"Zhanning, this ......"

My father couldn't sit still when he heard what I said.

"That's a good proposal!"

Zhang Xiaolong didn't give his father a chance to speak, got up and said, "It's rare that Zhanning has this heart, and divides the victory and defeat with martial arts, and the weak will go to the battlefield to join the army to fight, and the strong will stay to temporarily take care of the Zhang family's family business!" ”

Zhang Xiaohu also agreed, "Excellent, excellent!" ”

And my two cousins were already eager to try, and one by one they wrung their knuckles to rattle.

Zhang Xiaolong glanced at his son, and then said, "Let the dog Zhang Zhanfeng teach Zhanning's nephew's tricks!" ”

"No way!"

The father stood up nervously, "Zhan Ning has never been exposed to martial arts since he was a child, if he continues to fight like this, something big will happen!" ”

Zhang Xiaolong laughed, "This is Zhanning's own rules, big brother, you won't want to go back on your word, this is a big crime in the Zhang family's family rules!" ”

"But ......"

"Father!"

I smiled at my father, "Don't worry! ”

Then he turned his head to look at Zhang Zhanfeng, who was half a head taller than me, and said, "You have to let me do it later, my body bones don't need to be beaten." ”

Zhang Zhanfeng picked his chin, the corners of his mouth hooked up with an imperceptible ruthlessness, and said, "Don't worry, Brother Zhanning, I will definitely pay attention, but my fists and feet have no eyes, if there is any accident later, I must not mean it." ”

The three words "deliberately", Zhang Zhanfeng specially lengthened the tone.

In fact, I already knew that this father and son were careful in their hearts, and the look that Zhang Xiaolong gave him just now was obviously to let him beat me to death.

"Let's get started!"

I made a gesture of invitation to Zhang Zhanfeng.

Zhang Zhanfeng immediately took half a step forward with his front legs, retreated and bent slightly, and put his hands in front of his chest one after the other.

When I saw his posture, he was an idiot who didn't get into the flow, and this way is only for beginners.

"Offended!"

Zhang Zhanfeng let out a loud shout, and suddenly I jumped over and punched me hard in the face.

Although I have no Xuan Jin now, but the moves are all in my mind, in our world, there have been countless battles large and small, Zhang Zhanfeng's move is not as fierce as the fight between Zhang Ya and me on weekdays.

I dodged his punch with a slight side, and at the same time slid with a sliding step, completely dissolving his strength with my hand.

If I want to win him, I have at least a couple of ways to get him down right now.

It's just that I already have a plan, and I don't think about winning him.

Zhang Zhanfeng didn't know that he had been completely exposed to my attack just now, but he just thought that I was just dodging, and I missed a punch, followed by a leg sweep from the pediatrics.

After a dozen moves, I had at least twenty or more chances to get him to get him down, but I didn't do that, and I had to make a hard look.

After hitting 20 moves, I guess I showed a gap and let Zhang Zhanfeng kick me hard in the knee.

"Oops!"

I let out an exaggerated scream, although I was deliberately taken by this kick, but without Xuanjin to protect my body, it still hurts to be kicked alive.

I lay on the ground, holding my feet and shouting, "Oops, the bone is broken, I lost!" ”

Zhang Xiaolong laughed, "It seems that the dog is slightly better, it seems that this opportunity to be a soldier has to be given to Zhanning's nephew." ”

"Zhanning!"

My father was so nervous that he hurriedly came to help me, I screamed in pain, and secretly gave him a look, my father was slightly stunned, and then immediately understood, and a trace of imperceptible cunning flashed in his eyes.

But on the surface, he still pretended to be panicked, touched my knee with his hand, and said, "It's a broken bone!" Xu Fu, please doctor! ”

Then let a few family members help me to the chair on the side to rest, and my father hurriedly said to Zhang Zhanfeng, who was triumphant, "Zhanfeng's nephew's martial arts are really improving, and the dog is ashamed of himself, but this opportunity to be a soldier, the dog may only miss it." ”

"Zhang Xiaotian, what do you mean, the rules are set by your son, and you can't go back on your word?" Zhang Xiaolong was immediately furious when he heard this, and he didn't even call his eldest brother, but called his father's name.

The father bowed slightly and said apologetically, "It's not that I reversed my word, now that the dog has broken a leg by Zhanfeng's nephew, how can I go to the battlefield!" ”

For a moment, the whole room fell silent.

I looked at the faces of my two ill-intentioned uncles and his two sons, and I almost couldn't hold back my laughter.

That's what I made up my mind yesterday.

Although I don't know the whole world, I don't think a single lame person will go to war, no matter where it is.

The reason why I didn't admit defeat at the beginning just now, and I have to entangle with Zhang Zhanfeng for so many moves, on the one hand, if I do it too obviously, I am afraid of revealing flaws, and on the other hand, I am also testing Zhang Zhanfeng's bottom line.

The conclusion is that this guy's strength is not as good as the entry level of the first order in my world, so I am relieved to boldly let him kick it.

