Updated: 2011-04-11

Chapter Seventy-One: The Tsar Will Divorce You

After telling Wu Ningfeng about the situation of Shangyaling, Wu Ningfeng had no way to deal with this situation: "Although Xiao Xuan has told me some things about witchcraft, I can't understand it because I don't have witchcraft, so I didn't study it anymore!" Now Xiao Xuan is in retreat, and when she gets out, I will let her seal Ling Er's magic power again, but in this case, you and Ji Zai will not be able to advance any further! ”

"We'll solve this problem ourselves, let's deal with her affairs first!" Speaking of this, Brother Ying hung up the phone and looked back at the sleeping Shangyaling: "Woman, how much trouble do you want to cause me?" ”

Obviously, Shangyaling, who was asleep on the bed, didn't know what Brother Ying's distress was, she hugged the pillow and smiled: "Hehe, handsome guy, don't run!" Dare to ask Fang's name?! Is it a marriage match? "You don't have to think about it to know, she must have traveled to ancient times in her dream to **** handsome guys, this dead face control, why don't you die?

"The sun is shining, the birds are chirping......" The strange alarm sounded, Kamiya Ling glanced out the window, the sky was just white, generally speaking, no one called her at this time, she reached out and touched it depressedly, but did not touch the phone: "Brother Win————! What about my little machine? ”

Faced with Shangyaling's words, Brother Ying had a black line, but he reluctantly swept his mobile phone: "You are a woman, can't you speak politely?" ”。

Shang Ya Ling, who was still half-awake and half-asleep, didn't have time to pay attention to Brother Win's complaints, and turned on his phone with his eyes closed: "Hey? Who is it? "Fortunately, because of idol work recently, I have to answer some work-related calls, so Shangyaling is not like being woken up early in the morning and scolded directly.

"Humph! Wu Ling'er, you are very good! I'm having a good time now! Do you want me to make you more comfortable?! ”

Hearing the voice from the mobile phone, Shangya Ling only felt as if his whole body had been poured with a basin of ice water, and immediately jumped up: "Honey, why are you ......?"

"How do I have your phone, don't I?" On the other end of the phone, the editor of Ling Shangya, her eldest wife, the great Queen of Shasha, was sneering: "You are famous now, the captain of Japan's popular idol group!" You're a cow, you're here!! It seems that our small book station can't accommodate your big Buddha, and with the handsome guys surrounding, our group of women should also become cousins, right? ”

Shangya Ling was so frightened that his hands trembled, and he almost didn't hold his phone steady: "Honey, I even asked you for the signature of your favorite linen!" I also took a lot of photos of handsome guys in my mobile phone, all of which are ready to go back to honor you! How so? How could I be willing to leave you without? You're my little liver, baby!! Also, the book station is my food and clothing parents, I ......"

"Blow, you'll blow it for me again!! I warn you, after returning to China this time, come to Beijing to report to me! Do you dare to try it! Also, the little hooves of the willow bottle, I'll clean her up when I get back!! Tell the dead boy about Salted Fish again! He doesn't want to get paid for the rest of his life!! I dare to mess around with you, it's not that the network has been hacked, I didn't know that kid also ran over there with you! ”

Kamiya Ling leaned against the head of the bed with a headache: "Dear ......"

"Come back this time, if you don't give me a good, reasonable explanation, don't call me darling again in your life!!" After speaking, there was a blind tone on the other end of the phone.

Shangyaling looked depressed: "Brother Win, I'm dead!" My dear is going to divorce me! ”

"Well, I'm pretty sure!" Brother Ying angrily took away the phone from the side: "It's still early, let's sleep for a while!" ”

Shangya Ling became furious, she picked up Brother Ying and yelled: "My eldest wife is going to divorce me!" I'm still sleeping? Will I be able to sleep? Even if you don't have a cerebellum, don't you have a brain? ”。

Brother Ying was stunned by the lion's roar of Kamiyaling, and he couldn't say the whole thing at all: "............&*¥...... （￥……&#%￥￥”

Kamiya Ling threw him aside and ran out of the room barefoot. Coming to the door of God's room with Sutaku, Kamiya Ling slammed the door desperately: "Taku! Open the door! Open the door! ”

The movement caused by Kamiya Ling startled Kamizumi Taku, and he hurriedly ran over to open the door: "Ling, what's wrong?" ”

As soon as the door opened, Kamiya Ling suddenly covered his face and screamed when he saw that God had a sumito: "****! "Kicked it over!

