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Although Old Tan, or General Night, did not die, but somehow survived, I still feel guilty about him.

Although he did not die, he turned into a strange big crow, and no normal person would want such a change to happen to himself. And the reason why Lao Tan became like this is mainly because of me.

So I feel guilty, so I sincerely apologize to General Night.

Unexpectedly, after hearing my apology, the night general, who had changed into a crow, croaked and said freely: "Lao Tzu knows that you have not defected, when you cried and wiped your tears just now, Lao Tzu has been standing on the tree and watching." ”

I turned my head to look at the Night General's scarlet eyes and the white feathers on its neck, and instantly realized that it felt good to have the misunderstanding resolved, and then I couldn't help but feel a move in my heart, and reached out and touched its little head.

Unexpectedly, the night general was instantly furious, stretched out his sharp beak and pecked me fiercely, and said angrily: "You are not disgusting, Lao Tzu is a dignified night general, don't play with me as a cute pet, and respect Lao Tzu, you know?" ”

I nodded hurriedly and sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, I can't help it, but why don't you attach yourself to a good-looking bird, it has to be a crow?" ”

General Night snorted coldly: "Nonsense, there are rabbits and snakes left next to the crows, and no beast can speak, there is no way, only crows, you will just order it!" ”

I'm right when I think about it, at a time of crisis, it is already a blessing in misfortune to have a few crows around, if Chang Ba strikes first and then faster, Lao Tan is afraid that there is no possibility of even turning into a crow. However, I still couldn't figure out the mechanism of this shadow monster's possession of the crow, and I wanted to ask again, but I was afraid that the Night General would be angry again.

After this guy changed from a big living person to a big monster bird, there are two obvious changes: on the one hand, the brain capacity has become smaller, he often does not remember, and his thinking ability has weakened a lot, and he has a tendency to become mentally retarded; On the other hand, he becomes impulsive and irritable, which is probably related to the characteristics of the crow itself, which is said in the encyclopedia to be an irritable bird.

However, I have to admit that the night general who has become a crow is very wonderful, especially when he stands on my shoulder and looks left and right, quite a bit of the momentum of dominating the world. And whenever he stands on my shoulder, I think it's not a crow, it's an eagle, and I feel more imposing.

After going back, the night general stood directly on the table and drank water, the white-necked crow possessed by him seemed to be hungry and thirsty before, after drinking a whole teacup of water, the night general asked for a few pieces of chopped ham meat, pecked into his stomach with his sharp beak, and saw a crow eating and drinking so elegantly in the living room, the panda and I couldn't help but laugh.

After eating and drinking, General Night who was squatting on the table in the living room had a new idea, it looked back at me, suddenly stared at a pair of red eyes and said, "Xiao Yang, light a cigarette, I'll see if this flat-haired beast can smoke." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and at first thought it was joking, but it wasn't until the Night General flew over my shoulder, staring at me and ready to attack me, that I realized that this guy wasn't joking, so I quickly lit a cigarette and obediently brought it to its mouth, no, beak, let it try to take a sip.

The panda said with a smile on the side: "I said General Crow Night, you can always take it easy, in case this bird gets drunk in one sip, or chokes to death directly, then you really don't have the life to possess again......"

General Night twisted his neck and glared at the panda, and said sharply, "Bad luck! I've been watching it for a long time, there are still a few sparrows in the yard, if I choke to death, I just turn into a sparrow! ”

Speaking of which, General Night didn't say a word, and pecked at the butt of the cigarette, this action was steady, accurate, and ruthless, and it was almost coherent to the extreme, but unfortunately after swallowing the butt of the cigarette, the left and right sides of the crow's beak were leaking and unable to inhale.

"Poof, poof, poof......"

The night general shook his head desperately, but he was never able to smoke, the old guy stood firm for about five minutes, and a cigarette was almost burned out, so he gave up resistance, flicked his wings and said angrily: "Damn, it seems that Lao Tzu is going to quit smoking from now on...... If you can't play with women and can't smoke, then I still have a fart when I live? ”

The panda laughed: "Although you can't play with women, you can play with the mother bird?" ”

The Night General flapped his wings and flew to the panda's side, pecking at the panda's brain, and the panda hurriedly begged for mercy while running for his life, shouting "Night General spare his life".

Although the two of them and a crow were also enjoying themselves, I still asked, "General Night, do you have any chance to become a human in the future?" ”

The Night General smiled bitterly, although it was still a croaking sound coming out of the crow's beak, but he could also hear the helplessness in it.

"Shen Yingying's female ghost is really powerful, I have suffered a lot of vitality this time, if I want to be reborn as a human being, I am afraid that I will have to cultivate for a while...... But don't worry, my night general will come back one day, and then you will have to help me slaughter Chang Zhi and recapture the city of Nanjing. ”

I nodded again and again: "Of course it's no problem, Chang Zhi is really too grandson, the next time we meet, I will definitely have to help you teach him a lesson." ”

The Night General jumped up and down happily, rubbing his sharp claws and muttering in a low voice, "Huh? Why hasn't Lao Zheng come back? It can't be that he was abducted by that crazy man, right? ”

As soon as I heard this, I remembered the phone call from Zheng Shihuan before, the master seemed to go out with the crazy senior to do something, but this matter never succeeded, and according to Zheng Shihuan, the master seemed to have encountered some trouble.

Nervous, I hurriedly called Zheng Shihuan again, but no one answered on the other side of the phone.

It's not a way to just be in a hurry, and it's not too early, so I just let General Night and Panda sleep first, and go back to the room to rest, and wait until I get up the next day.

In a blink of an eye, the next day, Zheng Shihuan still didn't call me back.

What's even more worrying is that the master and the crazy man are both free and uninhibited personalities, and the two of them go out without any communication tools, and it is simply difficult to contact them.

When I woke up in the morning, the big crow Night General was already standing in the yard basking in the sun, although I didn't know much about the habits of crows, but it seemed that the habits of Night General were not the same as those of crows.

Seeing me go out with a sad face, General Night smiled and said coldly, "What are you anxious about?" Lao Zheng and the mad Daoist are more powerful than the other, and the two of them go out together, and the headache can only be their enemy. Nothing can come out. ”

I frowned and said, "I'm afraid it's not that simple, I always feel that Master and the crazy man have been planning to go out this time for a long time, and the two of them seem to be deliberately avoiding others when they go out." ”

General Night nodded, "In that case, what are you bothering to look for?" Listen to me, if these two old fellows are safe, then that's fine, and if they are in any danger, with your current ability, you can't help much. ”

I smiled wryly in agreement. General Night's words are to the point.

After breakfast, Zheng Shihuan finally called me, and this call had two main contents.

The first content, he was shocked by Lao Tan's death, although it was only a day, but Nanjing City had already fried up and down, and the news of Lao Tan's death was soon publicized, of course, Lao Tan died in the name of "Night General".

I didn't tell Zheng Shihuan the fact that Lao Tan had become a big crow, because I always felt that Zheng Shihuan was not a trustworthy person. The news of Lao Tan's death was obviously spread by Chang Ba first, since he wants everyone to know that Lao Tan is dead, then I am happy to be a favor.

The second content, Zheng Shihuan told me that he had found out the whereabouts of the master and the madman, these two people did leave Nanjing, but their movement trajectory is confusing, from Zheng Shihuan's investigation, these two metaphysical masters set off to the west the afternoon before yesterday, and it is not surprising that they should have arrived in Yunnan Province now.

I was amazed when I heard this, and I stood still, thinking back and forth for a long time, but I couldn't grasp the rhythm of Master and the madman......

These two old guys, are they going to become sperm?