Chapter 243: Bloodless Blades
I never knew that Yu Siyan, a girl who looks petite and exquisite, actually has the legendary wine tyrant attributes, Sanada Yukimura's wine is fifty-six degrees, and the jade girl actually sighed for a third of the time, and then put the wine bottle on the table with a "bang", and looked at Sanada Yukimura with some disdain, "It's your turn." ”
"Hayi!" Sanada Yukimura answered, raised the bottle and began to pour it into his mouth, but as soon as he took a sip, the goods were a series of coughs, squirting out all the wine, snot and tears flowed everywhere, and I couldn't help but cover my face and snicker when I saw it. Although we don't know what is going on with his reincarnation, but when we investigate Tian Er Village, we know that Tian Er Village can be regarded as a five-good young man, who does not smoke and drink, does not prostitute or gamble, and it is a rare thing for a five-good young man who has never drunk alcohol to pour 56 degrees of liquor in one sip.
"Is this how you drink for your grandfather and your alcoholic friend?" Yu Siyan's face turned a faint crimson, making her look much more delicate than usual.
"Ahem, let the young lady smile, she was originally very good at drinking, but after reincarnation, this body has never drunk. But since it is the wish of the lord, even if you are broken in the next day, it will be completed! Speaking of this, Sanada Yukimura pinched his nose very strongly, raised the wine bottle and poured it.
At that moment, I clearly saw a sly light flashing in Yu Siyan's eyes.
Using disposable chopsticks, picking up a chopstick dish and throwing it into her mouth, the woman smiled very proudly, lifted the wine bottle, and smothered a third of the liquor in one breath. I vaguely saw Sanada Yukimura's face turning a little green, but he still held on to the bottle and poured it down.
Alas, Sanada Yukimura's brother, it is estimated that after getting the memories of his past life, he forgot the memories of this life. It is said that the three major places in the wine market cannot be provoked: the red-faced ones, the pigtails, and the pills. This Yu Siyan is obviously the kind of pigtails that can't be provoked, and he still holds on. And how does the wine of their time compare with the spirits of today?
"Hehehehe, Sanada Yukimura? You don't look good, why is your face so ugly!? Yu Siyan's face became even crimson, and the red light in Takeda Shingen's armor became flickering.
"No, my lord! Yukimura can still drink! Yukimura will not disappoint the hopes of the lord! "It seems that the owner of the armor is persuading Sanada Yukimura to give up the irrational behavior of fighting alcohol, but Sanada Brother is up to lose his temper." As a samurai, you have to be loyal to the lord, just drinking, if Yukimura can't even drink a little wine, what is there to talk about going into battle to kill the enemy! Excitedly, Sanada Yukimura lifted the remaining one-third of the bottle, tilted his head, and poured all the remaining liquor into his stomach.
"Second goods, no wonder it's called Genjiro." I sneered, but Yu Siyan smiled happily. But she didn't drink any more of the wine left in the bottle, just ate the vegetables.
After a full minute, Yu Siyan raised the wine bottle and gestured to the suit of armor, "I heard that Sanada Yukimura is the first soldier of the Warring States, and he is a master of the spear skills of the treasure courtyard in one hand, Xin Xuangong, why not let Yukimura dance in the courtyard to help the fun?" In this way, it is also more interesting to drink. He brought the bottle closer to his mouth again, but this time Yu Siyan only took a small sip.
"What's so hard about that!" This time, before the armor's eyes flickered, Sanada Yukimura stood up against the table, but he had just poured a whole bottle of spirits, and his body had begun to shake uncontrollably. The Japanese soldier staggered to the door, took out his ten-character gun from behind the door, went out into the courtyard, and danced. It can be seen that Sanada Yukimura is still very attentive, but he drank too much, and his steps staggered, not so much dancing with a gun, but fighting against the alcohol that was raging nerves.
"Shin Xuan Gong, guess how long Sanada Yukimura can support it?" Yu Siyan, the woman, actually stood up, walked to the side of the armor, and poured the wine bottle into the helmet as soon as it was crooked. Suddenly, the smell of alcohol began to spread outward around the center of the armor, but I seemed to be excited when I saw the red light flashing in the armor's eyes. Could it be that this old ghost can also taste wine? Oh, no, no, no, strictly speaking, this thing can't be considered a ghost, if it's a real ghost or a resentful spirit, at this time, it should show a human body to drink with Yu Siyan, I guess it, this Takeda Shingen is probably just a resentment plus a bit of residual soul, attached to the armor, not a complete soul body.
"This body and this bone return to heaven and earth, not stained with red dust, and alone and romantic." Brother Sanada Yukimura, who was dancing alone in the courtyard with a ten-character gun, was still muttering something while dancing the gun, although it was the same sentence over and over again, but it sounded like a special charm in it. When he had said it about twenty times, his body went limp, and he fell to the ground, never to get up again.
