Chapter 15: The Unspeakable
As the saying goes: it is forgivable to do sins in heaven, but you cannot live if you do sins yourself. So to this tragic end, An Youran really has no position to argue.
Now all the minions in Mingzhiyuan have received the biggest benefit of the year because of the 'beast bite incident' - a month of paid vacation! Because he is as big as watching the nursing home and cleaning the courtyard, as small as washing and dusting, serving tea and pouring water, everything is handled by An Youran alone, so now he is thinner than Huanghua, his face is like pickles, and he has truly experienced life in hell.
"Bajie, there is floating dust...... "Shizi fanned the air with his hand, "Clean it all!" ”
"Master, all the room minions have been cleaned three times this morning," An leisurely hurriedly explained, "The little one is definitely not lazy." ”
"You mean the room is already clean?" Shizi's beautiful eyes were raised, and he clearly said what An Youran thought in his heart.
"Master wise! You can see it all at once! An leisurely hurriedly offered it, "It's really like a torch!" ”
Shizi nodded, "Okay, the study doesn't need to be cleaned anymore." Without waiting for An to grin leisurely, he then said, "You go and clean up the courtyard!" ”
"Courtyard?" An Youran exclaimed: "Why? ”
"Floating dust means that there is an unclean place, since the room is clean, the problem must be outside!" Shizi said calmly while bowing his head and practicing words.
An leisurely gasped, and wanted to slap himself, knowing that it was better to say that the room was not cleaned, not to mention the huge area of the courtyard and the complexity of the terrain, just saying that it was now the hot sun in July, it was enough to roast him dry with that hot enthusiasm.
Seeing An Youran's hesitant expression of not moving, Shizi's eyes flashed, "You don't want to go?" Luo Han seems to be coming soon......"
"Minions, let's go!" An Youran heard Luo Han's name and was shocked. Ever since he bitten his body, whenever he saw An Youran, Luo Han couldn't wait to drink his blood and eat his flesh! That bone-eating hatred is enough to make An Youran die 10,000 times!
With full horsepower, he desperately escaped outward, but as soon as he turned around, he collided head-on with an unknown object, and the straight pain of An Youran's nose was sore, and tears flowed. Before he could get angry, a sharp voice piercing his eardrum came straight at him.
"Oops ̄! You're going to die! How to walk without long eyes! ”
Hearing this unique timbre like the Sanskrit sound of Suo Life, An Youran could know who it was with his eyes closed, "...... people", seeing Laifu's facial features twisted together in anger, he swallowed back the word "demon" that had reached his mouth, and said with a smile, "Come and take care of it!" ”
"Okay?" Laifu Yin and Yang shouted angrily: "I was almost not killed by you, okay!?" ”
"How so? Come to the manager to live a thousand years! An Youran smiled on his face, and he was also secretly happy in his heart: The thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, and you will be a big king!
"You little goblin has a sweet mouth!" These words obviously made Laifu very useful, and he raised the orchid and pointed at An Ran's eyebrows, "Pay attention next time!" Not everyone is as good a talker as I am! ”
After saying that, he turned around and saluted the prince and said, "Master, today the prince is going back to the mansion to pick up the wind and wash the dust for the old marquis Liu of the Zhongyuan Marquis Mansion, so let me pass a message to you, so that you must be on time at night." ”
Shizi looked at him coldly, didn't speak, got up and was about to leave.
"Master," Laifu didn't get a reply from the prince, and hurriedly shouted: "This is a special explanation from the prince, and the concubine and the princess will also come back for tonight's banquet, you must go." ”?
Although Laifu said sincerely, the prince turned a deaf ear and disappeared from the door without the slightest pause.
Seeing that it was not good to recover his life, Laifu rolled his eyes and suddenly turned his direction, "Bajie!" The prince will be handed over to you, and you must take him to the banquet in the evening. ”
"Me? Why me!? An Youran was confused by his words, and reacted truthfully: "He is the master, how can he listen to me, a minion?" Anyway, you weren't knocked unconscious by me just now!? ”
"Why?" Laifu sneered, "Just because you are a close attendant of His Royal Highness the Prince, the unruly master must have been instigated by your personal servant!" I will report the princess truthfully, and I will punish you severely! ”
An leisurely hated the root of his teeth, and scolded in his heart: Am I going to hypnotize or brainwash!? Could it be that this stubborn and strange temper of the adult son is caused by me!? I want to have this ability, and I will be the first to turn myself into a martial arts master, and I will be able to upgrade to a real shemale without surgery!
But his arms can't twist his thighs, and if Laifu intends to blame him, how can a little slave escape from the clutches of the devil? So An leisurely had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and said: "Lord Steward, I'm going to find the master, but ......" He blinked his eyes and asked with an innocent tentative face: "If the master insists on not going, can I ......?"
