Li Huan saw that she was faintly angry again, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and raised her voice slightly: "In the past, there were several men who discussed their mate selection criteria together. A man is a handsome guy, he said that the girl he likes is better than 1.6 meters, slender and delicate; Ototomo is a literary young man, and he said, 'Well, I don't want to ask for my girlfriend, as long as I have a gentle personality, match me, and have long black and beautiful hair; C's appearance and talent are very ordinary, he said, 'My girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the city'. In the end, it was Ding Nan's turn, Ding Nan was short and introverted, and he didn't even dare to talk to girls, let alone mention any 'mate selection criteria'. However, he couldn't bear the repeated urging of everyone, held back for a while, blushed, lowered his head, and squeezed out four words: 'female, alive'......"

Female, alive!

Feng Feng wanted to laugh, but he didn't laugh, so he endured it.

Li Huan didn't smile when she saw her like this, and said helplessly: "I'll tell you another joke......" Her face was still twisted to the side and looked out the window, still looking like you like to talk or not.

Li Huan lowered his voice and said in a terrifying tone, "In the past, there was a husband and wife, and the man was a rake ear...... One night, my wife said to the rake ear, "I'll tell you a story." Rake the ears and say okay. So, she began to talk -

"There is a couple, five years of marriage, there are things that happen every year, the first year: the wife said that the bed sheets are beautiful in red, so the husband used purple, the wife asked why, the husband went up and slapped twice, saying that I am in charge of the house or you are in charge?

"The second year: My wife said that she wanted to eat braised fish, so my husband made steamed fish, and my wife asked why, and my husband went up and slapped me twice. Is it me who cooks or you who cook?

"The third year: My wife said that she wanted to go out to play, so my husband said that I was at home, and my wife asked why, and my husband went up and slapped me twice, saying that I had the final say or did you have the final say? ……’

"Rake Ears has been bullied enough, and after listening to this story, I was very proud, so I didn't notice that my wife's face was getting worse and worse, so I just listened to her slowly continue to say, 'The fifth year ......';

.“ The rake ear quickly interrupted his wife and said, 'Wait, what happened in the fourth year?' ’

"Before he could finish speaking, his wife came up and slapped him twice, 'Am I telling a story or are you telling a story?' ……”

…………

Feng Feng finally burst out laughing. Li Huan smiled when he saw her, and pressed the horn twice in a row, as if to help the fun. Feng Feng was going to stare at him again, thinking about it, he still didn't stare at him. Looking up, I saw that I was almost in the C villa area. The mood became extremely depressed again, and she said in a deep voice: "Li Huan, I'll get off in front." ”

"Okay."

Li Huan agreed, and after a few minutes, the car stopped around the corner.

As soon as Feng Feng's hand touched the car door, he laughed: "You wait", and then, quickly went down, opened the car door for her from the other side, and bent down slightly, "Please, Miss Feng." ”

Feng Feng couldn't cry or laugh: "Li Huan, where did you learn these tricks?" ”

He replied nonchalantly, "Do as the locals do." ”

Feng Feng shook his head: "Thank you for sending me, Li Huan, I'm leaving." ”

He stepped forward and followed her: "Feng Feng, I'll send you through that grove, it's too dark there." ”

She couldn't help but ask, "How do you know it's dark there?" ”

He laughed, "I guess." ”

PS: The Dragon Boat Festival is a holiday, stop for 3 days, you don't have to wait, resume the update on Sunday :))) Happy holidays everyone