Chapter 104: Fierce Leg Hair
What happened that night was very bloody, and the scenes of heroes saving beauty and beauty saving heroes were staged one after another. A little brother with the same hairstyle as Mr. Guo told me that he was Kang Linlin's cousin, warned me not to bully his sister, and then told me very righteously that if anyone dared to provoke me in the future, just call him.
In the end, he didn't say to leave me a phone number until he took someone away. It seems that he is just casually bragging to me.
However, from Kang Linlin, I learned that her cousin was raised by the owner of our second department store here, and I was shocked to realize that the 200 Kang Jinlong, who has always been famous here, is her cousin! I always thought that the name Kang Jinlong was a nickname like the money leopard, but I didn't expect it to be a real name.
Kang Linlin, her uncle is really talented!
After this battle, the feeling between the two of us changed a little subtly, and the way she looked at me was no longer shy and ashamed, and I was not so reserved. It seems that all of a sudden, from a friend who is not very familiar with him, to a comrade-in-arms.
Kang Linlin asked me if I was hurt.
Since I had been careful to protect my face during the previous scuffle, I was not hurt when she looked at me.
Because my injuries were all internal, I don't know how many times I was hit on the back of my head and back, and my calves were basically bruised.
Originally, I didn't want to tell her, but I don't know why, the ghost sent a god to lift her trouser leg and show her what it means to be shocked.
Kang Linlin frowned when she saw it, and said that she would take me to the hospital for everything.
I waved my hand at her: "This thing can't go to the hospital, maybe I'll have to take a film to see if there are any fractures." ”
"Then take a picture and take a look." Kang Linlin said: "Isn't there a bottom in my heart? ”
"Don't forget what I do." I winked at her: "I'm a skin injury, not a bone injury." I know it myself. ”
Kang Linlin frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly patted her head: "This is the medicine oil pipe, right?" I have medicated oil at home. ”
"Safflower oil, you say?" I asked.
Kang Linlin shook her head and said, "It's not safflower oil, it's my dad's own medicinal oil." There was safflower, and there were other Chinese medicines, which were given by a friend of his. My brother wiped this after he got into a fight with someone else, but it's good. Promote blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis, reduce swelling and relieve pain. ”
"Really?" I asked her a little incredulously, "Why hasn't this good thing been carried forward?" ”
Kang Linlin pursed her lips and smiled: "Because there are forbidden things in it, if it is mixed according to the original recipe, the effect will be very good, but if you replace a few prohibited things with other ordinary medicinal materials, the effect will be much worse." ”
"Then your old man has a lot of tricks." I smiled and said to her, "What else can you get?" ”
"That's a must!" Kang Linlin helped me up: "Can you still walk with this leg?" Why don't you take a taxi? ”
"The aisle is fine!" I endured the pain and said to Kang Linlin with a smile: "Didn't I just go back to you?" ”
"Aren't you afraid to go back and touch those bastards and get beaten up again?" Kang Linlin asked with a smile.
I thought in my heart that if I told the truth, my protective horse followed her every move, and I was afraid of causing her trouble. It's as if I'm watching her all the time.
So I decided to tell a little lie and said, "What's the trick on that, who told me to lose you?" ”
"Blame me, when I saw you being beaten, I ran out to call someone in a hurry, and I didn't squeak with you, I should have told you first next time." Kang Linlin smiled sweetly, but I was speechless for a while.
I said to her, "If you really greet me, shout at the people who beat me; 'Brother Shui, hold on, I'll blow the whistle now, and the code will avenge you!' Then you won't be able to run! I will definitely beat you with peach blossoms on your face, and Mount Tai will not unload the soil! ”
Kang Linlin stuck out her tongue: "Then what to do, it's not a squeak, it's not a squeak." ”
"Can this happen all the time?" I limped down the road with Kang Linlin, and said, "It's good to meet once in a while, how can you carry it like this all day!" ”
As soon as I said this, I immediately felt as if something was wrong. It's like talking about myself. It's only been half a semester in high school, and I can always encounter this kind of thing one after another? Isn't it a crime?