"You can go directly to Si Shengbu to get thirty boards, plus twenty lashes!" The shemale pinched her throat mercilessly and shouted, "Don't blame me for not reminding you then!" After speaking, Laifu rhythmically swung his fat buttocks and twisted out of Mingzhiyuan, leaving An Ran standing alone in the study.
Thirty boards plus twenty lashes!? Isn't this just a sentence that you will be half imperfect!? An leisurely woke up suddenly, if the son of the world disappeared today, then he would be the first object to be crushed! Suddenly, a spirit jumped up and chased in the direction where the son disappeared.
But the speed of the prince was originally extremely fast, and he left a moment early, where could An leisurely catch up? ran around like a headless fly for a long time, and didn't even see the slightest shadow of the prince, but An Youran was already exhausted and his whole body was sore. The midday sun was so hot that he found a shady bush at random and hid in it.
I just lay down and wanted to rest, but suddenly I heard a slight footstep coming. An leisurely thought it was a pedestrian, but he didn't care. But strangely, the man stopped here, and after a while, there seemed to be a rustle of leaves, followed by a strange and familiar low voice, "Young master! ”
Hearing this voice, An Youran's heart trembled, the reason why he said strange was because this voice was definitely not from the palace, and to say familiar was that he had indeed heard this voice, and it seemed to be the mysterious male voice he overheard outside Su Chen's room that day.
"The old thief has arrived, how did you find out!" At this time, the reproach of another man sounded completely made An Ran's ambiguity turn into no doubt, because the owner of this voice was Su Chen, who had been with him for five years!
"Dereliction of duty on the part of subordinates!" The mysterious man seemed to be extremely annoyed, "That thief is really cunning, half a month ago, he had found out that someone was inquiring about his itinerary, but he kept pretending not to know, and ordered his subordinates to pretend to be in the mansion by himself." And he had arranged it in secret, and not only did he arrive at the palace safe and sound, but he also annihilated many of the brothers we had sent to investigate......"
"There's no point in talking about that now!" Su Chen's voice was extremely indifferent, very different from his usual warmth, "Recall all the hands, let's end it here!" ”
End? An Youran suddenly had an ominous premonition, but the next conversation, as if to confirm this uneasiness, made him completely shocked into a cold sweat.
"Don't worry, the young master, his subordinates will never miss again this time, and the old thief will not come back, and the corpse will be on the spot!"
Oh, my God! It's really going to kill! An Youran was so frightened that her whole body tensed and couldn't move. Who is Su Chen? Why did he hide in the palace? Why kill exactly? And now the most important thing is - who the hell is he going to kill!?
An Youran's mind was running at high speed: what they said just now was 'arriving at the palace'! According to this analysis, the target of the assassination should be the person who has recently returned home! And judging from their elaborate arrangement, this person must also have a special identity! In this way, the most likely ones to return to the house in the near future are: Li Jing, King of Jin, Liu Kun, Marquis of Zhongyuan, Concubine Zhu Ying and Princess Liu Ying!
"There will be a dinner party in the mansion tonight, and the thief will definitely be there then," Su Chen's words were full of murderous intent, "Do you know what to do?" ”
"It's ready as planned!" The mysterious man knelt on the ground to receive his order.
"Then it's better, tread carefully!" Su Chen seemed to get up and leave, "If you fail, you should know the consequences." ”
"Yes, my subordinates understand!" Then there was a slight movement, and the man should have left quickly.
An Youran was afraid of being discovered, so he didn't dare to move easily, and waited patiently for more than half an hour before carefully walking out of the bushes. Opening her clenched fist, she was surprised to find that her palm had been clenched in terror, but she didn't know it.
What now? An leisurely thought as she ran: Do you want to report Su Chen? Putting aside the friendship for many years, just because Su Chen has cared for him since the day they met, and even saved his life twice before and after, how can he do this kind of revenge!? But do you leave it alone and pretend not to know? If someone really dies at today's banquet, isn't he also aiding the abuse, and becoming a murderer in disguise!?
Just when he was in a dilemma, he accidentally saw the prince with his clothes fluttering, leisurely half-leaning on the long pavilion and pretending to sleep. Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration: since those two methods didn't work, why not find a third way out - secretly prevent things from happening?
