Updated: 2011-12-27

Chapter Eighty-Four: Bad Coffee

"Ling'er!" A voice sounded from the peach forest that Wu Ling'er had just run to, and Wu Ling'er shouted: "I'm not free now, I'm going to look for ......"

Suddenly, Wu Ling'er stopped, and when she turned around, she saw Coffee dressed in white smiling happily at her in the peach blossom bush: "Hey! In such a hurry, where are you going? ”

"Hey, you big-headed ghost! Didn't I tell you that I wasn't allowed to cos my handsome guy? In broad daylight, you dare to sway around in my house in white clothes, don't you? Believe it or not, I called Ji Zai to smelt you into a hairless stinky cat!! Seeing Coffee coming to the bamboo house so blatantly in broad daylight, she didn't know why she was low-key, Wu Ling'er was so angry that she wanted to beat him.

After Ji Zai, who ran out closely, heard Wu Ling'er's words, he immediately smashed a ball of blue light in his hand towards the coffee. Coffee, who was immersed in the joy of reunion, never thought that Ji Zai would suddenly make a move on him.

Ji Tsai shrugged: "Ling'er wants me to burn you into a hairless kitten, so I do it, what?" Comments? ”

"When did you listen to Ling'er like this?" Coffee, who had changed back into a human form, didn't dare to wear white clothes anymore, so she had to change into a bean-colored trench coat.

Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ling'er: "Well, since a certain big cat betrayed us, I began to listen to Miss Ling'er very much in order to atone for my sins!" When Ji Tsai said this, he especially emphasized the words "betrayal" and "Miss Ling'er".

Hearing Ji Zai's words, the coffee suddenly lost its words: "...... I'm sorry! ”

A peach slammed on Coffee's head, making Coffee hold his head and scream: "Brother Win, didn't you beat me yesterday?" Why are you still beating me? ”

"It's been said a long time ago, don't be around those people, you'll be stupid!!" Brother Ying looked at the coffee angrily: "Didn't you find out that Ling Er and Ji Zai were fixing you together?" ”。

Coffee suddenly looked innocent: "Why? ”

"Like I was going to beat you up yesterday, they're going to fix you today! Didn't I remind you yesterday? ”。 Brother Ying picked a few peaches from the tree and put them in the bamboo basket in his hand, no matter how a boy does such a woman's action, it will be awkward, but Brother Ying has no other words to describe it except handsome.

The coffee cautiously moved to Wu Ling'er's side: "Why haven't you seen each other for two months, and Brother Ying has become handsome again?" This kind of thing is usually done by Ji Zai, right? Why is Brother Ying doing so beautifully now? ”

Wu Ling'er knocked the coffee on the head angrily: "Regret it, right?" Tell you, as long as you stay by this girl's side, the handsome guy is worth doubling every day, you came later than everyone, and now you still owe two months, beware of becoming a tail pig! Now, Mung Bean and Little Green Green are more handsome than you! ”

Coffee Gu Shi made a bitter face: "Won't it?" I thought what I had been doing for the past two months was very cool! Anyway, you have to give me some points! ”

"Add you a big head, I won't deduct your points, it's good to downgrade you! Next time you dare to do this, I will definitely peel your skin and bones, and let the mung bean help me knead it into a leather mattress, and the bones will be used to make wine! Wu Ling'er viciously walked to the bamboo house with her coffee ear: "And Brother Ying, you too, you wanted to lie to me just now!" See how I'll clean you up when I'm staying!! ”

Brother Ying, who was carrying a basket in his hand, only smiled faintly when he heard Wu Ling'er's warning: "I'm afraid you won't make it?" Wu He, who had been standing on the sidelines and watching since he ran out just now, shook his head with a smile: "I guess...... If Ling Er confronts you, there is no chance of winning! ”

Back in the house, Xiaohua poked her head and saw the coffee that was being carried by Wu Ling'er and nodded: "Back?!" I'll have to wait a little longer for breakfast! Then he went back to the kitchen.

