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Chapter 363: Dynamite gag

Looking at the eldest princess's frowning appearance, she asked with a smile.

"If I told you it hurts, will you not give birth?"

"If it hurts, you have to give birth, how can two people be considered a family if they don't have a child together, besides, Zhou Qing is the only one in the family, and I have to give him a successor." The eldest princess said.

It seems that the eldest princess has true love for Zhou Qing.

But she couldn't help laughing: "Since you have to give birth if it hurts, then why ask if it hurts?" ”

"That's right." The eldest princess was relieved.

Seeing the eldest princess like this, she told her: "In fact, giving birth to a child is only a moment of pain, just endure it, don't think so much, raise the baby with peace of mind, and give birth to a big fat boy for Zhou Qing when the time comes." ”

Speaking of children, the eldest princess bowed her head and whispered in her ear: "Zhou Qing, he wants a daughter." ”

"My daughter is very good, I still want a daughter." Speaking of this, she remembered that she had been with Tang Sheng for a while, why didn't she move at all?

The eldest princess laughed when she heard this, and then bumped her on the shoulder.

"If you want it, then give birth to one."

"Ahem." Tang Sheng kept looking at them, and when he saw his daughter-in-law saying that he would give birth to a daughter, he couldn't help coughing.

"Dad, are you alright?" Zhang Sheng asked with concern.

"It's fine." Tang Sheng responded to his son.

"Dad, can you understand what my mother is saying?" Zhang Sheng kept looking at his father just now.

Tang Sheng heard his son's words and turned his head to look at him.

Seeing this, Zhang Sheng smiled at his father.

"Daddy can lip talk, right?"

"How do you know lip language?" He wondered where his son had learned the word.

"I saw it in a book in the dean's house the other day."

"The dean still allowed you to enter the house?" He was a little taken aback.

Zhang Sheng nodded: "The dean thinks I'm smarter, so he allows me to read any book in his study." ”

"You're really not modest, but you're like this, but follow your son." Tang Sheng's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.

"Who does that brother look like?" Zhang Sheng smiled evilly.

"It must be a foodie like your mother." Tang Sheng said it defenselessly.

Zhang Sheng laughed: "Dad, you actually said that your mother is a foodie, and you are afraid that you will sleep on the ground tonight." ”

"Good boy, you dare to calculate your father, but you are wrong, even if your stepmother knows that your father and I say that she is a foodie, she will not drive your father and me to sleep on the ground." He is still confident in this.

Zhang Sheng smiled silently, but he also wanted to learn lip language, so he spoke again.

"Dad, can you teach me lip language?"

"Yes." If my son wants to learn, then teach, one more skill and one more way.

Zhang Sheng was very happy, even a little impatient.

The dance of the three princesses happened to be finished at this time.

The applause rang out, and after it fell, the second prince of Wei opened his mouth to appreciate.

"The dance of the third princess is really good, so that the palace wants to watch it again."

"If the prince likes it, it's fine." After the third princess finished speaking, she retreated to her place.

Her cheeks were slightly red, her heart was happy, and a girl's heart was pounding.

Wei Ting swept towards Zhou Yiran, the smile on the corner of his lips deepened, and then said to the emperor: "I heard that Mrs. Zhang's song is very good, I don't know if this palace will have the honor to listen to it." ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yiran suddenly became the focus.

The hand under her sleeve was clenched tightly, her eyes squinted slightly at Wei Ting, and she scolded in her heart: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person, you are really a despicable and shameless villain, you didn't succeed before, and you actually made a request here, what a sinister villain." ”

After listening to the words of the second prince of Wei, the emperor was first surprised.

What is surprising is how could the second prince of Wei mention Zhou Yiran by name, could it be that the two of them have been in contact before?

But Zhou Yiran's song is really good and touching.

In fact, he also wanted to hear Zhou Yiran sing again, so he looked at Zhou Yiran.

"Can Mrs. Zhang sing a song?"

"The emperor has asked like this, how can the women not sing, but the slaves and maids need their husbands to accompani."

As soon as she said this, Tang Sheng became the focus again.

The emperor also looked at Tang Sheng, and then nodded: "Yes, someone will give Tang Aiqing a flute." ”

As soon as everyone heard the words "Tang Aiqing", they all looked at the emperor.

When the emperor saw this, he pretended to think of it, and said to the courtiers below: "I forgot to tell you, not long ago, I named Tang Aiqing a first-class general today, and his duty is to guard the safety of the capital. ”

As soon as the emperor's words were said, everyone talked about it and felt that it was not very reasonable.

Zhou Yiran looked at Tang Sheng, Tang Sheng gave her a look that I didn't know, and then she asked the eldest princess beside her.

"What does the emperor want to do?"

The eldest princess laughed, shook her head, and said, "I don't know, but that's fine." ”

The eldest princess thinks it's good, but she doesn't think it's good, maybe she will become cannon fodder.

Tang Sheng, the sudden arrival of the first-class general, there must be people in the DPRK who are not convinced, and they will definitely find trouble when the time comes.

No, she had just thought about it when someone protested.

"Your Majesty, you must not, how can a person who has no known origin and no merit be able to be a first-class general." It was Lord Yang who spoke, and it was Yang Guifei's father.