"Master," without hesitation, he rushed straight to the prince of the world, and asked in a loud voice, "Are you really not going to the dinner tonight?" ”
Shizi frowned slightly at his deafening voice, "What does it matter to you whether to go or not?" ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay," An Youran saw the displeasure of the prince, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The slave just asked casually." ”
"You're idle?" Shizi's amber eyes narrowed wickedly, "The courtyard is not enough for you to clean, right?" ”
"No" An leisurely knew that he was about to have another catastrophe, and hurriedly explained, "The slave can't say that he asked casually, he asked because he was worried." ”
"Worried?" Shizi raised his head slightly and looked at An Youran, "What are you worried about?" ”
Can you say you're worried that someone is going to be killed!? Isn't this self-defeating? An leisurely rolled his eyes, "I heard tonight that the prince also invited Luo Han and them, if the master doesn't go, the slaves are afraid that they will be bullied." ”
"Are you worried about Luo Han?" Shizi's eyes were cold, "He's not a child, so he can't afford you to be idle!" ”
Seeing that he couldn't impress the prince with Luo Han, An leisurely changed his strategy and said: "Not only Luo Han, but also Miss Luo!" Miss Luo and Miss Liu have always been at odds, if there is another conflict at the banquet, Miss Liu can still have the Hou Ye to rely on, is it difficult for Miss Luo to rely on Luo Han, who has no power and no power, can't lift his hands, and can't pick his shoulders? ”
"Luo Han is not as useless as you say!" Shizi stroked his long hair that was blown by the wind, and raised his slender hand lightly, "Take care of your own business!" ”
"He can't even beat a powerless person like a minion, isn't it called useless!?" The corners of An Youran's mouth twitched with disdain, "Master, you have also learned to be humorous!" ”
Shizi glanced at An Youran and said pointedly, "It's rare that you are humble once, and you are still so hypocritical." ”
An Youran was a little flustered by his burning gaze, "Okay, the minion said that he was powerless, which is a little exaggerated!" But judging from all indications, Luo Han is a person who is not worth entrusting! ”
"You're not exaggerating, you're simply reversing black and white! Is there anyone in King Jin's Mansion who doesn't know your nickname as a ghost animal? Shizi stood up and patted the floating ash on his body, "It is said that it can be so terrifying that it can make a crying child stop making noise!" It is reasonable that Luo Han was defeated at your hands. ”
The corners of An Youran's eyes twitched a few times, "Master, this is pure rumor-mongering!?" The slave has to find the person who said this to be responsible, in case the slave can't get a wife in the future, he will make that person look good!? "You? Asking for a wife? Shizi's bewitching eyes bent, "Did you get it?" ”
"Master! Are you saying this to look down on minions?! An leisurely shouted indignantly: "Don't look at the slave like this, it is also very popular with women!" ”
This topic seemed to arouse the interest of Shizi, and he asked curiously, "Who?" ”
"Aunt He from the Si Huang Department often gives me fruits to eat, Aunt Chen from the Si Catering Department will secretly add vegetables to me, Wu Ma from the Si Zhen Department will leave me good things in private, and Aunt Hu from the Si Sheng Department will also teach me fists and feet." Ann was leisurely and contented.
Shizi held his chin with one hand, and summed up with a mocking face: "It's either a big mother, it's an aunt, I feel like you're an older aunt, your taste is really unique!" ”
An Youran's face turned red, and he hurriedly disguised his argument: "Slaves just like older women!" Gentle and considerate, empathetic, I don't know how good! What's so good about young girls? Miss Luo and Miss Liu competed with each other as soon as they met, and when they saw each other, the minions were annoyed when they saw them, and they were all upset when they saw them! ”
"You don't seem to like Luo Ling and Miss Liu very much!" There seemed to be a strange halo in Shizi's glass-like eyes, and there was a hint of imperceptible excitement in his words.
This man is weird! Does he like those two aunts and grandmothers about him! An Youran secretly rolled her eyes, "They are not people who can like this as a slave." Besides, those two girls are very powerful, and the minions can't beat them, even if they can like them, the minions don't dare to like them! ”
Thinking of Su Chen's matter in his heart, An Youran changed his words, "Those two young ladies are too capable of making trouble!" The minions also said the truth, if they made a fuss during the banquet, the consequences would be really unimaginable. The Luo Han brothers and sisters are the guests of the master, if they suffer a loss, they will not only lose your face, but also hurt the relationship between you and the Luo Han brothers! The minions think you should go to this banquet today! ”
"You're very abnormal today," Shizi suddenly leaned his face closer and stared at An Youran's eyes, "You have never interfered with my decision like this, why do you insist like this today?" ”
His complexion was as white as jade, crystal clear and moist, and he was flawless when he looked closely. The slender and thick eyelashes raised up in a perfect arc, exposing a pair of charming amber eyes in front of An Youran, and the nose seemed to be able to smell the faint cold fragrance emanating from the prince's body.
An Youran only felt that his heart was beating faster, his breathing was short, and his little face was flushed.
"Master, it's too close." An leisurely took a few steps back as if fleeing for his life, stroking his pounding heart and panting, "You look at the slave like this, the little one is afraid!" ”
"So you have people who are scared too?" There seemed to be a faint smile on the corner of Shizi's lips, "Let's go!" ”
"Let's go?" An Youran was still in an oxygen state, and her brain couldn't react and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"Join the banquet!"