Chapter 37: Halloween is here (Part 1)
The four-eyed Taoist is gone, and Yizhuang has returned to its former pure appearance.
Now Qiusheng has to drink five pairs of Chinese medicine every day to treat diarrhea, Yizhuang is permeated by the smell of Chinese medicine all day long, and the ninth uncle wants to drive Qiusheng back to his aunt's house.
"Wencai, you go to the town and buy some paper. ”
In the past few days, Uncle Nine has been working overtime to print paper money, which is the so-called dark coin, and Yizhuang's paper is not enough.
"Qiusheng, GKD, make sure that every penny is spent!" Uncle Nine instructed Qiusheng to be careful when printing money, and not to waste pen, ink and paper.
Qiusheng was listless, and cut the freshly printed paper money squarely with a knife, a complete piece of paper money was born, and with the new money, Qiusheng screamed, "Wow, four thousand taels, I got rich." ”
Chu Nan glanced at him and quipped: "It's not just a fortune, four thousand taels is enough for you to marry three wives and four concubines in the underworld, and then buy a house." ”
Seeing that the apprentice was naughty again, Uncle Nine glared at Qiusheng, put down the pen, and said angrily: "If you like it, just take it!"
"Then I still don't want it!" Qiu Sheng stupidly stacked the newly printed paper money together, the ghost wanted to use the dark coin, but he hadn't lived enough.
Chu Nan was in contact with this kind of thing for the first time, and he was very puzzled about printing paper money, and asked curiously: "Why do we print so much paper money!"
"It's July 15, commonly known as Halloween. On this day, the ghost door is wide open, and the lonely ghosts wandering in the sun must pass through the ghost gate to report to the underworld, in order to let the dead relatives reincarnate early, so the family members will burn paper money on this day to bribe the ghosts, and ask the ghosts to take care of their relatives and have a good birth. ”
As soon as Uncle Nine explained, Chu Nan understood.
It turns out that having money can really make the ghost grind, and this ghost also depends on money!
"I thought they were serving the people!" Chu Nan complained.
Uncle Nine was speechless, turned his head to Qiusheng and said, "Qiusheng, go count 50 silver tickets, burn them!"
"Burn it for whom?" Qiusheng said curiously.
"Who did you say burn it to? Of course, if you burn it to those lonely souls and wild ghosts, do you want to burn it to your master? "Uncle Nine glared at Qiusheng, you can't open your eyes.
Uncle Nine was writing a letter to the underworld, he undertook the affairs of the underworld in the underworld, and after writing the letter, he burned the letter to the underworld, and asked casually: "What about Wencai? Why haven't you brought the paper back yet?"
Qiusheng replied casually: "Who knows!"
Chu Nan also shrugged his shoulders, who knows what Wen Cai did.
In normal times, Uncle Nine may not be worried about the whereabouts of Wencai, after all, a big living person can still be lost.
But it's Halloween soon, the ghost door is about to open, and the ghosts are making a lot of fun, at this time, don't have an accident.
At this time, Qiusheng seemed to remember something and said: "I remember, Wen just called me to the theater, and said that he was short and wanted to grab a good position in the front row in advance." ”
Watching a play, what play to watch?
Fuck, that's a ghost show, it's a ghost show!
Uncle Nine sighed, speechless, this stupid apprentice, when will he open his mind!
"Let's go, go and bring Wen Cai back, I'm afraid that he will stupidly follow the ghost to the ghost gate. ”
Chu Nan and Qiusheng also reacted and followed Uncle Nine downstairs.
In the singing shed, Wen Caizheng was biting on the sugar cane alone, clapping his hands.
"Good, good singing. ”
"One more. ”
The nervous literary talent didn't notice it at all, he was watching the play alone.
The people singing on the stage gave Wen Cai a look from time to time and asked him to leave quickly, but Wen Cai reacted at all, and thought that the singer had resonated with him!
In the backstage of the studio, Uncle Nine was completely speechless when he saw this scene.
Fortunately, there is Chu Nan as an apprentice, otherwise he is really afraid that he will cut off the inheritance.
Chu Nan also stretched out his head, looked at the stands, and was taken aback, this is a horror movie.
A group of ghosts danced in the stands, some ghosts were selling cigarettes, some ghosts were hanging their heads, some ghosts were sticking out their long tongues, just Wencai was eating sugar cane with relish, and at the back of the stands, there were four ghosts with chicken feather whips.
Qiusheng was the only one who shouted: "Master, I can only see Wencai! Where are the ghosts? Why can't I see any of them?"
Uncle Nine stuffed two willow leaves to Qiusheng and said casually: "If you stick it on your eyes, you can see it." ”
Qiusheng did so, and he was about to see the ghost, and he put the willow leaves on his double eyelids, and then stretched out his head, and looked at the stage, almost scared to pee.
"Oh, Mom, why are there so many ghosts!"
Qiusheng hid behind Uncle Nine with palpitations, looking scared.
"Master, what should I do, do you want me to bring Wen Cai back?" Chu Nan asked.
"There is a ghost cha present, the little ghost doesn't dare to make a mistake, as long as he pretends not to see the ghost, and then drags Wen Cai back. ”
Although Uncle Nine said it easily, Qiusheng knew that this must be difficult, so he quickly shook his head, saying that he didn't dare, and pushed the matter to Chu Nan by the way.
"I'll go!" Chu Nan wished that these ghosts would come to trouble him, so that he could get reward points again.
"Well, be careful. "Uncle Nine also thinks that Chu Nan is a little more reliable.
At this time, Qiusheng reminded, "Master, there is a female ghost Chaowen who has just passed. ”
"Oops, this female ghost wants to be on Wen Cai's body, hurry, go and bring Wen Cai back!" Uncle Nine pushed Chu Nan out.
Chu Nan was fearless, we were upright, ordinary ghosts, and he was directly ignored.
Uncle Nine hid behind and looked speechless, ordinary people saw ghosts, pretending not to see them was too late, this apprentice was good, ordinary ghosts were directly ignored by him.
Just as he was about to approach Wencai, a female ghost wearing a skirt slowly descended from the sky.
Chu Nan looked up and was immediately surprised, I'll go, what a beautiful female ghost, but this scale is too big!
"Isn't it pretty, little lady, let's meet again." The female ghost smiled at Chu Nan and pulled her skirt, revealing a pair of delicate and small jade feet.
This female ghost turned out to be the female ghost he met last time without shoes!
Chu Nan reacted, it turned out that she was Xiaoli, the beautiful female ghost who appeared in the Zombie Supreme.
It turns out that we have met for a long time!
Xiaoli snorted coldly, flicked her sleeves, and the female ghost who was originally preparing to be a talent dodges in fear.
"What do you want to do?" Chu Nan was a little worried when he saw that Xiaoli might have to make a move on Wen Cai.
"Giggles" Xiaoli covered her face and smiled, and said very enchantingly: "Little lady, are you scared?"
Chu Nan suddenly exploded like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
Damn, women's clothing is really a stain for a lifetime, and it can't be washed off.
Chu Nan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, grass, who said that women's clothing was cool for a while, and women's clothing was always cool?
I'm crying and saying to you, it's all a lie!
"Little lady, come, kiss one, the last time you wore a wedding dress, I haven't had time to marry you, I'm glad I spoil you!"
After Xiaoli finished speaking, she really floated to Chu Nan and wanted to kiss Chu Nan.