Chapter 80: Principles of Being a Man!
With everyone on the field arguing like this, all of a sudden my side looked extremely embarrassed!
Uncle, don't bully the poor boy, don't think that I am good looking and bully me at a young age!
I looked at the old-fashioned coffin bearers, and I found that those people spoke the loudest, and the ones who gave me the least face were among them!
I quickly made up my mind and decided to show them a hand!
I approached the group of coffin bearers, and then hung my hands behind my back, deliberately showing a calm and breezy appearance.
As soon as the coffin bearers who screamed the most fiercely saw my deceitful appearance, they immediately sneered again and again, and they didn't believe that I, an eighteen-year-old flower of the motherland, could really look good!
But what I said next suddenly made them silent in an instant!
"What do you call this big brother?" I first said to a coffin bearer who was a little older in the grade.
"Hmph, just call me Brother Sun, little brother, I didn't say you, if you don't go back to study hard, what kind of physiognomy master is here, don't hurt us......"
I directly interrupted the coffin bearer's chatter, and then my eyes quickly swept around his face, and then I smiled coldly.
"What are you laughing at?" The coffin bearer surnamed Sun said with a glare.
"I laugh at Brother Sun, you are a handful of old people, and you still have that kind of hobby!"
"What do you mean? What hobbies? I don't understand what you're saying? ”
I raised my eyebrows, and after seeing that my words had aroused the curiosity of several people, including the coffin bearer surnamed Sun, I replied unhurriedly: "I just showed you a photo, Brother Sun, your face is black and white, white and weak, your eyes are dull, and the red spots on the eyebrow bone points corresponding to the thighs are spotted...... Well, if I'm not mistaken, Brother Sun, you like it very much......"
"Yes!"
"Boom!"
"Chrysanthemum!"
To be honest, I deliberately stretched this sentence out, why? Because this coffin bearer surnamed Sun is one of the most fierce people in the crowd just now, I don't look down on homosexuals, buddy, I'm just just a pure example of killing chickens and monkeys!
As soon as my words fell, the coffin bearer surnamed Sun next to me was directly full of incredulity, and then his face turned even darker.
I secretly said a sin in my heart, what kind of eyebrow bone point, and the thigh position are actually a small knowledge point that the jade ring in my hand often transmitted to me before.
Although I didn't know that the jade ring, which is a physiognomy inheritance, would instill this kind of knowledge in me, I was always curious about new things, so I wrote it down immediately.
Just today, it came in handy like this......
The coffin bearer's face was as black as charcoal, and he squatted on the ground without saying a word, and the companions beside him involuntarily pulled a little distance away from his body after looking at each other.
"Shameless!"
Suddenly, there was a sound like a silver bell not far away, the sound was pleasant and good, but it wasn't a taste for me to listen to, what do you mean, didn't I just look at a photo, why is it shameless?
I looked at Gu Yanran who was talking, and found that this little white Fumei who came back from studying in South Korea, why did she squeeze me like a little enemy from the first time we met?
I smiled wickedly and said to Gu Yanran, "Why don't I give you one too?" ”
"You dare? Stinky cremator, if you dare to talk nonsense, Miss Ben won't let you go! Gu Yanran had already taken out a mask from her pocket as she spoke, quickly put it on, and covered her delicate little face tightly.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but feel a little lost, wasn't I just joking? As for it? It's not good to look good!
Gu Yanran had just finished being intimidated by me, and the coffin bearers over there were all looking at me, still a little unbelieving in their eyes. Thought I was Hummon's!
After half a ring, a younger coffin bearer stood up and said to me, "Little brother, I still don't believe it, why don't you give me one too?" ”
The young coffin bearer seemed to have some confidence in speaking, and I swept my gaze, and the jade ring was instilled with several pieces of information from my mind.
"The nose is narrow and the eyes are thin, the hall is a mountain, the lips are thin and the earlobes are thin...... Brother, if I'm not mistaken, you should be a virgin with a girlfriend. ”
"Haha, you're wrong, I don't have a girlfriend!" The young coffin bearer said proudly.
I raised an eyebrow and continued, "Really? I'm talking about my girlfriend, but it's your right hand...... Also, your eyes are bloodshot, and you've had sex with your girlfriend once in the past few days......"
"You!" The young cremator was speechless all of a sudden, and his face was flushed!
And after I finished saying this time, a group of crematories all laughed directly!
"Haha, girlfriend is right-handed!"
"I can't see that I still have this hobby. Haha......"
Even Shen Xiaoqin on the side couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, but it was Gu Yanran, who was wearing a mask, who spitted at me and said, "It's all a bunch of dicks, and they deserve to be ...... without women."
"I'm convinced!" The young coffin bearer was also defeated at this time and admitted defeat, and everyone whispered, and there was no more contempt for me in their eyes.
Seeing this scene, in fact, I also know in my heart that these coffin bearers and those Taoist priests who have not washed their robes for an unknown amount of time are actually some characters who usually specialize in funerals in the village.
Most of these people are from humble and poor backgrounds, otherwise they would not have fallen into the unlucky money of helping people with funerals and escapes, so it is inevitable that these people will have some faults and shortcomings on their bodies.
And I didn't look down on them in my heart, but now in order to suppress them and establish a little authority for myself, I was forced to say their embarrassing things, and only in this way can I deter them faster!
No one dared to object to the coffin bearers, and the ability to read the physiognomy I showed just now greatly shocked them, but they may not know that the two physiognomy I saw were actually two little knowledge points instilled in me by the jade ring, a physiognomy inheritance......
solved the coffin bearer, and the old man Cheng over there also came over, with a kind smile on his face.
Old man Cheng cleared his throat and said slowly: "Presumably everyone has also seen the ability of this physiognomy master I invited, then the next grave relocation will be commanded by him, everyone should have no opinion, right?" ”
"I don't have an opinion, but there is a sentence I want to say, I don't know if it's in it?" At this moment, a voice came from the coffin bearers.
"You say!" I looked to the source of the voice, and it was the young coffin bearer whose girlfriend was right-handed.
The young coffin bearer hesitated for a few seconds under my gaze, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "I once heard my grandfather say that these people moved the ancestral graves, and they moved on this day when the yin qi was the weakest, and it was easy for them to be affected by the evil qi. ”
After the young coffin bearer finished speaking, the companions on the side also involuntarily nodded in agreement.
Indeed, it is not easy for them to be in this profession, and I can see that this young coffin bearer should be the kind of son who inherits his father's business, and it is estimated that he will also die as a coffin bearer for the rest of his life, which is almost tied to his head on the crotch of his pants......
I gritted my teeth, my heart was slightly certain, and then I said firmly: "Don't worry, since everyone believes in me, even if there is any danger, I will never leave anyone behind, this has nothing to do with money and life, this is a matter of principle for me to be a man!" ”