Chapter 170: What Are the Three Most Commonly Used Postures?
Maybe it was because I heard the sound from upstairs, Lao Wang and Lao Sun Lao He came up, and when they saw this scene, Lao Wang came and said: "You guys, there is a fight?" ”
I said lightly, "I'm not going to fight. -.-”
Lao Wang asked, "Why is that man crying?" ”
Fu Lingye walked out of the room and closed the 'door', his face was still not good-looking.
Lao Sun asked Fu Lingye, "What's wrong?" ”
Fu Lingye said bluntly: "It's nothing, this Miss Ai broke in directly without knocking on the 'door', and she may have a habit of watching the battle." ”
Several big men still couldn't understand this, and their eyes looked at Ai Wen a little strangely.
Hearing this, Ai Wen suddenly cried fiercely, wiping his tears and explaining in a baby voice, "I really just want to ask Su Ran what he eats at night." ”
Lao Sun may have been a little disgusted with Ai Wen before, and said directly at this time: "It's only less than four o'clock, and it's too early to say dinner, right?" And when you were fishing and barbecuing just now, you had already made your relationship with Lao Bai clear, you said that you wanted to ask Lao Bai what he had for dinner, and the excuse that you wanted to disturb others was true, right? ”
Evan continued to cry, "I don't know on purpose, I really didn't mean to......"
Xiao Man, yawning, walked out of the opposite room, "What are you doing?" ”
I didn't want to continue to admire Aiwen's pear 'flower' with tears, so I said: "Okay, okay, let's go downstairs, after all, we came back from abroad, maybe people really don't have a good habit of knocking on the 'door'." ”
A few people went downstairs, Lao Wang was the master, and he was embarrassed to dry Ai Wen there, so he stepped forward to comfort: "Ai Wen, don't cry, Lao Bai said forget it, I believe that Lao Fu and they won't blame you anymore." ”
I heard Evan say in a crying baby voice, "But I really didn't mean to, I just took Su Ran as a friend, how did I know they would do that kind of thing during the day!" ”
Fuck you, the law says you can't do that kind of thing during the day? I don't believe you've never done anything like this during the day before!
Listening to this voice, my body was numb, and I was crazy but I didn't want to go back to her anymore, so I snorted coldly, shook my hand and went downstairs.
Lao Wang probably felt unreasonable when he heard this, and said: "That family is a couple, you can do whatever you want......
Xiao Man walked behind, turned around and went upstairs again, and said unevenly: "The national rule is that you can't do things during the day?" Or did the teacher tell you you you can't do things during the day? When you run errands with foreigners, you always choose the middle of the night? ”
Evan cried even harder.
Lao Wang saw that everyone was scattered, although he felt inexplicable in his heart, but after all, he couldn't leave Ai Wen to cry here alone, and began to persuade her again.
Fu Lingye sat on the sofa and started to 'smoke', I knew that he had a fire in his heart, and it didn't stop him.
Lao He came quietly, "If someone pushes the 'door' when I am doing something, I will definitely go up and 'smoke' that guy, and I will care about his male and 'female', and it is correct to 'smoke'." ”
Lao Sun laughed, "This Aiwen, it was okay to get along with us in the early years, if you can't be a lover, then be a friend, if you can't be a friend, you can be a stranger, it's really ugly to make yourself like this." ”
Xiao Man became interested, turned his head and asked me, "You and the old man were ruined by Ai Wen?" To what step was it destroyed? Did she see you out? ”
I always feel a little strange to be discussed by a few people, and I wave my hand and say, "Hey, hey, this is the end of the topic, and it's too little/child/no/appropriate." ”
As he was talking, Lao Sun's 'girlfriend' friend ran in from outside, "Yuanyuan and I are going to pick lychees in the back, which of you is going?" ”
Lao Sun disdained, "Shouldn't this kind of work be done by girls?" ”
Everyone is very familiar with each other, so the old grandson's 'girl' friend didn't hide his words, "Yes, straight male cancer, you can do it yourself in the 'bed' in the future." ”
Lao He snorted and slapped his big 'legs' and laughed, Lao Sun took out a cigarette and scolded: "Stinky girls make you look good tonight!" ”
I got up and asked Xiaoman, "Do you want to go?" ”
Xiao Man stood up and said, "I can't work as a 'jade' hand, so I'll watch you pick it from the side." ”
Me: "......"
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The dinner in the evening was really sumptuous, Lao Wang came to make a few Western dishes by himself, and the fish we caught at noon were made, and the fruits we picked in the afternoon were also placed on the table.
I had a lot of fun in the orchard with Xiao Man and the others in the afternoon, so I had a good appetite.
