The incense was lit, indicating that the stove had arrived, and the old man sat cross-legged on the ground, stretched out his index finger with both hands, and held the two ends of the wooden frame in the shape of Ding, and the words in his mouth seemed to have been reciting the mantra, and made a nodding gesture to me.

I knew that the time had come, so I tugged at Wang Mutian's clothes, motioned for him to kneel in front of the old man with me, and kowtowed three times. Then I asked him to maintain a posture of worship, I straightened up myself, and said: "Zaojun is above, can you tell the kid whether what happened to Wang Mutian's family is a disaster for Zaojun?" ”

As soon as my words came out, the old man's fingers moved, and the wooden frame was dangling on the sand, and finally he wrote a relatively recognizable "yes".

As soon as I saw that there was a door, I hurriedly continued to ask: "Is it because Wang Mutian's family is disrespectful to Zaojun?" ”

This time, the wooden frame in the sand table drew a cross on the top of the original word, and then wrote four words underneath: Tell the truth.

Seeing this, I can't help but slander in my heart, all the reporters claim to be reporting according to the truth, and the same is true for this stove gentleman, but are they really reporting according to the truth? If so, where did the twenty-three, sugar melon sticky statement?

I didn't do any investigation on Wang Mutian, but I know that this kind of real estate person, clean butt is a ghost, but I haven't seen people who are even less than Wang Mutian, and few of them still maintain the custom of sacrificing stoves, but they have not been subjected to disasters. This shows that the stove gentleman in front of us not only did not say good things from heaven, on the contrary, he must have exaggerated the affairs of Wang Mutian's family.

I took an iron basin from the side, grabbed a handful of ingots folded with gold paper, threw it in and lit it, and then a handful of incense candles, and when it was almost burned, I spoke again: "These are all dedicated to the old man of the stove, I know that the stove has recently reduced the number of people to worship, and the life is also very hard, it is better to be like this, the stove master, as long as you can open the net and let the Wang family a horse, I promise that every New Year's holiday, your incense offering is absolutely indispensable, this Wang Mutian's daughter-in-law is a foreigner, do not understand our Chinese rules, You have a lot of old adults, so spare them once, okay? ”

This time, the T-shaped wooden frame in the hand of the old man Feng did not move immediately, but hesitated for a while, and then wrote the handwriting on the sand table again, this time there were only two words: too strong.

Taigao, that is, when the ancient emperor sacrificed to Sheji, the three animals of cattle, sheep and pigs were all prepared as "Taigao". In ancient times, this was a very high ghost song memorial ceremony, even in modern times, ordinary people want to use a cow, a sheep and a pig to make a memorial, it is also very grand, fortunately, Wang Mutian has nothing else, the money is there, one is too strong, and it does not hurt the muscles and bones, as long as our Comrade Zao Jun is willing to pass the conditions, then everything is easy to say.

"Okay, since the stove lord has something to say, then do it, sacrifice the stove every year, don't ask the stove lord to say good things to heaven, but please don't send down heavenly punishment, so that this family can't sleep at night." Zaojun wrote out a "too prison", and in my guess, he said that as long as one is too fast, he can calm the anger this time. Zao Jun is originally Xiao Shen, every time he enjoys the offering, it is nothing more than a bowl of sugar melon, and it is already an extremely rare thing to enjoy it once, but in my opinion, anyway, we are not short of money here, so let's make Zao Jun a little happier.

Sure enough, another word was written on the sand table: 喏.

Oh, that is, the meaning of promise, this word came out, which also means that the stove gentleman agreed to these conditions I proposed. So I continued: "This punishment, I will let Wang Mutian sacrifice in the ether prison now, I don't know if it can be waived? ”

Can.

After the last word "can" was written, the old man Feng was trembling all over his body, and the T-shaped wooden frame between his two fingers suddenly fell from his hand, making a "pop" sound. And the old man himself let out a gasp of taste.

"Old Man Feng, is the stove gentleman gone?" I patted Wang Mutian on the shoulder and motioned for him to get up from the ground. He walked to the old man and helped the old man up from the ground. "How's your body? Are you alright? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, my old man is so unhelpful." After the old man stood up, he refreshed his muscles and bones, and sat down on the sofa in the living room with my support, although he said that it was okay, but I could see that the old man was very tired now, after all, this kind of thing is also very energy-consuming. "That's it, little brother Wang, why should you go, don't you want to get a prison to worship? Go to the bazaar now, a pig, a cow, a sheep, for you people this is not a penny, and it is better to ask for peace than anything else. Remember, you must do it yourself. ”

"Yes, old man, I'll go." Wang Mutian didn't come to ask me again this time, just said hello to me, and then said that he would call Lu Xiaochen to come to the house to take care of us, so he hurriedly went out, leaving me and Old Man Feng to drink tea in the living room.