"Hahahaha, with this amount of alcohol, you dare to come and drink with me, I said, man, your subordinates can't do it! Hahahaha...... "Yu Siyan also seemed to have drunk it, and while reaching out to pat the shoulder of the armor, he raised the wine bottle and poured it again.
"Alright, okay, don't drink it." Just now he was afraid of Sanada Yukimura's force, and he drank down, and I didn't pay attention to the armor attached to the remnant soul, got up and walked to Yu Siyan's side, and snatched the wine bottle from her hand. "Drink it any more, and you'll have to lie down. But I'm going to give you a big credit today. ”
"Great merit? Hehehe, how can you drink alcohol, if it weren't for the fact that this turtle shell has no mouth, I would still like to have a bottle with him. Yu Niu'er's eyes were confused, this was excited, fortunately, her body hadn't started to shake yet, but her tongue was a little big. Every time you drink, you can make meritorious contributions, it's good, next time you drink it, haha. ”
"Okay, drink it next time, good, you go to the car and wait for me now, and I'll carry your great work to the car for you." patted Yu Siyan's shoulder, motioned for her to go back to the car, who knew that this girl actually grabbed three balls from the lunch box with her hands, first stuffed one into her mouth, and asked me to stuff one into my mouth and one in my armor's head, and then she rubbed her hand on her clothes with satisfaction, and walked out with a slight sway.
Alas, it seems that I can't drink more in the future, it's still a trivial matter, looking at Yu Siyan's appearance, if there is another Sanada Yukimura who is not willing to accompany him, it is estimated that after putting down the second Yukimura, I will OOXX her, and she doesn't know who did it.
It took a lot of effort to stuff that suit of armor and the unconscious Sanada Genjiro Yukimura into Yu Siyan's car, and the ten-character gun, I can only tie it to the roof of the car, fortunately, this car is hung with the license plate of the Provincial Public Security Department, otherwise I have to explain for a long time just and the traffic police.
The car drove directly to the city criminal police team, and Yu Siyan said noisily that the conditions of the criminal police team were not good, and he had to go to the provincial department, go to the station of the special operations team, and interrogate Sanada Yukimura well. No way, I found out the unfinished wine they drank from the car, and asked Lao Zhao, the janitor, to drink with her for the second half, and then put the aunt down and let her go to the lounge quietly to call the pig's head.
Takeda Shingen's armor is not harmful, I directly found a useless empty room and threw it in temporarily, Sanada Yukimura This guy is more difficult to do, the chance of successfully handcuffing him with handcuffs is definitely not more than one in a thousand, and in the end, in desperation, I leaned him on the interrogation chair that will only be used when interrogating repeat offenders, and by the way, I pasted several spirit talismans on him. After tossing and turning for a while, it was ten o'clock in the evening. I was busy, I found that as long as I wasn't lying in the hospital, I must be busy with a foot hitting the back of my head.
As the saying goes, crows are not scary, crows are scary. It's just settled in Sanada Yukimura, who is snoring with a mouth full of alcohol, and my damn phone is singing again, it's past ten o'clock at night, can you let me rest for a while!?
However, to my surprise, it was not Bai Bing or Ximen who called me this time, but a blind man. At that time, I breathed a sigh of relief, the blind man was still lying in the hospital, and he called me to find someone to say a few words when he was bored at night, or suddenly wanted to eat something, and asked me to help him with the hour. I didn't get on the phone angrily, and I scolded over there. "I said blind man, you are a bitter thing, it's the middle of the night, you call Mao, don't you know that my buddy has been working hard lately and doesn't even have time to watch movies?"
"Toad, I don't know if you have time to watch the film, but I know there are some problems in the hospital." The blind man didn't speak loudly, as if he was deliberately suppressing something.
"What's wrong? Got you a fake drug? "A hospital is a hospital, what can be the problem, the most powerful ghost in the hospital before was Sister Hong and the pregnant woman ghost in the delivery room, there is nothing left, the hospital I frequent, how can there be so many demons and monsters who dare to run out and make trouble. Speaking of which, if the ghosts are like Sister Hong, how good it would be, say hello to us when we first go, we often go, and people leave without saying hello, saving our brothers from doing anything.
"Use your sister's fake medicine, Lao Tzu will tell you seriously." The blind man seems to be a little angry. "I had nothing to do just now, I took out a book and a compass to study some new things, but I found that the needle of the compass was spinning wildly, there are things in this hospital, and it is a very powerful thing, you hurry up, I feel that something big is going to happen in the hospital tonight!"
Pretty awesome...... Oops! I slapped my thigh suddenly, isn't Liu Xiang still locked up on the top floor of the hospital, I'm afraid this is not to save people, but to kill people! "Blind, stay safe, I'll be there soon!"