Accompanied by the crisp and melodious violin concerto, the mid-term examination of Shenghua noble middle school kicked off.

Before entering the examination room, Chu Xi's shoulder hit the fluttering snow in her white dress.

thought that according to Bai Xue's temper, he would definitely give Chu Xi a big eyeball.

Unexpectedly, Bai Xue only frowned slightly, and her red lips stopped talking, as if she wanted to scold a word.

After a pause, Bai Xue finally chose to turn her head.

Chu Xi was a little inexplicable, in the past, when she met this beautiful rich second-generation female classmate, Bai Xue always had to say a few words of sarcasm, but today she is quiet, but she feels that she is not used to it.

Chu Xi has always been a troublemaker, so he took the initiative to talk: "Classmate Bai Xue, why didn't you scold people today?" ”

Chu Xi's voice was subdued and frustrated, with ups and downs, which was particularly suspicious.

Bai Xue's high heels stepped on the ground, her beautiful eyes glared at Chu Xi fiercely, and she raised her voice: "The surname is Chu, don't think that if you save me once, I will let you go." ”

Bai Xue's little girl was also complicated in her heart, that day, the killer Yuan Qiang almost held her hostage, and it was Chu Xi who helped her at the critical moment.

It feels like you've fallen into the water and are about to drown, only to be caught up by the most hated black pig...

In short, it's hard to put into words.

Chu Xi showed snow-white silver teeth, and this aggressive momentum was in line with Bai Xue's image.

"The surname is Chu, the difficulty of this midterm exam has increased, although you have flexible hands and feet, but your brain is as stupid." Bai Xue was annoyed by Chu Xi's handsome appearance with a grin, and couldn't help but be sarcastic.

"Wait, I'll see your name appear on the bulletin board, the penultimate in 10,000 years!"

The corners of Chu Xi's lips raised an evil arc, one hand was inserted in the pocket of his jeans, and the other hand teased the chestnut bangs in front of his forehead.

opened his mouth coolly, and his appearance was particularly sultry: "Don't worry, Ye Cai will not be the penultimate one." ”

Chu Xi originally thought that with the wisdom of his past and present lives, this kind of exam for a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child would definitely be very simple.

The first is mathematics.

Chu Xi flipped through the thin roll paper and swept through a series of function questions.

Mathematics is a very strange science, and the new generation of educators in Shenghua have advocated the abolition of mathematics exams, giving the following reasons:

[There are not many places where mathematics is used in life, and there are basically no places where advanced mathematics is used. 】

Thousands of students who were trapped by the math nightmare almost rebelled against the violence of math.

However, mathematics has magically been left behind.

Chu Xi felt that mathematics was very useful.

For example, to fire a bullet, you can use a function to calculate the direction of velocity;

For example, if you cut someone's throat, you can set an equation based on the amount of blood per second to determine the time of death;

For example, if you are chased and run away, you can use mathematics to calculate the shortest escape route...

So, Chu Xi looked at the simple math test paper and showed a disdainful pediatric smile.

She picked up the pen, brushed the brush like a snake, and completed the test paper in less than half an hour.

It was about 29 minutes to hand in the papers, and the students in the same examination room were surprised.

Everyone thought to themselves: Who is it that handed in the papers so quickly?

Even the former land god, it is said that the full score of the math test paper took 30 minutes to complete.

looked up, yo, it was actually Chu Xi's boss.

Everyone sighed in their hearts, and the big guy about Mo Chu handed in the blank paper again...

The fat man was scratching his ears and cheeks for a function question, and when he saw Chu Xi's movements, he was grateful.

The boss is good, in order to stabilize the penultimate position of the fat man, he is willing to continue to be the penultimate one.

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The second exam is Physics.

Chu Xi used the killer to escape, and he handed in the file in advance.

In the third chemistry exam, Chu Xi submitted the paper again in advance.

In the fourth biology exam, Chu Xi continued to submit the papers in advance.

In the fifth English, Chu Xi lived up to expectations and continued to submit the papers in advance.

Until the sixth gate...

Thirty minutes passed, and the students in the same examination room looked up inertly, preparing to meet the early handing in of the papers of Big Brother Chu.

But strangely, there was no movement at all.

I had the courage to sneak a glance at Chu Xi's location, and found that the table and chair by the window were sunny, the beautiful man frowned slightly, and there were strange doubts on the side face...

The peeker was puzzled, why did Big Guy Chu Xi have tears in his eyes? Is it difficult to take the language paper?

Only Chu Xi knows why Lao Tzu often has tears in his eyes, because this language test paper is perverted!

Chu Xi had a smooth ride all the way through the physics, chemistry and biology exams, and he actually fell into the gutter in the simplest language.

Question 1: Briefly describe Shakespeare.

Chu Xi was puzzled, Shakespeare was... What?

The second question, the phonetic pronunciation of the text.

【餮鼗 曩磲 蕤颥 鳎鹕 鲦鲻 耱貊 tapir 鍪 籴耋 瓞耵】

Xinyuan rolled over 10,000 grass and mud horses, which country's text in this string, she almost wanted to castrate the teacher.

Before the exam, the head teacher repeatedly told him to guess the intention of the teacher before answering the question.

Chu Xi felt that the teacher wanted her to die...

Question 3, [If Zhuangzi travels to modern times and talks to a certain actor, what do you think the two will talk about?] Write an essay of no less than 3000 words. 】

Chu Xi pinched the test paper, who is Zhuangzi? The old master's brother?

...

The classmates who took the exam were surprised, Chu Xi's boss actually had the most papers?!