If Tang Sheng is allowed to sit in the position of general, then wouldn't the Liu family increase its power again.

After all, his wife is Zhou Qing's niece, that is, with Liu's family.

In addition, the eldest princess married Zhou Qing, and the power of his Yang family was even weaker, so he had to stop it at this time.

The emperor had long known that there would be opposition, so he gave his father-in-law a look at him.

Suddenly, there was movement at the entrance of the main hall, and two people carried a large stone and rested it three meters away from the entrance of the main hall.

"Everyone, please look outside."

Everyone watched as a guard held a medicine bag the size of a woman's fist resting under the stone, and then pulled a string out.

"Be careful at the door." The emperor reminded that the people at the door immediately stepped back two meters.

The guards lit up and ran away, followed by a loud bang.

The people in the hall turned pale with fright, especially the women, whose faces were as white as paper.

Then I heard a commotion.

"What is this, it shook the stones to pieces, wouldn't it be human...... Oh, my God! The speaker could not imagine it, and felt that this was a particularly dangerous and powerful weapon.

"It's horrible." Another said.

……

Wei Ting looked at the Third Prince, and the Third Princes nodded slightly to him, indicating that it was this kind of thing.

It's just that the third prince didn't know how the emperor could have this thing, so he looked at Tang Sheng.

Tang Sheng smiled at him.

The third prince understood and was very angry.

Wei Ting's face was not very good-looking, it seemed that today's scene was deliberately made by Emperor Chu to show himself, in order to warn himself.

The emperor kept staring at Wei Ting, smiled with satisfaction, and then said to the ministers.

"This thing is made by General Tang, do you have the ability to do this?"

No one said a word, and everyone returned to their places and sat down.

Lord Yang was silent and retreated to his place.

The emperor insisted on sealing General Tang Sheng, if he still objected, it would be an offense against Long Yan.

"Since there is no objection, this matter is settled today." After the emperor finished speaking, he immediately laughed, "Okay, is the flute ready for General Tang?" ”

"Back to the emperor, the flute has been given to General Tang."

"Let's get started!"

Tang Sheng looked at Zhou Yiran, and Zhou Yiran nodded slightly at him.

The eldest princess also had an extra zither in front of her, and she smiled at Zhou Yiran.

"I've learned that tune too, and I'll play it for you."

Coupled with the guzheng, she believed that the effect would be better, so she nodded.

Tang Sheng started his head, then the eldest princess, and then she sang.

It's still that song.

It's not that she can't sing other songs, but if she doesn't want to sing, just sing this song to avoid trouble.

……

At the end of the song, everyone was immersed in it, and some even secretly wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes.

After a while, Zhou Qing's sound sounded, followed by deafening applause in his ears.

The queen also felt it, and after the sound fell, she said: "This time I sang more touching than last time, and the palace was moved to tears." ”

"This time, thanks to the accompaniment of the eldest princess, otherwise the women would not have been able to sing this effect."

"Return the people's wife, you are now the general's wife, and you should call yourself a courtier." The queen corrected her.

She laughed embarrassedly and said, "I said that I was used to it, and I couldn't change my mouth for a while, so please don't blame the emperor and queen." ”

"No blame, no blame." After the queen finished speaking, she looked at the emperor.

The emperor naturally understood what the queen meant, and said with a smile: "General Tang is really a blessing, he married a good wife who is virtuous and virtuous, and I will give you a first-class lady, what do you think?" ”

"This ......"

The eldest princess tugged at her sleeve and said, "What is this, hurry up and thank you." ”

All right!

"Thank the emperor for the reward."

In fact, she didn't want any Mrs. Yipin, she still liked gold and silver treasures and silk silk.

After all, Mrs. Yipin just screamed nicely, but it was this empty shell, and she couldn't eat it.

The third princess's face was very bad, and she was very unconvinced.

"Father, sons, and ministers should also be rewarded." The third princess got up and said.

For the third princess like this, the emperor doesn't like it, but in front of the minister, he can't save the face of the third princess.

Then he asked, "What did Ling'er think of?" ”

"My son wants Mrs. Zhang to teach me to sing, and I ask my father for permission." The third princess said with a smile.

"This ......" the emperor looked at Zhou Yiran.

"The minister's wife has been in poor health recently and needs to rest, I'm afraid I can't teach the third princess to sing." Tang Sheng spoke up.

"She doesn't look like she's in bad shape."

"Ahem......"

As soon as the third princess said yes, Zhou Yiran coughed.

The eldest princess next to her immediately gave her a glass of water.

"Why are you coughing yet?" The eldest princess asked with concern.

Zhou Yiran smiled and said, "It's cold like this, it's an old problem." ”

"I was singing so well just now, why did I cough all of a sudden?"

Everyone understands what the third princess said.

However, the eldest princess has been exported, and it is difficult for everyone to know the authenticity.

The emperor looked at Zhou Yiran, and saw that her face was a little pale, and she didn't seem to be pretending, but she still had to be concerned, so he said, "Please ask the imperial doctor to show Mrs. Zhang later, don't delay it seriously." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." This was said by Tang Sheng.