Shen Youzhu Taku, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, was directly kicked upside down by Ling Shangya, and the whole person fell heavily on the bed three meters behind: "Ling!! ”

"Put your clothes on!!"

Only then did God Yuzumi Taku react, because he was afraid of the heat, he wore a pair of small shorts to sleep yesterday, and in the morning, men usually ...... A pillar of optimus.

Because he was very anxious when he heard Kamiya Ling's voice, Kamiyuzu Taku was afraid that something would happen to her, so he didn't pay attention to his situation and ran to open the door, if he looked like this, he wouldn't be kicked to have a ghost! He hurriedly put on a blanket and sat on the bed: "Okay, come in!" What's wrong? ”

Kamiya Ling sat on the edge of the bed and shouted, "Tuo, what should I do? I'm dead! I'm going to die!! I can't die anymore! I'm dying worse than you!! ”

A series of dead words came out of Shangya Ling's mouth, like a tongue twister, and Shen Youzumi, who had not woken up much after hearing it, was confused: "Boss, are you waking up and crying or are you sleepwalking without waking up?!" ”

"You're sleepwalking!" Picked up a pillow and slapped Shen Youzhu Tuo hard, and Shangya Ling made a bitter face: "Shasha just called!" ”

In a word, it's like the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder falling from the sky, splitting the gods with a dwelling Tuo: "You mean, the Sand Queen?!" Your eldest wife?!! ”

Shangyaling nodded with tears in her eyes: "She wants me to tell you that you don't want to get a salary in your life, and besides, the website was attacked yesterday!" ”

"Holy! Does anyone dare to attack Lao Tzu's station? Kamiarizumi Taku apparently didn't hear the first sentence, and as soon as he lifted the blanket, he jumped in front of the computer desk and started his war against the computer. In less than half an hour, Takucai turned his head and made a successful gesture to Ya Ling: "That's it, I permanently shattered the information of that station!" Dare to fight me, they are dead!! ”

Obviously, Kamiya Ling was not happy because of the success of God Yusutaku: "Shasha is really angry this time, she said that if I don't give her a reasonable explanation after I go back, she will divorce me!" What to do? ”

Seeing Kamiya Ling's expression, Kamisazumi Taku also guessed how Sha Sha would react this time: "No way! Go back and explain it to her! You're going to have to tell her sooner or later, anyway! ”

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"Boss, even if you succeed this time, you only got three of the five spirit beads, and you don't know where the other two are, right? I don't know where you're going to go! You don't make it clear to her beforehand, I guess...... The Tsar Queen will really divorce you!! When the time comes, you will cry to death, and no one will feel distressed!! Shen Youzhu Tuo called up the information and looked at the itinerary of the next three people: "Ling, we can't wait until the movie is over to go back!" At most a month, we have to get things done and go back home! You're running out of manuscripts! Even if Sasha helps you cover up, she can only last another month! No matter how long it takes, it will be difficult for her to do it!! ”

Kamiya Ling bit her fingernails in embarrassment, and after a while, she nodded: "Then so be it!" I'll finish recording it as soon as I can this week! Then it's the movie promotion, try to find a way to get a good relationship with Satoru Hase! I'll talk to Bottle Bottle about this and ask her to help too! ”

"How can she help?" God Youzhu Taku looked at Shangyaling angrily: "She ......"

Shang Ya Ling smashed a pillow on his head: "Get dressed, I'll go find Xiaohua!" "There was such a big commotion just now, and Xiaohua didn't run over, it's so strange!!

Pushing open the door of Kamiyaka, Kamiya Ling found that Kamiyaka was not in the room, not even Ji Zai, who liked to sleep the most! It's so weird!!

Shangyaling ran to his room: "Brother Win, Xiaohua and Ji Zai are not in the room!" ”

"Did you go out in the morning?" Brother Ying has been busy with Shangyaling's affairs these days, and he hasn't paid much attention to Shangyahua and Jizai's movements. But in this situation, the two of them shouldn't act alone, right? Brother Ying suddenly went around to Shangyaling's wrist: "Go to the park where you usually practice your voice and take a look!" ”

If it was usual, Ling Kamiya would definitely sigh with a bitter face that she was going to sleep in the morning, but today, she also felt that something was wrong, and she was about to run out after changing her shoes, and Yoko Kamiya, who heard the movement, asked, "Ling, so early, where are you going?" ”