I'm very upset, maybe I'm a little sensitive now, so I hate people asking if it's a man or a woman, and I don't understand why they pay attention to my gender. But looking back, it is also possible that the TV station deliberately played tricks there, because the villagers she interviewed were not very familiar with me, it can be said that except for Sanlin, no one else knew anything about it, and besides, others didn't know that Fang Dapeng would definitely insist that I was a woman, so could I seek the answer of whether I was a man or a woman in the limited program time?

Thinking about it, I saw the hostess knock on the door of my cousin's house, and my cousin opened the door very happily, but I could see that he was a little stunned and uncomfortable when he saw the camera, and he didn't let the female reporter enter the door but asked directly at the door: "Are you okay?" ”

The female reporter looked very polite, looked at her cousin and opened her mouth directly: "Hello, uncle." I heard that you are very familiar with Mr. Ma named Jiaolong, right, we want to know about this Mr. Ma through you. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't accept interviews, Jiaolong specially told me when she left, if the fourth aunt is reported, she doesn't want to reveal her personal information, because their business is very special, she doesn't want to be paid too much attention in this way, she wants to keep a low profile, girl, you go pick someone else, I still have something to do, it's closed."

After speaking. My cousin's door was also closed happily, which was expected by me, because when I was leaving, my cousin was a little unhappy when he heard Erli say that he was going to be interviewed, and I did say hello to him, so what my cousin said in the camera was indeed my idea.

"Hey, uncle, uncle!!"

The female reporter shouted outside the door for a long time. A little helplessly turned to look at the camera: "This uncle, who is known as the third brother in the mouth of the villagers, doesn't seem to want to talk more about this Jiaolong, the show so far, the only regret is that we have not been able to meet this mysterious Mr. Ma, although we can't have a real body of Ma Jiaolong in our show, but some villagers also gave me some other clues when I came, it is said that this Mr. Ma named Jiaolong is from Anton, and is well-known in the local area, although I don't know where she learned this, But we believe that there are many strange people in the people, of course. We also hope that one day we can meet this Mr. Ma face-to-face and learn more about the folk wonders from her mouth. ”

Then. It was the same cut of the circle of shots I saw just now, and I waited for a while, waiting for the sentence, 'Explore, take you into the folk wonders, After the real corpse fraud incident' was finished, the camera actually went directly to the indoor broadcast room, an old expert who seemed to be very knowledgeable and a host sat in it, and there was a sign below the old expert, which wrote a certain medical doctor, and the rest didn't need to look at it to know what it was saying, this thing can be broadcast must be explained in a certain aspect, otherwise who the hell dares to broadcast, took the remote control and immediately changed the channel for grandpa: "Grandpa look at something else." ”

It seems that I just caught up with the tail, I don't know what I said before, but it doesn't matter, I was tired of hearing the word Jiaolong throughout the article, and my grandfather looked at me: "Jiaolong, it's you, the Jiaolong they said is you, it's you, it's tall, it's beautiful, it must be you, you go to show people the corpse." ”

I smiled: "Grandpa, don't think about it so much, how ordinary my name is, it's the same name, you watch TV, watch some sketches or something, don't look at this thing." ”

Grandpa frowned slightly: "Didn't you go to work just now, why did you come back like this, Zongbao." ”

"Oh, I'll come back and get something, and I'll be back in a minute."

I answered, raised my feet and walked directly to the bedroom where my grandfather lived, fortunately, my grandfather was not very well in the past two days, I went home and laid the floor, otherwise the rolling shutter door would not be blocked by those reporters into the store, thinking, I took it out, and directly dialed Fang Dapeng's number and put it in my ear, I have to ask clearly, is this a surprise in his mouth! It almost didn't scare me!

"Hey ......"