What's even more surprising is that the following political history geography, without exception, Chu Xi is the last to hand in the papers.

At the same time as handing in the papers, the big guy also showed a kind of forbearance and murderous aura...

It was as if he had just climbed out of the pit, and his face was stinky.

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The two-day exam passed quickly.

After the exam, the fat man and the thin man had a heated discussion in front.

The fat man said that the language this time is really simple, and if the fat man has divine help, it will be smooth sailing.

The thin man said that you are really simple this time, all of them have been reviewed, and it is estimated that you can score 100 points.

Ye Tingting was watching the fat and thin man bragging on the side, her apricot eyes were crooked, and her apple face was flushed.

Ye Tingting turned around and saw Chu Xi who was touching her chin and doubting her life.

Ye Tingting leaned over and asked suspiciously, "Brother Chu, what's wrong with you?" In today's martial arts exam, you did well, and no one can beat you. ”

Chu Xi shook his head, and his demonic eyes floated solemnly: "Tingting, let me ask you, is the language, politics, history, and geography really simple this time?" ”

Ye Tingting nodded, her eyebrows and eyes smiled into crescent moons: "It's really simple, such as Shakespeare in the language question, he is my favorite British author." ”

Chu Xi: "Shakespeare is a person—I just say, it sounds a little familiar, is he a relative or friend of the teacher who wrote the question?" ”

Ye Tingting: ...

Bragging fat skinny guys: ...

A flock of croaking black crows flew through the sky.

The fat man was heartbroken, covering his heart and making a sad appearance: "Boss, the word "no learning and no skills" is really tailor-made for you. ”

The thin man held his forehead in grief: "Boss, it's not for nothing that you can continue to be the first from the bottom." ”

Chu Xi has always been strong and self-respecting, where has he been looked down upon.

Now, the sky is bright and bright, and the fat and thin people despise their IQ.

Chu Xi was silent.

She is an outstanding killer, proficient in modern science and technology, proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry... But he's a top-notch liberal arts idiot.

After school, Chu Xi went out of the school gate, and Uncle Ou was already waving his chubby white paws.

"Young master, how was the exam today, did it go well?"

Chu Xi's pace of preparing to get into the car froze, and he remembered that Shakespeare again.

Chu Xi turned his head and asked seriously, "Uncle Ou, was I really a scumbag before?" ”

Uncle Ou narrowed his chubby eyes and patted Chu Xi's shoulder to comfort: "Young master, let's ignore what outsiders say." It's just that the grades are a little worse, the character is a little worse, and the sexual orientation is a little crooked, in Uncle Ou's heart, the young master is always the most simple and lovely. ”

Chu Xi always felt that the four words [simple and cute] were equal to [idiot].

Chu Xi sighed, a genius like her, how could she be despised by people because of her achievements?

When I go back, I still flip through a few liberal arts books to improve my knowledge.

"Little hacker, get in the car and get in the car~ continue to read the information today." At some point, a pair of black sports cars drove up.

The car window opened, and Li Zeyan showed a sunny and warm smile towards Chu Xi.

Uncle Ou was startled, subconsciously looked at Chu Xi, and then looked at the black shadow in the back seat of the sports car: "Young, young master, are you going to the Lu Mansion again?" ”

Chu Xinu pouted and said, "Uncle Ou, I'll come back later." You help me get my bag back, don't tell my dad about it. ”

After speaking, he opened the rear door and sat down.

Uncle Ou saw Lu Shen's majestic and cold face in the crack of the car door...

Until the black luxury car left, Uncle Ou was still stunned.

Don't... Did the young master really catch the land god?

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As the bidding meeting approached, Lu Zuoyu's training for Chu Xi became more and more intensified.

Black luxury cars drive slowly on the road.

"The U.S. bidding will start next week, and we'll be in the U.S. three days later. Here's the new material here, so you'll have a look at it later. ”

As he spoke, Li Zeyan looked in the rearview mirror and happened to see Chu Xi hanging his head gloomily, looking a little depressed.

Li Zeyan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Little hacker, has the snake venom recurred?" ”

Chu Xi shook her head worriedly, to be honest, her arrogant self-esteem was shattered in front of the liberal arts exam.

Li Zeyan was depressed, thought about the date, and suddenly brightened: "Yo, could it be that you didn't play well in the midterm exam?" You're worried about yarn, I heard that you have been ranked first from the bottom of Shenghua Academy, and no one has broken the record. ”

Chu Xi's face became even more stinky, and her fingers played with her silver mobile phone, turning back and forth.

Li Zeyan explained with a smile and said heartily: "What are you afraid of, as long as you are remembered, it doesn't matter if you are the penultimate one." For quite a few years, I have been ranked second in the positive number of Shenghua Noble Academy for four consecutive years, and I am still remembered by thousands of fans. ”

Chu Xi put down his phone and asked suspiciously: "You have been the second place for four years, so who is the first?" ”

"Who else could it be, the one next to you. The first place for four consecutive years, the main subject exam was handed in within 30 minutes, and the score was basically full, which no one broke the record. ”

Chu Xi turned his head slowly, and Lu Zuoyu's annoying ice cube face fell into view.

The world is also unfair, either the ugly head is smart, or the handsome head is stupid, or the poor and stupid and ugly.

But Lu Zuoyu is almost an existence that violates the rules of human beings, this kind of handsome, smart and rich man, God created it with his eyes closed?

However, Chu Xi figured it out, although she was not as rich as Lu Zuoyu, she was at least more handsome and smarter than him...

The most important thing is that character is better than ice.