Uh-huh.

I am.

Belch.

I call it a marker in the real world, and I think they probably wanted me to leave a mark in the time book to give me such a name.

I'm called Gagontel in the game world, the nemesis of Maleon's magic pen, the symbol of darkness, because I only come back at night to play all night in the game world.

I'm called Mausoleum Numoko in the Underworld, and each name is longer than the other, and I think they probably want me to keep my original innocence and ignorance.

But I'm not going to be foolish enough to do what they want.

In fact, the above self-introduction is also to avoid leaving a gray light text in the bio that "this person is lazy and has nothing left".

[Marker.] 】

- Gaguntel. ——

"Mausoleum New Yuanzi!"

Oh, foreign virginity, Dr. Zombie, Lord Hades.

The three of you actually got together.

[It's not that enemies don't get together. 】

- I don't want to be a light bulb, but I'm very concerned about your safety. ——

"Do you choose me or do you choose virginity as your girlfriend?"

Virginity just said that the two of you will only get together because you are happy enemies.

[Be serious, okay.] 】

- Okay, okay. ——

"Be serious."

Ho, listen, in the real world, there is no choice, I have chosen Hades.

But in the game world, I would choose the foreign teacher Virgin Virgin Virgin Lord, because Hades can't appear in the game world.

In the underworld, I would choose Dr. Zombie King, who leads an army of millions of zombies, because that is the best way to save my life.

Besides, the Hades King is highly respected in the underworld, and his family background is illustrious, and it is impossible for him to show up easily, and his parents are also arranged by his parents in terms of love.

And virginity can only appear in reality and games, so I have to choose Dr. Zombie King.

【Good flower heart.】 】

- Good excuses. ——

"Are you glad he didn't forget you?"

So, why are the three of you coming together in the game world?

[Gather together to celebrate the Spring Festival.] 】

- Celebrate you knocking off a huge wall of nuts. ——

"Please, that thing is like a nesting doll."

It's really hard.

[And the body should have already ridden the wind of the explosion.] 】

- under the cover of smoke. ——

"Bounced back to the moon with an ejection seat."

So, who made the sacrifice and risked being ostracized by the game world to come in eggshells?

[I've been playing games with you.] 】

- I'm a character in the game. ——

"I paid for a point card, and he let me in."

Okay, let's set up a banquet and wash the dust, and wait for me here.

With that, I rushed towards the school hall and broke the sound barrier.

Traveled to the real world covered with yellow sand.

Turn back time!

I came to the perfect room with the window on the second floor of the platform of nine and four-quarters.

The head of the house sat on the ground, looked up at me, and beckoned to me, hello~~

The head of the dormitory urged him to get acute gastritis and vomit on the day of the school anniversary.

Cans and boxes, boxes of various liquors, beers, and a few pieces of pig's head meat were all neatly stacked.

These.

Can I take it?

The head smiled sweetly and stretched out his right hand to flatten his palm.

[Please.] 】

Please pay yes.

All of a sudden, the money I had spent in my pocket came back.

I pulled it out.

Yes!

My eyeballs fluttered.

This is not Xiaomi!

It's the strawberry sundae's favorite berry red!

Here you go, captain!

[I think she'll be much happier to give this to your girlfriend directly than to look at a bunch of braised pork wine and meat that can't be drunk and eaten]

What about these wines!

[Let's see where the banquet is being held.] 】

This is...... Five plus peel wine!

[Oh? Is it the beer produced by the newly opened 5+ channel, so I still have pineapple beer here. 】

In fact, this is a special wine for meditation in a game, 1 copper plate and a bottle.

[I was drunk at the time and thought it was Wuliangye, so I just picked it up and poured it violently, and I vomited. 】

I'd better leave it here with you.

That's right.

The punishment system is a radio wave heavy artillery, a mechanical master lactic acid bacteria, and the time has come for the shotgun to change guns! Look at my new products!

Very 6+7!

To give!

I stuffed two packets of biscuits into the barrels, and the old 3+2 slid out of each of the barrels.

And then.

The cannon body lit up with a dazzling light, transforming into a new super artifact, and its attack power was greatly increased.

I stood on the windowsill with 3+2 in my hands and open arms.

Sprinkle!

Shoot at me!

Shoot at me!!!

Rumble......

A gold coin fell on the windowsill.

I ran back from the school hall.

Give two packs of 3+2 to Virgin and Hades.

Then he pulled out a bottle of Wujiapi from his bosom.

Hand it to Dr. Zombie.

[Is there anything else?] 】

- It seems to be. ——

"It's gone."

[Is this what you call a banquet of wine!] 】

Three people, a few biscuits, and one person rinsed their mouths with a sip of wine.

Then take out a handkerchief and wipe your hands.

[Okay, let's go back.] 】

- Be safe yourself. ——

"It's time for me to click the card, bye-bye."

Oooh.

Virginity goes back to the real world, Dr. Zombie returns to the game, and Hades goes back to the underworld.

So.

Where do I go from here?

My girlfriend writes beautifully.

But the white-haired witch didn't inherit this attribute.

The "How to Play Chess" she has been watching is clearly "How to Write Hieroglyphs"

Xiao Cui, you've learned badly.

Or you won't be able to sleep.

Do you put it here every night to practice calligraphy?

The fluorescent lights in the classroom were just on.

I stood at the door of the classroom and confronted the queen on the podium.

Saying.

Queen of Darkness.

Are you ready to be my wife teaching the white-haired witch how to write?

She had to write at least enough to be readable to someone as clumsy as me.

[Look at how well I write. 】

The Queen of Darkness held up the words written in ink.

The Oriental Space-Time Disc Clan, who sat above my usual seat, applauded.

My girlfriend writes beautifully.

But my wife didn't inherit this attribute.

That's why my demons are like this.

In fact.

I really have to get it investigated.

My demon daughter has nothing to do with my wife.

Instead, it has a relationship with my girlfriend.

This is really big news.

In fact.

The two of them have a superior-subordinate relationship.

The white-haired witch Beware Demon is nothing more than a little Lori under the hands of Hades.

It's all about looking good, and there's no regard for compatibility or memory usage.

There is no optimization and rendering of smoothness and picture effects at all.

Very innocent and ignorant.

It's very similar to me.

That's why.

The real power is the little ghost.

Of course.

Gaguntel, who can be so innocent, innocent, serious, and serious, is also very powerful.