After waiting for a while, Fang Dapeng's sleepy voice came over the earpiece, "Which one?" ”

This guy must not have gotten up from the bed yet, so I got up and walked straight to the window: "You closed your eyes and answered the phone, don't look at the caller ID." ”

"Jiaolong? You're not a dragon?!! ”

"What do you say?" I didn't have any anger: "What's going on with your show, that female reporter can ask the village if I'm a man or a woman, is she interesting!" ”

"Haha."

Fang Dapeng actually laughed twice: "You saw our show, hey, let her inquire, I didn't reveal a word about you, what I played was mysterious, this is called a gimmick, you know, and then I also thought about it, this thing can't be exposed, once it's exposed, there will be no freshness, let everyone guess, guess whether you are a man or a woman, and where is sacred, in this way, if you have a full appetite, it will not hurt you." ”

I was a little helpless, and suddenly I didn't know what to say, Fang Dapeng did it according to what I said before, but I just felt that the female reporter asked Jiaolong on TV whether it was a man or a woman, and I was very disgusted, or maybe I cared about it very much, I was not in a good mood when I heard this, do you care if I am a man or a woman!

"Why don't you speak? We communicated with the family, and they agreed to be interviewed and we broadcast it, which is all processed, but this episode of the show is the fastest in my station, and its previous episodes moved directly back in order to cooperate with it, probably to rely on it to save the ratings, I originally wanted to call you last night, but it was too late to catch up with the script, so I just slept like this, this show from beginning to end, but except for your photo circulating on the Internet, nothing else about you has been revealed, As a party to this incident, I also uphold a little bit about you, and I don't say anything about it, and the leaders in the station can't do anything about me. ”

I took a deep breath and opened my mouth: "Fang Dapeng, is this just the surprise in your mouth." ”

"Of course not, Jiaolong, you believe me, I will help you realize your dream of being a cow than coaxing an onmyoji, but I won't rely on this show, just think of this show as a warm-up for you, wait, nothing can stop you from moving towards success."

I was really helpless: "Fang Dapeng, I really thank you for knowing, but I really don't need some surprises, do you know what my situation is now, my store is surrounded by reporters, and now it affects my personal life very much, how do I do business, onmyoji is my profession, but that shop is the main source of income to maintain my life, and now this really annoys me!" ”

The reasons for resisting the camera are very complicated, firstly, I grew up in the countryside, and I am not suitable for being surrounded by this kind of 'long guns and short cannons', secondly, although I sometimes seem to be more cheerful and outgoing, but deep down I am definitely conservative, I am not a flamboyant character, and I can't stand being chased and intercepted by reporters, although my dream is Mr. Big, but it is by no means a gentleman like Sun Jiji, I will feel a little helpless for him even when I see Zhuo Jing forced to be interviewed, let alone myself, and the most important four words, that is' If you say too much, you will lose, 'This is the taboo of the Onmyoji!'

In short, I don't want to be interviewed, let alone tell the camera something strange about Rausch, and I'm not telling ghost stories!

"Journalists? Where are the reporters, our reporters in the station found you so quickly?!! ”

Fang Dapeng was also quite surprised by what I said: "Impossible, why didn't I receive a notice, we are indeed going to do an exploration program about Mr. Yin and Yang of the people, but I have already made it clear to my colleagues that you will definitely not be on camera, even if you want to negotiate with you, you will not go so soon." ”

"Don't those reporters have your TV station?" I raised an eyebrow: "It seems that there are a few videographers who are wearing what website to write ......"

"Ah, then I know, you may have been dug up, your photo is too popular, you were an Internet celebrity before our show was broadcast, you know, plus as soon as our show was broadcast, the information is circulating so fast now, can you Anton guarantee that everyone is not on the Internet, as long as there is an Anton person who knows you on the Internet and replies to know you, or has bought something in your store, then these reporters will smell it and go, this is also people's work, Jiaolong, you must be clear, in this era, A photo can drive a person's popularity, whether you are a star or not, as long as you have business opportunities and selling points, then there will naturally be reporters to find you, this is the so-called economic effect, you have to adapt. ”

I'm used to a leg of me!

