When I heard Yue Fei say that Dajuan molested his sister-in-law, I was happy: this kid is really beautiful, he eats all of them, and he can indeed participate in the draft on CCAV. /./

The joke is a joke, and the business still has to be mentioned, I saw that Yue Fei's expression was quite happy, so I said: "Marshal Yue, I think this may be a misunderstanding, you said that the white hair belongs to your righteous sister, that is, the two white rats, but as far as I know, your two righteous sisters are still in cultivation and have not turned into human form, how can my brother molest them?" If my brother goes to catch them, I'm afraid it's unrealistic, although I'm not talented, but I catch demons and ghosts, and I'm still better than my brother. And most importantly, the marshal is a human being, how can he make a righteous alliance with the white mouse, and if he says it, I'm afraid it will make people laugh. ”

After hearing this, Yue Fei smiled again: "Speaking of those two white rats, the reason why I formed a righteous alliance with them is because they helped me a lot, and they contributed a lot to my defeat of Yan Zongbi. ”

"Oh?" I couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Do you know how I know the feng shui pattern of Zhu Xianzhen? It was these two white rats who told me in a dream. Yue Fei said.

"And such wonders? Marshal Yue may wish to talk about it, and I will listen to you. I said hurriedly.

Yue Fei said: "If you don't say it, I will tell you about it, so as not to misunderstand why I want to make a righteous alliance with the monsters, I Yue Pengju is a bright and upright person, I don't want to leave the handle, the thing is like this, the Huns waved their troops south to seize Tokyo, Zhengzhou, and Luoyang, so they were ready to take Lin'an directly, the emperor was in Lin'an at this time, restless, so he sent Weichen to lead 5,000 soldiers to Zhuxian Town. ”

This dog emperor is really generous, sending 5,000 soldiers, I secretly thought, eat less, drink less, play less, can also recruit more soldiers.

Yue Fei continued: "We have 5,000 troops, but the front spies reported that the Xiongnu had 100,000 troops, which is a ratio of 1:20. Although the spirit of the soldiers was commendable, my heart did not feel good. I have been away for a long time, so I can't take care of me at the age of eighty, it's really unfilial, but I have to protect my family and defend the country, loyalty and righteousness can't be both, but despite this, I know that if these soldiers die in battle, how many sad mothers will there be.

So I sat in the barracks, reading the war report, thinking about these things, and at night, when I suddenly felt a little sleepy, I fell asleep with my hands propped up on the sidelines.

When I fell asleep, I suddenly didn't see anyone reporting it, but I saw two women who went straight into the camp and came to me.

These two people have an average appearance, but they look extremely smart and clever, but in the middle of the night, the people who broke into the barracks must not be good stubble, it is none other than Hun assassins, thinking of this, I immediately drew my knife, got up and asked who they were.

The two of them said that they were not human, they were a pair of practicing white rats, but they had not yet turned into human form, so they could only dream of me, and when they learned that I was going to fight the Huns, they came up to offer advice and help me. ”

"What do they offer?" The more I feel that this is actually not so scary for white rats.

What they presented was a map, this map is the shape of Zhu Xianzhen, like a golden rooster, and then they pointed to the "corns" on the map and said, there is treasure land here, and there are excellent insects in the soil: the turtle with human face, after the soldiers eat it, they can be refreshed, the power is endless, and they defeat the Huns with one block hundred.

With that, they left.

When I woke up, I saw the map on the table, and at the "corn" place, they also marked it.

Although I didn't believe it, I immediately told Yue Zhong to go to the "corns", there was really such a bug, and after Yue Zhong caught one and came back, I asked him to tell the Huotou Army to cook this bug into soup for the soldiers.

On the second day, after Yan Qinghong called for battle, our army beat them, like probing for a bag, and they were quickly beaten by our army.

I couldn't help but be overjoyed that this thing really worked.

Yue Zhong also said that after he finished drinking, he felt that his whole body had inexhaustible strength.

That night, the two of them dreamed of me again and asked me how it worked.

I was so happy that I thanked them and said that they were fairies, not monsters.

Speaking of this, they sighed and said: "The slave family has thanked Marshal Yue for his kind words, but the slave family is a demon, after all, a demon, if you want to become an immortal, you must at least cultivate to become an adult first, but now, the slave family has not cultivated enough to speak human words." ”

So I said, "The two girls are pure in heart, and God will take care of them." ”

At this time, the two of them said: "If the marshal can help the slave family, the slave family can cultivate as soon as possible, at least they can speak human words." ”

When I heard this, I asked them, "How can I help?" The two girls helped Yue a lot, and Yue will definitely repay him with a spring. ”

The two of them were very happy when they heard this: "Is what the marshal said true? ”

I said: "Yue Mou stands up to the sky, and he naturally says what he says, but if the two girls let Yue Mou harm someone, Yue Mou can't agree." ”

After hearing this, the two of them were even more happy and said: "The slave family will not let the marshal harm people, but only ask the marshal to worship the slave family and be the marshal's sister." ”

I thought that they were both fairies, and that it would be unseemly for me to bow down to them.

