Of course, it's only me who is insufficient, as for my master, he dares to respect Heaven and Earth Taiji, and this self-confidence is enough to explain everything.

In addition to the head of the hall to find out who his hall is mixed with, he also has to settle the soldiers and horses to understand.

It's impossible to write together, it's weird if it's not messy.

From top to bottom, the order of settling soldiers and horses is generally Hu, Huang, Qingfeng, Chang Python, and Outer Five Elements.

Moreover, men on the left and women on the right, the names should be arranged according to generations, and there should be a road of soldiers and horses in the middle.

The name of the head of each row, that is, the name closest to the Terracotta Road, is the leader of the first row, the leader of the whole clan, followed by the second row, the third row and the fifth row of leaders. Each performs his own duties and helps the head of the platoon to take care of the soldiers and horses of the battalion, big and small things. In other words, there are only a few leaders of various clans under the head of the sect master, and he doesn't care about other idle things.

And the leaders of the first row of each clan only care about the second, third, fourth, and fifth rows of leaders below, and other idle people do not mix.

This is the art of leadership, otherwise what is the purpose of promoting subordinates?

The arrangement of male fairies is still a little different from that of female fairies, female fairies do not have so many sect leaders, and generally only one female sect leader is fine. According to the rules of the fairy family, female fairies are half a head shorter than male fairies, including the same head row sect leader.

Therefore, the same male and female sect leaders closest to the Terracotta Road, the female sect leader must be based on the orders of the male sect leader.

Terracotta Road, as the name suggests, is the path that soldiers and horses take when marching and fighting. The most important thing on the hall list is the smooth flow of soldiers and horses.

If the Terracotta Road is not arranged, the consequences will be very serious. The immortals are all held back in the hall list and can't get out, and it is small to see that things are confused, which makes the younger brothers, horses, chickens and dogs restless.

The old fairy and the younger brother have the same heart, and when the old fairy is not happy, it will be fully reflected in the younger brother. Who can be happy to hold anyone at home and can't get out? Therefore, the younger brother will also be very uncomfortable, and in severe cases, he will be seriously ill or in a trance, and he may also be self-abused.

This is actually a punishment from the fairy family for the younger brother, probably that you fool, you can't understand this little thing, and you will hold our own people inside, who will you clean up if you don't clean up?!

This is basically the same as an old joke sewing the quilt cover and sewing yourself into the inside.

The reason for this may be the problem of my younger brother, I feel that I can do it, I waved my pen, and I wrote the list myself. I didn't pay attention and blocked the terracotta road.

Another disgusting reason is that the Three Seas Gang is bad. This situation generally occurs when the younger brother and the immortal family do not communicate well, the younger brother's heart is open to the mountain gate, and the old immortal does not know anything if he does not sit down.

The reason why the Sanhai Gang is so troublesome is because of two reasons, they can't get along with their younger brothers, maybe they don't have the money in place, or they don't get along well. There is also a half-hall helper who may be a vest. used the help trick to detain a few powerful immortals for his use, worried that people would know about it afterwards, so he wrote a letter to the hall, and the old fairy couldn't get out, so the news naturally couldn't spread.

Therefore, writing a list is not only a matter of being able to write, but also has to be a lot of rules.

Fortunately, there is a two-layer relationship between Fang Gang and Jin Ying, and Ma Jia is reluctant to take on this trouble, because the ghostwriting fee is not much, and I can't toss it all morning, so I taught me how to write the hall list in advance.

I was dressed and washed. I spread the yellow cloth hall sheet on the table, and folded the soldiers and horses little by little according to the method taught to me by the vest.

After leaving the terracotta road, I began to arrange the layout, after all, there are more than 800 immortals, if the layout is not arranged, the back is likely to not be written, or even if it is written, it is not as loose as the front look.

Everything was arranged, and I wrote two square characters from right to left on the top of the hall list - "Offering".

And directly below the two words of worship, in the center of the position, a circle was drawn, and an S was written in the circle, which is considered a congenital gossip.