No wonder I have received some orders from other places in the past month and have asked me on the phone whether I am really Ma Jiaolong, at first I really didn't take it seriously, because many customers are introduced by customers, and the joint rate of our store has been very high, because I dare to guarantee that every customer can choose the satisfactory curtains, and I really wonder who introduced so many customers from other places, now look at it, maybe it is the reason for the photo on the Internet, this is called doxxing, it's really amazing, even my phone can get, But I also managed to make some business and make some money.

"Jiaolong, really, I'll be honest with you, in fact, you can be interviewed, this is also a means of self-marketing......"

"If I only own one store, just as a businessman, then I will be interviewed, and I would like to promote my own store, but as an onmyoji, I will not be interviewed, that is not serious, do you understand, I want to make money, but I can't make money through the onmyoji, these are the rules that my grandmother set for me when I debuted in the industry, and it is impossible for me to use my name as an onmyoji to promote my store, so the motive is not pure......"

"Jiaolong, listen to me." I interrupted Fang Dapeng's words and at the same time he also interrupted me: "Although, I understand your words very well, but that is the idea of a real successful hermit, people have already marketed it, the name is already there, and some benefits can be done without care, but you are different, you are not really famous, hey, I don't know how to say this, I can also see your strength, but now is really the time when your fame is the most prosperous and the best time to open, Jiaolong, opportunities are not given to you all the time, I will help you, But you have to take it for yourself. ”

I know what Fang Dapeng is afraid of, "Maybe you are a media person and understand that some people's popularity is short-lived, so do you think that if I can't grasp this attention, it will be equivalent to losing the opportunity, maybe you are listening to my dreams and the like, and I hope you can help me, but you confuse the concept, I am not an artist star, I am different from them, in other words, even if she is a star, she has to rely on her strength to speak, gimmicks, selling points, how long can it last?" Our onmyoji is even more dependent on the ability, just to win a public curiosity about me how far I can go, this is really contrary to my original intention, I don't want everyone to look at my profession as a pastime, but I hope to really help some people, you know. ”

My head hurts when I say it, I always feel that something is wrong, the momentum, and it is always wrong to start like this.

"I understand, okay, I won't say anything more, and I can't help those reporters on the website, but I can do a good job of our TV station and make it clear to them your attitude of refusing to be interviewed, but Jiaolong, you have to remember that this exposure rate is definitely not harmful to you."

I exhaled, "Forget it, anyway, I thank you." ”

"Thank you, I didn't do anything, when I go back to Anton, remember to invite me to dinner."

"Well, I owe you a beating, remember."

Hanging down, I bit my lip gently, I don't deny that this is a good thing, it's just that I still feel a little floaty, the kind of Mr. Big I dream of is not like this, it can also be said that the Mr. Big I want to be is the kind of Mr. Big who is superior in terms of Taoism, cultivation, and experience, not an onmyoji who enters the public eye as an object of entertainment.

……

I thought that as long as I didn't show up, this matter would always pass after ten days and half a month, because people's curiosity could not last long, but things were far beyond my expectations, and my facelessness was interpreted by the outside world more and more mysterious, as long as I clicked on my photo, I would see the messages of netizens, saying that I am a really low-key folk master, and many people left messages and shouted, paying a lot of money to meet with me, so that I can give them face to face divination, of course, I don't believe this, Because the people who come to me to see things are generally not young people, where are people who are really in need still in the mood to wail on the Internet.

First of all, my name has completely exploded in Andong County, in Anton, I am a more famous 'star' than the county magistrate, 'Of course, because I have been mistaken for a man by a large number of girls before, so when a website interviewed the sisters who had met me, they did not hesitate to praise me, saying how handsome and chic I was and humble and gentle, and I was very good!

