Chapter 003: Half a Sheep with a good pot of wine
The grasshopper followed me closely, as if I was afraid that I would lose her. We hurried up, and finally got rid of the second aunt's pursuers after running for dozens of miles.
Not far in front is an inn, and the guise outside is particularly swaggering.
"Good place, rest!"
The gnats and I turned over and dismounted, intending to rest at this inn.
Before we entered the house, a servant had already seen us from afar, with half a dozen halas in his mouth, and his body was crooked, and hurriedly stepped forward to lead our horse into the stable.
The stables were not far from the front yard, and I followed his footsteps a few steps forward.
I saw an old man, dressed in a shabby robe, squatting by the manger and cutting grass. He looked back at me silently, as if he had known that I and the Grasshopper were coming here, and had been waiting for me here.
The sight of him made my body feel refreshed. For so many years, whenever I go to a bad place and meet a bad person, my body will react like this.
Hemp eggs! This forest is big, there are all kinds of birdmen, and I haven't gone far before I meet this kind of unknown person, I have to be careful.
I don't know who these are, so don't fall into their hands. It's really not good, thirty-six strategies are the best policy, and they can't do anything to the two of us.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly pulled away, avoided the sharp edge in his eyes, and dodged into the inner room.
After entering the house, I crossed my legs on a table, and while talking to the oncoming Xiao Er, I took off one of my boots and poured out the dust and sand in my boots at him.
"Little Er, prepare a first-class room for me. Also, when I went out today, I had some trouble and didn't have time to change my clothes. Take it! Just me and her, get me two sets of decent clothes. Xiao Er knew that I was lying, but for the sake of the heavy ingot of silver, he immediately nodded and accepted it.
"Okay, master, I'll let the second brother take you upstairs. Clothes and other items will be brought to you, and there will be no shortage of food and drink. ”
He winked, and a man he called Second Brother came over and led us upstairs quickly.
I quickly closed the door and asked the grasshopper, "Stinky boy, what are you trying to do by tricking me here?" ”
I was confused for a moment, and then immediately understood.
"Lie to you, of course I have to lie to you, if I don't get you out, can you come out with me in a special way? Your brother said that you don't understand people, and wants me to sell you for wine. Also, use the money you sell to buy him two young and beautiful girls to go back. "The grasshopper's voice is so loud that you can hear it downstairs.
The second brother, who was outside the door, listened to the sound on his stomach through the crack of the door, but he didn't hear why, so he had to go downstairs on his toes.
The gnats and I secretly glanced at each other in the house.
"It's really yours, and it's still very similar."
The gnats stabbed me hard: "Oh, this is a tribute to you, I have been running around with the second prince all day long, and I have seen a lot of the world, I understand what you said." ”
After that, we rolled into bed together and started laughing.
"Grasshopper, what's next? With these four seas as your home, you have to have a place to go, and you can't just wander around. Otherwise, we will go to the third prince. ”
The third prince is my other imperial uncle, and the best imperial uncle to me. It's just that this third emperor uncle seems to have an inexplicable relationship with his father's beloved concubine Bubug.
I remember when I was six years old, I lived in his house for a while.
On weekdays, I can only meet the third prince after being briefed by the subordinates. But that day, I went to look for the third prince myself, and at the door I actually heard him talking to Princess Duan about my background. In short, it's something related to Concubine Rong. Because of my young age, I can't understand some places.
Concubine Rong was my own mother, but she died early, and after her death, she gave me to the third prince's favorite and my father's favorite concubine, Bubuge. Bubug treated me as if I was her own, but because of the battle in the inner palace, she always suggested that I be placed in the second aunt's palace.
The second aunt's palace is far away from the desert. Therefore, in the entire desert royal family, only a few people have seen my true appearance.
"Suluo, Princess Bubug also often goes to the third prince." The grasshopper is like a bag to inquire, and she knows everything before I do.
"That's the best, so that I can meet Princess Bubug, she likes me the most."
