The blood on the tip of the tongue is really the first fucking weapon for disfigurement, and the effect can't even be compared to makeup remover. The zombie's face actually showed signs of melting after being sprayed. It howled and threw me out, bent back with its paws, and jumped on the ground with its face covered.

"Damn, feng shui takes turns, this time it's time to clean up after you!" Just now my hand kept holding the coffin nail, and when the zombie threw me away, that force actually helped me pull out the coffin nail, fuck you, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!

Turning around and sweeping the situation in the cemetery, the blind man was playing with zombies and the police caught the thief, the evil woman didn't know if she was breaking or what she was doing, she was dancing with her hands, her two hands were patting wildly on her body, and Master Mao Keng was fighting with Luo Cripple, throwing talismans from time to time, it seemed that the helper could not be counted on.

The zombie hissed for a moment, and then jumped at me again, its face in the moonlight, its face was rotten, and both eyes were holes, and it looked particularly hideous. Wait, no, it's blind, so how did it find me? With this thought, the ghost stories and zombie movies I had seen before flashed through my mind.

Come to think of it! Uncle Ying said that zombies don't use their eyes to find people at all, they rely on perceiving yang energy, and when they encounter zombies, as long as they hold their breath, zombies can't find anyone.

"Blind! Hold your breath! I shouted, holding my breath the moment the zombie pounced on me. Sure enough, the zombie stopped a step away from me and twitched a few times in the face, as if snorting.

Tongue kissing is really a good skill, and the tongue kissing technique that has been practiced on countless girls makes me feel no pressure on such things as holding my breath. However, new problems arise. Just now, the blind man nailed the top of the head of the living corpse with a coffin, and I have to nail the top of the head too. There was a sharp pain in my lower back, and I couldn't even fucking nail this grandson's head!

Fuck your sister, your master is a cripple, and Lao Tzu will also make you lame! I picked up a stone, crawled behind the zombie, lifted the stone and slammed the coffin nail into the left leg of the zombie, the zombie howled and knelt on one knee, and with a twist, his arm swept to my shoulder, and swept me out again, I felt like the bones in my body were going to fall apart.

I tried my best to get up from the ground, but I saw that the zombie was facing my direction, with a force on his right leg, his body was facing left, and an upside-down onion pierced the ground, and after getting up, he continued to face me, jumping, and then the upside-down onion was inserted into the ground.

"Make you arrogant, and you still want to Lao Tzu, there is no door." I feel a sense of accomplishment in my heart at the moment, such a terrifying zombie, it is funny in an instant, it really makes people want not to laugh. Looking back at the field, the two halves are still inseparable. Don't look at Luo Cripple's bad legs and feet, he fought with Master Mao but didn't fall behind at all, I really didn't see it before, this grandson turned out to be a master.

But hey, hey! My eyes were on the wicked woman who was dancing with her own hands. Dead cripple, if you add this stinky bitch, can you still fucking hold that lame leg?

I took out the electric baton that was still hanging on my waist and slowly got up from the ground. Dead lame, Lao Tzu's stick has always been used to stab women, today, I'm going to make you ecstatic!

With my current physical condition, not to mention rushing up to find trouble for Luo Cripple, I have to chant a few words of Amitabha Buddha if I don't drag others back when I run away. Now my best bet is to awaken Bai Bing, who is clearly hallucinating.

I have to say that the dead cripple is not good-looking, but he is a master of illusion, and the ones we encountered in the crematorium before, including the carrion Tian Tian I saw just now, should be the illusions he created with spells. It's just that his hallucinations are real, just like those criminal policemen, who were skinned in the illusion, they really became skinless people and died.

I don't know any spells, but hallucinations, in addition to being dissolved by spells, should also be able to be done with strong stimuli from the outside, such as electric shocks!

Press the switch of the electric baton and quickly poke at the back of the wicked woman's hand. I only heard the sound of "pop", followed by the scream from the Super Saiyan evil woman.

When I was a child, my father taught me that if you touch something electrified, you must touch it with the back of your fingers, because after the muscles and veins of the body are shocked, your hands will clench uncontrollably.

"I ...... What happened to me just now? What about the bugs? "The evil lady with long exploding hair looked at me in confusion, it turned out that she was fighting with a group of insects in the environment just now, maybe because of the appearance of Master Mao Keng, Luo Cripple didn't have the energy to make any powerful illusions come out. I smiled wickedly and glanced between her legs, wondering if any bugs had just gotten into it, hehe.