The girl who may have secretly taken a picture of me in my store before also posted the photo on the Internet, and the title is called' Ma Jiaolong's real body', so it caused a sensation again, I inexplicably have a large number of fans, known as the most handsome onmyoji, the message is nothing more than crying and shouting to marry me, I want to cry when I see it, some male netizens even said sour under my photo, she looks so sissy, her name is also a girl, and she is gay at first glance, so my fans directly attacked it, and for a while the smoke was filled, the situation was uncontrollable at all, and some netizens speculated that I was a woman according to the photo, the reason is that the skeleton is slightly smaller, and the facial features also reveal a trace of femininity, so the statement about gender is even more confusing, my sense of helplessness is really not a star, and I see these on the Internet, there is a rhythm of minute collapse.

Although I was familiar with my name on TV because of the discovery show, on the Internet I became the most handsome onmyoji of the famous celebrity, hehe.

Even my mother's house was dug up by reporters, they interviewed my mother at the door of my house, when I saw these on the computer, my aunt was still standing behind my mother and snorting melon seeds, that disdainful face and my mother's pride formed a huge contrast, I don't know and thought I became an Anton hero, and she is the feeling of a heroic mother, but fortunately, my mother didn't say much, she didn't adapt to the camera, and kept saying that you go to ask Jiaolong, she has been walking outside to show people things, why don't you come back, If you have any questions, go straight to her!

The reporter was naturally unwilling, and asked directly: "How did Mr. Ma learn this skill, and now netizens have been speculating about her gender, I don't know ...... you."

My mother's face full of spring breeze collapsed immediately, glared at the reporter and turned around and went back to the house, which was tantamount to poking the sore spot in her life, she would say that it was strange, so the reporter looked at my aunt inexplicably: "May I ask who you are from Mr. Ma?" Is it a relative. ”

"Ah, I'm her aunt." My aunt was very grinning, and she didn't stop knocking on her melon seeds for a moment: "She hasn't come back for a long time, but why do you still interview her, this is feudal superstition, how can you still promote this." ”

"Oh, we're not promoting feudal superstitions, but now we're more curious about Mr. Ma, do you know that she now has another identity besides Onmyoji, she is an Internet celebrity, and her fans are conservatively estimated to be more than one million, in addition to being curious about her identity as an Onmyoji, her personal life is also something that everyone wants to know."

"What are you called fans, there are more than one million, and the food is still coarse or fine."

The "......" reporter was confused by my aunt's appearance, and opened his mouth: "It's just netizens who like Mr. Ma." ”

"Mom, there are still people who like her, poof......" The aunt spit out the melon seed skin twice and looked at the reporter: "The way of the world has really changed, hey, you guys are broadcast on the Internet, who watches it, it's all children, don't teach children badly, it's only right to go to school hard." ”

The reporter probably didn't see a person like my aunt, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he opened his mouth after thinking about it: "Auntie, can you tell us what kind of person Mr. Ma is, is she a woman who likes to wear men's clothes, and is she really a real man?" ”

The aunt looked at the reporter, threw her hands twice, and suddenly laughed dryly with content on her face: "Male or female? Haha, guess it yourself, come, I'm going to close the door, if you want an interview, go to her, Lin Qiao's home, everyone knows as soon as you ask, let's go. ”

Of course, I understand what the content of my aunt's face means, but the reporter interpreted the reaction of my mother and my aunt as my family's prejudice against my profession, and he felt that the reason why they all behaved abnormally in the end was because the profession of onmyoji was not recognized by the public.

To be honest, although I was speechless about this video, some of the comments on the Internet made me laugh.

Secondly, the most important thing that has brought me is the business in the store, many people come to my store every day, of course, part of it is just to see what I look like, but there are also some people from other places who want to come to me to see things, the business is indeed hot to no, the phone of the store is going to be blown up, to be honest, the curtains are really not cheap, down to hundreds, up to tens of thousands, all grades, but what grade there are people buying, just because Wen Xiaoni said, if you buy curtains, I can come to the door to give a measuring ruler, and you can also consult me in personAlthough I don't want to, this performance is more or less linked to my fame

But according to that situation, I can't be busy even if I break it into eight petals, so I can only let Zongbao convey it, the door-to-door measuring tape is only limited to the county seat, and only one family goes to one in the morning every day, and the divination is in the afternoon, up to five people a day, if you need to go to the door to see the water, you need to make an appointment, this is very exhausting, and there is a feeling of physical overdraft every day, and I can't stand the discomfort of being stared at, and I have to wear a mask in the summer, and I feel like I'm going to fuck out of the prickly heat.

