Chapter 382, the dead fat man is actually ......

Shocked jaw drop, really jaw dropped, I couldn't imagine that the heroine of this plate would be the language of fire, that girl just sat on the bed so casually, the lazy appearance and the fire language I had seen before was really a little different. "Waste, if you see this plate, it means that the nervous dead fat man has found you. I didn't want to talk to you, but there are some things I have to say. "The expression of the fire whisper is as cold as ever." You know that I don't want to leave Xiao Yan's side now, and her is all because you are too wasteful. So, waste, you have to be responsible. ”

Eh, I said, can you stop shouting so directly, it's always been "waste", I'm really convinced, is the dead fat man your friend? No wonder it's all so weird. "The provincial department has made a decision, to take Xiaoyan on the road, those brain-dead, one by one old ones are going to be buried in the ground, and they are so ignorant of human feelings, I want to cremate them in advance." I've seen her twice before, and she hasn't said so many words to me twice, so it seems that this complaint is really uncomfortable. "To put it simply, the dead fat man went over to help you, you two waste to get things done, and I kept the words. That's it. "The screen has become a snowflake, damn it, that's it? I picked up the remote control and pressed fast forward to see if there was any information in the back, but the voice of a dead fat man came from the side.

"Amitabha, that Buddha, donor, you don't need to fast-forward, and you don't need to watch fast broadcasts, the poor road has filmed so much, it's useless to fast-forward, Amen." When the dead fat man said it, he actually drew a cross very seriously.

"You, you, you, can you talk to me seriously? Don't be a Buddha and a god, why didn't I see you talking like this when you were selling that day. "Deliberately, this fat man must have said this on purpose.

"Amitabha, that Buddha, donor, selling is just a means of poor amateur living, just like an actor, naturally you can't show your self at will when you work, it's not working time, so the poor way still has to appear in the form of your own self. Amen. The dead fat man shamelessly continued his religious hodgepodge.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, take out the plate, you get me into the working state." For this kind of guy who is obviously a little nervous, I really have no choice, I took out two hundred yuan from my bag and threw it at him, "Brother wants to sell the plate, you give me a working state!" ”

"Oh, I know, the customer is God, but, you can talk to me about a hundred yuan, I prefer to do business without capital, and the other hundred yuan is the plate just now, I haven't received it from you, well, this is counted, what is the problem Now you just ask, the customer is God, within a hundred yuan, you can ask anything, including the color of my underwear, if you don't think it's fun to ask, I can take off my pants and show you."

"Stop, stop!" This dead fat man, I'm still so neurotic when I enter the working state, but I'm a neurotic, and I actually expect a neuropathy to talk to me normally...... "Tell me who you are first, this confusion is really uncomfortable." ”

"Oh, poor Dao, uh, no, I'm sorry, I forgot, I'll make you ten dollars." The fat man said with a grin, then coughed dryly and cleared his throat, "I, like you, am a member of the special operations team of the HB Provincial Public Security Department, and the area I am responsible for is Hanquan City, you can call me Cangyue, as for what the surname is, I won't tell you, and you don't ask that woman, anyway, she doesn't want to pay attention to you." ”

"Oh, I know." What is the attitude of the fire language towards me, can I still not know? "Then tell me, whether you are a Buddhist, a Taoist or a believer in Jesus, why are you so complicated to speak?"

"Well, this, you know, life in the world must know how to be inclusive, learn from the strengths of all families, whether it is Buddhism, Jesus or what, everything that can be used, we have to bring it, that, as for what line of work I am in, hehe, I am the direct descendant of the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Mansion Thunder Puhua Tianzun, and my Ji family has also written a strong stroke in the history of China." The dead fat man is still talking there, I'm really drunk, didn't you just say that you wouldn't tell me what his surname is, why did you expose yourself after a while, Ji Cangyue, this name looks like a woman's name, no wonder Ya is not happy to say it.

"So, you're still a descendant of the Yellow Emperor." Nine Heavens Ying Yuanfu Thunder Puhua Tianzun, is the first god of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and later was respected as the Central Yuan Ling Yuanjun, it seems that this girl should belong to Taoism, Huang Lao's art or something. But I don't know when, when people talk about Taoism, they only know Lao Tzu, but they forget the Yellow Emperor.

"Yes, otherwise, that stinky girl in the Wind Dance Language, why don't you worry about letting me come here to help you, but I said that you are really, I found out that the female ghost followed the first day, and you only found out the next day, alas, it was worse than I expected, tsk, no wonder the girl in the Wind Dance has little confidence in you, and when it comes to you, it is full of lawsuits."