"Don't look for it, it's an illusion." Sitting on a tombstone next to me, I was really exhausted this time. "Wicked woman, keep your Super Saiyan status, hurry up and help Master Mao get rid of that dead cripple."

"Saiyans?" Bai Bing muttered incomprehensibly, but he didn't have much time to delve into it, and rushed all the way to the battlefield.

As soon as Bai Bing joined the battle circle, the situation completely changed, and the splitter gave Luo Cripple two slaps, and then kicked off his good leg with one kick.

Hehe, let you be fierce again, stupid, depressed, mage is awesome, can fireballs know how to summon, but once you are close to a high-attack warrior like the evil woman, it's not a fucking second.

"Xiaobai, tie him up." Master Mao took out a talisman from his arms, stuffed it into Luo Cripple's mouth in a ball, took out a roll of tape from nowhere, pasted Luo Cripple's mouth, and then searched for the bell from him, and walked towards the blind man while shaking it indiscriminately.

The evil woman had already hated this crippled man very much, and the sound of "Ka Ka Ka Ba" directly dislocated the cripple's arm, and regardless of the screams in the cripple man's mouth, she tore his clothes very roughly, and tied her hands behind her back.

The zombie who lost his manipulation was not a problem at all under the joint efforts of the blind man and Master Mao, and it was leveled in minutes. The kind blind man took the lame man by the collar and made him jump out of the graveyard with that lame leg. The cripple was so grateful to the blind man that he almost knelt down and kowtowed, because at first the evil woman planned to use him as a ball and kick him out of the cemetery one by one.

The policemen who had been lying in ambush outside the grove in the cemetery all fell asleep at some point, and the wicked woman gave each of them a chestnut to wake them all up.

When the evil lady threw Luo Cripple into the trunk of the police car with a bad taste, I heard Master Mao next to me take a long breath, and then coughed violently, and turned my head to see that with Master Mao's cough, blood was spurting out of his mouth and nose. His face also turned as pale as Tian Tian.

The blind man and I hurriedly helped Master Mao to the side and sat down, helped him rub his front heart, and patted his back for five minutes before Master Mao breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that in order to wait for Luo Cripple to come out, he deliberately played the disappearance, and secretly followed us, who knew that Luo Cripple appeared and cast a powerful illusion enough to kill us, the situation was urgent, and three people were hit at the same time, Master Mao had no choice but to forcibly use the Taoist secret method similar to the roar of the lion in Buddhism to wake up the three of us from the illusion, and he himself suffered serious internal injuries because of the forced spell.

Hearing this, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I always suspected that Master Mao was not a good person, and he called him Mao Keng all day long, but today he was injured and saved the three of us. Looking back on the past, I'm really sorry for him.

"Master, I'm sorry, but I was wrong in the past. I'll never call you that anymore. "But what will happen tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, at least for this moment, my apology is sincere.

Master Mao smiled, reached out and touched my head, his blood-stained face was full of love, but he didn't say a word.

"I said, are you going to leave like this?" A gloomy woman's voice suddenly sounded behind us, and I only felt a hairbreak on my back and turned my head to look. Fuck me! Behind him stood a girl in a white shroud, her long hair fluttering wantonly in the night wind, her originally delicate face looked particularly infiltrating at this time, who was not Gui Xiaoyu who had just been buried during the day!

"Damn, the dead ghost dares to scare Lao Tzu! Blind! Copy guy her! ”

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On my head, there was another bag, but this time it was not the blind man or the evil woman who hit me, but the Gui Xiaoyu who had just popped out of the coffin.

Gui Xiaoyu, whose real name is Yu Siyan, is a Manchu and a member of the special operations team of the Provincial Public Security Department, who came to Jiangdong City to protect and assist Master Mao. This time pretending to be Gui Xiaoyu is also to lure the snake out of the hole, and is ready to give the other party a surprise and fatal blow in the worst case.

The feet I saw in the coffin hut before were indeed those of Master Mao, but he was not an accomplice of the scar-faced man, but followed the clues to investigate there, just like us. Later, I heard the cricket on Master Mao's body, which was the signal given to him by Yu Siyan, who was on guard in the distance, after discovering that the strong man was coming. Including later, in the hotel box, she was the one who called Master Mao out with a cricket.

And the old thing in the mouth of the scar-faced strong man is undoubtedly the cripple we just caught.