Body Game Kingdom
My parents were urging me to eat again, and they brought the food to me, set the chopsticks, and their faces were full of anxiety, and they kept muttering, and I was really upset to hear it.
"If you don't eat, don't eat, don't you two bother me, don't you see I'm playing a game? I've been playing this game for many days, and I'm about to advance to the level, don't babble in my ear, please! "I held my phone and stared intently, my eyes rolling as the game character moved on the phone's screen. Games are my life, now video games are getting more and more fun, more and more exciting, more and more able to catch people's attention, as a third grade elementary school student, I can't do without it, I haven't been to class for nearly two weeks, learning is so boring, how can I play games from the comfort of my home.
"You little rabbit, you haven't eaten in two days, do you want Dad to stuff food in your mouth? Listen to me, tomorrow if you don't go to class, I'll break your legs. ”
Dad's face was purple, and anger was spurting from his mouth. I don't care about him, even if he breaks my legs, I'll have to play the game. My mother saw that my face did not change, and after a few words, she quickly drove my father out of my room.
Now I'm alone in this room enjoying the thrill and madness of video games, to be honest, video games are more important than my life, sometimes I scream at my super high gaming skills, sometimes I get dirty for my teammates' rookie mouths, video games are abrasive little goblins, it has a firm grip on me.
When the game was over, I stretched deeply and glanced at the clock on the wall, it was already 1:10 a.m., and it was so quiet that I could only hear the sound of ticking. Sleepiness came at me one after another, I felt like I couldn't hold it anymore, I was dazed, swaying, my body reached an unprecedented level of lightness, I floated and floated, falling and rising with the wind......
When I woke up, it was noon, and oh my God, I was lying in a huge square, the sun piercing my eyes mercilessly, and the floor hurting me. Where is this? How am I here? Shouldn't I have slept in that soft Simmons bed at home? I thought to myself.
The architecture here is very strange, except for the huge hall in front of you, which seems to be more stable, the surrounding buildings seem to be crumbling, tearing mottled openings, and there is a fountain in front of the temple that works endlessly, scattering water.
"Hey. Anyone? Where is this? ”
My voice quickly drew two groups of soldiers, armed with long, gun-like weapons that I did not recognize.
"Sir, there's a strange-looking thing here, what should I do with it?"
I feel inexplicable when I hear this, I look weird? I was startled when they approached me, each of the two groups had a "C" waist, seven or eight fingers on one of their palms, and each had four eyes on their faces, and they were asymmetrical. Seeing this, I hurriedly ran and shouted, "Mom and Dad, where are you, I met a monster, come and save me." "Not only did my shouts go to no avail, but they drew more and more people out to watch me, all of whom walked hunched over, with four eyes and fingers on their palms beyond five. I treated them like monsters, but they teased me like a pet, and quite a few of them threw me bananas. Fortunately, I can still understand what they are saying.
"Arrest him and hand him over to the king for examination."
Then I was tied up by this group of hunched fellows and sent to the palace in front of me, where there was an old man with a crown and a game console in his hand, staring at me with his eyes fixed, and then his eyes left me and looked straight at the game console in his hand, and his dozens of fingers snapped at the buttons of the game console.
"What's the species down there?"
"I'm human." I gestured to the king and the people around me, and explained, "See, I have fingers, my head and eyes look the same as yours, but not as many as yours, I can still understand you, I am the same species as you." ”
The king stooped down the stairs slowly, but he was still playing with the game console in his hand, which did not prevent him from walking steadily in front of me, and the ministers around him also had something like a mobile phone in their hands, and both eyes were looking at the screen in unison, and the other two eyes were watching me.
"This is the kingdom of games, whether women and children or the elderly, men or women, everyone is playing video games all the time, look at our eyes, our fingers, how convenient it is to play games, video games are the life of this country, our backs are bent, just to lie on the table and enjoy the happiness that games bring us. You look like you're really useless to my people, born with a flaw, do you know how to play games?
"Your Majesty, I will, I am very obsessed with video games at home, I dare say that I love games as much as any of your subjects, no, I have been here for a long time, I have never touched a game, and my hands are itching to see the people here playing so enthusiastically"
The old man in front of me had a fierce look on his face and snorted at me: "Don't worry, your appearance is really rare in the world, and it is really a strange treasure." Someone, put him in a cage and drag him out into the street for my people to see. ”
I was pulled into a cage and carried by a mechanical tricycle to walk around every street in the country.
"All the people of the game country, the king got a rare beast that can speak human words, and he wants to watch it with the people, and he can go out to watch it for three days." Every street radio played this sentence on a loop, and I was put in a cage like a pet, and people of all sizes in the country came out to watch me, all of them looked like that, with four eyes, a lot of fingers, a "C" waist, and everyone was playing video games with a clattering hand in their hands, some people looked at me indifferently and only paid attention to the game in their hands, and some children were slightly better and threw some bananas and bread into the cage. I was so hungry that I caught it and ate it, and they cheered, "Look, look, the little monster has eaten what I threw at me." ”
I looked down at them from the cage and smiled to myself, who the hell is the monster.
The three days of parade passed quickly, and the king had me bathed, gave me a clean dress, and then began to interrogate me.