"Who's Wind Dance?" It's a strange name, do I know this person?

"It's the woman in the disc just now, don't you know it? Then why did she open her mouth and shut up and call you a waste? She didn't sleep well, and she had to let me help her finish this video before she fell asleep. "Hearing me ask who Wind Dance is, the dead fat man actually complained.

But I didn't bother to listen to him complain, because my mouth was open enough to fit a duck egg. Wind Dance is obviously the name of Fire Language, what surprised me was not this sentence, but the second half of the sentence, I had to finish the video before I fell asleep, so at that time, the video of Fire Language wearing pajamas was taken by this dead fat man? What is the relationship between the two...... And the latter sentence sleeps......

"Hey, do you want to do this, why do you all hear similar words, I'm also a Yellow Emperor blood, why do I show this kind of duck egg eating expression every time someone hears that she is my girlfriend." From the time I met him, the dead fat man showed a decadent and deflated expression for the first time, but in the blink of an eye, he straightened his chest and looked arrogant, "That's right, I'm your goddess, the boyfriend of the Fire Whispering Girl, how about it, envy?" Jealous? Hate? "Seeing the same expression as the twenty-five eighty-thousand, I really felt guilty. Goddess, well, I admit that she is cold, I admit that she is beautiful, and I also admit that she is very powerful, but I am not interested in the stinky nature of dragging it. Perhaps, only the strange thing like a dead fat man can just match the dead face of the fire language.

To be honest, this disc is really not good news for me, a dead face that can be mobilized by the provincial department at any cost, no matter how you look at it, it is more reliable than a nervous dead fat man, working with this teaser, I'm afraid I didn't let the demons and monsters die, but let him die of anger first. After introducing himself, he also proudly introduced to me the spell called the Thunder Prison that trapped the female ghost, this girl created this spell not for combat or anything at all, but to trap the fire language who didn't want to listen to his chatter and escaped, I'll take it, don't you want to be so weird.

When Bai Bing called me from the bathroom to get her clothes, the dead fat man finally stopped nagging, jumped up from the bed, ran to the door and pulled the door open and jumped out, still muttering: "Amitabha, that Buddha, the poor way will not disturb the good deeds of the two donors." But when I went to close the door, the maid suddenly put her head through the crack in the door and said to me with a lewd smile, "Donor, remember, Tantra rejoices in Zen." ”

"Get out!"

Bai Bing, who came out of the bathroom, stumbled a little, and her face was red, which made me nervous for a while, thinking that she hadn't slowed down from her previous move, tsk, just when I was thinking about whether I was going to end her virginity tonight, she simply threw herself into my arms, there was air conditioning in the hotel, and I was wearing a shirt on my upper body, through the thin fabric, I could even feel the hot touch from the bare skin on her body. Coupled with her misty eyes, it's really sultry.

Wait, it's hot to the touch, it's not right, isn't it a little too hot. Raised his hand and touched her forehead, I'll strangle it, where is this whining, it's a fever at all, it seems that this weather has been doused with cold water, even if it's a physique like Bai Bing, I can't stand it. With her left hand on her back and her right hand on her legs, a princess hugged Bai Bing and put her on the bed, but when I covered her with the quilt and wanted to pour her a cup of hot water again, this girl stretched out a hand and grabbed my clothes, "Don't, don't go, I'm so cold, hug me ......" Her cheeks turned even redder, I don't know if it was burned or ashamed. The way Ren Jun tasted it was really uncontrollable. I lowered my head and kissed her on the cheek, then slipped into the covers and hugged her hot body.

Bai Bing's body is not as soft as that of ordinary girls, she is toned, and every inch of her skin contains amazing explosive power, but even so, her fiery body is still full of infinite charm. I love fish and bear paws, I don't know if this is sorry for Tian Tian, after all, according to Tian Tian's meaning, it is for me not to think about her anymore, and Bai Bing is also a woman selected by Tian Tian for me and is suitable as my wife. Yin and yang are separated, even if I do things for the underworld as Sister Yixin said, at most, it will only alleviate Tian Tian's sins and let her enter reincarnation early, and it is impossible for her to come back to life like a walking corpse like before. Perhaps, just like Sister Yixin said before leaving, marrying Bai Bing and making Tian Tian our daughter is the best choice at present......