Just when the incident fermented to the point that I was going crazy, those photos on the Internet disappeared overnight, and the videos on those websites were deleted at the same time, and the weirdest thing is that as long as a little bit of my news appears, within ten minutes, the news will definitely be deleted, and even the code name of my name, an abbreviation like mjl, that can't be left, for a while, I don't think it's mysterious, although the Internet is deleted quickly, but the voice of netizens is also very fast, and you will see a sentence or two when you insert it, what is the situation, How did Ma Jiaolong's photo get deleted?! Could it be that there is really a magical power in the dark?!

I couldn't laugh or cry when I saw this, but I really didn't know what was going on, I was blinded myself.

Although the Internet has stopped, there are still individual TV stations that want to ask me for interviews, without exception, they have also made me refuse, if it were not for various uncontrollable factors, I think I would not let myself appear on the Internet, my personal life is still busy, customers and victims have been increasing, because the news on the Internet has disappeared, so this makes some real low-key owners come to the door, most of them came from the city to see me.

This summer, my fame is not only spread on the Internet, but also the subject of constant appointments, Cheng Baize, who was very famous in the northern city, was in the limelight before, he actually knew my situation, he didn't go online, it was very likely that Xiao Ke told him, because I really couldn't get out of his studio, and when I became an Internet celebrity, I was afraid of being secretly photographed, pretending to be Cheng Bai Ze would cause trouble again, and he teased me when he called me, saying that I could finally grab a job with him, I responded with a smile, yes, wait for you to come back, I'm not the rookie you call me.

Cheng Baize was suddenly silent, and after a while, he smiled and said over there: "However, you will always be the rookie in my heart, the rookie who can't even understand feng shui." ”

I smiled: "Yes, I naturally can't compare to the height of your Mr. Cheng." As I spoke, I lowered my eyes, "How long will it be before you come back?" ”

"I can't lag behind if you work so hard, don't worry, I must surpass my previous height when I go back, so that I can keep pressing you, otherwise, you won't be able to fly."

"Where am I flying, don't worry, even if I become a powerful onmyoji, I will uphold the fine virtue of modesty." It's just a little pride in my heart.

"That's good, remember to wait for me, don't forget about me, and then pretend not to know me when you see me."

"How can it, I don't know anyone, I won't know you."

chatted for a long time, until he hung up, although Cheng Baize was not with him, but he kept calling, so I was relieved to put a lot, listening to the voice, I felt that his Zhongqi was more and more full every time, and it should be a good recovery, although I haven't guessed how he solved the five thunder palms, plus the backlash of the yin and yang grass, but I was really afraid that he would solve the problem, that night became my nightmare, I thank God, I didn't let my most relied on friend become a demon.

In September, just when my becoming an Internet celebrity gradually faded a little, my photo appeared on the cover of the magazine as if it had come out of nowhere, and I was having breakfast at the time, and Zong Bao, who came back from morning exercise, threw the magazine on me and threw a sentence together: "You are hot again." ”

I looked at the magazine inexplicably, but on the cover I almost let me squirt out the porridge in my mouth, it was a photo of my whole body side face, I stood on the dam of Hetao Village, facing the morning sun, my face was calm, but there was a trace of indescribable complex feelings in my eyes, to be honest, if it weren't for me, I would think that this photo was really good, at least my back was straight, the expression was natural, and the sky at that time was extremely beautiful, the picture was a bit of a unity of heaven and man, but, What does it mean that this photo of me, which I don't have myself, appears in this magazine called 'Legend'?!

