'Puff puff'!!

The tractor seemed to have released three giant farts, and then suddenly shivered, shaking the flesh on my face, and Zhuo Jing sat next to me with his lips pursed. How ugly the expression is, how ugly it is.

It's actually really funny, especially watching Zhuo Jing sitting in the bucket behind the tractor, coupled with his slightly aggrieved and disgusted face, how do I think this picture is too beautiful.

Basically, from the moment he got on the tractor, I was laughing wildly in my heart, but luckily, as the tractor shook, he didn't see that my shoulders were shaking because of the laughter. Fight the private number.

As soon as the tractor started up, the exhaust pipe behind it was whirring out with black smoke, Zhuo Jing was not calm, and turned his face to remind his cousin: "It's smoking." ”

Uncle Cousin didn't respond, maybe it was too noisy. He didn't hear it at all, just cared about himself staggering and driving.

Zhuo Jing cleared his throat, looked at my smiling eyes and gritted his teeth, just about to open his mouth, Uncle Cousin instantly increased his horsepower, and saw a puff of black smoke blow into Zhuo Jing's mouth along the wind, Zhuo Jing coughed instantly, and Uncle Cousin heard the voice. He glanced back at us and shouted, "It's okay, my tractor is old, and the engine is a little burning, so keep your mouth shut." Otherwise, it's all in your mouth! What do you have to say!! ”

I reached out and patted Zhuo Jing's back, "Are you okay?" ”

Zhuo Jing coughed enough, reached out and directly covered my mouth, and then poured out a hand to cover his mouth, as if he had already suffered a loss if he didn't talk anymore.

I looked at him with a smile, the tractor drove farther and farther, and finally there were some country roads, next to which were planted bud rice fields, which were quite similar to my home, there were a lot of ditches and bumps, and the buttocks could not control the air, and fell heavily, so painful that I couldn't do it.

Looking at Zhuo Jing again, maybe it was in his bones, he didn't want his expression to be as hideous as I showed. But the strong one's expression didn't look comfortable, and finally he suddenly dragged me to his lap: "You sit here, it won't hurt too much." ”

Uncle Cousin actually looked back at the two of us at this time: "Oh, it's not okay to sit like this, it's not safe, Mr. Ma, bear with it a little longer, and you'll be home soon." ”

I glanced at Zhuo Jing helplessly, my butt just wanted to move, but Zhuo Jing didn't let go of his hand in the back: "It hurts too much to sit down, don't worry, it'll be fine." ”

I can't resist him. I can only do it myself, anyway, it's much better than sitting so hard, although my cousin specially laid a quilt, but this time I opened it, the European stock can be shaken and numb, I don't dare to imagine what Zhuo Jing looks like now, that leg is sitting under me, and I must be unconscious.

When I got to a gate, my cousin turned off the tractor, and I suddenly had a feeling of rebirth.

"My God, this little young man is bold, sit back like this, how dangerous it is, come and come down quickly, you press him so much, his legs will definitely not be able to stand it!" My cousin said anxiously, and pulled my hand to help me off the tractor.

"This Xiao Zhuo, can you still do it, are your legs unconscious, you take it slowly, knock it." Uncle Cousin looked at Zhuo Jing with some worry, and then looked at me: "Mr. Ma, you feel sorry for your object, I really can't stand it so much." ”

I didn't expect it to be so serious, and looked at Zhuo Jing stretched out his hand: "Your leg is fine." ”

"It's fine." Zhuo Jing replied lightly, then slowly bent his legs and looked at his cousin: "Uncle cousin, I would like to give you a suggestion, this car is not environmentally friendly first, the second is noisy, and the third shock absorption is very bad, can you change the car." ”

Uncle Cousin suddenly smiled: "This guy, at first glance, is from the city, the first time to sit down, the tractor is not shock-absorbed, alas, it's all my fault, let you both suffer, come, I'll help you get out of the car." ”

Zhuo Jing's legs were still shaking unconsciously when he came down, and I whispered with some distress and guilt: "My ass will be upside down, and you will be pressed out again." ”

He glanced at me, then put his mouth to my ear: "That's different, my leg is fine, don't you have hemorrhoids." ”

I was speechless for a moment, and gave him a blank look: "I didn't!" ”

"What's the matter, why is this still noisy, Mr. Ma, don't quarrel with your object, blame me, I'll send you on four wheels when the time comes, it's not so bumpy." Uncle Cousin was on the side, with a face full of uneasy stubble.

My face turned red instantly: "Uncle Cousin is fine, there is no quarrel, we are just joking." ”

The watch laughed twice: "Ah, what about playing, I don't understand, I'm old and outdated, and my children say that they don't have a common language with me." So saying, he stepped forward and opened the door.

I think Uncle Xiao Ke is a very good person, maybe it has something to do with me growing up in the countryside, I feel very kind when I see him, as if he is a particularly good neighbor uncle in our village, "Uncle Cousin, you can just call me Jiaolong, don't call me sir, don't be so raw." ”

Uncle Cousin nodded, took down the lock, and reached inside and slowly opened the door: "Hey, Jiaolong, come, come in." After speaking, he directly opened the courtyard door.

I looked over, and my first reaction was that my cousin's yard was really big and spacious, and it was no exaggeration to say that it was about to catch up with a basketball court, which was a big circle larger than my grandmother's yard.

The second reaction was surprise, because the door of my cousin's house was locked outside, I thought there was no one at home, and as soon as he opened the door, I saw clearly that there was a person lying on the ground, a woman with a disheveled hair, lying on the ground, I don't know what happened to her and fainted, but her body was still twisting twice from time to time, lazily as if she was basking in the sun.

"Liping, why are you lying on the ground again!!"

As soon as my cousin saw the woman lying on the ground, he rushed forward a little anxiously and helped her up: "How dirty is the ground, what are you doing on the ground!" ”

The woman raised her head with a wooden expression and looked at her cousin: "I'm cold, I just feel comfortable lying on my stomach like this, you are asking me to lie down for a while and I'll get up." ”

I don't have to think about it to know that this woman is the person I need to serve.

Frowning and walking a few steps forward, I looked at the woman carefully, her face was bloodless, her eyes were straight, and her eyes moved up a little, so that the whites of her eyes were exposed a little, especially the rough skin on her bare arms and legs, and they seemed to be irregular multi-square pieces spliced together.

I have seen this kind of skin, called snake skin, it is not painful or itchy, it is mostly genetic, we have it in our village, it is generally not serious in summer, and there will be a lot of white flakes in winter, which is called ichthyosis in medicine.

It's just a woman's this, which looks the outside, and it is also seriously blackened, as if a layer of iron armor is worn on the exposed skin on the arms and legs, which is uncomfortable to look at