As soon as I had this thought in my heart, Huang Tianchou squeaked: "Hehe, it doesn't matter, you were born with seven kills." If this is in the era of war and chaos, you are either a beard or a soldier, in short, you can't be idle. In this peaceful era, you will fight and fight, and you won't be in big trouble, so we'll give you the bottom of it. ”
What I'm talking about! Why did they find me in waves of unsettled waves, and they were destined! I said to Huang Tianchou, "Then can't you think of something else?" These seven killings aren't just beatings, right? It's a bunch of people doing it to myself these times, and I have a good idea, but fortunately nothing serious, but the first time it was a little scary, and these two times I didn't use any weapons. But I'm afraid of accidents when I always play like this, isn't there such a saying, I often walk by the river, and it's not easy to sneak in. ”
"What are you afraid of with us?" Huang Tianchou said: "You have the sword and sword, punch and kick, even if you don't reflect this aspect, you have to find it elsewhere." We still fight a lot in the mountains, which time is not much more fierce than you, you are really nothing! ”
"What are you fighting for?" I was puzzled and asked him, "Is the road uneven?" ”
"There's a reason for everything." Huang Tianchou said: "If you run into it in the aisle, you will fight if you are in a bad mood." Grab your girlfriend and fight for turf. If you are idle, you have to fight to find fault. ”
"Then you're idle enough!" I said to him, "Are you addicted? ”
"Survival instinct!" Huang Tianchou said: "Since nature has given you this skill, you have to make good use of it. Men should have the appearance of old men, whether in the animal kingdom or in the earth fairy world, men are born to fight. Defending the homeland, protecting the wife and children, and resisting the foreign captives are all the work of the old man. ”
"It's a bit brutal and primitive, but I think what you say makes sense." I smiled and said to him, "I don't like sissies either, do you have this strange species there?" ”
"Yes! But nowhere near as many as you humans. Huang Tianchou said: "The sissy can't survive on our side, and a battle can happen at any time." Our duty is to protect the females and cubs, and the sissy has no one to protect them, and the strength is also complete with calves, so it is usually this part of the wonder that is killed first. Under the survival of the fittest, there is basically nothing left of this kind of thing among us, and occasionally there are one or two big ones, which are covered by guys with special hobbies, but in the end, they will both disappear into history, because there is no way to reproduce, and they will be eliminated by nature. ”
I am a little envious of the primitive society that Huang Tianchou said......
While chatting with Huang Tianchou about the animal world, and reminiscing about the good times of others in junior high school with Kang Linlin, after walking several streets, we finally returned to the teahouse opened by her mother.
The teahouse at night is more lively than during the day. But it's still not crowded, and people who come here are basically looking for a place where they can whisper. Perfect for chatting about intimate topics in an elegant and undisturbed environment.
I was fine when I went out, but when I came back I became lame, and her mother was shocked when she saw it, and hurriedly asked what was wrong.
Kang Linlin added fuel and vinegar to say that I was fighting the evil forces for her immediately, and her mother was stunned when she heard it.
Hurriedly asked the waiter to help Kang Linlin carry me to a single room on the second floor, and personally took the legendary secret medicine oil, saying that he would personally invigorate my blood and remove blood stasis.
Can this Kang Linlin let me, even if she can let me do it! Can I be embarrassed then!
Kang Linlin took the medicinal oil and sent her mother out, and she actually had to do it herself. It's even more impossible for me to agree, men and women don't kiss, not to mention that I still have fierce leg hair, if I rub it with her little hand, I'm afraid of piercing others!
Just when the two of us were tearing up, Kang Linlin's mother came back again, this time bringing over a male waiter and asking him to help rub the medicated oil.
I thanked me repeatedly, Kang Linlin reluctantly handed the medicated oil to the waiter, and she was also called out by her mother.
I couldn't really hear it through the door on the first floor, and I vaguely heard her mother ask her, "...... Isn't he...... Why did you hurt your leg...... It's about discounting the legs......"
Kang Linlin's voice was a little louder than her mother's, and I could hear it relatively clearly: "Oh, what are you guessing?" Don't you want people to know something? Who said that you have to use your fists to fight, and you can't let your legs be used if you are powerful? I think TA is the one who makes trouble for people to catch up and discount their legs! Tell TA, talk nonsense again and I'll tear TA's mouth! ”
After speaking, Kang Linlin slammed open the door, rushed in angrily, and shut her mother out with a bang.
A waitress asked me what was going on, but I could hear it in the east ear and the west ear, maybe someone chewed her tongue after her mother went downstairs, and I probably wondered what kind of battle my strange injury was caused by some kind of battle.
To be honest, people's speculation is a bit reasonable, not to break my leg, why is there no other injury, but it is lame?
I really can't describe the scene with them at that time, the skin is a great achievement, and I fought hard with the feather duster for dozens of rounds...... If I told that, her mother would have thought I was in bad spirits.
Another thing that surprised me was Kang Linlin's attitude towards her mother's speech, which was completely different from the quiet little girl I knew, especially the domineering words at the end, "If you talk nonsense, I'll tear her mouth", it's hard to imagine that it came out of her mouth.
Which one is the real her?