I was fully prepared for that kick, and when he kicked it, I deliberately bent my knee forward slightly, and the moment he kicked my knee, I deliberately twisted my bones with a rattle, plus I was a waste in their eyes, so when I said that I had a broken bone, no one doubted it, only me and my father knew it.

Looking at the four angry green faces, I grinned in pain on the surface, but in fact, I was already smiling in my heart: dumbfounded, confused, the porcelain touching technology brought by Lao Tzu in the 21st century is not blind!

I was "lame" on one leg and naturally refused to go to the army again.

"The Zhang family can't let a cripple be the heir!" Zhang Xiaolong was so angry that his face turned green.

Zhang Xiaohu also blushed and echoed, "He's right!" ”

"Two virtuous brothers, we'll talk about the heir later."

I realized that my father looks honest and cowardly on the surface, but he is a thief in his stomach, and his acting skills can be called an actor in my world.

It is estimated that his heart is also happy at this time, but he has done a lot of work on the surface, "Zhanning is lame now, and the top priority is to select the heirs of the two virtuous brothers to join the army, I am not good at interfering in this matter, and the two virtuous brothers have to make up their minds privately to see which of these two nephews has the blessing to go to the battlefield for training." ”

After finishing speaking, he sighed regretfully and said, "It's a pity, my family Zhanning has been looking forward to this opportunity to go to the battlefield for a long time, but in the end it still fell short, it's a pity, it's a pity!" ”

My two uncles, who had just been "in the same hatred of the enemy", listened to my father's words, and their faces turned greener, but the distance between the two had been quietly separated for a short time.

Then we began to talk word by word about whose son should seize this "opportunity".

As he spoke, he unexpectedly made a noise, rolled up his sleeves and shouted that he was about to fight, my father hurriedly said, "If the two virtuous brothers have Yaxing who is learning martial arts, it is better to go to my family yard, this place is small, I'm afraid the two virtuous brothers will not be able to show it!" ”

My two uncles glared at my father viciously, and then went out noisily.

As soon as they went out on the front foot, I couldn't hold back my laughter anymore, and my father glared at me, and I thought I was reproaching me for being reckless, and then I shut up.

Unexpectedly, my father laughed by himself, laughing louder than my voice, and shouted loudly outside the door, "Self-inflicted, don't live, hahahaha, happy, happy!" ”

Through this incident, I can't help but look at my father in this dimension, although he looks kind, or cowardly, but he is very hard in his bones, compared to my two straw bale uncles, my father is indeed qualified to serve as the head of the family.

"Xu Fu, tell the kitchen to prepare wine and good food, I want to have a happy drink with my son today!"

My father raised his eyebrows at me and said, "Boy, you did a good job, but I don't know how much you drink!" ”

I was also infected by my father's pride, "That's naturally to accompany you to the end!" ”

"Hahaha, good, good, good!"

The father said three good words in a row, and it could be seen that he was very happy, and during the meal, in addition to Xu Fu, there were two people who looked like maids waiting.

I hurriedly beckoned them to serve with me, and the three of them hurriedly said they didn't dare.

"Father, do I want to make a rule?" I drank a few drinks and my face was a little red.

The father said arrogantly, "You are the future successor of the family, and the rules are set at will!" ”

"Good!" I said to Xu Fu and the others, "From today on, there are no masters and servants in our family, all of us here are brothers and sisters, eating meat and drinking wine in big bowls!" ”

Although I said so, where did Xu Fu and the others dare to serve on the table.

"Presumptuous, bold minion, didn't you hear the words of the young master!" The father shouted angrily, and Xu Fu and the others trembled to the side, but they didn't even dare to move their chopsticks.

I looked at the two maid-like girls, who were very watery, and then asked with wine, "Father, these two are so fairy-looking, why are they just maids?" ”

My father was almost drunk, and looked at me and laughed, "You drank too much, this is Liuzhu, this is Bi Niao, and Xu Fu, they are all your personal servants......"

Liuzhu, blue bird.

Looking at the two maids dressed in green and red, I smiled and said, "Come, toast you two!" ”

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the two maids and Xu Fu were already sitting on pins and needles, and hurriedly rushed to open the door.

After a while, I saw the three of them walking in with a frown.

"What's the matter, you guys are all sad." His father's tone was very displeased, perhaps thinking that he had ruined his drinking.

"Master, it's from the Xia family." Liuzhu said softly.

"Oh, the people of the Xia family, why don't you let them come in and sit!" When my father heard that it was someone from the Xia family, his brows suddenly relaxed.

Liuzhu pursed his lips, as if he had mustered up a lot of courage, and handed over a letter, with three words written on the envelope, "Divorce letter." ”

"What, the people of the Xia family are too bold!"

When the father saw the three sons, he was furious and slammed the table.

I was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "Divorce?" Whose marriage is it to withdraw? What does the Xia family do? ”

Xu Fu hurriedly said, "Young Master Qiyu, Xia Lan, the eldest lady of the Xia family, is the young master's fiancée. ”