I'm glad I can finally have a good place to go and get away from the limelight for a while.
"When my father no longer urges me to marry the unlucky guy who ran away, I can go back to my second aunt and live a free life."
"I've heard a lot of people say that Concubine Bu is very vicious, not what you say." The grasshopper looked at me, a little afraid that I would get angry, and sure enough, I grabbed her by the placket.
"You are not allowed to say that about her, she is very good to me, better than anyone else has been to me, better than my father has been to me." When I encounter such a thing, I will definitely fight with reason, without taking into account the feelings of the gnats.
"Okay, okay, I won't argue with you, you will naturally understand later." The grasshopper looked at me with its eyes and motioned for me to let go of my hand.
I threw her to the ground in a fit of rage, and she immediately got up and slapped the dust on her buttocks.
"Suluo, what to eat at night, I'm hungry!" She looked at me and patted her belly with her hand.
While he was talking, there was a knock on the door outside.
"Here's the food!"
I opened the door, and the second brother came in with a large plate of freshly roasted half sheep, and the smell of fragrant meat made my mouth water, and I threw him a piece of broken silver.
"Send a pot of good wine! There is meat but no wine, doesn't it make the master feel uncomfortable, can this meat be swallowed? Half a sheep with a pot of good wine! ”
"Yes, yes, I'll go." After the second brother finished speaking, he glanced at the room in a ghostly manner, and saw that there seemed to be nothing, not even two packages with him.
"Master, are you going to stay here for a few more days?"
He wondered if we could afford to live in the hotel. There are some snobs on the rivers and lakes, and silver clothes are a clear sign of whether a person can get along in the rivers and lakes.
"I don't miss your silver, go quickly!"
is so verbose, in the second aunt's place, if there was such a little girl, I would have been kicked out of the house a long time ago. There is no way, people are in the rivers and lakes, and I can't help myself, I have to endure it.
I grinned at him: "Go quickly, the master will stay for a few more days when he turns back, and he will definitely reward you, there is silver." ”
I winked at him, patted myself on the back, and twisted it twice. The second brother's eyes were cloudy, and he immediately grinned.
"Okay, sir, I'll wait."
Just as he was about to turn away, I noticed the change in the expression of his face, and for a moment his face changed dramatically.
This shows that this is not an ordinary Xiao Er, he not only wants the silver in my pocket, but also wants the lives of me and the grasshopper! He already knows our identity as a red makeup, and this little trick can't hide it from him.
There was a fierce struggle going on in my head: stay here for the night, or leave immediately?
It seemed that before I could think of the words of a smooth escape, before the second brother's feet were lifted out of the house, I saw a young man with long hair tied outside, wearing a long sword.
"The second brother was hiding here, looking for you and not seeing you, so you came here. Where the second brother goes, I will follow the brother. ”
The second brother looked up and seemed to be extremely excited.
"Yu Wenjun, dare you come over today, do you have a job in your hands?"
It turned out that the two knew each other, and I chuckled in my heart. One didn't think about how to send it, how could another one find fault!
It seems that they are in a group, and it is impossible to lift their feet and leave.
I glanced at the man named Yu Wenjun, the two eyes met, and the light flickered on the ground, this was the first time in my life that I met the eyes of a strange man, and I felt that the gaze could enter the hearts of two people.
Suddenly, he looked at me, I looked at him, and the two of us seemed to meet again after thousands of years, and each other deeply imprinted each other's impressions in the bottom of our hearts.
I stared at him, and he stared at me, and no one would take that glittering gaze off until the grasshopper came behind me to remind me.
"Hey, this mutton is going to be cold."
While the two looked at each other, a small servant came in from outside the house, holding two sets of clothes in his hand, and handed them to the grasshopper.
"This is the clothes you want."
The gnatch took the clothes, and Yu Wenjun quickly turned around and followed the second brother out of the door, leaving me standing alone in the room.
"Su Luo, you nymphomaniacs!"
The grasshopper was in front of me, shaking her hand back and forth, and I flicked her hand back.