The Hu character falls on the upper fisheye, the Ba character falls on the lower fisheye, and the Tianzi is placed in the middle. A very remote hall is considered to have been written.

In order not to make my master too shabby, I filled in the left and right with four boys and four virgins. Take charge of the order, seal, flag, and sword in our lobby.

Under this, it is necessary to worship the master of the medicine king.

Tangkou not only sees things, but also sees a doctor. As a brother of the fairy family, there is also a nickname that is the witch doctor, as soon as the eyes are closed, I dare to fool me This is Zhu Youshu.

Therefore, the medicine king is bound to be enshrined under the innate gossip of the hall.

Master Yaowang has to have a golden boy and a jade girl by his side, and he has to bring four apprentices, namely Lao Hua Tuo, Sun Simiao, Li Shizhen and Wang Shuhe.

These four are considered the four great medicine kings.

Next, it will be arranged with Hutang's soldiers and horses.

Since it is the soldiers and horses of the Hu family, it is also to enshrine the tablet of the ancestors, and Mrs. Hu San sits in the hall, and Mrs. Hu San has to accompany her.

Under the grandfather and grandmother, it is the soldiers and horses of the Hu family. Divided into men on the left and women on the right, in turn, this writing is more than half an hour, my waist is almost tired, and more than 300 people are considered to have finished writing.

After writing that the Hu family is the Huang family, the Huang family's grandfather sits in the hall, and the Huang family's grandmother also has to accompany him.

Now many people think that the Hu family is the third master and the third grandmother, and the Huang family must also be the third grandfather and the third grandmother. In fact, this is a bit of a rumor. How can it be so coincidental that all those in charge are three? Can the old lady of the Huang family be happy?

Write down in turn, and keep busy until nearly halfway through, and then I am done.

Hang up the hall list, put on the big offering prepared by my mother, and light 36 sticks of Tiangang incense, my very important event is busy.

Looking at my cousin list, my mother and father were full of emotion, who would have thought that their children would embark on such a road of no return in the future?

At lunch, my mom asked me what I wanted to do after I set up a church. Printing business cards for advertising?

I smiled and asked her, "What is this for?" Get me a job? ”

My mother nodded very seriously: "Of course, otherwise our family lives so high, who would know that you are out of the horse?" I'll ask your dad to go to the photocopy agency and put the big print on the window! ”

"What's the sticker?" My dad looked at my mom and asked.

"Fortune telling!" My mom said, "What else else can I post?" Jumping God? ”

I vetoed my mother's idea with a black line in my head, and told her that I would take care of my business myself, and she didn't have to bother. Fortune-telling is something that people learn to do easily, we don't do it, I only care about ghosts and gods and healing, and nothing else is under my control.

As soon as my mother heard that I could still cure diseases, she immediately aroused her curiosity and asked me, "What diseases can you cure?" I also felt that it was inappropriate to put a fortune teller on the window, and I had a feeling that I couldn't lift my head. But sticking to the clinic is different, I feel very face-saving! ”

I gasped and hurriedly told her, "Mom, don't worry about it. Don't post anything, I don't know what's going on. Will you allow me to rest for two days? ”

My mother rolled her eyes, looked clear, and said, "You still think carefully." We really have to see if you're good old fairy. Don't blow it out when the time comes, you won't be able to see a doctor again, that's even more embarrassing. Or you can see me first, I'm uncomfortable everywhere every day, you help me check and see what's wrong, and then help me treat, if it's better, let's publicize it, right? ”

As soon as I heard my mother say that she was not feeling well anywhere, I immediately paid attention to it, put down my chopsticks and walked to the front of the hall, and when I looked, they were having a party again.

I rushed to the camp, muttering silently in my heart, wanting to invite one to show my mother what was wrong.

As soon as the words fell, an acquaintance flew out of the camp, holding a half-gnawed chicken leg in one hand and wiping the oil on his mouth with the other hand and said to me, "Brother Shui, haven't you seen you for a long time?" ”