The two of them, seeing my hesitation, said, "We are not embarrassed by the marshal. We help the marshal this time, on the one hand, it is also for the people of the Southern Song Dynasty, on the other hand, it is also for ourselves, we only hope that the marshal can fulfill the requirements of the slave family, the reason is that Marshal Yue is both civil and military, and he is a double star of civil and military affairs in the sky. ”

When I heard this, I agreed.

They are so honest, and after they cultivate well, they will definitely be stronger than the wicked, so at that time, in a dream, the two of them became brothers and sisters. ”

When Yue Fei said this, I couldn't help but secretly think, this is not easy for the white rats, they have known Yue Fei for a long time, and they didn't know how to speak at that time, but now that hundreds of years have passed, they have only cultivated to speak, and they are really dedicated to cultivating hard.

Thinking of this, I asked Yue Fei: "To this day, your two righteous sisters are still under-human, and I still don't understand how my brother molested them......

"My two sisters-in-law can dream to me or to him, and I wanted to tell him that his companion had put a charm under the bed and could not let them go back, but he didn't want to, he wanted to be lighter than them. So they were furious, and the next morning they brought him to me as a punishment. Yue Fei said.

Hearing this, he secretly thought that this big scroll was really immoral, and he deserved to be captured by those two white rats, so he said to Yue Fei: "I'm very sorry, Marshal Yue, I am the companion of your two righteous sisters, I put that talisman by me, I didn't know where they practiced, and I was afraid that they would hurt me, so I put it there." I assure you that I have no serious intention of dealing with them, and as for my brother, I continue to apologize to you, and I hope you will forgive my brother, and I will take him back and discipline him strictly, and I only ask you to let your two righteous sisters let him go. ”

Yue Fei smiled slightly: "I see that you are upright, little brother, and you are not a bad person, don't worry, my two righteous sisters are just a little punishment for him, and they will not hurt him, but before you take away your brother and you, you must explain clearly how you have the waist card of the dog thief." ”

I thought about it, this Yue Fei is Yue Fei before the twelve gold medals, whether it is me or the two white rats, as long as I meet him, it is the moment before he recalls, and he has no concept of the future at all, so he said: "That's the case, Marshal Yue, in fact, I am not talented, my real identity is an assassin, after Yan Jintang was defeated by you, I sneaked into his camp, and then stabbed him to death, take this waist card as proof!" ”

After Yue Fei heard this, he was even more happy: "The wind is high and the primary election will be high, and the moon is full and wants to calm Hu; The murderous spirit is thousands of miles away, the sound of the army moves the nine districts, the white ape is ashamed of swordsmanship, and Huangshi borrows the talisman! Little brother, you can break into the Hun camp alone, and you are also a hero, my Yue is really in vain to meet you, go, I will take you to find your brother. ”

According to Yue Fei's instructions, I found a large scroll behind the bronze statue of Yue Fei, but this guy is really indecent, naked, it's been almost a day, and he has been frozen, and if he continues like this, he will definitely freeze to death.

Seeing him like this, Ye Zixuan, Ye Zixuan, and Lao Qi laughed at the time, it was really a peony flower to death, and it was also romantic to be a ghost.

Then, Ye Liaoxuan opened the box, took out a blanket, wrapped it around the big roll, and then he and Lao Qi, each with an arm, left Yuewang Temple.

When I took him away, Yue Fei was still under the tree, so I said to him: "Marshal Yue, I'm leaving, I'll see you another day, persuade you to have a glass of wine, and there is no one to go out of Yangguan in the west." ”

Yue Fei arched his hand and said: "I will also return to the dynasty tomorrow, the strong man is angry, the majestic wind is born, and he has to rely on the heavenly sword, and cut the whale across the sea, little brother, there will be a period later!" ”

Although Ye Zixuan couldn't see Yue Fei, he still put on a pillar of incense and said: "Listen to your words, the strings are broken, there are few bosom friends, but don't worry about the road ahead, no one in the world knows you!" ”

After doing all this, we left the Yuewang Temple.

In fact, I have always thought that Yue Fei is a loyal minister, but he met a dog emperor, if he has the heart of Zhao Kuangyin, how should history be rewritten? Straight like I suggested to him? Destroy the Song Dynasty and establish the country for the Ming Dynasty, I believe that no matter what Huns, they will definitely surrender to Yue Fei's feet, maybe on Moscow's Red Square, not the statue of Lenin, but the statue of Yue Fei.

But history is history after all, it cannot be changed, except for sighs, it is still sighs.

After leaving, we walked towards the hotel, where it was still dark at night.

Lao Qi rubbed his hands and asked, "Sixth brother, did you see General Yue just now?" ”

I nodded, sighed and said, "I did see it, but I guess what I saw just now is the soul he has been resenting all along, that is, he has obviously defeated Yan Jintang, but he was called back by Zhao Gou, unwilling, but helpless." Drunk and lying on the battlefield, how many people came back to fight in ancient times? "151 Kanshu.com .