And there is also an eye-catching title on the cover, 'Take you close to the folk strange man Ma Jiaolong, let you appreciate what it is.' ’

Grandpa also looked over, "Jiaolong, isn't this you, why are you still in the book." ”

I didn't respond, I hurriedly turned the page, until I turned to my article, full of five or six pages, of course, most of them were photos taken by Fang Dapeng when he walked Jiao, he was stupid when the Jiaolong jumped up, and he took it when the waves rolled, and he could vaguely see the black long dragon figure in the waves, and the Jiaolong treading water and flying into the sky, he also took it, but he could only see a black Jiaolong shadow in the sky, not too clear, the most amazing thing should be the photo he took of the river water is clear and turbid, This photo is quite convincing, there are not many words, most of them are photos, I glanced at the beginning of the article, 'I was fortunate to have a strong Jiaolong, and followed him to witness a thrilling Jiaojiao incident, all the photos were taken on the spot, although Jiaolong refused to leave the country, but he really liked this side face photo too much, so he insisted on putting it up, the time is 20......'

"This photo is quite meaningful."

Zong Bao didn't know when he stood behind me, looking at me again, I frowned, yes, it seems that this is Fang Dapeng's so-called surprise, the matter of the fourth aunt has passed, and there is another Jiaojiao, there is really a picture and the truth!

"Hey, I saw a lot of people buying this magazine when I was passing by, it seems that there are reporters coming again in the past few days, so prepare more masks!"

I gave him a blank look: "Shut up!!" ”

But before I could ask Fang Dapeng what was going on, Fang Dapeng went back to Anton and took the initiative to ask me out, this was the first time we met after coming back from my cousin, because he was really busy with work, and I was naturally on fire, so this summer has passed, and my meal can be regarded as repaid, although he asked me out, but I also said that I would invite.

As soon as I arrived at the private room of the hotel, I first stepped into the theme and threw the magazine in front of him, and some words had to be made clear first, otherwise I would have something on my mind and I would not be able to eat: "What is the situation with you, this is the surprise you gave me, how did you get my photo back in the magazine." ”

Fang Dapeng looked at me and didn't respond, his face was full of speculation.

I frowned: "Why do you think of me like this, I appreciate you for helping me, but I really don't like ......"

"Jiaolong, have you offended anyone?" Wood every garbage.

He suddenly said something like this, which made me stunned: "Huh? ”

Fang Dapeng propped his arms on the table, craned his neck and looked at me carefully: "You know that your online news has been deleted before." ”

I said 'um': "I know, don't you let these things be publicized, I said it, my profession is ......."

Fang Dapeng waved his hand: "There are many bizarre things, why haven't I deleted it on the Internet, and there is ...... this book" Saying, Fang Dapeng put the magazine on the table: "This is the best-selling magazine on the market now, it includes all kinds of strange people, rich, famous, and with special functions, but when it comes to your issue, guess how to recruit ......"

I was stunned by his chattering look: "What's wrong?" @][^@ — I'm a yin-yang person

Fang Dapeng sighed: "The sales volume of this magazine that day is more than 100,000 copies, and it usually has to be sold for a week, but the next day you can't buy a copy anymore, any library, newsstand, you can't see a shadow, and I called the magazine, and it said that the printing house refused to print it, you say, what is the situation." ”

"How do I know!!" I glared: "I don't know anything about your industry!" ”

Fang Dapeng's eyes were still looking at me, and he didn't blink: "Jiaolong, tell me the truth, have you offended any big guys?" ”

I was speechless, "I don't know any big people, who do I offend!" ”

"What about Zhuo's ......?"

"Huh?"

Fang Dapeng's body slowly leaned back in the chair: "I inquired, all of this is related to the Zhuo family, and the one who can sit to this point, that person's status in the Zhuo family must be very important, Jiaolong, who have you offended the Zhuo family, why does he not want you to be famous so much." ”