"You said you played the game well, didn't you?"
"Yes, yes, yes," I nodded repeatedly.
"Okay, this is a five-month-old baby in our country, you play video games with him, if you can play with him, I will find a way to send you back to your rightful place, if you are not even as good as this baby, you can only become a slave of this country!"
My heart was full of contempt, this little kid who couldn't speak was so capable that I was still a third-grade elementary school student.
The baby in front of me and I each had a mobile phone, and the two of them had chosen their respective roles, and the king ordered: "Begin!" ”
Before I could come to my senses, I saw the baby with his hands and feet, his eyes fixed on the phone screen, and in just two seconds, I was beaten to the ground by the five-month-old baby.
"No, no, you have too many fingers and eyes, how can I handle it, I ask to play a few more rounds, and three wins in five rounds."
The king complied, and I stared at my character with all my attention, but after five rounds, each of which was less than two seconds, I was beaten to the ground by the baby in front of me, and I was unable to fight back. The baby in front of him had no idea what was going on, and crawled next to his mother and muttered in a childish voice: "Mommy, hug, hug." "I had no idea that he had won me five times.
"This is the worst person in our country to play games, you are so incompetent, the level of playing games can be so bad, go ahead, go to the imperial dining room to work as a coolie." Slowly, he picked up the new clothes on his body before throwing them into the imperial dining room. "The king finally looked at me with four eyes, and it made my whole body tremble violently, and there was murder in this look.
The operation in the dining room was very primitive, I had to chop a lot of firewood here every day, and the workers here really treated me like a brute, and as soon as I was a little lax in my work, someone would take a leather whip and whip me wildly, and I screamed in pain, and they whipped harder, and after a few times, I found that if I could grit my teeth and insist on not screaming, they would stop and fight less hard.
"Come here, put on a rope and turn this grinding disc, grind this bag of soybeans into flour, and grind it manually to make it delicious." The workers in the imperial dining room wrapped me around me with ropes, and I circled around the millstone like a donkey, and my body was full of marks of whipping, and my stomach was rumbling, and this country where everyone was a game maniac was a cruel country. Tears flowed out of my eyes: "Mom and Dad, where are you, I want to go home, you can take me home quickly, I will go to school immediately, and make sure to eat on time......"
Suddenly, an old woman on the stove caught my attention, she also had four eyes, a dozen fingers, the only difference was that she was not playing endlessly like everyone else, her hands were empty, she was just seriously filling the stove with firewood one by one.
"Grandma, I think you are so kind, can you ask them to intercede for me, don't let me do such heavy hard labor."
There was a sly smile in her eyes: "That's not possible, it's the king's order to let you go to this imperial dining room to be a coolie, I can't be the master, who let you play the game so stupidly, even a five-month-old baby can't win, it's a great shame to lose the game in our game kingdom." ”
"No, no, grandma, I can actually win him, that's not my real level, I just see that he is too young, I'm embarrassed to win him."
"Hahaha, you weird-looking little monkey is quite good at talking, okay, I'll give you enough food and drink, let you nourish your spirits, let's play a game, I'm old, all four eyes are spent, and my hands and feet are not flexible, I haven't touched a video game for a long time, if you can win me, I will ask His Majesty the King to spare you from your coolies, if you can't even win me, but you will be at my disposal."
When I heard this, I looked at her carefully, and she was indeed too old to look good, and even walking gave people a feeling that she was about to fall down, and it should be easy to win her.
"Okay, grandma, it's a deal!"
A few days later, I recuperated my spirits, this time we chose a computer game, this kind of large-scale competitive game grandma is definitely not as good as me, I shook my spirit, and shouted: "Grandma, I won't let you, this time I will definitely win, I have one more request, if I win you, you have to intercede with the king and send me home." ”
"Okay! I'm in charge of this. ”
As soon as the computer was turned on, I pressed the mouse and keyboard together as fast as the wind, while the old woman trembled her hands and thought to herself, I could go home.
But in a few moments something terrible happened, and my grandmother quickly took possession of my territory, and in a matter of seconds, she killed me completely. I lost, to an elderly man with a bad hand or foot.
"Looks like you won't be able to go home." She looked helpless. After a while, the king came in in a rage, and with a wave of his whip he struck me.
"You stupid monkey, I will never allow such a person or brute in my country who is not proficient in the game, you give me practice, and play the game on the table every moment until you can successfully defeat an old man with trembling hands and feet!"
I was forced to play video games, constantly pressing the mouse and keyboard next to the computer all the time, and the games made me vomit and make my body twitch extremely.
"Smack, smack, smack," the whip whipped at me, "you little brute, keep playing, don't be distracted, the king commands, don't stop your game for a moment!" ”
I wailed, screaming like a monkey, I was a brute in this country, a strange-looking brute.
Another piercing pain came from my back, and I passed out.
When I woke up, I went back to my room, the room was still very quiet, the clock on the wall went to eleven in the morning, my saliva soaked all the computer keyboard, I saw the game screen on the computer screen, I couldn't help but feel sick to my stomach, I touched my sore back, opened the door, and cried loudly to my father: "Dad, I'm back, send me to school, I'm going to class......"