Coffee looked at Wu Ling'er stupidly: "Why is Xiaohua so cold?" ”

"How else? Do you want to give you a grand one? Or do you think that Ji Zai and I didn't welcome you well enough? Wu Ling'er raised her eyebrows and turned her head to look at Ji Zai: "Someone is not satisfied with your greeting!" ”

Ji Zai smiled faintly: "It's just right, I also feel like I haven't done much just now!" Why don't we go outside to practice again, and we can eat breakfast made of Xiaohua when our stomachs are empty? ”

"Practice? Practice?! Coffee only felt that his brows were twitching: "Ji Zai, I was beaten by Brother Ying yesterday until I vomited blood!" And the wound on his body was cracked open by a spider yesterday! Do you have any friends to love? ”

"Friends love, none of us have it here! Gay love, let's see if the Ji Zai who was abandoned by you will have it for you! Anyway, I wish you the best of luck! After speaking, Wu Ling'er had unceremoniously pushed the coffee off the lawn, and then flashed back to Wu Mei's room, after this girl stayed here, she became more and more lazy, it turned out that she would get up in the morning to practice, and now she slept later than herself.

Suddenly pushed by Wu Ling'er like this, the coffee fell to the lawn, and a pain in his abdomen came, making him unsteady on his feet and almost falling. At this time, a hand held him: "Are you an idiot, or are you really sluggish?" It doesn't matter if you are hit on the head by an earthworm, Wu Ling'er can't dodge you like this, are you a white tiger or an idiot? ”

Covering the wound on his abdomen, Coffee smiled reluctantly: "Aren't I pretending to be pitiful?" If you don't, you might be able to fix me! With that, he and Ji Tsai sat down beside the grass.

"Do you know you've got a big deal this time?" Ji Zai looked at the sky and said lightly: "Don't think you'll be fine when you come back!" Tell you, I can't cover you for the trouble you made this time! Ask for your own blessings! ”

As soon as he heard Ji Zai say this, the coffee suddenly stuck to Ji Zai and cried: "Ji Zai, won't you?!! You're my only bargaining chip, didn't you protect me no matter what happened before? Ji Zai, you must not abandon me!! ”

Ji Zai struggled hard, trying to shake off the kraft candy on his body, but found that he couldn't get rid of him at all, and after discovering this, he had to give up this futile behavior: "You do good things yourself, you solve it yourself!" Don't count on me this time! It's good that I didn't get sat down because of you! If you want to die yourself, don't pull me! I can't think about how many times I've died for you in all these years! Now I don't have any feathers growing all over my body, I ¥%&#%......*¥......&(¥¥%!) #¥......" The advantage of staying with Xiaohua for a long time is that I have also learned to think fragmented, but this benefit is self-recognized, or recognized, so I don't know. At least, coffee has the urge to run away now.

"Breakfast is ready! Come in if you want to eat!! Xiaohua can be regarded as a solution to the siege of coffee. He immediately jumped up happily: "I want to eat!" It's been a long time since I've eaten breakfast made by Xiaohua! I'm hungry!! ”

Seeing the coffee running into the kitchen like a gust of wind, Ji Zai smiled bitterly: "Stupid cat, why haven't you become smarter after so long?" How did you survive these two months? I've already reminded him just now, why is this still the case?! ”

Just when Ji Zai stood up, Wu Ling'er and Wu Mei just pushed open the door and walked out, she couldn't help but smile after seeing that Ji Zai had no coffee beside her: "Let's go, Mei'er, let's watch a good show together!" He lied to us for so long, there is no reason not to fix him! After speaking, he unceremoniously dragged Ji Zai to the restaurant: "Xiaohua, you can't eat all the things for coffee, I haven't eaten yet!" ”

Wu Ling'er, who had just run into the restaurant, happened to see the food in her mouth squirting out of the coffee in her mouth: "It's so spicy!" It's so spicy, so spicy!! After saying that, he was already looking for water to drink everywhere with tears in his eyes!!

Seeing the appearance of coffee, Wu Ling'er smiled happily and poured herself a glass of water: "Ah, I'm thirsty, pour a glass of water to drink!" ”

As soon as the coffee saw that there was water to drink, he jumped over and snatched the cup from Wu Ling'er's hand, and poured the whole cup of water into his mouth in one gulp: "Poof! With a bang, the water that had just entered his mouth was immediately squirted out by him: "It's hot, it's hot!! ”

Wu Ling'er looked at the coffee with an innocent face: "I've been forbidden to drink cold water since a long time ago, don't you know?" Ah, by the way, I remember, it seems like after you left! No wonder you don't know! Seeing Wu Ling'er's appearance, Wu Mei couldn't help but smile: "Sister Ling'er, you are so amazing!" ”

"It's a piece of cake, it's not okay to clean up others, it's too easy to clean up this big stupid cat!" Wu Ling'er looked at the coffee with a smug expression.