Ai Wen is also at the table, she really has a kind of unyielding and arrogant 'spirit' god, no matter what humiliation she has received in front of Fu Lingye, or what she has done to shock us, she will appear in front of Fu Lingye after a while, just like the previous embarrassment and vexatious trouble. It's just that she may have been yelled at by Fu Lingye in the afternoon, so she didn't dare to sit next to him with a 'straight' face, and she seemed to find that everyone except Lao Wang didn't seem to care about her anymore, so she chose to sit next to Lao Wang at this time.
I don't know where the motivation for Ai Wen's dead face comes from, is it because she is sure that she will eventually impress Fu Lingye? So where did her confidence in being sure that she could win Fu Lingye come from?
is also a 'female', and I really can't figure out Aiwen's thoughts.
The atmosphere at the table was good, and everyone kept talking and laughing.
After the meal, Lao Wang brought out a lot of wine.
There were a lot of mosquitoes outside, so everyone stayed indoors, and there was a lot of beer and red wine on the table.
Yuanyuan sat down and proposed, "Hey, why don't we play Truth or Dare!" ”
Everyone's interest was relatively high, and Lao Wang rubbed his hands and asked, "How to play?" ”
Yuan Yuan took out a deck of playing cards and began to say the rules of the game: "Wait for us to 'draw' the cards, randomly 'draw', and then show the cards at the same time, the small points can choose the truth or the big risk, by the big point to ask the truth or let the other party do the big thing, if the small point is not willing to accept the problem and the big risk will punish himself with three glasses of wine." At the end of a game, the person who was penalized with a small number of points just now chooses which two people will continue to play in the next round, but you can't deliberately choose the person who won just now. ”
Xiao Man said: "It sounds really 'exciting', come on, come on, just play this, I can't wait!" ”
Nine people sat around the sofa, and the old grandson's 'girlfriend' friend asked, "Which two people came first?" ”
"Let's rock-paper-scissors first, and the last winner will ask the first person to knock out a question or let him take a big risk."
Everyone agreed.
In the first round of rock scissors, two were eliminated, and it was Lao Sun's two sons, they came to another game, Lao Sun lost, he scolded a "trench", and complained: "No wonder I lost so much money in one afternoon, and my luck all day today is bad." ”
In the next few rounds, Xiao Man was actually the most prosperous, and in the end, she looked at Lao Sun smuggly, and Lao Sun said: "You can see that I am numb, don't you want to ask me if I have ever loved you?" Sorry, no! ”
Xiao Man scoffed, "Bah! Do you choose truth or dare? ”
Lao Sun's 'daughter' friend suggested, "Honestly, she will definitely not let you do anything good." ”
"Hey, it's still the old granddaughter-in-law's 'wife' who understands me, the old grandson, choose, the truth or the big adventure?"
Lao Sun waved his hand, "Honestly!" ”
"Okay, what are the three most common postures for you and your daughter-in-law?"
Digging a slot, my eyes widened when I heard it, thinking that Xiao Man would ask questions like whether you are still thinking about your first love, but I didn't expect her mouth to be so big.
The others applauded when they heard this, and Lao Sun said, "You grandsons, I hope you can be so happy when I ask you later!" ”
Lao Wang laughed, "Let's talk about it when you ask!" Answer quickly, answer quickly! ”
I whispered to Fu Lingye: "What should I do, the scale is so big, I have always been unlucky, I will definitely be tricked later, if they ask me this kind of question, I will be embarrassed to death!" ”
Fu Lingye smiled, "You just answer truthfully." ”
I turned my head and glared at him.
Lao Sun's 'girlfriend' friend didn't mind, and she looked up with her head 'straight' and 'breasts', and she didn't see embarrassment at all.
Lao Sun paused, and snorted: "Answer, answer, the first posture is the male on the 'female', the second posture on the 'female' on the male, and the third posture on the back." ”
Everyone was already laughing crazy, and the old grandson's 'daughter' friend blushed at this time and scolded: "Laughing 'Mao', you guys, aren't these three most commonly used?" ”
After Lao Sun finished answering, he shouted: "Turtle grandchildren, your grandson and I will turn over, let me see who is 'pumping'?" ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't laugh anymore, and sat upright, with the immediate sense that the teacher was about to ask someone to answer the question on the podium.
"Laugh, weren't they all 'quite' fun just now? Laugh! Whoever doesn't laugh today will order whom! ”
Lao Wang immediately forced himself to laugh.
"Lao Wang is the first!" Lao Sun began to roll call.
As soon as Lao Wang heard his name, he immediately stopped, "Didn't you say that whoever doesn't laugh will order anyone?" I'm so cooperative with you, and you can order me back! ”
"You see that everyone is so serious, only you are smiling so happily, do you understand the first bird of the gun?"