"I said, young man, you said that you also eat yin and yang rice, the old man can see it, but is your cultivation a little worse? I feel that you are a bit similar to my granddaughter who is not a weapon, and if you don't cultivate the Dao well, you like to use your hands to solve problems. "Taigao doesn't need to be purchased in person, the lord who sacrificed in those places in the country never chose livestock as sacrifices himself, and the old man took Wang Mutian, and nine times out of ten he had something to say to me.

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm a halfway monk, it's been less than a year since I entered this industry, and I don't have a serious master, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, I learned in some old books, and I was even worse to die when I got angry, if it wasn't for a little chance recently, I guess you wouldn't be able to see that I have a little Taoism." The old man is obviously a master, in front of the master, let's not tell lies.

"So, Xiaoyou, how do you perceive the aura of the five elements of heaven and earth?" The old man continued.

"Oh, this, after a special training, I feel okay, they either threw me in the icy stream, or used a big bell to buckle me upside down, and lit a fire outside to make roast duck, and finally the perception of aura is still passable." Saying this, it reminds me of that unbearable time, which is really painful.

"Very well. Chaos is born in heaven and earth, all things are formed, all things in heaven and earth are invisible, you must know the law of nature, in fact, the so-called Tao law is the power of yin and yang of the five elements of heaven and earth. It's just that the mana of Taoism is the aura that has been refined by itself, and those aura are originally mixed, but after refining, they will become unified without a clear distinction of attributes. ”

The old man said lightly, and these contents, I have really experienced it myself, the feeling that the aura converts attributes in the body, and finally tends to have no attributes, which is really amazing.

"The path of Taoist cultivation varies from person to person, but in general, it can be divided into two categories, one is experts and the other is miscellaneous. Of course, the so-called experts are not people who brag about it on TV, experts, but people who specialize in cultivating a kind of attribute Dao method, although they will be subject to various restrictions and even restrictions in the casting of spells, but once the spiritual power Dao method of a specific attribute is cultivated to the extreme, the power of the spell is beyond the reach of miscellaneous people. And the miscellaneous family, it is the five elements of yin and yang who do not refuse, talking about all kinds of spiritual energy refining in the body, can cast all kinds of spells, and cover all aspects, but in terms of power, after all, it is not as good as the experts who study together. ”

Expert? Miscellaneous? Can practitioners be divided in this way? It's really the first time I've heard it. According to the old man, I should be regarded as a miscellaneous family, and my heart already has three kinds of aura in my left hand, but there are only two kinds of spiritual energy that I can refine into Taoist mana for the time being.

"That'...... Old man, can you give me some pointers, I don't have a master, if you can teach me, I can worship you as a teacher, some things are too difficult to explore by yourself. "What I said is very sincere, in fact, I also want to have a chance to go to the famous mountains and rivers such as Zhongnan Mountain to find a master like a blind man, and practice for a few days, just like Sun Dasheng found the Bodhi Ancestor, if it didn't find the ancestor to practice, it would be a monkey for the rest of its life.

"Hahahaha, forget about apprenticeship, my old man is a little bit of family learning, and there are more rules in the family, inside and outside, men and women are not passed on, in my life, I have already broken the rules of my ancestors once, but I can't break it anymore, I want to be my apprentice, unless you are my grandson-in-law, otherwise, there is no chance." The old man waved his hand and laughed a few times, but a cloth bag came out of his arms and handed it to me.

"What is this?" I took the bag and opened it, only to find that what was inside the bag was not the simple and elegant martial arts cheats I imagined, but a notebook with Snoopy printed on the cover. Turning the first page of the notebook, I was very stunned to find that there were five big characters written on the title page in a very delicate font - the five elements of yin and yang.

I was stunned, this, the old man went out with the cheats? Or was it hand-copied by a woman? Next, what should the old man tell me? It's not to tell me that my bones are strange, and I am a martial arts wizard at that time, and this book of Yin and Yang Five Elements was given to me, and the task of saving the world in the future will be handed over to me. "Old man, this book is ......"

"This one, it's my granddaughter who didn't make it to the old man to give it to you, she knew that I was bored and wanted to come to Jiangdong City to play for a few days, and when I was about to go out, she stuffed it on me and told me......" The old man suddenly straightened his face, and said in a serious and cold tone: "If you think that kid is not a bad person, just give him it, remember to collect money, five yuan for a notebook, and forget about the manual fee." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched a little, the old man's ventriloquist is really good, he learned that voice and demeanor vividly, who is that woman, do you need to say? Whisper of fire! If I'm not mistaken, the full name of Fire Language is Wind Dance Language, that is to say, the old man in front of me is the grandfather of Fire Language!?